A god of beauty

Chapter 170 The War That Ended Quickly
Hulk is very angry!
He has a reason to be angry, why can that Iron Man take another Iron Man to fly, but not when it is his turn?

Hulk didn't want to run away.

and so!
After Hulk grabbed two half-human scorpions and beat them wildly, he turned them into mounts. As for their feelings, Hulk didn't care at all.

because……

Hulk, who was sweating all over his body, was very hot, and the hotter he was, the more angry Hulk felt because he had nowhere to vent his anger.

next second.

"Hulk!"

When the Hulk who stepped on the half-scorpion arrived at the battlefield, when he saw Odin standing in the desert like a king holding the gun of eternity, Hulk jumped up high, and in the next second, he clasped his fists Jumping towards that side: "Chop!"

Odin looked up.

The gun of eternity was handed out.

boom!
A grand light shot out from the tip of the gun in an instant, and in an instant, it was directly transmitted to Hulk's chest, and Hulk was repelled instantly with a bang.

Boom!

The Hulk that landed turned into a rolling gourd, and bounced playfully on the desert once or twice.

on the mountain.

Lake watched Hulk who arrived at the scene after the battle was over and frowned, "You brought Hulk too?"

Tony shrugged: "Our scorpions have all come here. Obviously, Hulk hasn't played enough!"

Lake shook his head.

"puff!"

Hulk, half of his body in the desert, got up, spit out a mouthful of sand, and stared at Odin in the distance with his red eyes.

Odin looked up.

Boom!

The Rainbow Bridge came directly, and took Odin away in an instant.

If Odin from 10 years ago met someone who dared to challenge him, needless to say, he would directly kill him.

but now?
The horse Fang Nanshan, Odin, who is singing and dancing, is no longer the iron-blooded king.

Like all the kings who weave lies, Odin is also obsessed with the lies he weaves, thinking that the world was obtained by kindness, not by swords and guns.

"Roar!"

Hulk looked at the disappearing Odin and roared angrily.

at this time.

salad!

Hulk regained his senses, and looked at the Scorpion King Matthews who was being dragged out by a dozen dehydrated half-human scorpions not far away.

Hulk was taken aback.

Then...

"Roar!"

Hulk directly picked up a half-scorpion corpse beside him and threw it towards Matthews who was not far away.

After being dragged out by his few soldiers just now, and then staggered by the corpses of his soldiers, Matthews, the Scorpion King, came back to his senses and was a little dazed looking at the Hulk who didn't know when he came.

With one arm, Hulk roared loudly at the Scorpion King Matthews: "Roar (come on, make it up!)"

The Scorpion King's expression sank instantly.

Made.

The gods are fighting, so it's fine if I become cannon fodder, but you are a monster...

Boom boom boom!
Tear!

Hulk pulled one side of the Scorpion King with one hand, and roared loudly at the half-human scorpions who would come over even if they were dehydrated.

next second.

The half-scorpions seem to have lost something.

They fell to the ground and turned into a pool of green liquid.

……

Under the green liquid scattered all over the sky, Hulk stretched out his vast tendons and kept roaring towards the surroundings. If it was not considered that this was in the desert, if the scene was changed to some peak or some building...

Scenes……

Deja Vu!

on the mountain.

Looking at this scene, Lake was silent for a while, then turned around to look at Tony and Victor shrugged and said, "They should have air-dropped Hulk over earlier."

Tony and Victor nodded sympathetically.

That's the Scorpion King, who can't even explode mushrooms, and was torn apart by the Hulk like a drumstick?
Jesus.

God.

Tony thought that before the battle, he laughed at the need to use SpongeBob SquarePants to lure Hulk into the game.

It seems that I need one more suit plan.

Tony thought deeply.

at this time!

"Pai Daxing, let's go find Boss Crab."

"Oh, SpongeBob, I don't think Boss Krabs would like to see us."

"Pai Daxing, yes."

"..."

With the appearance of Natasha driving a sand bike, Hulk, who was announcing the return of the king, immediately set his eyes on the direction of the sound.

After half an hour.

Victor turned his head and glanced at Dr. Banner who threw up after looking at SpongeBob SquarePants, looked away and said to several people, "Are you sure you don't need to let Dr. Banner take a bath first?"

Natasha held a glass of Lone Star beer in her hand: "No need, I promised Hulk to show him fifty episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants after the battle."

Tony, who was sitting next to his steel suit, raised his hand and asked, "Quick question, quick answer, what if SpongeBob SquarePants finished watching?"

Natasha thought for a while: "Perhaps it's time to urge Nickelodeon and tell them to speed up production and filming?"

This is a somewhat anticlimactic war.

Without exception.

but……

From the very beginning, this war was doomed to be anticlimactic. After all, the combat effectiveness of both sides was on the other side.

Lake's advantage is so great, it can be said that the flying dragon is riding on the face, how can he lose?
There is absolutely no room for loss.

Soon.

Nick Fury, wearing a mask, got off the desert vehicle, took Coulson and Hawkeye to the high mountain, and saw that a barbecue grill had been set up over there, surrounded by the lamb on the grill A few people sitting.

Where did the sheep come from?

Very simple.

Just change the dark stone bracelet. Since there is wine in the car refrigerator, why can't there be sheep in the transport car?

As for where did the sheep come from?
Lake was never confused by such brain-wrenching questions, and other people saw that Lake didn't talk, so they didn't bother to ask.

But come to think of it, probably in a ranch in the Lone Star State, a grumpy rancher is holding a shotgun and staring at the flock of sheep he surrounded.

"God!"

Nick came over, wiped his forehead with a towel and said, "The temperature here is really hot."

It's not ordinary heat. Generally speaking, the highest temperature on the desert's surface is about [-] or [-] degrees, but now?
Nick's complexion is destined to be heat-resistant, but now he feels hot, how high do you think the temperature is.

Sitting on the sidelines, thinking about what else he hadn't settled, Lake came back to his senses, and said to Nick, "You want the Scorpion King to disappear. Congratulations, the world-destroying Scorpion King has disappeared."

Nick said: "But just now, our people reported that there have been large-scale iceberg melting events in the Antarctic and the Arctic."

Lake got up: "Just take it as the price you have to pay to eliminate the Scorpion King."

"We have paid for the whole of Kabul."

"You care about here?"

"of course."

"Ha ha!"

Nick Fury is unparalleled in justice, Lake laughed straight, the whole of Kabul has become an empty space, what will happen after the war?
Sit in rows.

Divide the fruit.

You must know that although Kabul does not have as rich oil resources as the Middle East, its strategic location is very good.

This time, the shit-stirring sticks above Kabul were cleared.

Obviously!

A flock of vultures is already on their way...

(End of this chapter)