Live Wild Eater

Chapter 98
It will be bright soon, this is the second day, and he can leave tomorrow.

Getting up and twisting his body, he smiled at the screen, "Good morning friends, a new day is about to begin, are you ready?"

"Good morning, Brother De, I stayed up late to watch you sleep, and the dark circles under my eyes have become much darker."

"There is nothing else to do in life other than eating and sleeping, so helpless!"

"The local tyrant upstairs."

"Brush your teeth, wash your face and eat." Rhodes came to the river to wipe his face, and then went to eat some meat, sighing a little frustrated, "I feel a little tired of eating meat every morning."

He was telling the truth, in fact, he was tired of eating snake meat every day, it would be better if there were fish and shrimp.

"I don't believe it, unless you don't eat it."

"That's right, you want to trick us into making you jealous again?"

"Do you want to eat dirt?"

Rhodes didn't speak anymore. After breakfast, he went to watch the panda hunt again. He caught a lot of good products at noon today, including a beautiful black bird that Rhodes couldn't think of at the moment, and more than a dozen eggs of different colors. , the snakes here are raised by them, or else they catch snakes every day?Caught five or six big snakes today, Rhodes went to the river to insert two fish and came back. He couldn't eat snake meat, it was too greasy, and he was about to vomit after eating snake meat.

At noon, eating snake meat, fish meat and birds used to make soup, Rhodes felt much better. A person is happy when he is full.

But it was despised by hundreds of thousands of water friends. In the morning, they said that they were tired of eating meat, and at noon today, snake meat was sprinkled with cumin and roasted. Brother De, you are so fucking different!
"Oh, by the way, I saw a water friend say this morning that a boring life is eating and sleeping, right? I also want to say, a boring life is eating, playing and sleeping." Picking his teeth, he was not afraid of water at all. Netizens said of him, "Eat enough, go to bed at noon today, go play in the afternoon, eat again, then sleep, and leave here tomorrow."

Rhodes said with a feeling in his heart, no matter what, he will eventually leave here, leave this group of cute pandas, and he will go out and return to the real world.

In the afternoon, he went to do what the water friends envied, riding a fish in the river.

Like a child, Rhode happily hugged the arapaima and gestured with scissor-hands with a smile on his face. The water friends were furious, but some water friends thought he was childish. Such a big man still gestured with scissor-hands. Who are you? Not an adult?The anti-fans thought he was disgusting, but Rhodes ignored it and continued to enjoy the refreshing feeling brought by the impact of the river water.

At night, he ate and went to bed. Although the water friends wanted him to sing, Rhodes did not sing because he was too noisy and was afraid of disturbing the pandas' sleep. Ah, Brother De, why don’t you sing?

Some water friends saw Rhodes sleeping and not singing, and left the live broadcast room sadly.

It's not that Rhodes doesn't want to sing, but that he really can't sing. Some pandas are already asleep, and singing affects their rest. The water friends hate him and blame him, so they all come to him!He sleeps and doesn't watch the barrage, gossip can't hurt him a bit.

After getting up in the morning and waving by the side of the road to say goodbye to the panda, I still feel a little bit sad in my heart. This time I really have to leave without any suspense.

Goodbye, lovely national treasures.

Goodbye, ferocious arapaima.

Arapaima is a freshwater fish, but it is more ferocious. It eats small crocodiles and other fish. It is an out-and-out carnivore.

The pandas also looked at him. Rhodes turned around and stopped looking at them. There was no feeling of parting from life and death, just a little bit of reluctance.

But the accident happened again, and the two pandas carried him back, and Rhodes had black lines on his face. What's going on?Could it be that the panda family all have a hobby of fighting people?Damn, are you addicted to fighting?
Water friends laugh:

"That's because they don't want you to leave their side, you know, unless they die."

"What a pitiful brother De. He wants to leave but can't."

"Panda: Want to leave? You saved us a panda and our child, don't even think about leaving in your fucking life, just stay and live with us."

"Isn't it good to eat and drink for free? Pandas go hunting every day, isn't it just for your sake? They want to trap your stomach with delicious food."

"How do you feel that they really intend to take Brother De as one of them?"

"A boring life is eating and sleeping and playing / picking your nose."

"Hahaha...the upstairs slapped Brother De in the face."

Looking at those bullet screens, Rhodes was powerless to refute. Looking at them, he decided to leave here. There must be times when they would not pay attention, and he would slip away while they were not paying attention.

As if seeing through Rhodes' mind, a panda came over and stared at Rhodes, and Rhodes secretly felt bad.

Friends have something to say:
"This panda must be a female. If it is not a female, I will kill myself by harakiri."

"Boss, you can't see it either."

"Go touch it and you'll know? / Manually funny."

"Isn't the idea upstairs too dirty? But I like it, and I support Brother De to touch it."

"Hahaha...you want Brother De to die! Is Brother De that kind of person?"

"Yes."

"Yes."

"Yes."

Rhodes was staring at the screen with black lines all over his face, "Whoever is talking nonsense will be banned for one year."

"I heard that Brother De will be banned for a year if he wants to touch a panda. I don't know if it's true or not?"

"I heard that Brother De will be banned for a year if he wants to touch a panda. I don't know if it's true or not?"

"I heard that Brother De will be banned for a year if he wants to touch a panda. I don't know if it's true or not?"

Friends in the water copied and pasted, the barrage was full of this barrage at the moment, Rhodes looked at the screen, it seems that if they don't treat them well, they won't remember who is the owner of this live broadcast room.

"System, ban all the water friends who posted this barrage! Give them a year to calm down."

The system works very fast, without any hesitation, it kills and kills, blood flowed in the live broadcast room for a while.Immediately after a while, countless trumpets wailed in the live broadcast room, begging Rhodes to let them go.

Rhode squinted his eyes and looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, "Today's moon is really round and big."

Your technique of opening your eyes and telling nonsense is getting more and more perfect!Moon, your sister!How can there be a moon in the daytime now?

"I'm sorry everyone, I'm going to see the pandas for fun." Rhodes smiled and set off with the pandas.

"But I will run away when they sleep tonight. If you want to watch me escape tonight, pay attention. Tonight, I will show you how to escape from the tiger's mouth."

"Now, I will once again show you the beauty of panda hunting. This is the last time, and you should cherish it. It is absolutely impossible to see this kind of scene in the future." Rhodes said seriously, and he actually had a little bit of it in his heart. sad.

"Haha, Brother De lifted the ban again, that's great."

"I love you, brother De, I knew you would never ban us for a year, I will send you a card / If you want to die, you can die and send you a card."

"Phew, I can finally talk, ah, so comfortable. I also apply for a card. / Ai Kuo sent out five cards."

"La la la la la la... I want to tell my roommate that you can post unlimited barrage, la la la la.../I hate sending out two office cards."

Rhodes didn't really want to ban them for a year, it was just a joke, but he didn't expect to get so many cards.Or, do it again?Forget it, he's not that kind of person.

After a while, countless water friends were inexplicably silenced, and the live broadcast room was filled with wailing again.

Water friends sent countless "fuck" and question marks from different accounts.

Rhodes lifted the gag again, this time he was not so lucky, the water friends scolded him for being shameless and rascal.

Rhodes muttered, it seems that using the same method the second time won't work!

"Everyone, don't rely on me! I didn't do it, it was done by the house manager." Rhodes pushed it well.

"The house is in charge of your sister! Sister Shenhao is not here, you treat us as blind."

"I've already taken a screenshot, slandering Sister Shenhao, right? Tell her when she comes back, and see what she says about you."

"Hahaha, laugh to death, brother De, why did you become like this? You used to look honest, but now you have become a big bastard."

(End of this chapter)