Live Wild Eater

Chapter 97 Perfunctory
Two wet little pandas came over and hugged Rhodes who was sitting on the ground. Rhodes looked at them and smiled.

In the evening, the rain stopped and a rainbow appeared.

Rhodes was sitting by the fire, where snake meat was roasting, and pots were hanging over another fire, boiling bamboo shoots and wild boar.There was a gurgling sound, the heat came out, and the smell of pure fragrance seemed to be wafting out. It was fragrant just looking at it, and the water friends were envious.

Rhodes glanced at the sunset and smiled, "This day is about to pass, time flies so fast! Have your friends eaten?"

Around him were pandas grilling meat, they only needed to be cooked or half-cooked, even if it was half-cooked they still ate with relish.

"I didn't eat, I'm very hungry."

"If you don't have money to eat, eat in the soil."

"Another day for instant noodles."

"I've already ordered takeaway, beef rice, hee hee."

"If you haven't eaten, hurry up and eat! I want to eat too." Rhodes said, took off the snake meat and stuck it on the ground, it was still hot!Can't eat.He cut off a small piece and let it cool.

"Shocked, the anchor made millions in a certain year to urge people to eat online."

"Bone soup, so sweet and delicious."

After a while, Rhode slowly ate the snake meat, drank some soup, and ate wild boar meat. He put some bones in the jar and cooked the soup together to make the soup taste better. He didn't say anything more and just ate like this. Get up, cutting down trees consumes too much energy, I'm starving!
Rhodes didn't speak. The water friends also felt that this was a difficult moment. Every time Rhodes ate wild things was indeed the last thing they wanted to see, but they had to watch it again, which made people feel jealous!

With such delicious meat, it’s fine if you don’t share some with the water friends, and you eat it slowly. How can people not hate the leisurely movements?It's really annoying.

Cutting snake meat and eating wild boar and bamboo shoots, taking turns. After half an hour, Rhodes was full, took a sip of the soup, put down the pot contentedly, and looked at the screen, "This day is not in vain. I spent a lot of time with the pandas on the water. Playing and saving two red pandas, what a meaningful day, don’t you think?”

How could the water friends listen to Rhodes' words, they felt uncomfortable and sad, and no one answered Rhodes' words.

Rhodes tilted his head in doubt, "What's the matter, everyone? Don't you all have dinner? Hurry up and eat! Don't watch the live broadcast for now."

"Brother De, can you broadcast the eating session again in the future? It makes everyone very sad!"

"Yeah, I don't want to watch you eat anymore. I want to enjoy the beauty of the wilderness. Hurry up and take us to see it, hurry up."

"Sing: So sad, this is not the live broadcast I want to watch."

Rhodes promised, "No problem, the next live broadcast will not broadcast the eating part, so as not to whet everyone's appetite, then let's broadcast it next time."

All the water friends in the live broadcast room are even more sad, are we talking about one time?We're talking never, ever, you know?
Angry expressions appeared in the barrage.

Rhodes pretended not to understand, "Why are you all angry? Ma Yun once said that spending money can make people happy, so it won't be so sad for everyone to get a card."

"Slightly, slightly... the Wannian whoring party passed by."

"10 years of white prostitution passed by."

"No, I will piss you off to death."

Rhodes smiled, "Do you think the sunset is beautiful? Everyone will feel better when they see the beautiful scene."

The fiery red clouds move slowly in the sky, which is so beautiful that the beauty of the sunset seems to be drunk.

The two clouds suddenly joined together to form a rectangular pattern, like a piece of money.

Rhodes was surprised, "Oh, my God! God is asking you to apply for a card. Have you seen the pattern? Does it look like ten yuan? It only costs six yuan to apply for a card."

Water friends are not happy:

"Hehe, I think that looks like a dime."

"It's just a piece of paper, it doesn't look like RMB at all."

"The shameless anchor is asking people to apply for a card online. Watch the monkeys in a civilized manner and please do not feed them."

He just wanted to make the water friends feel better. As for whether to apply for a card or not, he didn't really care. He stood up and said with a smile, "I'll take everyone to see the pandas eating! They eat more than me."

When I came to a panda, the camera looked at the cute panda. It took a piece of uncooked snake meat and bit it. While eating, it looked at Rhodes. A large piece of snake meat quickly disappeared in its hands.

"Look at it eating a lot! Then look at the other one, which is the injured one." When he came to the injured panda, five or six pieces of snake meat were roasting on the fire, and there were bloody pandas. The wild pork was roasted by the fire, "I didn't say anything, this panda did eat a lot more than the other pandas, but I'm sure it exerted the most strength and was the most desperate in this team." .”

It waved its hand stupidly, as if to say hello, but the next moment, it opened its mouth towards Rhodes, showing its sharp teeth, barking quite loudly.

"It's telling me not to influence it to eat, probably because I'm afraid I'll grab it to eat!" Rhodes laughed.

"666, this can also be analyzed, De Ge bear language tenth level! Our zoo needs you."

"The meat-eating pandas are the scariest, Brother De, be careful! You may be eaten by them one day, and there will be no scum left/The dog's head will save your life."

"A dog that guards food is the scariest."

"I like its tooth, can you pull it out and give it to me, oh..."

"Think beautifully."

The water friends chatted one after another, and Rhodes took them to see other pandas eating.

It was getting dark, and Rhodes was chatting with the water friends again in front of the fire, and he suddenly felt sleepy.

"Go to sleep! Good night, friends." Rhodes packed his sleeping bag and prepared to lie down and take a good night's sleep to eliminate all mental fatigue.

"Ah! Didn't you say it's good to sing before going to bed? Why don't you sing? Brother De doesn't keep his word."

"How can you fall asleep without singing on a boring night? Brother De, sing quickly, I want to sleep while listening to you sing."

"Brother De, I won't sleep if I don't sing. I say Brother De, you call pig, Brother De."

"Pig pig..."

"pig."

The stars are twinkling at night, and there are insects and birds chirping outside in the mountains and forests. It’s a bit scary to spend the night alone!

Rhodes said with a smile, "Okay then! Just sing a song to sleep. No one has heard of this song. I created it. Now I unilaterally announce that I am an original singer. Everyone should promote it for me. "

original?De Ge can still compose songs?It's worth seeing.

Rhodes sang very well, so they became looking forward to it.

Clearing his throat, Rhode looked at the screen and said, "I'm going to sleep, I'm going to sleep, I'm sleepy... I'm sleepy, goodbye."

This goodbye is said.

All the water friends in the live broadcast instantly petrified, can this be your mother's song?Moreover, original your sister!Isn't this the transformation of two tigers?The tune hasn't been changed.This goodbye is moved from "Five Cents", right?No wonder unilaterally declaring that you are an original singer, this is really only your own admission, if you sing it to others, they can't spit in your face?

They once again saw how thick Rhodes's face was, invincible, even nuclear bombs couldn't penetrate it.

Before the water friends could react, Rhodes quickly got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, closed his eyes and stopped looking at the screen, pretending to be asleep.

Such a perfunctory singing was naturally scolded mercilessly by the water friends, but Rhodes could no longer see it. A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, so he couldn't see it no matter how they scolded him.

Rhodes felt a little proud that he was also an original singer!Awesome.

(End of this chapter)