I'm just a system porter

Chapter 396 Little Bitch

"Yang Yu!" Xiao Jianjian ignored Yang Yu's ridicule, jumped up from the ground, made an exaggerated expression, and then quickly rushed to Yang Yu, like a police dog detecting a case, sniffing carefully, Then he touched his chin, "It really is Yang Yu!"

"Really, you can actually rely on your sense of smell to identify your identity!" Yang Yu was surprised.

"Of course, I know women by smell, but I'm not lustful. I only have Audrey Hepburn in my heart! Well, she is already dead. In fact, I want to say, Marilyn Monroe, well, she died earlier! "Deadpool thought for a while, as if he hadn't thought of the name of the actress, and then looked at Yang Yu, "Huazu, which actress do you like?"

"***!" Yang Yu said.

"I've seen her movies, but I like Ozawa and Mufeng more!" Up to this point, the little cheap dead waiter actually raised his hands in the air, as if he was grabbing something, and at the same time, his laughter was full of obscenities.

However, in the next second, Xiao Jianjian pushed Yang Yu away, and shouted angrily, "I have never seen her movie, I am a superhero of justice! Justice, do you understand! Although I sometimes relax , but these are not important, hey, young man, don't waste time, don't change the subject, what I want to say next is very important!"

The little cheap cat bent her waist and approached Yang Yu mysteriously.

Seeing this scene, Yang Yu couldn't help but pay attention to it. He also bent over and looked over.

At this moment, Xiao Jianjian sent a mobile hard drive to Yang Yu, "Copy the videos you have to me!"

"Pfft!" Yang Yu spat out a mouthful of old blood immediately, although he knew that Xiao Jianjian was not dishonest, but the reality was far beyond Yang Yu's imagination.

"Don't be disturbed by insignificant things, brothers, tell me who we are!" Xiao Jianjian walked towards his teammates and shouted hoarsely.

When everyone saw this scene, their faces were filled with embarrassment, and they could only reluctantly cooperate with Deadpool, "X-Special Team!"

The sound is not only messy, but also weak, and you can't hear it unless you listen carefully.

"Our goal is!" Deadpool continued to shout.

"World peace!" This time, the voice was quieter.

Even so, this group of weirdos still attracted many people around to watch.

"X Agent Team attacks!" Deadpool continued to shout.

"No grass grows!" Influenced by the crowd, only a middle-aged uncle answered this time.

Deadpool also understands that if he continues to shout, no one will answer, so Dang even put away his performance.

"Yang Yu, are you moved?" Deadpool asked.

"Ahem, so far, I don't know what you are going to do!" Yang Yu said helplessly.

It's been almost 5 minutes since Xiao Jianjian appeared on the stage, and he didn't say a word about the plot, which is really amazing.

"Okay, next, I will make a long story short, so as not to get angry with the guy who coded all night, but I want to declare that you are the most handsome author I have ever seen, no one, Leonardo, you heard Are you happy about this? Ruth didn’t marry you, and she cried to death in the toilet!” After saying that, Xiao Jianjian pricked up her ears, as if she was listening to something, but there was nothing around except the discussion of the crowd.

"I think it's better to find a place to repair the car first!" Yang Yu looked at Little Naughty and Phantom Cat.

Ever since Deadpool appeared, Little Naughty and Phantom Cat kept shocked expressions, opened their eyes wide, and opened their red lips. Until now, they didn't understand what happened.

Hearing this, the two girls nodded quickly and walked quickly towards the RV.

"I know you can't wait, well, I will use the shortest language to tell you what happened. Just five days ago, I felt God's will, let me come here, looking for a Chinese teenager Yang Yu, help him complete the mission and complete the great revival of mutants. As the greatest leader of the mutant world, although many people don’t agree with me now, I understand that heroes should suffer some grievances, just like you, To be honest, I don't like girls with such poor figures."

"Well, that's not the point. Maybe you don't know your mission yet, but, as an envoy of justice, I will be your mentor and lead you to the light. Of course, the light I said is a metaphor, not a real one. Don’t think that the sun is shining today and the temperature is as high as 5 degrees Celsius, which means light. You are wrong, only I can lead you to the light!”

"Wait, you don't want the money to repair your car? Although I didn't crash your car, I can help you claim compensation. Maybe you don't know, I'm also a well-known lawyer. Okay, this joke is not It’s not funny, you can kill that fat man only with my help, and of course I’m not trying to incite brotherhood between you, if there is any!”

Xiao Jianjian showed his strongest superpower. In just a few seconds, he uttered countless lines in one breath.

You know, cross talk Guankou is about reciting lines, but Xiao Jianjian is improvising.

Even Yang Yu had to react for a long time before he fully understood what he was talking about.

Little Naughty and Phantom Cat seemed to understand, but as for Adams, he didn't remember a word at all.

Only then did Yang Yu understand that speaking fast was also a way of keeping secrets. The little bitch said something about killing him in front of Adams, but Adams didn't even notice.

"The little bitch wants to help me defeat Adams, how does he know this?" Yang Yu was confused.

In the Marvel universe, Xiaojianjian is definitely a special existence. Only he can break the fourth wall and know that he is living in the comics.

For this reason, the little mean Deadpool became furious and slaughtered the Marvel Universe with his own hands, wanting to destroy all comics.

"Xiao Jianjian said that he was guided by God, and he also said that the author is fungus. These plots are too ridiculous!"

"Anyway, the little bitch has come all the way here and obviously has no ill intentions, so why not accept him for the time being!"

"This guy is very annoying, but his strength is not bad. After all, he is the man who massacred the Marvel Universe!"

After thinking about it, Yang Yu decided to let Xiao Jianjian stay temporarily.

"The Allied forces and the Red Army have successfully merged. Come on, Agent X, help the girls get their luggage!" After that, the little bitch lowered her voice again, "Remember, don't forget what you promised me, that mobile hard drive must be Gotta top it up!”

Yang Yu just felt that he couldn't keep up with Xiao Jianjian's brain speed at all. One second he was an honest gentleman, and the next second his wretched nature was revealed.

The four of Yang Yu didn't have any luggage, and all their belongings were just some daily necessities and food.

With things in hand, everyone found a school bus with the help of Phantom Cat.

The school buses in the European and American world are as strong as cash transport vehicles, ensuring the absolute safety of students.

(End of this chapter)