I'm just a system porter

Chapter 395 Adventure
"Most of the Asian faces are islanders!" explained Little Rascal.

"I heard that the Chinese have braids, why don't you?" Phantom Cat asked.

"Oh my god, what age have you been, how can you still have such thoughts!" Yang Yu said with a smile.

"What's the Chinese like?" Little Rascal asked, obviously, she also agreed with Phantom Cat's point of view.

Yang Yu briefly talked about the situation of the Chinese people in the modern world, but everything he said was like a myth in the eyes of Phantom Cat and Little Naughty.

"How can the Chinese people popularize mobile payment? In our country, bank cards have not yet been popularized!"

"A train with a speed of 300 kilometers per hour, how is this possible, and it has already covered the whole country, [-] kilometers, it is incredible!"

"Smartphones, here we don't even have black and white screens!"

Phantom Cat and Little Rascal naturally don't know that the X-Men world and the real world have different levels of technology.

The X-Men world pays more attention to the development of military industry. Otherwise, it is impossible to mass-produce Sentinel robots in 2023 and basically eliminate mutants in 2029.

More importantly, the X-Men world is still in 2000 at this time, which is a full 20 years behind the real world where Yang Yu lives.

"If I have time, I must go to the Chinese world!" Phantom Cat said with a longing expression.

"Me too!" Little Rascal did the same, and the two of them reached a consensus for the first time.

"Yu, tell me a Chinese story!" Phantom Cat suggested.

Long nights, sleepless nights, stories are the best way to pass the time.

Moreover, all three of them have physiques that surpass ordinary people, and it is not a problem at all not to sleep for a few days.

"Story, let me think about it!" Yang Yu has also read many literary works in the real world, Master Jin, Master Gu, and Grandma Qiongyao, all of which are classics, and they are perfect for fooling little girls in other worlds.

It's just, which story can not only kill time, but also produce educational significance.

After thinking about it, Yang Yu chose Master Jin's Tale of the Deer and Cauldron. Although he couldn't recite the whole text, the general plot was still fresh in his memory, and with the polish of literary and artist skills, he dare not say that it surpassed the original work. At least it was more than enough to fool the two mutant girls.

Soon, Phantom Cat and Little Rascal were attracted by the story, so addicted to it that they couldn't extricate themselves.

Unknowingly, it was early morning, and the two girls were already sleepy, but they had just told a fifth of the story.

"Yu, I'm almost sleepy, can you tell me the ending first, and I'll tell you the rest tomorrow!" Little Naughty asked with his eyes closed.

"I agree, first reveal a little bit of the ending, don't spoil too much!" Although the Phantom Cat opened his eyes, his eyelids kept fighting.

"Well, the ending is that Wei Xiaobao lives happily with his seven wives!" Yang Yu said.

"very nice!"

"great!"

"I'm so sleepy, I don't want to go back to my bed!"

"Come on, squeeze in. Three of us together will keep us warm!"

After saying this, the two girls snuggled into Yang Yu's arms and fell asleep.

After this sleep, he slept until the morning, when Adams woke up and saw Yang Yu hugging left and right, screaming like a pig in anger, which woke up the three of them.

The two girls got up in a hurry. Fortunately, they were European and American women, and they didn't blush shyly.

Everyone got up, washed, had lunch, and then set out on the road.

Although Little Naughty and Phantom Cat still kept their distance, Yang Yu found that there was no longer a plot of jealousy.

Four people took turns driving, the first being the Phantom Cat.

The Phantom Cat's driving skills are superb. Although it can't crush the F1 racers, it can't beat the streets and the speed of life and death.

In order to help Phantom Cat relieve her boredom, Yang Yu sat in the co-pilot and continued to tell her the unfinished story.

In the name of listening to the story, Little Naughty squeezed into the passenger seat with Yang Yu.

Normally, Little Naughty would definitely sit on Yang Yu's lap, but this time, she did not.

"Mary, you can sit on Yu's lap, it will be more comfortable!" Phantom Cat was also uncharacteristically, and even offered to suggest it.

"Looks like last night's story is effective, let's continue today!" Yang Yu thought to himself.

In the following story, Yang Yu specially added some plots, mainly about the harmonious relationship between wives and concubines.

Phantom Cat and Little Rascal asked questions frequently, and seemed unable to understand how wives and concubines could live in harmony.

An hour later, it was Little Naughty's turn to drive, and Phantom Cat took the initiative and continued driving for another hour.

The three talked and laughed, and the journey was no longer boring.

Although Adams was isolated, as long as this guy had a bed, he was satisfied. He spent most of the journey sleeping, and he had no time to be jealous of Yang Yu.

After driving like this for another three days, the story of The Deer and Ding Ji was finished, and Yang Yu changed to the trilogy of the sculptures. He just wronged Guo Daxia and Yang Daxia. Harmony, fortunately, Master Jin is not in this world.

Under the influence of various strange stories, Little Naughty and Phantom Cat let go of their bonds with each other, and even imitated the characters in the stories, trying to get along with their wives and concubines.

On the fifth day, a group of people came to John City, a small city in central North America.

When they came to a gas station, everyone got off the car to resupply.

At this moment, a black car suddenly rushed over from a distance and directly hit Yang Yu's RV.

Five people walked out of the black car, one of them was wearing a tight red and black uniform, carrying two long swords on his back, and two pistols hanging on his waist.

Although he got out of the car in embarrassment, he kept chattering, "My grandma can drive better than you, and she actually calls herself Miss Good Luck. No matter how lucky you are, are you using your own money to pay for the repairs? We want I found that Chinese guy, now I’m fine, my 82 vintage car was just ruined by you!”

This kind of appearance, this kind of speaking speed, is unique in the entire Marvel world, and Yang Yu immediately concluded that this person is the little scumbag Deadpool.

"Turn back!" An Indian-European woman pointed behind Deadpool and said.

"Well, there is a flying saucer. My grandma used to do this too. Oh my god, could it be my grandma who put on makeup?" As he spoke, Deadpool tore at the girl's clothes. "Well, you are not my grandma, her figure is not as good as yours!"

Women are not vegetarians either, and a "Tathagata palm" directly knocked down the little cheap, and the strength of the technique was quite Meijia's demeanor.

The woman walked up to Yang Yu quickly, and asked in a deep voice, "Are you Yang Yu?"

"Oh my God, you think you are God, and if you meet any Chinese, that is the Yang Yu we are looking for. If he is, I am willing to eat that piece of shit!" Xiao Jianjian fell to the ground, still chattering endlessly.

"I am!" Yang Yu gave an affirmative answer, then, looking at Xiao Jianjian lying on the ground, he took out a spoon from his arms, "Maybe, you need this!"

(End of this chapter)