Heterogeneous star

Chapter 9 [Facebook version of "Uneasy"! 】

It's 7:[-] pm now.

Seeing that the name of "Uneasy" is still high on the ranking list, and the gap with No.2 Li Dahai's "I Love the Blue Sky" is widening, Han Shuo is very happy.

Afterwards, he picked up the mobile phone beside the table and called Sun Xiaodie.When such a pleasing thing happened, I have to find someone to share it with, as the saying goes, "It's better to be alone than to be happy together", hehe.

The phone got through quickly.

Han Shuo pretended to be mysterious and said: "Don't ask anything, don't say anything. Now, you quickly find a computer and a mobile phone. Turn on Shuaigou Music, and you will see the surprise I brought you!"

on the other side.

After Sun Xiaodie hung up the phone, she tapped her forehead lightly with her fingers, thinking, what kind of medicine is sold in Shuo's gourd?

Out of curiosity, Sun Xiaodie turned on the Shuaigou music client on her phone.

Suddenly, an advertisement banner occupying half of the phone screen popped up, she squinted her eyes, original song contest?Ten thousand prize money for the championship?so high!
Suddenly, her little heart suddenly stopped beating. Couldn't the surprise Shuo mentioned be the championship?God, how is this possible!

There are tens of thousands of original singers in Shuaigou Music, and it would be as difficult as heaven for him to pass all the way from so many people to the championship!

But thinking about it carefully, didn't Han Shuo succeed when he thought that his song was unlikely to be selected as the theme song of a micro movie?

The current situation is so similar to the last time. She believes that the goddess of luck will still come to Han Shuo this time.

After calming down her turbulent mood, she clicked on the ranking list.

At this moment, although she believed that Han Shuo would bring her a miracle, she still closed her eyes and did not dare to look.

After closing her eyes, the Han Shuo who confidently came to the hospital when the doctor was about to leave appeared in her mind. She took a deep breath and said to herself, on the count of three, I will open my eyes!

three!
two!
One!

Open your eyes!

No.1 "Uneasy" was the first to catch her eyes, and her eyes moved slightly to the right.

Singer: Han Shuo!

After seeing this name, she couldn't help being so happy that she jumped up!
Han Shuo, you really did not disappoint me, you have brought me miracles time and time again!
"Xiaodie, did you see it?" Han Shuo was a little worried when he heard that there was no sound coming from the phone. She must have found the wrong place.

At this time, Sun Xiaodie's uncontrollable voice came from the mobile phone: "I saw it, this is indeed a surprise, Shuo, I'm proud of you."

"Then since such a surprising thing has happened, should we go out for a meal to celebrate?" Han Shuo suggested. After all, it seemed that he rarely went out to eat with Xiaodie in the past, and was always focused on the illusory world. Now he feels very guilty about his dream of becoming a star.

"Okay, but don't go to places that are too expensive, just find a small restaurant."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Han Shuo agreed wholeheartedly. Since someone wants to save money for him, let's save money.

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Yimin Street is a characteristic street in Songshan City. There are snack bars all over here, and the prices are affordable, so it is called "Yimin".

"Which one should we go to?" Han Shuo put his arms around Sun Xiaodie's slender waist, looking at the dense crowd and the many shops, he suddenly found himself in trouble.

"Don't look for it, just get closer." Sun Xiaodie pointed to the small restaurant on the right.

"Then let's go in." Han Shuo smiled and replied.

As soon as he sat down, after ordering, Han Shuo heard a few girls talking at the opposite table. The content of the conversation made him prick up his ears like a rabbit.

Let's talk about the conversation at the dinner table that Han Shuo paid close attention to.

"Hey, have you heard of "Uneasy" that was just fired?" Gan Jiang, a long-legged girl, picked up the phone in one hand, and turned to ask her friend Yang Baa-baa beside her.

"I've heard it before, isn't it just 'Auntie brings a knife, Auntie brings a knife'?" Yang Mieme curled her lips disdainfully, saying it was difficult to sing, but can't I sing it well?What's so great about it?
"Pfft, baa baa, is the aunt you are talking about killing people with a knife? Do you want to be so scary?" Gan Jiang made a gesture to kick Yang Baa baa, but unfortunately her legs were not long enough.She retracted her legs, cleared her throat, and said, "It should be 'Stay there, stay there, stay there, stay there, stay there, stay with the knife'!" "

"Both of you are wrong! You should sing like me." Su Xiaocheng interjected, "Auntie dentist, auntie dentist, auntie dentist, auntie, one belt after another... that's the one. right!"

"You have seen too many dentists again." Lin Pingguo chuckled, and then said, "Don't guess, there are people who say it on the Internet. After a thousand people listen to it, there will be a thousand versions of the lyrics, and there are still I don't know which one is right."

"So that's it, that guy named Han Shuo is really hateful, he dared to play tricks on his old lady, he deserves to be single forever!" Yang Baaba replied through gritted teeth.

Hearing this, Han Shuo tremblingly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. This woman is too cruel. My girlfriend is by my side, and she actually cursed me to be single for the rest of my life.

Sun Xiaodie didn't care too much, she looked at the embarrassed Han Shuo with a funny face, and said softly: "I've heard "Uneasy" too, is it really you who sang this song?"

She knows that the computer technology is very advanced now, and the cries and howls of ghosts and wolves here, as long as they are processed by the computer, the other side can easily become the sound of nature.It's no wonder she thought so, it was because of Han Shuo's pitiful singing skills!
"Of course, what's so difficult about "Uneasy"? I can sing it now." Han Shuo curled his lips in disdain. Now his singing skills have already reached the level of a professional singer, and a mere "Uneasy" is not a problem at all. .

Han Shuo was a little emotional, and his voice was a little loud. When he finished speaking, he was surprised to find that the four girls on the opposite table were all looking at him with surprise on their faces.

"Cut, who are you kidding? There are so many masters on the Internet who didn't sing correctly, how can you sing?" Yang Baabaa said contemptuously.

"Meah, don't talk about him like that, maybe he can really sing." Gan Jiang quickly smoothed things over in embarrassment.

"Girl, you're wrong. I haven't sung yet, so why do you say I'm a liar?" Han Shuo felt a little uncomfortable when he saw that even Xiaodie looked at him suspiciously.

"If you're a man, don't be a mother-in-law, let's show the real guy." Yang Baaba squeezed Gan Jiang's beautiful white and round legs fiercely, and said carelessly.

It is true that the words are rough and not rough, and it is true that if he wants others to believe him, Han Shuo must show some real talents and learning!

Seeing this shocking woman, Han Shuo fell into a deep mess. This girl is too bold and unrestrained, but since they have been forced to this extent, it would be too much for him not to show the real guy. Unreasonable!
However, the preparatory work is not complete, and he is still unable to sing.

He wanted to magnify the exaggerated expression when he sang the song "Uneasy" countless times through Facebook!Blind their cat's eyes so that they dare to despise him?
But the biggest problem now is that he doesn't have anything to draw facial makeup, and he doesn't have any substitutes, such as things for girls to make up.If you just sing without doing anything, the effect will be greatly reduced!
Seeing that Han Shuo didn't respond for a long time, Yang baa sneered and said, "What the fuck, are you still a man?"

After finishing speaking, she glanced at Han Shuo's crotch.

Han Shuo was completely messed up. He quickly turned around and said with a mournful face, "Of course I'm a pure man. It's not impossible to sing here, but there are some things missing."

"You said you're a man and have a lot of troubles. Tell me, what are you missing? I'll get it for you." Yang Mieme said impatiently.

"I want to draw a face, but I don't have the tools." Han Shuo said cautiously, for fear of offending the aunt again.

"Damn it, I've lived so long. It's the first time I've heard that you have to draw facial makeup when you sing. You can't sing, you're deliberately delaying time." The hands on the thighs are removed.

"I am really useful. I promise, if you draw a face for me, I will sing "Uneasy"! I will never break my promise!" Han Shuo almost cried. When had he been bullied like this by a woman!

Yang Baba looked at Han Shuo for a while, seeing that he didn't look like he was lying, then turned to her girlfriend and said, "Okay, baby, bring your makeup tools."

"I just bought this today, and I haven't had time to unpack it yet." Gan Jiang looked very reluctant, but seeing her girlfriends looking at her, she had no choice but to say, "Okay, I'll just use it for you."

"Come on, just follow the Peking Opera facial makeup in my cell phone photo." After Han Shuo finished speaking, he stood up, sat upright in front of these girls, and put the adjusted cell phone on the table.

The photo Han Shuo found was not the kind of exaggerated facial makeup similar to Bao Gong, but a lighter facial makeup. You only need to draw purple eyeshadow on the person, and then paint both eyebrows in purple. , and finally apply it on the face.

In fact, it is best to paint the lips purple, but after all, a strange man used lipstick, and a woman can no longer use it.

After unpacking the cosmetics, Han Shuo, the test product, was left.

Yang Baa-baa is naturally not good at makeup, because she has never put on makeup.

"Let me do it." At this moment, Sun Xiaodie walked over with a smile. In fact, she just didn't want other women to put makeup on her boyfriend.

These girls saw a very beautiful long-haired beauty approaching and sitting affectionately in front of Han Shuo, each of them was very surprised. The flowers were all inserted into the cow dung.

And looking at Han Shuo's appearance, he doesn't think about the rich second generation. Otherwise, why would he come to this small restaurant to eat?At least it has to be a western restaurant or something?

Then, a strange scene formed in this small shop, a beautiful woman was painting the face of a big man.

Suddenly, the people in the store and the people watching outside the store started talking:
"This man is a pervert, right? He has a weird habit of putting on makeup. He can secretly put on makeup at home. How can it be inappropriate to do this in public?"

"That's right, what kind of make-up do you guys put on?"

"Isn't this guy a 'straight' guy?"

He even said that I am not a straight man. Am I a crooked man?Hateful!Han Shuo also wanted to stand up and argue with them, but he didn't dare to move now. He was afraid that if he moved even a little bit, his face would turn into a tabby cat.

"What are you yelling about, please be quiet, they will still be singing later." Yang Baaa yelled at the crowd with a sullen face.

Han Shuo suddenly felt that this female man was very cute. Although she looked very unkind on the surface, she was actually quite willing to help others.

When the people heard this, they immediately fell silent, but there were still a few people discussing in low voices:

"What did this woman say just now? I didn't hear clearly."

"She seems to be saying that perverted man is going to sing."

"Fuck, you heard it wrong, which guy is not in a suit and leather shoes? This guy doesn't look like a singer at first glance, he is singing an opera!"

"This perverted man can sing a shitty scene. I think it's a bed* scene."

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(End of this chapter)