Heterogeneous star

Chapter 8 [Ranked No. [-]! 】

Han Shuo saw that the situation on Weibo was very good, and a golden chrysanthemum bloomed on his face.Then, next, we should focus on Shuaigou music, after all, this is the main battlefield.

Handsome Dog Music is no meager, and has a large number of fans of its own, so Han Shuo can easily guess that netizens who understand this kind of divine comedy for the first time are cursing "Uneasy".

Sure enough, when he clicked on the comment section, he saw that there were negative comments all over it. Among them, a comment that seemed to be a compliment received the most likes. The original comment was written like this:
"It really is a divine comedy! After playing this song just now, all the hens in my house ran away, and the rest of the roosters actually laid eggs! The mice didn't appear in my house either! I'm so grateful to Han Shuo!"

Seeing that it was a compliment on the surface, but in fact it was a "good review" for "Uneasy" to this black man, Han Shuo couldn't laugh or cry. This netizen's black skills are too powerful. Full of sarcasm!It's really a B of cattle!
In addition to this comment, other popular comments also have a lot of likes:

"This song expresses the pain, helplessness, contradictions, and entanglement of a chicken that is about to lay eggs but cannot find the chicken coop."

After Han Shuo saw this, he couldn't keep calm anymore. The sound of a hen laying eggs was not like what I sang, it should be "cluck cluck"!

Then, the following comments:

"This song is indeed a divine song. Firstly, it will make you smile from ear to ear, and secondly, it will prevent you from being constipated. Give this song to your mommy to listen to, it will effectively treat constipation!!"

"Someone once said: No one can know which is more severe, the pain of a woman during childbirth or the pain of a man when he is kicked in the balls. Now after listening to this song "Uneasy", I already know that a person is kicked during childbirth What kind of pain will it be after reaching the testicles..."

Fuck!After Han Shuo saw this comment, he almost bit off his tongue and was kicked in the balls during childbirth. This damn is a shemale!Is there such a thing as detrimental?This is too immoral!
Someone else commented:
"What are you singing about? I thought "Buying and Selling Love" was already insane enough, but I didn't expect this song "Uneasy" to be even more insane! Han Shuo, who wrote these two songs, is even more insane!"

"Strongly boycott all Han Shuo's works, these things are simply insulting people's ears!"

"..."

Han Shuo thought to himself, it seems that those who posted these malicious comments did not pay attention to their own meagerness. If that is the case, I will try my old trick again.

So, he published what he had prepared long ago and put it at the top manually.

"If everyone just thinks that this is a spoof song for the sake of spoofing, it is wrong. This song is very professional. And the reason why it is called "Divine Comedy" is first of all because of its difficulty, wide range, rhythm and timbre. There are endless changes, and it is impossible to sing well without the strength of a god; with the accompaniment of instruments such as sheng, flute, violin, and dulcimer, the opera gongs and drums are used as libretto, and various timbres such as Laodan, Laosheng, Heitou, and Huadan are integrated. There are endless variations in rhythm.”

After that, he added the content of offering a reward of 1000 yuan to the singer that he posted on the Internet before.

Ever since, within a minute, a large wave of comments emerged collectively:
"Fuck, I don't know what you're talking about, but I feel very powerful."

"Fusion drama, what are you kidding? So many experts dare not do this, so you just dare? Who do you think you are?"

"I don't care if you have fusion drama or not, just talk about this broken song, what's so difficult about it, wait for me for 3 minutes, and I will release the recording! Never break your promise! Otherwise, the live broadcast will eat the keyboard!"

"Tch, don't say 3 minutes, I can sing it quickly and completely in 1 minute!"

"Wait and wait to eat the keyboard, do you want to express one for you, and you can eat it for everyone to see?"

"There are a lot of broken ones in my Internet cafe. I wonder if we can courier them to them?"

"..."

However, 3 minutes later, the guy who had threatened to release the recording disappeared, and netizens who wanted to see his joke used the Great Summoning Technique.

After several minutes, finally, the long-awaited came out, and the guy showed half of his head.

He replied like this: "I was wrong, I shouldn't insult this song as a bad song, it is really too difficult to sing it completely, even my friend who is a professional singer also said that the pressure is very high big!"

Downstairs replied immediately:
"Now I'm not concerned about whether you can sing "Uneasy", but I care about what you said about eating keyboards during live broadcast."

"Upstairs, I waited until the flowers all withered!"

"..."

Then this guy evaporated again, this time for real.

After these joking comments, a few more awesome comments were added to the popular comments:

"There is an essential difference between "Uneasy" and "Love Trading". The "spirit" of "Uneasy" lies in the elegance and the unknownness of singing, so this song can't be learned after listening to it ten thousand times. I have to admit , Han Shuo is indeed a genius!"

"Now I'm chopping vegetables and listening to it. I feel uncomfortable as long as I don't listen! Please help me diagnose, am I going crazy!!! Do you want to see a doctor?"

"I usually listen to low-end pop music, and I have never been exposed to this type of music before. But when I listened to it for the first time, I really felt the emotion it wanted to convey. It seemed that the tune would pull me in, very Wonderful feeling."

"When I listened to this song for the first time, I thought it was weird, howling, and it wasn't music at all; when I listened to it the second time, I felt it was a bit out of tune, and the rhythm was full; when I listened to it the third time, I started to shake my head slightly; For the fourth time, I started dancing and babbling, and the classmates next to me started to squint at me; after listening to the fifth time, I already felt that the song was very good, and I could understand the meaning of the song. The non-stop "bring a belt, a belt, a knife" classmates can't stand me anymore, and they all surround me and want to beat me; after listening to it for the sixth time, I've lost my mind, and I will fight desperately with anyone who won't let me sing! Listen to it for the seventh time, the eighth time, the ninth time... I will live by this Divine Comedy for the rest of my life!!!!"

"I was in the Internet cafe to break through the innate realm that I had not broken through for many days. Suddenly there was a ghostly howl from the machine next to me, and my true energy was stagnant. The true energy that had been condensed for a long time gradually dissipated. I felt annoyed in my heart. , burst out with a curse word "I am stupid". The sound of ghost howling continued but I no longer had the intention to practice. In desperation, I calmed down and listened quietly. Bring a knife, bring a knife, bring a knife, bring a knife Bring a knife, bring a knife, bring a knife. It doesn't matter. I faintly felt the innate energy gathering, and the 360 ​​acupuncture points in my body suddenly became smooth. I couldn't help calming down and quietly comprehending the true meaning of this song. The more you understand it, the more frightened you will be, and you will suddenly enter a mysterious realm."

"Fuck me, it's all about cultivating immortals, the real person upstairs please take me to ascend together!"

"Wait, take me with you by the way!"

"..."

While the comment area is hot, the rankings on the leaderboard are also quietly changing.

In the beginning, the ranking was like this:
"I Love the Blue Sky" Li Dahai: 30214 votes.

Zhang Shuai of "The Reason": 26356 votes.

"Heaven and Earth" Hong Zhiming: 20134 votes.

"Longing for Happiness" Zhao Li: 17564 votes.

……

At that time, Han Shuo's "Uneasy" had only 100 votes, ranking 5001.

However, after Han Shuo's various promotional activities, which are meager and in the comment area, the current ranking has become like this:
"Uneasy" Han Shuo: 43210 votes.

"I Love the Blue Sky" Li Dahai: 33279 votes.

Zhang Shuai of "The Reason": 28345 votes.

"Heaven and Earth" Hong Zhiming: 24653 votes.

Han Shuorao was well prepared, but he was still surprised when he saw the ranking, No.1! No. 1!How long did it take, less than an hour, "Uneasy" went straight to No.1 from the original [-] places!Step on Li Dahai's "I Love the Blue Sky"!

This kind of speed is fiercer than a chicken blood!

This is simply a miracle!

(End of this chapter)