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Chapter 234 Lives with a little princess (third update)

Chen Er felt a headache, "I still need to find a professional person who specializes in eating, drinking and having fun for consultation."

So Chen Er called Gou Xuefang.

Gou Xuefang immediately said, "Chen Er, you are too rustic!"

Chen Er replied calmly, "Well, I'm a native, don't eat dishes made by natives in the future, this disease will be contagious..."

Gou Xuefang quickly changed the subject, "Don't worry, I'll be free in two days, and I'll take you to do it myself!"

The next day is the last diner.

Diners come early.

Chen Er asked Shen Yinian to bring a plate of candied plums to the guests.

Seeing that Chen Er hadn't started the live broadcast yet, Shen Yinian whispered to Chen Er.

"That customer outside is a crooked nut..."

Chen Er raised his eyebrows, expressing surprise.

Shen Yinian continued, "It looks weird."

She couldn't tell exactly where it was weird.

But she had been outside for so long, and she had observed the crooked nut more carefully.

Shen Yinian really felt that the whole body of that crooked nut revealed the word "weird".

It doesn't matter if your eyes are wandering, and you still look like you are buying vegetables in the vegetable market, secretly picking and choosing the decoration of the restaurant.

When you sit down, you will even try the quality of the table and chairs.

When Shen Yinian poured water for her, she tasted it seriously.

How much Shen Yinian wanted to tell her that this was just a glass of ordinary white water.

Chen Er listened to Shen Yinian's description, thought for a while, and then said, "Last time Lin Shaofeng said that Michelin might send someone over soon."

"Maybe it's this person..."

Shen Yinian unconsciously widened his eyes.

At that time, Chen Er thought that it should not be so fast, but now think about it.

That crooked nut outside might be someone from Michelin...

Chen Er suddenly had an impulse in his heart, wanting to put a handful of peppers in today's dish!
I heard that many crooked nuts can't eat spicy...

However, Chen Er thought about it again, if he really made that crooked nut cry.

People outside might think that the food in the restaurant is so unpalatable that they are so hard to cry...

So Chen Er took back his thoughts.

Then he set his sights on his own menu.

Started today's live broadcast.

According to the usual practice, the camera still swept across a puppet penguin on the table, and then landed on Chen Er.

Chen Er probed and said, "According to the tradition of our program, before starting the live broadcast, I have to tell a bad joke."

Stewed Pork Vermicelli: "Well, didn't you start telling bad jokes yesterday? When did it become a traditional item?"

Sunny: "Brother Zhuzhu, don't steal the camera, what Chen Laoshi says is traditional is traditional!"

Chen Er looked through the warehouse of cold jokes in his heart, and then started to tell.

"Do you know what a seal looks like to a dog?"

The barrage suddenly became lively...

"Dog: This guy looks like me, are we related?"

"Doggie: I guess, millions of years ago, we should all come from the same little tadpole..."

"The idea upstairs is terrible! I want to know what kind of magical species is combined with a dog to have the appearance of a seal!"

"Probably... a fish."

"Nonsense! Cross-species love has no good results!"

"The picture upstairs is broken in Tucson. Isn't the seal the result of interspecies love?"

"This world is so scary, I want to go back to Mars!"

Chen Er shook his head, "I didn't answer any of them correctly."

"What is the relationship between seals and dogs? You can't answer such an easy question!"

Tea eggs invaded the earth: "Come here! Lighting engineer, hurry up and shine on Chen Laoshi's face! The microphone is here! Pass it here quickly! Chen Laoshi, please start your performance!"

Chen Er said with a smile, "A seal is equivalent to a mermaid in the eyes of a dog!"

Fans: "..."

Fans: "This cold joke is really cold..."

"Sorry, this involves a blind spot in my knowledge!"

"seal:???"

"The seal said, you can't think that I am related to the mermaid just because I have a fish tail!"

"Excuse me? Mermaid? Why not a mermaid?!"

"Beautiful pike! Hahahahaha! Laughing and spitting milk!"

"Upstairs, what a weird adjective to laugh and spit milk! Please tell your story!"

"If a seal is a mermaid to a dog...then, isn't a seahorse a mermaid to a horse??"

"Hahahaha! I give full marks to this association ability!"

Chen Er himself was very satisfied with this cold joke.

This is the top-level cold joke he has collected everywhere on the Internet.

Absolutely hilarious!
Anyway, when Chen Er saw this cold joke, he laughed for a full 3 minutes before stopping...

Eat a catty: "Strongly request Chen Laoshi not to tell bad jokes in the future... I'm afraid I will be frozen to death..."

Chen Er spread his hands, "It's great to tell bad jokes, you don't need to turn on the air conditioner in summer..."

There is a tiger in my heart; "It makes sense, but I am speechless!"

After such an opening, the atmosphere is much better.

Chen Er is about to start cooking.

"The first delicacy I'm going to make today is a dessert that has a very high appearance rate in "Dream of Red Mansions."

"At the same time, it is also a good-looking delicacy!"

"This dessert is - almond tofu."

Almond tofu is one of the famous traditional Chinese dishes. It belongs to dessert. It is a dish in Sichuan cuisine and other cuisines.

The main method is to grind sweet almonds, add water to boil, and cut into pieces after freezing and congealing. It is named after its shape like tofu.

However, due to the different regions of production, the method of making almond tofu is also different.

The main ingredient in making almond tofu is almonds.

Almonds are rich in protein, do not contain starch, tend to be nourishing, and have a certain effect on nourishing the lungs.

"However, eating almonds requires certain considerations."

Chen Er took out a can of almonds.

"Almonds are divided into sweet almonds and bitter almonds."

"Eating a little more sweet almonds is not a big problem, but eating too much bitter almonds will produce toxins."

Almonds contain the toxic substance hydrocyanic acid, and the lethal dose of hydrocyanic acid is 60 mg.

The hydrocyanic acid content of sweet almonds is about one third of that of bitter almonds.

So bitter almonds are even more dangerous.

When eating almonds, you must be careful and pay attention to contraindications.

However, almonds are also really good stuff.Proper consumption of almonds can achieve the effects of promoting body fluid and quenching thirst, moistening lungs and relieving asthma, smoothing intestines and defecating.

A fan chimed in.

"No wonder I watched a Gongdou drama before, and a supporting villain died from eating too much bitter almonds! At first I thought it was a TV drama that was alarmist... I didn't expect it to be true!"

"I like to eat almonds, I am shivering..."

Chen Er waved his hand and said, "Just be careful when eating, don't eat too much, and don't eat bitter almonds casually."

Chen Er thought that because bitter almonds were so bitter, not many people would like to eat them.

"Anyway, I don't like to eat bitter almonds, because they are too bitter."

Tea eggs invaded the earth: "Of course, because of Chen Laoshi, you have a little prince living in your heart, how can you like to suffer!"

Chen Er: "..."

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(End of this chapter)