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Chapter 313 Master Sun
Han Wen's side was beaten to death, Lu Xiaofeng's side also lost her hair in distress, Han Wen walked forward, and they followed behind, and they were always looking for someone;

Hearing the commotion around him, Hua Manlou shook his head and said, "Didn't you say you were looking for Ximen Chuuxue? I'm afraid you can't find it here?"

"Of course I can't find this place! Besides, what I said before is just a lie! I'm looking for someone who can provide me with information!", Lu Xiaofeng said: "You rarely walk around outside, maybe you don't I know that there are two very strange old men in the rivers and lakes. One knows astronomy and geography. He knows a little about all the strange things in the past and present. There is a way to solve it for you."

"Although I'm blind, I'm not deaf at all." Hua Manlou shook his head, and said helplessly, "You mean Datong and Dazhi? You have to be honest! If you want to find them, say you want them. Why hide it!"

Being choked by Hua Manlou's words, and seeing Hua Manlou's smile all over his face, Lu Xiaofeng was speechless, this is his nemesis!At that moment, he could only smile bitterly and said, "Sometimes I wish you were a little deaf."

At this time, they had reached the shaded roof, and there was a monk walking towards him with his head bowed.This monk has big ears and looks very blessed, but the clothes on his body are torn and dirty, and the straw sandals on his feet are almost rotten.

When Lu Xiaofeng saw this monk, he immediately went up to meet him, and said with a smile: "Honest monk, hello!"

This is the honest monk!A very honest, very honest monk!Seeing that it was Lu Xiaofeng, he also laughed, like a Maitreya Buddha, and said: "Have you become more honest recently?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "When you are dishonest, I will be honest. It looks like you are very happy today. Could there be some happy event?"

When the honest monk met him, he seemed to have met his nemesis, and said with a wry smile: "How can the honest monk have happy events? Only a dishonest young man like you will have happy events!";
"Fengfen... Huh? The smell of rouge and gouache! Wow! Honest monk! You are not honest anymore?" Suddenly, Lu Xiaofeng sniffed the honest monk's body, and exaggeratedly shouted;

The honest monk's face turned red in an instant, and he couldn't speak for a long time. Under Lu Xiaofeng's playful gaze, he said in a low voice: "I... I did do something not honest just now."

He didn't want to say it at first, but he had to say it because he was an honest monk.That's why Lu Xiaofeng found it even more strange, and asked further: "You also do dishonest things? The smell of rouge and gouache, could it be—"

"This is the first time in my life..." The honest monk's face seemed to be a little red, and he muttered: "I just went to find Ouyang."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Ouyang?"

The honest monk looked at him, his expression suddenly became very strange, he seemed a little complacent, and seemed to sympathize with Lu Xiaofeng's ignorance, he shook his head and said, "Why don't you even know about Ouyang?"

Lu Xiaofeng asked back: "Why do I have to know?"

The honest monk said quietly: "Because Ouyang is Ouyang Qing."

How could he not even know about Ouyang Qing?Knowingly, he asked, "Who is Ouyang Qing?"

"She is... a very famous... prostitute." The honest monk blushed even more, and stammered, he seemed to have exhausted all his strength to finally say the last thing Two words!All right!In fact, this guy is also very strange, just sitting in Ouyang Qing's room all night, Ouyang Qing fell asleep soundly, and he repelled mosquitoes beside him...

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help jumping up, he never dreamed that this honest monk would also go to a prostitute.But although he felt surprised and funny in his heart, his face remained calm, and instead he said lightly: "Actually, this is nothing, this kind of thing is very common."

The honest monk was already stunned when he heard it, but he was taken aback, and couldn't help but said: "Is this kind of thing normal?"

Lu Xiaofeng said sternly: "The monk has neither a wife nor a concubine. If a strong man can't even find a prostitute, what do you ask them to do? Could it be to find a nun? Besides, an eminent monk and a famous prostitute are not only a good pair , and there was a very close relationship."

The honest monk couldn't help asking, "What's the relationship?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "An eminent monk is a monk for a day, hitting the clock for a day, a famous/prostitute is a clock for a day, hitting a monk for a day... Isn't this relationship close enough?"

Before he finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing and bent over.The honest monk was already stupefied with anger, Lu Xiaofeng's mouth is really cheap!After being stunned for a long time, he sighed and murmured: "My Buddha is merciful, why did you ask me to meet Master Sun last night and Lu Xiaofeng again this morning?"

This is what Lu Xiaofeng was waiting for!What he is looking for is the turtle grandson!He hurriedly asked: "Did you see Master Sun? Where is he? I was looking for him."

The honest monk didn't seem to hear what he said, and he was still muttering, saying: "Amitabha, it seems that bad things are absolutely unacceptable. I really deserve to die. The Bodhisattva should punish me to crawl back."

He was chanting, and suddenly he fell on the ground, and actually crawled all the way away.Lu Xiaofeng could only watch him touch his nose depressedly, there was nothing else he could do.

Hua Manlou couldn't help but walked over and asked, "Is he really crawling?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said with a wry smile: "If this person says he wants to climb ten miles, he will definitely not only climb nine and a half miles, because he is an honest monk."

Hua Manlou laughed and said: "It seems that he is not only an honest monk, but also a crazy monk."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "But he is pretending to be crazy, in fact he knows better than anyone else."

Hua Manlou said: "Who is Master Sun?"

Mentioning Master Sun, Lu Xiaofeng became more interested, and said, "This Master Sun's full name should be Grand Master Guisunzi."

Hua Manlou was quite curious: "How did he come up with such a good name?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because he often said that although he was a grandson when he had no money, he was a grand master when he was rich, and his surname happened to be Sun, so others simply called him Master Sun."

"You know quite a few monsters."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Fortunately, out of the ten monsters, nine of them are not too annoying, especially Master Sun."

"Are you looking for Datong Dazhi, or him?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Da Tong and Da Zhi are two monsters, no one has ever seen them, and no one knows their whereabouts, except Master Sun, no one can find them!"

"Unexpectedly, Master Sun is quite capable."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "This person eats, drinks, prostitutes and gambles since he was a child. He has never done a serious thing in his life, and he has no other skills. Just this kind of thing is enough for him to be free for half his life. Because no matter who is looking for Datong Dazhi , have to redeem him from various places.”

Hua Manlou said: "Redeem it? Why do you want to redeem it?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "This person spends money more fiercely than anyone else, so his master always fails to do it for three days, and he will become a grandson. When he has no money to pay the bill, he puts himself there and waits for others To redeem, he has lived such a life for ten years, I can't help but admire him."

Hua Manlou smiled and said: "It seems that this person is not only capable, but also very lucky."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's not bad at all, if an unlucky person lives his life, he will definitely go crazy within half a year."

Soon, Lu Xiaofeng spent money to redeem the old man who was the son of a bitch, and now he was sitting upright in the carriage that Lu Xiaofeng had just hired, staring at Lu Xiaofeng with straight eyes, and said: "Even if you are in a hurry to go If you are looking for those two old monsters, you should at least have a glass of wine with me first."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said: "I'm just wondering why those people still give you wine when they know you're empty?"

Mr. Sun grinned and said, "Because they know that sooner or later there will always be an enemy like you who will redeem me."

In fact, his own head was by no means smaller than anyone else's. For those who had never seen him, it was almost hard to imagine that such a thin and small person like him would have such a big head.

Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows, and said, "With your current state, can you find them immediately?"

Master Sun proudly said: "Of course, no matter how weird those two monsters are, I happen to be their nemesis──but we have to make three chapters first."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Tell me."

Master Sun said: "One question is 50 taels, and you need ten silver ingots. When I go in to look for it, you can only wait outside. When you have something to ask, you can only ask outside."

"I really don't understand why they never want to meet people?" Lu Xiaofeng shook his head feeling depressed.

Master Sun laughed again, and said: "Because they think that except for me, everyone in the world is a hideous bastard, but they don't know that the biggest bastard in the world is me."

Although he usually likes to brag, Mr. Sun is definitely not bragging about this matter. When he left the city, he brought Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou to that place. It was a cave, gloomy and dark inside, with a small entrance Anyone can only get in by crawling.Master Sun just crawled in.

Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou had been waiting outside for a long time, and Lu Xiaofeng was very impatient.

Hua Manlou smiled and said: "I know you must be impatient to wait, but why don't you think about it, the scenery here is so beautiful, even the wind blowing on your body is comfortable, you can stay here for a while alone, Isn't it a blessing?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "How do you know the scenery here is good?"

Hua Manlou said: "Although I can't see, I can feel it, so I think that only those who have eyes but refuse to see are truly blind."

Lu Xiaofeng was so choked that he couldn't speak.

(End of this chapter)