Rebirth of the Almighty Internet Celebrity

Chapter 359
Calculating a detailed account with my heart, in fact, with the help of "big sister" and "brother-in-law", tens of thousands of red envelopes were sealed, and the 30 tables of "entering banquets" at the "little son-in-law's shelf worker" completely offset the amount I paid. part.

Not only that, but also quite profitable.

This is not surprising.You know, the 1 yuan is just a red envelope for congratulations from the "big sister" and "brother-in-law".For the 30 tables invited, it is impossible that the total number of "packages" sealed has not reached 1 yuan, right? !

Of course, some of these banquets were neighbors or something.These guys are very good at "playing stupid".That is to say, if you seal a 50 yuan red envelope, you will bring a family of several people to your banquet.Mainly because children bring a lot of them.

Even a child occupies a place. There are only 1 seats when a table is full. Sometimes when you meet a "cheeky" neighbor, the whole family occupies most of the table "banquet".

That's a "cost" of more than 500 yuan per seat, and the other party just sealed 50 yuan and just "eating and drinking" and "packing"... It is of course a loss to entertain such neighbors and their families.

But shameless neighbors still make up the majority.In addition, although relatives and friends will not seal many "envelopes", in today's world, they are all 100 and 200 yuan, so adding up, you can recover a lot of "expenditures".

And "Coach Zhou" savored the banquet organized by the "little son-in-law's shelf worker". With his rich experience, he knew that the "expensive" was not that much!

It is said that there are 3 bowls of "pork meat", in addition to two bowls of "pork meat", there is also a bowl of "pig head buckle", which is made of pig head meat. "One size fits all" pork is much cheaper.

If it is said that a pot of "Kou Rou" costs about one and a half catties, then two pots of "Kou Rou" would cost three catties.It’s fried pork with “one-size-fits-all” pork that costs 27 yuan a catty. Two dishes cost about 3 catties, so it’s about 90 yuan.It is equivalent to more than 40 and 50 yuan per plate.

And the pot of "pork meat" made of pork head meat costs at most 20 yuan, not more.

In addition, fried squid with snow peas is very cheap.After all, it is the kind of dried squid that you soak yourself.

There are also "kidneys" to cut into "kidneys", fried broccoli, diced corn, diced carrots... This dish is not too expensive.

Especially "duck kidney" is now cheaper than "chicken kidney", so "chicken kidney" is used to cut "kidneys".These are all "budget and budget" money-saving tricks.

The "classic money-saving trick" used by those rural people to hold banquets, that is, "velvet bamboo shoots" and "sauces", are also listed.

As long as you see such a "classic rural banquet reserved dish", you will know that the host of the banquet is also a "master" who knows how to budget carefully.

There is also a plate of "white cut chicken".It looks like the chicken is cut into "extraordinarily large", but it is not the kind of "big cooked chicken" used to worship ancestors during the Spring Festival.

If a large cooked chicken is used for the "white-cut chicken" at the banquet, the cost will be too high. The "little son-in-law and shelf worker" used "chicken line" for banquets, that is, hens that had laid eggs.

This kind of "chicken line" makes white-cut chicken, and the taste is not bad.But the cost is greatly reduced.Some time ago, the outbreak of "bird flu" in other places caused the prices of chickens and ducks to plummet.When it is cheap, 100 yuan can catch 6 "chickens", each weighing about 3.5 catties.

In this way, the cost of each chicken is only about 17 yuan.Therefore, the pot of "white chopped chicken" at the banquet is really not expensive.

Then there is the duck, "roasted duck" ordered directly from outside.The taste is not good and the price is cheap.

"Big Sister" and "Brother-in-Law" think that if they want to taste good, it is better to order the "Roast Duck" of "Baixihuang" directly outside.The heat of roasting is "just right".The seasoning is also appropriate, and the taste is just right.

The "roast duck" made by "Baixihuang" is said to "do not buy overnight dishes", so the "taste" is quite good.At least it's much better than the "roast duck" ordered from ordinary vegetable markets.

In the banquet held by the "little son-in-law, the shelf worker", the fish is not the ordinary "bighead bass", but the cheaper "raffia".

The general price of the pot of fish at the banquet is around 40 yuan.For some wealthy people, each table has a "turtle fish" weighing more than two catties, and the pot of fish will cost hundreds of dollars.Turbot costs about 40 yuan a catty.

Ordinary big bass (reservoir fish) costs about 10 yuan a catty, or about 3 catties, so it costs about 40 yuan.

And tilapia is generally only 6 to 7 yuan a piece.The main reason is that it is relatively "light" and will not weigh more than 3 catties.In this way, the cost of this dish is even cheaper.

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The "little son-in-law who puts on airs" has to open his mouth to brag.In fact, when he held his own banquet, he was still in line with the principle of saving what he could, and he was very tight on the cost of each dish.

"Big Sister", "Brother-in-Law", and "Coach Zhou", which one is not a smart person, according to the rough estimate of the 10 dishes, it will not exceed 500 yuan per table.

But in his mouth, it became 800 yuan per table... It seems that if he brags more about this, he will appear more capable.

"Coach Zhou", the eldest daughter and the eldest son-in-law all know that the "little son-in-law putter" is such a "flashy" thing, and they don't bother to judge him anymore.

The eldest daughter and eldest son-in-law even sealed the "envelope" of tens of thousands of yuan directly to his family based on their own estimates that the "little son-in-law's shelf worker" spent a total of several thousand yuan on banquets.It can be regarded as a "pocket" for his family's banquet.

The "big sister" and "big brother-in-law" are very grateful for the righteous behavior of the "little son-in-law".In fact, he didn't know that the other party was the real mentality of a "rich person" with a relatively well-off economy.People don't care about the tens of thousands of dollars at all.

On the contrary, he is like a "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker", because his income is unstable and he is afraid that people will look down on him, so he often brags repeatedly in his mouth.Whenever he encounters a "project" that costs money, he is destined to blow it up.In fact, that is a very ugly behavior.

But in any case, it is precisely because of the "eldest daughter of the Zhou family" and the eldest son-in-law, these two "take care" of the younger son-in-law in many things. Therefore, after knowing each other for decades, the "little son-in-law" There is still "awe" towards these two.

The incident between the old "little son-in-law and helper" and "the youngest daughter of the Zhou family" caused even the above two "relatives" to be alarmed and drove here from the "second-tier city".I thought something big happened.

Knowing the truth, it turned out that it was the "little son-in-law who was a helper" who asked his wife for money and couldn't get it, so he went "crazy" there with a little "alcoholic power".She earnestly persuaded him not to be "greedy about drinking" anymore.A big man who has nothing to do all day, does not earn money to support the family, and asks his wife for "pocket money". For a man like this, if his wife doesn't run away, he should burn incense and congratulate him...you are good!How dare you beat your wife? !Behavior like this, no one will stand by your side.

It made the "little son-in-law a shelf worker" embarrass himself.With his head down, there is only "Yi Nuo Nuo Nuo Nuo Nuo".

But when it comes to the daughters of the "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" who come to "persuade" Lao Dou not to be so "ignorant", his reaction is different.

The "little son-in-law who works hard" doesn't quite agree with the accusation of "wife beating".Obviously he didn't hit the "Little Daughter of the Zhou family", okay? !At most, he just pushed her, but she fell down before she could stand still.In fact, it didn't fall too much.She was "hysterical" right there.

It is estimated that she also dislikes him in normal times.In addition, there were too many unsatisfactory things in my heart, so at the right time, there was a big explosion.

His tantrum-laden eldest daughter, who didn't know what was right and what was wrong, went crazy as soon as she came, and threw all his wine bottles out the door, breaking them all to pieces.Several catties of shochu have been drained...

In other words, he still felt extremely wronged.He didn't hit his wife, but he got a little "drunk" and said some nonsense, and was "sniped" hysterically by "the youngest daughter of the Zhou family".Even everyone found him guilty of "beating his wife".

The conscience of heaven and earth!He didn't "beat his wife" at all, okay? !
In short, the family turmoil that caused quite a stir did not have any serious consequences that could not be dealt with in the end.

On the contrary, because of the "little son-in-law's workman" making such a fuss, the daughters and son-in-law had to pay special attention to his "treatment".

In normal times, I give money to this "old bean" for flowers, and usually I give some during the holidays.Now because he made a big fuss, the "remaining prestige" still exists, and the daughter and son-in-law have to give him three or two hundred yuan every now and then.

I'm afraid that he will suddenly come to "fat" again.The house was closed because of the noise.

The "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" is such a person.But he has not had bad luck in his life.There is a wife who has always "never left" him.If it were another "uncertain" woman, if she met such a useless and tempered husband, she would have left him a long time ago and found another mate.

That's also because the thinking of "the youngest daughter of the Zhou family" is still of the "traditional" type.For today's young women, changing "boyfriends" is like changing clothes.Men pride themselves on being able to hook up with as many girlfriends as they can, but they don't know that those who are easy to hook up are actually just "rotten tofu".They just like to play with men, and they don't know how many "boyfriends" they have changed.

In the village of the "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker", there is such a woman who was already talking about marriage with a "handsome guy" in the village.The woman is also pregnant and ready to give birth.The results of it? When the "handsome guy" accompanied her to the hospital for a routine pregnancy test, it was found to be an "ectopic pregnancy".

This "ectopic pregnancy" has a high probability, and it is so easy to get it because of too many "miscarriages" in the past.

Since this is the case, I have no choice but to not have this child.Drain again.

Under such circumstances, the "handsome guy" is still willing to marry that woman.It's not because of any "true love", but because the family of "handsome guy" is really poor.It's not bad to be able to get a wife, but how can you pick fat and thin, pick three and four?
And that woman didn't think there was anything wrong with her at all.Marriage is willing to marry that "handsome guy" (covet his appearance and a good skin), but everything must be done according to the "rules".

The so-called "rule" means that there must be no less money for various gifts.The cost of various wedding ceremonies cannot be less.There are even regulations on the number of tables where wine can be placed, and there must be no less...

All in all, if you want to marry your partner, you will need 7 to [-] yuan, not to mention too much.But the "handsome guy" family couldn't afford such a sum of money.

As a result, the woman couldn't wait, so she "said goodbye" to him.

After less than a month, someone in this village saw that woman and followed another young brother from a neighboring village.

Therefore, the later women are no longer like the women of the era of "the youngest daughter of the Zhou family", who have the so-called "shame".They feel that changing boyfriends, or even "changing husbands", is a very casual thing.

As long as it is not satisfactory, it will consider "changing".

He is also a "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" in this village. He has been playing since he was a child, and he really divorced his wife.Had already given birth to 4 sons in a row.The fifth one "got his wish" and gave birth to a daughter... With such a large number of children "tied up", his wife still left in a "chic" way.

She didn't want any of the 5 children, so she ran away by herself.She ran to find another man to take care of her.

At the beginning, the two in-laws of the "little son-in-law who worked hard" were quite envious of their son who had four consecutive births.Later, I really wanted a daughter, and the fifth child really gave birth to a daughter.Unlike the "little son-in-law who works hard" and the two parents-in-law, who gave birth to five daughters in a row, the burden of life is too great, and they dare not continue to work hard as "struggling sons".

But even the family they "envied" ended in divorce.So in comparison, the "little son-in-law who puts on the shelf" treats the "youngest daughter of the Zhou family" so "rotten" and she still doesn't abandon him. It's not that he has any "personal charm", but that the "youngest daughter of the Zhou family" A woman who belongs to out-and-out traditional thinking.

If such a woman can be obtained by the "little son-in-law and a shelf worker", he is considered lucky in his life.

In addition, although his wife only gave birth to 5 golden flowers for him, the 5 daughters all know "filial piety" and will not ignore their parents.In addition, the husbands they married are not too bad, and they are willing to "help" their wives from their "natal family"... So although they did not have a son, the "youngest daughter of the Zhou family" felt that the two old ones were actually Don't worry about no one "retirement".After all, daughters and sons-in-law will take care of their "pension" issues.

Therefore, what the two old ones should do is not to add extra "burdens" to their daughters and sons-in-law.

After all, young people also have to work and live.As long as someone takes care of you when you get old and have difficulties (mainly because of illness), everything will be fine.Instead of always "inspiring teachers and mobilizing the crowd" on some small things, making troubles for daughters and sons-in-law.

It makes people afraid of you.That would not be a good thing.

After the "turmoil" that happened, the "little daughter of the Zhou family" fought a "cold war" with her husband for a period of time.When they gradually reconciled and started to talk, she advised him not to always cause "troublesome things" for his daughter and son-in-law.Otherwise, people will hate you, and no one will care about you when you grow old, then you are truly "criminal. Cheap"!He's such an old person, he's still not sensible.Which old man doesn't think about his children wholeheartedly?Do you want your children to succeed in their careers and have a harmonious family?
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