Rebirth of the Almighty Internet Celebrity

Chapter 353 Can You Believe His Words?
The "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" gradually began to show his "lazy" side when he was young.

He tried his best to emphasize his image of working hard and supporting his family among his relatives and friends.In fact, he no longer thinks about making progress in his bones. Apart from doing the familiar work of erecting frames, he will not consider other jobs at all.

Such a wonderful style of pie, few people are the same.

The reason is that he has been a "troublemaker" since he was a child.It is said that his "Old Dou" used bamboo tubes to discipline children, especially to manage him. The bamboo tubes have been broken and I don't know how many times.But his naturally active personality has always been difficult to change.

When I was a little older, I went to work with the people in the same village as apprentices.Slowly grow up to be able to "stand alone".In the whole process, he actually regarded it as a game.

There are also times when playing is tiring, but this kind of tiredness can be ignored by the parties involved.

Therefore, for more than ten or twenty years, the "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" regarded work as play, and he could not only play but also make money, and his small life was quite comfortable.

To him, doing the work of "building a structure" is like a child who likes to "drill holes in the field" and "catch fish from the river". If you let him play with this kind of stuff every day, he will never get tired of it.Can you use the word "diligence" to describe these children? !
In short, the "little son-in-law shelf worker" was engaged in the job that was "most suitable" for him at the beginning, so he did it happily.Earn a lot of money.

In addition, he is a guy who really likes to "pretend" and "advertise". He posts "viral marketing" advertisements like "It's hard work" and "Work overtime and have to work overtime again" all day long. In addition, he is indeed away from home all year round. Not going home... This makes most people who know him think that he is really a typical example of "diligence".

However, the increasingly sluggish reality of the "shelf-building" industry has forced the "little son-in-law shelf-builder" to gradually "reveal his true colors."

This guy actually has an extremely "lazy" side at his core.

If he was a really diligent person, he wouldn't allow a big month to "idle" there in a month.

Like the "little son-in-law builder" who has passed away, the "big brother" also works in this line of work, but he has the work of "builder", so he should be called by the "foreman" to "work".During the rest of the month when he doesn't put on airs, he picks up other "casual workers".

For example, his "Old Bean" is a plasterer. When "Big Brother" has no work to build a structure, he does not think that the money is too small to be a "little worker" who "stirs mud" for "Old Bean"'s construction team.

It's just a matter of artificially stirring up the "mud". Anyone can do it as long as they are not afraid of hard work.

If we already have enough manpower to do the "little work" that causes trouble, we don't need it.Then the "big brother" will do some farm work such as picking fruits for people who have fruit trees in the village.

Even if they do these farm work, the wages they get are very low, only two-thirds of the "wage" of doing mud and water work.Compared with the work of putting up shelves, you can't even get half of the "wages"... But the "big brother" never "chooses the fat and the thin", and there is no high-paying job to do, and he will do the low-paying job as well. Do it right.

Anyway, as long as you have the money.

He is such a diligent person, 30 days a month, 365 days a year, in order not to cut off his income on any day, "Big Brother" is actively working.

Moreover, "eldest brother" is also more concerned about friendship. If a real relative in the village has something to do, such as harvesting the rice when it is ripe, "eldest brother" will also volunteer to help the other person.On the contrary, his relatives felt sorry for him and claimed that it was all his hard-earned money and they would give him "earning money" no matter what.Just 120 yuan per day.He was given 20 yuan more than the prevailing wage for hiring people to do work in the village.

Among relatives, "big brother" not only earns face, but also earns benefits.

He saw that harvesting rice for others during the "busy farming" season is also a relatively "fixed" income.For almost one month in a year, you can have a stable income.So "big brother" bought a second-hand "harvester", which was specially used to earn almost a month's worth of rice harvesting money during the "busy farming season".

Why buy a "second-hand harvester"?The purpose is simple.That's cheap.I bought it for only 1000 yuan.

Although I often have to repair this and that, "small problems continue."But "big brother" has strong hands-on ability, and he can fix minor problems by himself.

"Big brother" thinks that he only spent 1000 yuan to buy a "harvester" to do work for others, usually harvesting a day's worth of rice for 100 yuan.In other words, you can earn back the investment of a "second-hand harvester" by working for 10 days.

Small investment, big returns.Why not? !

Therefore, when "Big Brother" was alive, he had a fixed income from "harvesting rice" every year.

In addition, there are "bosses" who are doing well in the village, and they have contracted the maintenance of "green plants" in various large buildings in the city. Of course, the "village boss" cannot do the work himself. After he takes over the work, he will look for "workers" in the village he is most familiar with to help him do the work.

The salary given by the "village boss" is 80 yuan a day.When he took the job, he could directly get tens of thousands of dollars by contracting the "green plants" of the entire "real estate".And he can calculate an account himself. He needs to find at least how many "workers" and how many days of work to complete the "green plant maintenance work."

According to his own calculations, he recruited workers.Given a "wage rate" of 80 yuan a day, after the work is done, the "village boss" can get about 3% of the profit.In other words, if he undertakes the maintenance of "green plants" in a real estate, and the other party gives him 10 yuan, his final profit will be 3 yuan.

The "village boss" received many orders for this kind of "maintenance of real estate green plants".The profit of a single transaction is not too high, but when the quantity is large, the money he earns is very considerable.

"Big Brother" also doesn't think the "wage" of 80 yuan given by the "village boss" is low. The bottom line of "Big Brother" is actually not high.All he asked was not to be idle 360 ​​days a year.After deducting the fact that he is unable to work during the New Year and holidays, he should not be idle the rest of the time. If he has income, everything will be OK for him.

He is not like the "little son-in-law who works as a scaffolder", who must pay up to 200 yuan before accepting a "scaffolding" job.The "little son-in-law's frame work" is nominally "disdainful" for a job worth dozens of yuan a day, but in fact he is "lazy" and unwilling to endure the hardship.

But he also didn't think about how long the "idle" time was in the middle of the high-paying work.In particular, he does not count the gap between "putting up the shelf" and "removing the shelf"... If it is also counted, and then counting the daily "wages", it will be pitifully small.

What right does he have to look down on a job worth 80 yuan a day?
The "younger son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" is not as diligent as his "eldest brother" when it comes to "making money"; when it comes to spending money, his family is not as frugal as the "eldest brother's" family... The final result is that the "eldest brother" has been working for more than ten or twenty years. , you can build a new house and simply decorate it and move in. Not only will you not "owe a penny of foreign debt", you will even have tens of thousands of dollars in "savings" left behind.

It's not like the "little son-in-law shelf worker" family. After building a new house and decorating it, they not only have no balance, but also owe a whole lot of debt.It feels like it will take more than ten years to pay back.

If the "big brother" hadn't "died young", he could definitely earn more income for the family.

Even if he unfortunately left early, he saved almost 10 yuan in cash for his wife.As for "fixed assets", there is a house and land.And when he died unexpectedly, the compensation the widow received was in the early 10s.

The "sister-in-law" has about 20 deposits in her hand, and will live a lonely life in the future, but it is not without a "spiritual sustenance".

When "Big Brother" was alive, he also belonged to the "reticent" type.Don't talk much, but work diligently.Can't rest all day.

And the "little son-in-law who puts on airs" has a mouth and is keen on bragging.Everything is "hype", but in the end it is difficult to hide the fact that he has a "special laziness"!

If the "younger son-in-law, a frame builder," was half as diligent as his "eldest brother" during his lifetime, he probably wouldn't have to go into debt when building a new house.

But the "little son-in-law who works hard" never reflects on himself.Of course, he will not use his "big brother" as a role model for learning.

Even the "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" didn't feel that there was anything wrong with him from the beginning to the end.He still lives in such a "muddle-headed" way.

Even though life is "tight", I don't think about doing too many "part-time" jobs to make my income more abundant.

What the "little son-in-law shelf worker" does the most is to "package himself" and portray himself as a super hard-working person.

In the eyes of "people in this village", the diligence of the "younger son-in-law who works as a frame worker" is at best slightly less diligent than his deceased "eldest brother".After the "eldest brother" passed away, the "younger son-in-law, the frame worker" became "one of the best" industrious people in the eyes of the villagers!

The "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" also saw that the "word-of-mouth" of the villagers towards him was surprisingly good, and he was very proud of it.

He has no practical benefit to relatives and friends.But the "little son-in-law, the frame worker" has always been the best at bragging.There is no real benefit, but it can be said to be nice.

For example, when the "little son-in-law builder" had dinner with the "friends" in the village, the "friends" were very envious of his high income (the "little son-in-law builder" bragged to them that he "earned more than a thousand dollars a day"), They asked him if he had any good ways to make money?

What the "friends" long for is the kind of work that is both easy and quick to pay.

Of course, the "friends" are not "competent" for such high-altitude operations as the "little son-in-law".They think that a person who travels all over the world like the "little son-in-law with a shelf" should have a very wide range of routes.So it’s a good idea to ask him about any good jobs!
The "little son-in-law's shelf worker" is "difficult to protect", so what kind of good job can there be that is easy and profitable? !

But it's not his style to say "no" directly.That's too embarrassing.

The "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" started boasting endlessly.In his mouth, he knew the "field chief" of the airport with "open capital".One of his friends contracted the cleaning work of the airport in the "Open Capital".

To use the original words of the "little son-in-law shelf worker", it was his friend who contracted the cleaning work of the "airport" and once asked him to help find some young people to participate in the "cleaning work" of the "Open City" airport.

Don’t underestimate this “cleaning work”.That's the "cleaning" of a "noble" place like an "airport", not the "cleaning" of an ordinary place.

Especially the "airport" of a first-tier city like the "Open City".There is more "card face".

And doing "cleaning" in a place like this, according to the "little son-in-law shelf worker", is even extremely easy.It's nothing more than seeing any paper or the like in the public area of ​​the "airport" and just picking it up. The public area of ​​the "airport" itself is extremely clean, and there is no need to sweep or mop the floor.

As for the "remuneration" issue that everyone is most concerned about, the "little son-in-law shelf worker" Lion opened his mouth and claimed that 8000 yuan can be earned by picking up paper balls every month.

Luckily he wasn't the boss.Such a random "starting price" will sooner or later "die at a loss".

But the "little son-in-law, the shelf worker" didn't feel that he was boasting too much, and further lied, saying: The reason why we need to find young people to do the "cleaning" work at the "Open City" airport is because They have a good image.Like a "stewardess", you also have to pay attention to appearance.Of course, the temperament of young people is much better than arranging some uncles and aunts to be "cleaners".

At least on the surface, young people have a sense of "vigor".This can directly improve the visual impression of the "airport" by a large margin.

The "little son-in-law putter" is such a guy. He has a "low education level", but he doesn't restrain himself at all, and even talks a lot, blowing a "cleaning" job into one of the "high-income occupations".

However, although the audience are all "young people", there are also "well-informed" people among them.

How can you believe that as a "cleaner" in the "airport" of the "open capital", you can have a monthly salary of more than 8000? !

Anyway, the "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" has just passed the "mouth addiction". "Friends" don't ask him to introduce jobs.If there is any "friend" who suddenly put away "lazy bones", he also wants to do this "super-high-paying cleaning job", and the "little son-in-law's shelf worker" can definitely delay for a while before replying to "youzai" : The boss who contracted the cleaning work of the "airport" in the "open capital" has "recruited enough people".There is no need to call in manpower anymore.

It's that simple.

Anyway, people who like to brag have one thing in common.That is when they "boast", they seem to make "endless" money.And they have so many "connections" and "connections" that they can find a way out for the "young people" in the entire village.

The results of it?
Once you believe it is true and want to ask the super-rich "little son-in-law shelf worker" to borrow some money, he will have hundreds of reasons to refuse to lend you money.The "house renovation" that is most commonly used today has cost him tens of millions, and there is really no way to squeeze out funds and borrow money.

Okay, you settled for the next best thing and asked your "little son-in-law, a shelf worker" to help you contact "picking paper balls" for a "high-paying job" where you can earn [-] yuan a month and [-] yuan a year. However, this guy claimed: The other party has already hired someone. enough people...

For all these reasons, glib talkers generally do not "fulfill their promises."

If you believe him, you can only think that you are "too stupid"!
(End of this chapter)