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Chapter 417 You Are Not Our Guest
Hearing the little old man's words, Xiao Zhenjun also knew that he had made a mistake, so he immediately stood up, walked behind the little old man, and continued to tease the weasel.But after standing up, he secretly glanced at the fudge in Fang Han's hand.

Fang Han saw that they were hooked, and immediately said: "As long as you agree to exchange weasel for mink, I will give you all these snacks."

The little old man said dissatisfied: "You have a good plan, but it's a pity you can't!"

"No?" Fang Han glanced at Xiao Zhenjun indifferently, then picked up the snack bag, "Then I'll eat it myself!"

The little old man looked at Fang Han angrily, it was really uncomfortable to be caught by someone's weakness.But who made Xiao Zhenjun like eating sweets?Isn't he making a sound to protect Tiangong's face, so that he can get these candies!

Despite being helpless, the little old man stopped Fang Han, "Listen to me first!"

"What can I say?" Fang Han said lightly.

I just asked you to torment me so much, and now it has finally fallen into my hands. How can I let you off lightly?
"Our Highness will be the Lord of the Heavenly Palace in the future. He has a golden tongue and can't take back what he has said!" the little old man said helplessly.

Fang Han was stunned, "No, what year is this? Are you still playing this game?"

"We are the God Realm, don't judge by your human world's concept!" the little old man said lightly.

"I don't care!" Fang Han said disdainfully: "I will act according to the rules of the human world. If you don't agree, then don't even think about eating candy!"

As he spoke, he picked up the fudge and stuffed it into his mouth again!
The little old man was very annoyed, "We didn't say we won't change with you, we just need you to go to Leishan again!"

"What if I don't go?" Fang Han asked.

"If you don't want to go to Leishan, then we will send you back to the human world, but we will stay with the weasel and capture the spirit mink!" The little old man said seriously: "For the sake of Tiangong's face, it is also okay to wrong Xiaozhenjun a little bit. No problem!"

"You!" Fang Han stared at the little old man, and asked dissatisfiedly: "If I go to Leishan, why do I still give you candy?"

The little old man smiled apologetically and said, "You can use these candies in exchange for some help!"

Fang Han's face was cloudy and clear at times, and he was constantly thinking about gains and losses.He doesn't care about these snacks, what he cares about is the mission.If you can get some help and get out of Leishan alive, then there's no harm in going to Leishan!
He asked the little old man: "Then how can you help me? Lend me a treasure that can save my life on Leishan?"

The little old man looked at Fang Han strangely, "Don't you have such a treasure on your body? Why did you borrow it from us?"

"I already have a treasure that I can sign up for?" Fang Han couldn't figure it out at all!He looked at the little old man, "Don't you tease me?"

"Why am I teasing you?" The little old man smiled bitterly, "Although we are gods, we will not let you, a mortal, die for no reason!"

Fang Han looked at him puzzled.

The little old man said: "Most of us were teasing you just now, we are not demons, we just think about killing people all day long!"

"Is it just to tease me by letting me go to Leishan?" Fang Han said with a smile.

"This is not!" The little old man waved his hand and said.

"Holy crap!" Fang Han was anxious, "Then I'm going to go to Leishan Mountain?"

"Be safe and don't be impatient!" said the little old man, "Don't be so anxious, a mortal! With the things you are wearing now, after arriving at Leishan, there is a [-]% chance of surviving!"

"Thirty percent? Are you kidding me?" Fang Han was speechless!Thirty percent, not even half the chance. If I really go to Leishan, I think it will become a piece of shit!

"This is already a very high probability." The little old man pointed to the two heavenly soldiers next to him, "Even if they go to Leishan, there is only a [-]% chance of returning."

I rely on!Fang Han looked at the two heavenly soldiers in surprise. Their strength was unfathomable to him, and there was only a [-]% chance of returning from Leishan?How scary is Leishan?

No, I must not go to Leishan!

Thinking of this, he hurriedly packed his snack bag, "I'm not going to Leishan anymore, you guys send me back quickly!"

"Don't be anxious!" the little old man said, "You are different from them!"

"It's not the same, I'm [-]% less than them!" Fang Han said angrily.

"Listen to me!" The little old man became a little anxious, "You have a great fortune in Leishan, so there is only a [-]% chance. If you don't want that great fortune, there is at least a [-]% chance. As long as you If you don't dare to provoke the beasts inside, they won't do anything to you!"

"Isn't stealing the Thunder Beast's cub considered a provocation?" Fang Han glared at him and said, "It's no wonder the Thunder Beast didn't tear me apart!"

"The Thunder Beast has a range of motion. As long as you escape from that range of motion, you will be fine!" The little old man said, "Within his range of motion, you still have a magic weapon to save your life. There is no problem at all."

"Wait! You said I have a magic weapon to save my life, what exactly is it?" Fang Han asked in confusion.

The little old man pointed at his chest, "Don't you have a Vajra Talisman on you?"

"Yes!" Of course Fang Han knew that he had a Vajra Talisman on his body, "But the Vajra Talisman will take another twenty days to use! It has a cooldown time!"

"What cooling time, it's just recharging!" The little old man said with a smile: "It does take a month to fully recharge in the human world, but this is the God Realm, where energy is everywhere, and the recharging speed is faster than The human world will be more than a hundred times faster!"

"There is such a setting?" Fang Han took out his mobile phone in surprise, and looked at the cooling time on the Vajra Talisman through the APP. There are still 10 days to recharge, which is completely inconsistent with the time Fang Han calculated.

This made Fang Han a little surprised, and looked at the Hongluo Ecstasy Umbrella again. The cooling time has ended and it can be used completely!
Looking at the fairy world, it is so much stronger than the human world!If you practice here, wouldn't you be able to increase it by a hundredfold?
Thinking of this, he immediately sat cross-legged on the ground and began to meditate!
"Hey hey!" The little old man said again, "This is the Heavenly Palace, not your dojo. If you continue to act presumptuously, I'll have someone lock you up and revoke your cultivation!"

Fang Han opened his eyes and asked impatiently, "What do you want?"

The little old man stroked his beard and said, "You are not our guest, so you don't have the right to practice with us. If you practice in Tiangong, you show contempt for our Highness. Of course we will punish you!"

Fang Han said angrily: "I gave you a weasel and two pieces of candy, Little Zhenjun!"

The little old man smiled casually, "First, you want to exchange the weasel for the mink! Second, what kind of friendship do you think can be exchanged for two pieces of candy?"

Fang Han froze for a moment, what he said made sense!He raised the candy in his hand, and asked the anxious Little Zhenjun, "Can these candies be exchanged for your friendship?"

Xiao Zhenjun nodded immediately.

"Wait!" The little old man hastily stood in front of Xiao Zhenjun.

"Your highness has agreed!" Fang Han stuffed the snack bag into the little old man's arms, "Now I am your little Zhenjun's friend!"

The little old man looked at the snack bag and handed it to Xiao Zhenjun with a smile. Xiao Zhenjun took it and ran away bouncing around!

Two heavenly soldiers followed quickly to protect him.

(End of this chapter)