Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 844: Draw another dragon with me on your left hand

"You actually helped someone else fix their computer today? You rubbish!"

"Master Demon King... I just reinstalled the system for my neighbor."

"That's not OK!"

The devil walked out, knocked on the door of another basement, and then walked in with a sneaky look. He whispered a few words to the little brother who lived there. About 10 minutes later, he walked out proudly.

"My lord, what did you do to him?"

"Learn, if you want to be a bad person, you have to let others degenerate! I just gave him more than 20 such websites." The devil said seriously: "As long as these human beings degenerate, we will be able to counterattack one day. !"

"My lord is amazing!" The subordinate said seriously: "By the way, my lord, what shall we have for dinner?"

"What do you eat? Hehe, I'm so unlucky to have a subordinate like you." The devil pointed to the plastic bag on the small table: "I've already expected that you are useless! Open it and have a look!"

The subordinate walked over and opened the plastic bag, revealing three lunch boxes, which contained the leftover pastries he had brought from his own store and were ready to throw away. The boss took special care of him and gave him all the pastries that were to be disposed of at night.

"good to eat……"

The subordinate who had been hungry all day devoured a large box, and then lay down on the floor contentedly: "Master Demon King, this is delicious."

"Of course, this is what Hanna from the Demon King's Palace taught me."

"I miss Hannah so much, she has such big breasts..."

"It's just breasts! It's useless! But now that Hannah has been ruined by the evil legendary mage... It's all your useless trash. If you can block the legendary mage's team, am I like this?"

After hearing this, the subordinate immediately knelt down on the bed, with his head pressed tightly to the ground: "I'm extremely sorry, but I'm willing to sacrifice my life for my mistakes."

"What's the use of your stinking life!? You can't even do a single bad thing, trash!"

After the devil finished cursing, he sat in front of the computer and started to browse the website. He skillfully boarded the pirated video website and began to watch cartoons. While watching, he ate the pastry he brought and turned his head halfway Said: "Let me tell you, you need to eat this with Coke. I have already seen it. The supermarket in the mall will have a batch of Coke that is about to expire tomorrow. Six bottles only cost [-]. I plan to buy more. You come to work tomorrow night." Go somewhere else, and move with me. But speaking of it, this world is full of magic power, why is there no demon king born?"

"Perhaps it awaits your reign."

"Hahahahaha, good good..."

While talking, there was a knock on the door, and the subordinate immediately went to open the door, only to find that it was the gas-poisoned female college student who lived on the right, holding some fruits in her hands, and standing there shyly.

"I brought you some fruit."

"Is there any Coke?" The subordinate asked sharply, "You don't even have Coke, why..."

Before he finished speaking, the Demon King slapped him on the back of the head and slapped him aside, then he smiled and took the fruit from others: "Come and sit, come and sit."

"is it okay?"

"To disturb your lord rashly is..."

The devil stepped on his mouth, then kicked him aside like a pillow, and led the little girl into the room. He threw the pile of clothes into a corner and patted The crumpled floor: "Sit."

"I'm moving out tomorrow."

"Ah?" The Demon King was stunned for a moment: "Where are you going?"

"Going home, it's too difficult here, I'm going home." The girl lowered her head: "Nice to meet you, although it's not long, but I think you are a good person."

"You you you you!" The subordinate next to him jumped up: "You scolded..."

The demon king kicked him aside with a sweeping kick, and continued to say to the college student, "Is it okay if you don't leave?"

"Ah?" The girl was obviously stunned for a moment, not knowing what to say...

"I'll support you!" The Demon King patted his chest and said, "I'll just support you."

The girl laughed so hard that she stood up and looked at him a few times: "Fool, take care of yourself first, I'm going back first."

After she left, the Demon King was sitting on the ground and biting the fruit. His eyes were a little erratic. At this moment, his subordinates approached him and asked in a low voice, "Master Demon King, she refuses you. Do you want my subordinates to give her to you?" ..."

The devil supported his face and threw him aside, while he lay down on the floor and turned over to sleep.

"Master Demon King, you are a little strange."

"roll!"

Seeing this scene, the prince who was on the night shift sighed deeply. What he saw in the scene just now belonged to the helplessness of the low-level citizens when they faced parting.

This is something he has never experienced nor taught by teachers. He grew up in a rich family. level.And other paths can be said to be smooth all the way. I went to the second grade in elementary school, played for four years, went out to take the exam, and was admitted to a key junior high school. I started to study mechs because I regarded Gu Tao as an idol in the first year of junior high school.

I met an idol in high school, and then the idol became a teacher, and the world became a girlfriend.I was recommended for admission to college and skipped a grade, so it was a smooth journey.After leaving the society, because of his outstanding personal ability, he became a high-level executive in the base within a year, and his relationship with his girlfriend was stable.

He has never experienced the dilemma faced by most of his peers, where the body cannot be accommodated in the hometown and the soul cannot be tolerated in the distance. Except for the teacher, he has never experienced separation, nor has he experienced the sharpness of life.

But now, he saw the helplessness and ecstasy that didn't belong to him in a demon king who came here through the crack of time and space.

"Human world..."

The prince cut off the screen, picked up the midnight snack prepared by Yin Rong and started eating. Looking at the prawns, beef and bullfrog legs in his lunch box, he suddenly let out a long sigh, with an inexplicable sadness in his eyes. Began to feel compassion.

"Hypocritical!"

Sitting in the market in Dahan's ear, Gu Tao is reprimanding Bi Qing.

The Mongolian soldiers around him didn't even dare to say anything, not for any other reason... just because this man was the one who beat the [-] Mongolian cavalry to pieces and then beat the Great Khan violently, but he really He just beat people, but didn't do anything else. He continued to do whatever he was supposed to do, and even openly entered one of the few trading areas in Mongolia to eat and drink.

Who dares to care?Someone had told Temujin of his whereabouts a long time ago, and Temujin, whose face was still swollen after more than 20 days, didn't even want to hear Gu Tao's name, let alone provoke him. One hundred thousand cavalry were beaten by more than 1000 people in one morning The scenes of death and injury often wake him up from nightmares, and the humiliation of being pushed to the ground and beaten by the aloof self is also vivid in his mind.

So Temujin had already issued a death order, that is, what these people want to do, don't mess with it!Also, send people to follow along the way, don't let these people get stuck in unknown levels, they can go wherever they want!He even emphasized three times to the orderly that he should not mess with them.

This caused Gu Tao to feel like he was in no one's land in Mongolia. Even the soldiers patrolling the market hid away when they saw them. The usually fierce Mongolian soldiers didn't even dare to fight him face to face.

"Why are you so compassionate here? War is a part of the civilization process. As long as it's not venting anger or killing people, war itself is not a big problem. Every civilization and every race has the right to fight for its own right to survive. If you lose Go into the sea to be a grandson, and win the prize. You want me to stop the war? I can't and I don't want to. What I can stop is anti-human behavior."

"An act against humanity?"

"For example, raising a butcher's knife against an unarmed person, or setting fire to a certain historical city." Gu Tao tapped Bi Qing's head with the chopsticks he carried with him: "Remember, it's okay to be kind, but there are some things you must You have to think twice. If there is a war between Song and Mongolia, I will at most open a handicap and bet on who will win. Regardless of whether it is Song or Mongolia, if there is a massacre, then I will intervene. Just like Temujin Yunzhou is slaughtered, and within two months, the Song army will come here. And the Song army did this kind of thing, the result is the same, I will definitely not deliberately favor any side."

He discussed Temujin on the street, and some people were unconvinced and wanted to argue with him, but they were caught by the sharp-eyed spies...Of course, his words were quickly heard by Temujin.

After Mongolia Khan heard these words, he sat on the chair in silence for a long time, and suddenly asked the national teacher next to him: "This is a fairy! This **** is a fairy! I offended the wolf god, right!"

The only way to save his face now is to let everyone admit that this man is an immortal, and that he has offended the Wolf God and was punished.

However, Gu Tao's words really shocked him. If he hadn't been beaten violently, Temujin might not even be angry when he heard such words. He himself was beaten violently, believe it or not this time?Of course I believe it!You have to believe it!If you don't believe it, it will be cold.

The tragedy of that day is still vivid in my mind!The 1000 Mongolian cavalry, which made the world fearful, were beaten to the ground by more than 1000 people, and none of the more than [-] people lost any of them.

Of course, Temujin now also knows that he has become the laughing stock of the world, both Zhao Xing and Wan Yanjing are waiting to see his jokes, he is a flexible person, so after hearing the message from Gu Tao In addition to firmly believing that he has provoked the wolf god, there is also a fast-paced message to the front line, saying that no matter what, he must not harass the people, otherwise he will be dealt with by military law.

At the same time, the Song Army actually conveyed the same order, that is, it is not allowed to disturb the people.

Because of this incident, Yunzhou has never been able to fight a war, and it has become a situation of confrontation between the two sides, because they must not disturb the people... But how can a war not disturb the people, but both sides are cowardly, there is such a monster here Well, in case you get red eyes...

Scared, scared, really scared.

In fact, both Temujin and Zhao Xing were extremely uncomfortable, but Wan Yanjing was the happiest. He heard that Temujin was beaten violently for provoking the Taoist priest, and by the way, [-] cavalry were beaten to no combat effectiveness , he was so happy that he jumped up, ate a big meal after laughing, and then became drunk to unconsciousness.

And this incident has also become a stain that Temujin will never be able to erase in his life. Zhao Xing is actually lucky. Virtue, he must find a way to deal with this person.

If he really did this, he didn't dare to think about the consequences. Although he didn't know the details, the Mongolian cavalry, who were not to be underestimated in the entire Song Dynasty, were beaten so helplessly.

"Official, you must be secretly afraid these days, right?"

"Teacher, don't say something so clearly..." Zhao Xing smiled wryly, "If I did something then..."

"You are gone." The Grand Master leaned to the side and ate a sweet root dug out of the grass: "Think about Temujin being pushed to the ground and beaten. That scene... tsk tsk..."

Zhao Xing couldn't hold it back and laughed again.After laughing, he raised his head and shook his head silently: "If it were me, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to survive. Grand master, do you have the ability? That's your senior brother."

The grand master gave Zhao Xing a white look: "Officials, don't make fun of me."

"Okay, okay, just don't talk about it." Zhao Xing laughed: "Speaking of it, Sister Qing is the real good fortune, I am a little envious. She said in the letter that she took the prize from Wanyan Jing's crown. Ye Mingzhu also ate the fat sheep specially provided for Temujin, I am envious of others."

"Everyone has their own destiny, and that is Miss Bi's destiny." The grand master said, "But... officials, have you ever thought about it."

"what?"

"One day, when you marry Miss Bi, the original intention is to balance the power in the hands of the minister, but at that time, Miss Bi will be someone you dare not mess with. She is a teacher..." The grand master raised his brows and looked at Zhao Xing: "Official, hahahaha..."

Zhao Xing's face changed suddenly, and then he coughed again and again: "That's all, since ancient times, sages have been afraid of guilt."

Seeing that Zhao Xing started to find a way for him to go down, the grand master no longer made things difficult for him, but continued: "In the land of Yunzhou, the enemy and us are facing each other now, and the autumn harvest is coming, what is the official plan?"

"What can we do? Sister Qing said that we are not allowed to disturb the people. Let's wait until after the autumn harvest. Now that there is no support from Mongolia, we can just try to do it slowly. In addition, this is a place that is moving the capital and taking over the Central Plains, so we are unable to do both. It's deadlocked, let's stay deadlocked."

"Anyway, the officials can figure it out. I don't understand the current situation."

"Don't talk about you, who in the world can understand it? Can Temujin understand it? Or can Wanyan Jing understand it? Your sect is probably much better than the sects of sages such as Sun Bin, Pang Juan, Su Qin, and Zhang Yi. points."

The grand master just smiled and didn't speak.

After all, who can say clearly about the time traveler.
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There will be another chapter of Marin later, I will make up today's [-] words tomorrow...

(End of this chapter)