Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 843 This Demon King Has Something
"East longitude 121°24', north latitude 30°49', a large amount of energy fluctuations were detected."

Hearing the beep, the prince kicked his feet, and the chair slid to the side of the monitor representing the coordinates. This coordinate is Shanghai. On an isolated space disturbance point, two people with strange clothes and behaviors appeared.

The prince's heart was pounding, and things finally began to hatch in the space. He was full of curiosity and worry about this completely unknown thing. A large number of drones surrounded him, and at the same time, he let the detectives stationed there The staff moved a little away. After all, who knows what the consequences will be for unknown creatures. It is not the style of the base to give them in vain.

"The drone enters silent mode and begins to follow."

The drone cautiously approached the two people who appeared suddenly, but the two people didn't seem to have any intention of attacking at all. They looked around and then ducked out from the isolation point disguised as a construction site.

"???"

This operation made the prince look stupid. He quickly pushed the drone to keep up, but he saw that the two men first stole two fried chickens and six chicken legs in a strange way from a fried chicken shop, and then They hid in the green belt and started to eat. It looked like a starving ghost was reincarnated. They chatted while eating, but their language was incomprehensible.

"Try to receive and translate."

"Insufficient sample size for translation."

Headache... The prince let out a breath, and then ordered the agent to approach silently, but the senses of these two people seemed to be extremely sensitive. They didn't respond to the drone, but they were so sensitive to the agent's breath, When the agent approached them for 70 meters, the two men ran away with their chicken legs in their arms. The speed was unimaginable. Their speed was only very fast at the beginning, but later they reached subsonic speed, and then It slowly accelerated to break the speed of sound, and finally turned into a stream of light and disappeared into the city.

The agents looked at each other, just watching the man run away from them.

"It's okay, the drone is still tracking."

The prince's words calmed them down a little. At this moment, the prince also watched with great interest the two fleeing people entered a building under construction in the suburbs. After they stopped, they first used something similar to magic The water polo was condensed in front of him, and then he started to drink the condensed water while eating roast chicken, and then kept talking.

After eating all the food, the one who looked lower among the two strange people stole the clothes that were hanging out to dry from the mobile house, and they said that they replaced it with something similar to light armor. , changed to this kind of military training jacket worn by college students, and big pants, and then they might feel that it was not enough, and even went to steal two pairs of flip flops for the second time...

After putting on this thing, they obviously relaxed their vigilance and walked swaggering down the street, then got into an alley, and then when someone passed by, they pulled the person in.

The prince immediately ordered the drone to attack, but the next moment he stopped the action immediately, because they didn't hurt the person, they just put their hands on the forehead of the passerby they caught and let the passerby go away , Even the passers-by who were let out didn't know what happened, they just stood there blankly for a while, and then continued on their way.

"Non is rigidity, Allah knows."

When a person whose appearance was obviously different from here uttered the Shanghai dialect that made the prince spit, the prince really couldn't help laughing...

But in the end, for the convenience of monitoring, the prince asked Rongrong to translate the conversation between these two idiots into a language he could fully understand...

"Master Demon King, we have finally escaped from that terrifying legendary mage. But from my point of view, this place may be the Mystic Realm or the God Realm."

"Why are you so stupid? If it was the God Realm, we would have died long ago! This is the Magic Realm mentioned by the previous Demon King. Look at those magic carriages and those people, darling...so big..."

His subordinates followed the leader's gaze and found a hot girl in sexy clothes crossing the road. He immediately stared straight: "It's really big..."

"Bastards! Is it time to see how big they are? There must be a terrible archmage here, so keep a low profile and know?"

"I know, I know...but Mr. Demon King, he has already left, so don't look at it anymore."

"I'm observing, do you understand? You trash! It's because of you trash that we lost to that young legendary mage! You bastard!"

"Master Demon King, I... I didn't lose, it's just that the bard is too powerful. So what should we do now?"

The man known as the Demon King hid in the corner of the wall and doggedly leaned out. While observing the bustling streets and alleys, he sighed softly: "It is impossible for them to come to this world. We need to develop our strength here. Waiting for the right time to call back! Call back!!!”

"Yes!"

"Then what should we do now?"

"First of all, don't call me the devil anymore, call me Marin."

"Master Demon King!!! That's the name of an evil legendary mage!"

"His name sounds nice, and it's too long to use his real name." The Demon King gritted his teeth and kicked his subordinate: "Also, don't call me the Demon King!"

Hearing this, the prince leaned against the monitor, frowning.He can now confirm the information that these two people were forced to flee here in their own world, and they are called demon kings...

But the demon king seemed a little dumbfounded, and his followers were even more dumbfounded.If such a person is really a devil, then according to the prince's experience of watching cartoons and novels, it is not surprising that they were defeated by the brave, because they are purely silly.

"Master Marin Demon King, what should we do next?"

"Don't call me the devil!!!"

"grown ups……"

The demon king was silent for a moment: "Let me first see if anyone here has recovered fresh demons and exchanged them for some money."

"Ah? Lord Demon King! Please don't do this, you are already four thousand years old and not new."

Pfft... The prince burst out laughing all of a sudden. He even felt a little sympathetic to the poor demon king. Thinking about it in another way, if he had such a subordinate, he would probably bang his head against the wall too.

Sure enough, the demon king immediately began to hit the wall with force, until he hit the wall with a dent, and then he stared and took a deep breath: "Let's find a way to survive first!"

"Well! Let's look for fresh girls and use their blood to make blood amulets, which can be sold for a good price."

"Do you know?"

"Ok?"

Hearing the fact of "Huh?", the Demon King already had a bad feeling, he was silent for a moment, and raised his hand: "Okay, needless to say, I won't."

"Oh... I thought you would."

"Then what will you do?"

"I will..." The Demon King was silent: "Destroy the world!"

"But if we destroy the world, can we make money?" The Demon King's subordinates were silent for a while: "Then what are we going to do after destroying the world? There are no demons here, I can't feel the aura of the demons, and... and we Both are males and cannot produce offspring."

"I..." The Demon King gasped, "I'll fuck you to death!"

"Master Demon King..." The subordinate suddenly became twitchy: "If you want...it's not impossible, but please be gentle...I...I'm still a little afraid of pain."

Really, the prince, who watched the live broadcast the whole time, is already laughing so hard that he can't live anymore. Most of the pressure in the past few days has been relieved in an instant, although he thinks very rationally that it is impossible for all the things that pop out of the space disturbance to be like these two guys. But at least God let him take a breath, and his tense nerves relaxed a little.

The combat effectiveness of these two people is actually not weak, and it can even be said to be very strong, but they are actually a cowardly group. If you just listen to their conversations, you don't know how fierce they are, but what they did is ridiculous.

They stole fried chicken and clothes, and then got a job handing out leaflets. The two of them handed out leaflets for a day, and used a kind of spiritual magic to control the person who was handed out leaflets to take the leaflets. This made them each earn 200 yuan. At night, they slept in cement pipes on the construction site, euphemistically saying that only narrow places can give them a sense of security.

They cleaned the Internet cafe. When cleaning the toilet, they used water magic to make the dirty toilet look brand new. The owner of the Internet cafe not only gave them an extra [-] when he was happy, but also introduced it to other Internet cafes.In the evening, they lived on the sofa in the Internet cafe, and learned to surf the Internet by the way. After finding that surfing the Internet was very interesting, they surfed the Internet for three consecutive days.

They were kicked out by the owner of the Internet cafe because they had no money. When they were at the door, they said they would throw the owner of the Internet cafe into a pit full of poisonous snakes, and then burn the Internet cafe down.In the afternoon, they used magic to eat a meal of beef noodle for free and to apply for a false certificate for free.

They successfully found a formal job, one worked as a security guard in a mall, and the other worked as a laborer in a milk tea shop in the mall. At night, the kind-hearted owner of the milk tea shop let them sleep in the employee lounge. They used the remaining mangoes to make themselves a creamy mango mousse, ate it in a very ritualistic manner, and even lit candles.

After being introduced by the owner of the milk tea shop, they settled in a basement. The Demon King vowed to get the reward for outstanding employees this quarter. He also patiently gave lectures to his subordinate who was only qualified to be a security guard, saying that he should have goals like him. Pursue, this is the confidence and quality that a devil should have.

Lord Demon King bravely recovered the money stolen by the thief in the mall, and the mall rewarded him with 3000 yuan. He took his subordinates to eat KFC, and said that this was his first step in invading the world.

Lord Demon King spent 600 yuan to buy a second-hand computer from a closed shop in the mall, and put it in the basement, but because he couldn’t access the Internet, he angrily scolded his subordinate as a waste, and then used the knowledge he learned in the mall to rub the computer next door. The WiFi of the young lady who graduated from college.He also told his subordinates that evil is the essence of the demons, and what he is doing now is extremely evil, which is the bottom line of being a demon.

Lord Demon King came home from work because of his keen senses, he rescued the female college student next door who was trying to cook at home but suffered from gas poisoning. The female student hugged him and cried. He quietly touched the female student's thigh and went back to show off Said he did the worst thing in the world.

The female students invited Lord Demon King and his subordinates to dinner, thanking them for saving their lives.They packed the unfinished seafood home, and that night's subordinate was sent to the emergency room because of seafood allergy.Because there was no medical insurance, Lord Demon King brought his dying subordinates to the bank of Huangpu River overnight, saying that he would let his subordinates return to ashes.

The subordinate did not die, but was fired because of absenteeism. The Lord Demon King scolded him all night, but he still bought him an egg fried rice and wrote a dessert recipe overnight.

Lord Demon King’s dessert became an online celebrity product. He was rewarded 5000 yuan by the boss. With the 5000 yuan, he invited female college students to dinner alone. Because he is a gentleman and knows a lot of strange knowledge, the female college students admire him very much.

Really... In his spare time, the prince can get through the tough days by observing these two idiots. It is no exaggeration to say that these two idiots have given him the greatest motivation for life, and these two strange The behavior pattern of Han Pi is very clear. Putting everything else aside, he is just two ordinary young people who came from the countryside to work hard in the big city, but because they are simple enough and stupid enough, they seem too interesting...

"These two people..." the prince put the report on He Yuxiang's desk: "After almost 20 days of observation, one became a game booster, and the other became a dessert shop manager. The threat level dropped from red to sky blue."

He Yuxiang flipped through the report and looked at the prince with a strange expression: "You said... It would be great if all people in other worlds were like them."

"Then the world will be peaceful." The prince smiled wryly, "But they are still threatening, and I will continue to follow up."

"Actually, you are spying on the lives of ordinary people. You read your report... it's like writing a diary."

The prince laughed: "It's interesting, by the way... Guess what kind of vague message I received yesterday."

"Huh? What? I don't guess."

"It's a piece of information about the multiverse. After analysis, all advanced civilizations in the multiverse have met at this stage. This piece of information may be free information, an escaped piece of information after it was sent."

"Huh? What exactly do you mean?"

"The news they sent here is called the speaker. It means that someone on the earth or around has become the speaker of a decision-making organization in the multiverse." The prince put his hands on the table: "Then, let's make a bold guess, this speaker will who is it."

"It's not me, it's not you. Then you let me guess, I can only have one answer."

"My answer should be the same as yours." The prince laughed: "Sure enough, the teacher can attract wind and thunder anywhere."
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Today, I went to the countryside with my brothers and sisters to sweep the grave. After a tiring day... I went to bed earlier and got up at four o'clock in the morning. It was really terrible.When I was sitting in the car, the back of my head was numb, so scared that I thought it was a stroke...

(End of this chapter)