Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 696

The future Ma Shuai is already able to get up. He is leaning on the chair, his face is a little ugly, but his movements are no longer serious. He is eating liquid food in small bites, and he is very skilled in operating the nursing robot next to him.

"woke up?"

Gu Tao and Ma Shuai here walked in wearing sterile suits. After all, the guy inside was seriously injured, and aseptic treatment is still needed. If something gets infected, although he may not die, he will suffer for sure. .

"elder brother……"

The future Ma Shuai shouted weakly, but Gu Tao just nodded and sat next to him: "Don't blame me, you did it yourself."

"I didn't expect Master to be so smart..." The future Ma Shuai looked at his past self next to him, and smiled wryly: "It came too soon."

"Actually, I didn't expect Master to be so smart." Ma Shuai stroked his chin: "But you can stop acting like me, it looks awkward."

Future Ma Shuai: "..."

"I won't ask you too many questions. You should rest well. By the way, you two should chat." Gu Tao pointed at Ma Shuai next to him: "This guy wants to ask you a lot."

Not curious, really.Gu Tao is not at all curious about their future now, because their future will no longer happen, but Gu Tao didn't say it. After all, there are not only people like Ma Shuai who stand by him, but also The future Red Devil's kind of bastard who goes crazy and even kills himself.And he is not sure how many people came here to accomplish what purpose.

If this matter is told, they may act recklessly, because they are desperate, and despair must act recklessly.

The two Marshals faced each other, and the sudden embarrassment made them not know how to speak.

"I'm thinking, this atmosphere is a bit like a blind date." Ma Shuai here rubbed the back of his head: "Why don't you ask me some questions."

The future Ma Shuai looked at him as if he was a retard: "What can I ask you?"

"That's right...then let me ask you something."

"Just ask."

Now Ma Shuai was silent for a while: "Who is my wife?"

"The Nightmare Queen."

"Huh? That big ocean horse!"

"She's fine." The future Ma Shuai nodded and said, "She sacrificed to protect me."

"You are really trash."

"Each each other."

After saying this, the two of them fell into an extremely awkward situation, until Ma Shuai suddenly raised his head and asked: "Where is the future of Shanhai Realm?"

"Shangsheng has withdrawn the Kyushu formation, and the mountains, seas and people will never see each other."

"Ah?" Ma Shuai blinked his eyes quickly: "Is the matter so serious?"

"Well, otherwise I wouldn't have come. If I can enter the spirit world, I can avoid that impact, and the mountain and sea world won't be blocked. He can use the power of the mountain and sea world to fight back."

"The Holy Spirit won't agree, you should die. I went to ask the Holy Spirit with my master before, and the old man asked us to obey the destiny."

The future Shuai Ma frowned: "How can this be?"

"Then you go to breakfast. If you kill the Holy Spirit, you will be the Holy Spirit." Ma Shuai crossed his arms: "You can't do it, and you still like to beep."

"You are really good at complaining about yourself. When will you achieve an achievement?"

"What achievement?"

"suicide."

Well, the topic is over, and no one can continue.

Maybe many people have fantasized about chatting with their future selves in a very romantic and literary way, but in fact it is just the current selves' imagination of the future. Thinking about it from another angle, how many people don't hate their past selves?Thinking about it in my own shoes, I went back to ten or even 20 years ago, and seeing myself at that time, it is already very restrained not to beat me up.Let's have a good chat... Ridiculous!
Ma Shuai slammed the door and saw Gu Tao who was cooking noodles with an antimatter battery. He took off his hood and threw it on the chair: "I'm so mad."

"It's been said." Gu Tao took out the noodles, washed the pot, added oil and started frying eggs and sausages: "You two chatting is destined to have no good results."

"Why?"

"Because people in the future will hate their past self, this is instinct." After Gu Tao finished speaking, he sprinkled pepper on the eggs: "Unless what you see is your dying self, most of it is buried in the ground, otherwise it is impossible to reconcile."

After saying this, he cut the eggs on the noodles and started cooking octopus sausages by himself: "Because you have to know that no one's life is smooth sailing. Stupid people will blame the society for this unsatisfactory life, while smart people will blame it on society." Blame it on yourself, and think that all the misfortunes you have experienced are the result of making wrong choices all the time. Then you say that in the face of such a thinking mode, when he sees himself like a silly X in the past, do you think How polite will he be?"

"Oh shit……"

Gu Tao smiled, and stuffed a sausage into Ma Shuai's mouth: "Shirk responsibility, people are very good at second-guessing, in fact, everyone's future is predestined, even if you make the most correct Choose, the world may push you to the worst outcome. Unless you can clearly calculate the trajectory of every atom in the world, otherwise some things you think are terrible may already be the best outcome.”

Pour chili, vinegar, and a large bag of capers on the noodles, and Gu Tao picked up the bowl and started to eat: "So, we usually think that if we can go back to the past, we can do whatever we want, but in fact it's all our own thinking I thought, only by going to the future can accomplish a lot, and of course the risk factor is also the greatest. This is why Doraemon is the scariest of all comic characters, not because of how powerful he is, nor because he can go back to the past, but because he can to the future."

"Bro, you're talking like a philosopher now."

Gu Tao, who had just stuffed a clove of garlic into his mouth, heard Ma Shuai's words and raised his head to look at him: "The only difference between philosophers and ordinary people is whether they use the X sound or think blindly before going to bed every day."

"It's the most interesting thing to hear old men say." Ma Shuai chuckled, "Brother, what do you think of the aesthetic level?"

"Are you really planning to discuss these things with me?" Gu Tao opened a can of beer and took a sip, and let out a mouthful of garlic-flavored carbon dioxide: "But I don't want to talk to you, I'm really tired these days, really Tired."

In fact, Ma Shuai also knows that Gu Tao is very tired these days. Not to mention the more than ten hours of classes every day in the mountain and sea world, he has to come back to deal with a lot of things. The bloodshot eyes in his eyes are very obvious. A few white hairs appeared.

"Brother, why don't you rest for a while."

"Every time I want to rest, something will happen, it's really Murphy's theorem." Gu Tao leaned on the sofa: "I don't dare to mention the matter of rest now. By the way, if you are free, check it out for me." one person."

"who?"

Gu Tao took out the tablet from his pocket and unfolded it: "I pushed it to you."

Ma Shuai opened the message and frowned: "This person looks very ordinary."

"Well, ordinary. It's very ordinary, but this person will become a very important role in the war against us in the future. I'm curious how he did it."

Ma Shuai was really surprised when he heard the news. He looked at this person's information carefully and found that there was nothing unusual about him. He was really just an ordinary person, and he was still a college student.

"A mediocre, stinking dick, being bullied, not good at socializing. He's an orphan... What kind of setting is this?"

"The protagonist is set." Gu Tao said without raising his head: "You go and observe it. There should be various adventures and the old man in the ring. It is the kind of counterattack plot that everyone likes to see."

"Is there really such a plot?"

"Of course, sometimes the real plot is even more bizarre than imagined. Go and get in touch with it." Gu Tao wiped his mouth and leaned back on the chair: "Why is he standing on the opposite side of us."

Ma Shuai fell into deep thought, then suddenly raised his head: "Brother, based on my experience in reading novels for so many years, he must have been humiliated by the base, and then vowed to kill our whole family. After all, in normal individualism, our organization It must represent evil. It looks glamorous on the surface, but it must be engaged in a sinful transaction. Hollywood movies are performed in this way, and games and novels are also set in this way, such as the umbrella of Resident Evil and the abstergo of Assassin’s Creed. , the Darkwood Empire in the backstory of Crysis. So we are the evil side, right?"

"You talk too much nonsense, hurry up." Gu Tao grabbed a handful of raw peanuts and stuffed them into his mouth: "Don't get too involved."

"Yes! Guaranteed to complete the mission."

In fact, Gu Tao trusts Ma Shuai very much now, because the future Ma Shuai is a certified adjutant. With Gu Tao's character, he will never do things that are not sure and risky. Since the future Gu Tao is willing to accept Ma Shuai As the top adjutant, it means that this person is trustworthy.

Among other things, Gu Tao is very confident in himself.

And when Ma Shuai left, he was the only one left in the centaur's living area. He sat there chewing peanuts slowly, like a real villain under the light, no one knew what he was thinking What, let alone what he was going to do, and even unable to estimate what his next plan was.

"go to bed!"

Gu Tao suddenly fell down, lay on the sofa and pulled Tifa's quilt over his body, and quickly fell into a deep sleep in 40 seconds.

He didn't go to Tingting's world, but simply slept. He was really tired, not only physically, but also mentally.Anyway, I just try to keep my emotions normal. Although my physical function can still maintain a youthful state, the psychological midlife crisis is inevitable.

Few people may have this kind of experience, but it really came. The huge pressure made him feel a little bit powerless. He really doesn't want to do anything now, he just wants to sit there by himself. I don't want to do anything, play games, put together a few complex puzzles, color my own armor model, and go fishing.

But in fact, even this simplest wish is a luxury for him, because every time he announces that he wants to take a rest, something will happen, just like an appointment.

The man's collapse was actually not caused by any stimulation or unhappiness.Compared with women, men are simpler, maybe they just want to escape reality or simply don't get what they want.But at this time, as long as someone casually comforts you, you will be full of energy and vitality, but in fact, no matter what position you are in, as long as you are a man, as long as you are over thirty, almost no one will Give them more comfort for this group, everyone thinks that his toughness is justified, and he will never be vulnerable.

Then the air conditioner, a small quilt and a bowl of noodles are probably the best rewards a man in the emotionally fragile flag can give himself.

In the final analysis, it's better to be a teenager, to bloom your life without any worries, just keep your head down and run forward, and you will be happy to end all grievances and hatreds with one knife.

While sleeping, Gu Tao had a dream. He dreamed that a very beautiful girl appeared in his dream. The girl called her daddy, and then brought a crooked man and said it was her. Boyfriend, she only loves this one person in her life.

After dreaming of this, Gu Tao woke up in a cold sweat.

"Damn..." He cursed secretly, then kicked the table in front of him away: "Satania, call Xiu Ling and tell her that if my sister finds a boyfriend who doesn't know what to do, she will hang her up." It has been exposed to wind and sun for 300 years on the top of Kunlun."

After Xiu Ling received the call, she was stunned. She looked at her sister who was rolling on the carpet in panda pajamas, and then said after a long silence, "Is your captain sick?"

"I think he may have a midlife crisis, would you like to come over and comfort him?"

"How to comfort? Give him a fan dance?"

"That's your business, if you like it, it's okay." Satania replied very succinctly: "Anyway, this is a good opportunity, because according to the probability calculation, if you don't come before ten o'clock tomorrow morning, he may You will be comforted by Miss Jingyuan, and your favorability will be +10."

"Just add it, what does it have to do with me?"

"Okay, bye."

At 08:30 the next morning, Gu Tao just woke up, and when he was sitting in the warm sun of early spring squinting his eyes and looking at the sky, Xiu Ling suddenly appeared in front of him with a bun in his mouth, and Gu Tao was taken aback by her .

"What kind of image do you have?"

Today's Xiuling is extraordinarily casual, wearing a long pink down jacket, a pair of ordinary jeans and white shoes, and her hair is also casually pulled up in a bun, with the usual warm image of Kunlun, which is either Milan's new style or Paris' new style Totally inconsistent.

"is there a problem?"

"It's okay if Jingyuan is like this, but if you're like this, I think you're sick."

"You are sick." Xiu Ling jumped down from the window sill: "Go out for a stroll."

Gu Tao: "???"

"I'm going to buy new year's goods." Xiu Ling pulled Gu Tao up: "Let's go."

"Your eldest lady still needs to buy new year's goods in person?"

"Nonsense! Hurry up."
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There will be more.

I slept from about one o'clock last night until 08:30 this night, and my whole body seemed to be falling apart... I wrote this chapter with a heavy heart.

(End of this chapter)