Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 697 If you want to be cute, be cute to the end.

"What do you think we should do? Tomorrow is Monday, and on Monday I'm going to have adaptive contact with those young ladies."

The prince was sitting in a small teahouse in the shopping mall, opposite Yin Rong and the kitten. He had a sad face and looked very painful.

"What else can I do, I can only go, although I don't like them, but it's uncle's order, what can you do."

"Yes, what can I do?"

The prince is very desperate. Now he sees that Gu Tao is cowardly. He can be said to be a very happy person at ordinary times, but every time when Gu Tao appears, he must stand with his hands down and stand beside him honestly. Really dare not even breathe.

"I don't think I'm afraid of anything, but when I see him, my feet tremble." The prince propped his head on one hand: "I don't see my dad being so cowardly, and he has a terrible temper."

"I think it's okay." The kitten blinked and said, "I'm usually very kind to me."

Yin Rong stirred the coffee in the cup, and suddenly said: "You are not important."

"Hey, Rong Rong, you're going too far!" The kitten grinned at Yin Rong, "You won't even let me go."

"fact."

Yin Rong lowered her eyelids and didn't even bother to say a word. Just like her master Xin Chen, she was a lazy dog ​​to others, but when she was trained, she was not only fierce but also ruthless. In his words, the current slack One day in the future, it will be exchanged with one's life.

I think it is the same with Uncle Gu. The prince is not qualified to enter the inner sect, but he was taken out to be trained alone, and even the entire material warehouse was allowed to be used by him. I am afraid that he is the only one in this world who has this honor. .

It is understandable to be fierce towards him, at least Yin Rong thinks so.Gu Tao had taught her a class on inheritance before, and it was very clear in it, that is the difference between a master and a teacher.Master, master, master is like a father, not only to impart knowledge but also to undertake the future of apprentices, this is for the sake of the ancients wanting to worship a good master, no matter it is knowledge or craft.The teacher is relatively just a consideration. You pay the tuition and I teach you something. It doesn’t matter if you learn it or not. Anyway, I will leave after class. My duty is to correspond to that class, not to you as a person.

"You should be happy."

Yin Rong raised her eyelids and glanced at the prince lightly.

"Of course I'm happy, just look..."

He rolled up his sleeves, and there were strips of red marks all over his arms. It looked like it had been a few days, but the redness and swelling had not faded, and they were very clear.

The kitten laughed when it saw it: "Have you been beaten?"

"Ang..." the prince sighed, "Just because I tried to hedge my energy, he beat me into a zebra, saying it was to make me remember."

"Good fight." Yin Rong's rather cold voice came, but it was only three words, nothing more.

While speaking, the prince's bracelet suddenly trembled, and he immediately raised his head and looked around.

"what happened?"

"Advanced authority coverage, hold the grass...he's here, he's here..."

After hearing this, the kitten immediately ran out of the booth, circled around the railing on the third floor, and then ran back with a quick stride: "It's really here."

"where?"

"On the first floor, there is an old lady beside me. I don't know who she is."

Yin Rong stood up with a swish: "Look."

After paying the bill, the prince followed the two of them, and then began to search for Gu Tao's traces. When they saw Gu Tao in a sloppy tracksuit with his hands in his pockets and the dead old woman in Barbie pink down jacket next to him, the three of them hid quietly. side.

"I think there is something wrong with Uncle." As a half-demon, the kitten has exceptionally sharp spiritual sense: "His aura is different."

"Yeah." Yin Rong nodded.

The prince licked an ice cream and said in a rambling manner, "It's like a couple whose relationship has broken down and came out to apply for a divorce certificate a year ago."

"Eh? When you put it that way, it really looks a bit like it." The kitten nodded, "I'll come as soon as I go."

She walked through the crowd sensitively, the purpose was to see who the pink old woman was, but when she saw the person next to Gu Tao, she was so shocked... she ran back like a shit.

"Oh my god." The kitten said out of breath, "That old pink lady is a fucking cultivator! Heaven beats me."

The prince blinked: "Who is cultivating spirits?"

"An annoying guy, my senior sister and I have been bullied before." Kitten said indignantly, "It's just hateful."

"How did they get together?" the prince asked curiously.

"Let's go." The kitten tugged Yin Rong and the prince: "Let's go quickly, that guy probably found us, but he didn't say anything, it will be cold if we get closer."

Yin Rong was silent for a while, then nodded: "Let's go."

Just as they fled the mall at high speed, Xiu Ling stopped and turned to look at the place where they disappeared, while Gu Tao still had his hands in his pockets: "What are you looking at?"

"small bug."

"Have we been followed?" Gu Tao raised his wrist: "Sa..."

But his movements were restrained by Xiu Ling, who shook his head lightly: "It's okay, let's go."

Gu Tao was very tired these two days, and he didn't bother to bother, so he continued to stand there with his hands in his pockets: "Aren't you doing New Year's goods, what are you doing here?"

"Haven't you bought new clothes for a long time?" Xiu Ling turned around and glanced at him: "It's almost Chinese New Year, I'll bring you here to buy clothes."

"It's enough for me to wear the base uniform, and I have several trench coats and all."

"You can't wear work clothes like normal clothes."

"Kunlun Nuannuan's addiction to clothes has come up again?"

Xiu Ling sighed, pushed Gu Tao's back and walked forward: "Yes, yes, let's go."

Tossing Gu Tao is actually a very interesting thing. His mouth is particularly damaged, and coupled with his mental state is not very good, it becomes a new version of the boat that has never appeared before. , but whenever he sees a piece of clothing, no matter what the salesperson recommends, he can tell people that it is a piece of clothing that a green fur turtle would wear without changing his face.

But Xiuling completely blocked this guy's beeping, and chose on his own, and stuffed it into Gu Tao's arms after he chose it, and then dragged him to try it on, watching Gu Tao curse and try on clothes, Xiuling I laughed very happily.

However, Kunlun Nuannuan lived up to her reputation. She matched Gu Tao's outfits and even asked the manager of the clothing store to come over and discuss whether the clothes could even be given away for free if Gu Tao was allowed to be a model.And Gu Tao has also experienced everything from the British yuppie style to the executive business style to the ascetic mature male style. It not only fits his appearance but also exaggerates some features, making the originally slovenly Gu Tao look energetic. Full of charm, even the untrimmed stubble is full of charm.

"This one, this one, this one." Kunlun Nuannuan was still choosing: "Bring those crocodile leather shoes too."

The whole store was busy, and Xiu Ling, who was dressed like an old woman, transformed into a senior stylist, constantly directing Gu Tao to play dress-up games.

"Miss, don't you want to try it? We have high-end ready-to-wear in our store."

When Xiu Ling heard this, he patted the dust on his body: "Clothes are not worthy of high-end."

After finishing speaking, she pointed to the women's clothing column not far away: "Those three pieces, and those pants and those boots."

She took the clothes and walked in, took off the pink old lady coat, put on a very ascetic windbreaker, let go of the big waves tied into a bun, put on sunglasses and put on makeup, when she went out Gu Tao, who was waiting for her outside, missed half a beat in his heart, and other passers-by looked at the person in front of him in surprise.

"Big waves of scumbags."

"Get lost." Xiu Ling elbowed Gu Tao, then raised his head and said to the clerk, "Just the two of us, let's pay the bill."

The clerk was completely confused, looking up and down Xiu Ling, this is not changing clothes... This is a big change.

"No money?"

After giving the money, Gu Tao was just about to enter the locker room to change into his sportswear, but was pulled over by Xiu Ling, took off the hang tag, and tidied up the collar of his shirt by the way, patted his buttocks and said :"that's all."

After finishing speaking, she directly took Gu Tao's arm and walked out, or she was dragged out.

"I don't think it's interesting for you to do this." Seeing people around you turning their heads frequently, Gu Tao leaned into Xiu Ling's ear and whispered, "You should let me wear your old woman's pink padded jacket, and then you carry me like this, Let people think that I am really rich, and you are the kind of beautiful third child who is taken care of by the local boss. This can not only show that I am more beautiful than you, but also show that I am rich. You make women jealous and men envy me. How good it is to provoke women to yearn for and make men to hold grudges. At first glance, you will not play with people's hearts, and you will not be able to pretend to be forceful. Now that you are like this, people will not be able to climb high at first sight. Just being appreciated by others is like watching monkeys. It's boring. Do you understand, the premise of pretending to be aggressive is that you have to be hated by others."

"Why are you so hated?" Xiu Ling gritted her molars and looked back at Gu Tao: "Is it annoying?"

"You smell so good."

"Really?" Xiu Ling's eyes lit up: "Do you like it?"

"It's okay." Gu Tao put one hand on the back of Xiu Ling's head: "Not sexy."

After maintaining this position for a while, Xiu Ling suddenly felt something was wrong. She touched the back of her head and found that the hair on the back of her head was actually braided out by that bitch Gu Tao.

"Gu Tao!!!" Xiu Ling roared angrily like a lion about to get angry: "You really don't look like a human being."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Gu Tao ran away after laughing, and after Xiu Ling untied his braid, he looked at Gu Tao who was running happily forward with his hips crossed, and then he burst into laughter: "Naughty animal..."

This thing is really not a gentleman at all, how can you go and braid the girls around you?Is this what people do?

(End of this chapter)