Earth Survival Guide
Chapter 617 The Dirty World of Adults
Chapter 617 The Dirty World of Adults
"Yun Zhongjun, how many years have you and Gu not talked like this?"
"Your Majesty, forty-five years."
"Alas... It's been 3000 years. 3000 years have gone by in a blink of an eye, Mr. Yun Zhong." Taiyi personally picked up the teapot and poured a cup for Yun Zhongzi: "Jun. Yun Zhong, the lonely king knows that you still hate me for sneaking up on your senior brother. But it’s been 3000 years.”
"I dare not."
"Minister... When have you ever been a minister in front of Gu. We grew up together, how can Gu not understand your thoughts?" Tai Yi sighed silently: "What is your plan in the current situation of 33 days?"
"I dare not make mistakes in front of Your Majesty."
"Nonsense! You are a 33-day person. Even if you have a big grievance with Gu Youtian, you can't watch 33 days fall in our hands." Tai Yi frowned, and the brows were full of the emperor's sternness: "Yun Zhongzi, Yun Zhongzi, when did you become so small!"
"Your Majesty, I don't understand."
"Forget it, if you don't want to work hard, your disciples and grandchildren will be much more promising than you."
Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, but quickly lowered his eyelids silently again: "I still don't understand what Your Majesty means."
"Do you really think that Gu is an old fool? Gu has ruled for more than 33 days and ten thousand years. Even Di Jun is not qualified enough to compare with me. Is it because of luck alone? Or because of a little pet like a phoenix?" Tai Yizhai Putting down the golden crown, loosened his long hair: "Do you really think that your younger generation can't see the embezzlement?"
"Since your majesty knows, why tell me these things? Besides, even if your majesty knows it well, what can you do to him?"
Tai Yi sighed deeply, the teacup in his hand was hovering over his mouth, his expression was serious: "Of course I want to tell you, could it be possible to tell Fenghuang? You are the only talent left in your hands."
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the compliment."
"I am 33 days old, and after thousands of years, I am now in such a state of decay. The inner family is like a tiger, and it is still falling apart in 33 days. I am lonely." Taiyi sighed: "So I have a plan."
"Please make it clear, Your Majesty."
"Mr. Yunzhong, do you know that Gu recently learned a new word in the world, called retirement."
After Taiyi finished speaking, Yun Zhongzi spewed out a sip of tea. He realized that he had lost his composure, and hurriedly bowed his hands to Taiyi to express his apology, but Taiyi just shook his head and laughed: "Mr. Yunzhong, who do you think will take the lonely Is the location better?"
"I don't know."
"In terms of seniority, Di Jun, Haotian, and Lu Ya are all qualified. But Di Jun is soft-tempered, ruthless and unscrupulous. He is not a hero. If he succeeds, it will definitely attract blood and blood, and there will be a shocking match with the inner sect." War, 33 days may be gone by then. Haotian is suitable, but he is more than brave, lacks strategy, the courage of a common man often does bad things, and he ignores them when he is hot-headed. 33 days are no longer the 33 days of the year. It will only ruin our lineage. As for Lu Ya, it would be great if you, a senior brother, are willing to take over. It's a pity... It's a pity that I did a wrong thing alone back then. Ya has stopped meddling in common matters now, he is just as unwilling to forgive the Gu Wang as you are." Tai Yi shook his head silently and said: "Mr. Gu can't give the throne to your junior, right?"
"Your Majesty, he doesn't have that ability."
"Whether he has that ability or not, you know better than Gu. Gu knew who he was the first day he saw him." Taiyi chuckled lightly: "Can you fool Phoenix more than Gu? Even if you cover up your breath, cover up He has lost his vitality, but who can be fooled by the appearance of the emperor and the high hanging Ziwei emperor star? He can only fool the Phoenix. On the day of the 33rd day, when the solitary face to face with him, the solitary Beichen star was actually suppressed by him One end, a counterfeit can also overwhelm Gu? Sigh... Yun Zhongjun, Yun Zhongjun, you forgot who Gu is."
Yun Zhongzi's eyes widened suddenly, Donghuang Taiyi Donghuang Taiyi... Donghuang is a human emperor!
A human emperor who is in charge of the demon sect, everyone thinks he is a demon, and he is indeed a demon, but he is the human emperor Taiyi.
"Your Majesty, please advise."
"Gu is just pretending to be stupid to see what kind of person this person is. If he is smart and capable, after several trainings, what if I give him these 33 days? Don't forget, Yun Zhongjun, Gu Helu I and you are the brothers, and the inner sect is established in my hands. If I can combine 33 days and the inner sect into one in Gu's hands, what great achievement do you think it is? It's just that although Gu intended it, Di Jun , Haotian will definitely not allow it, do you have any plans?"
Yun Zhongzi shook his head lightly: "The 33 days are divided into three parts."
"How confident is Yun Zhongjun?"
"I dare not say anything."
"Then it seems that Gu still needs to pretend to be stupid for a while. By the way, where has that kid been these past few days?"
"Going to a foreign country to protect the demon spirit being chased by the dust python."
"Dust Mang is so courageous, do you really think that Gu can't deal with him?"
"But at His Majesty's orders." Yun Zhongzi clasped his hands together.
And Taiyi looked Yun Zhongzi up and down, and then pointed at him with a smile: "You, you, you who don't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles, you started to volunteer when you heard Gu's idea?
Yun Zhongzi smiled without saying a word.
"Okay, let's let Dust Python be a whetstone. I don't want to get involved. And judging from the current situation, 33 days may really depend on him to get up. He arranged fifty qualifications before. The best children for Fenghuang, right?"
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Taiyi thought for a while, then stroked his chin and pondered for a moment: "Isn't it a waste to give it to Fenghuang? I can't wait for the next 3000 years, so go and order Fenghuang to send those children here, and you, Yun Zhongjun, will teach them yourself. "
Yun Zhongzi was stunned for a moment, then knelt down in front of Tai Yi with his hands clasped in fists, "Thank you, Your Majesty."
"Do you understand what Gu means? Yun Zhongjun?"
"Minister, I understand."
"Hahahahaha..." Taiyi stood up, with his hands behind his back: "I'm tired of being lonely, and I plan to go to this world to play for a few days. You can take care of the affairs here on behalf of the lonely."
Looking at Tai Yi's back, Yun Zhongzi frowned slightly. He suddenly couldn't understand what Tai Yi was thinking. This man who has been the Emperor of Heaven for thousands of years is really incomprehensible.
But no matter what, he directly ordered Yun Zhongzi to teach those people, which has conveyed a very clear message. This is a secret method completion plan. Because there was no Heavenly Emperor ordering him not to teach the secret technique, and now...
Suddenly there are fifty more apprentices, and these fifty apprentices are all from the inner sect. This meaning is really too obvious. It is to let Yun Zhongzi complete the missing secret method for the inner sect. Taiyi The idea is also very straightforward, that is, you can't stop it, but no matter what, you all practice the authentic exercises for me for 33 days, such as the tattered Kunlun, the tattered Shushan, and the improvement of shit, and then you can have authentic ones good?
Although this is a bit suspected of forcibly joining the incense, it is undoubtedly the best choice. Taiyi is Taiyi after all...
"By the way, go warn Dust Python and ask him to restrain Gu. After you see him, give this to him." Taiyi handed Yun Zhongzi a bookmark: "Don't force Gu to do it himself."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
"By the way, that kid from the Zhuxian Sword Formation that day, you give him the decent Zhuxian Sword Formation, don't make any crooked things, shame on you."
"His Majesty……"
Even Yun Zhongzi was shocked this time. The Zhuxian Sword Formation is a secret that has not been passed on for 33 days. If it is really passed on to Xin Chen, once he has any evil intentions...
"Three volumes combined into one is the real immortal." Taiyi laughed, with an intriguing hint of laughter.
Yun Zhongzi's heart beat heavily, and he raised his head: "Your Majesty... you want to start a war?"
"For the affairs of the world, if they are divided for a long time, they must be united, and if they are united for a long time, they will be divided. 33 days have been too long to be united and too long to be divided."
Two hours later, Fenghuang smashed everything in the house to pieces, and then sat on the sofa crying. Just at this time, Zhengfeng came back from work. When he opened the door, he was shocked by the scene in the house. After looking around, he asked, "Have you been stolen?"
"Taiyi old man! My mother and him are at odds!!!"
Zhengfeng: "???"
"What did he do?"
"That old bastard took away all the people my son-in-law gave me, and left none of them to me!!! Not a single one!" Fenghuang held Zhengfeng's shoulders with both hands and shook them vigorously: "That old bastard, I'm going to kill him."
Zhengfeng foamed at the mouth after about 30 seconds.
After finally waking up, Zhengfeng sat on the sofa and stroked his chin in silence for a while, then suddenly raised his head: "I have a showdown, I don't pretend anymore. In fact, I always thought he was my son-in-law."
"You want to snatch your son-in-law from my mother?"
"Then what do you want me to do?"
"That's a counterfeit!"
"I don't care if he's fake or not, as long as my daughter likes it."
"My daughter likes it too!"
Zhengfeng rolled up his sleeves: "So there is nothing to talk about? Let's make a move."
Zhengfeng fell unconscious about 30 seconds later.
After finally waking up, Zhengfeng sat on the sofa and stroked his chin in silence for a while, then suddenly started: "It seems that you are really killing me."
After finishing speaking, he grabbed a lock of hair on the sofa: "I don't have much hair in the first place, so you still grab a lock of hair for me."
"I'll take care of you." Fenghuang stood at the window with his arms folded: "Your family is smart and smart, so it's not easy to find a man? Look at my family, she's so stupid."
"Hey, hey, you've changed so fast. Before, you treated her like a dog. What's going on now? How about you act like a loving mother and a filial son? What about the dislike you had before?"
"Hey, why do you talk so much bullshit?"
"No need to talk?" Zhengfeng took out the mountain seal of Lingyu Town: "Then don't blame me for being serious."
After 10 minutes, the ambulance drove into the community, and then Zhengfeng was carried up like this. He was already in shock, and Fenghuang personally signed the organ transplant consent form.
(End of this chapter)
"Yun Zhongjun, how many years have you and Gu not talked like this?"
"Your Majesty, forty-five years."
"Alas... It's been 3000 years. 3000 years have gone by in a blink of an eye, Mr. Yun Zhong." Taiyi personally picked up the teapot and poured a cup for Yun Zhongzi: "Jun. Yun Zhong, the lonely king knows that you still hate me for sneaking up on your senior brother. But it’s been 3000 years.”
"I dare not."
"Minister... When have you ever been a minister in front of Gu. We grew up together, how can Gu not understand your thoughts?" Tai Yi sighed silently: "What is your plan in the current situation of 33 days?"
"I dare not make mistakes in front of Your Majesty."
"Nonsense! You are a 33-day person. Even if you have a big grievance with Gu Youtian, you can't watch 33 days fall in our hands." Tai Yi frowned, and the brows were full of the emperor's sternness: "Yun Zhongzi, Yun Zhongzi, when did you become so small!"
"Your Majesty, I don't understand."
"Forget it, if you don't want to work hard, your disciples and grandchildren will be much more promising than you."
Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, but quickly lowered his eyelids silently again: "I still don't understand what Your Majesty means."
"Do you really think that Gu is an old fool? Gu has ruled for more than 33 days and ten thousand years. Even Di Jun is not qualified enough to compare with me. Is it because of luck alone? Or because of a little pet like a phoenix?" Tai Yizhai Putting down the golden crown, loosened his long hair: "Do you really think that your younger generation can't see the embezzlement?"
"Since your majesty knows, why tell me these things? Besides, even if your majesty knows it well, what can you do to him?"
Tai Yi sighed deeply, the teacup in his hand was hovering over his mouth, his expression was serious: "Of course I want to tell you, could it be possible to tell Fenghuang? You are the only talent left in your hands."
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the compliment."
"I am 33 days old, and after thousands of years, I am now in such a state of decay. The inner family is like a tiger, and it is still falling apart in 33 days. I am lonely." Taiyi sighed: "So I have a plan."
"Please make it clear, Your Majesty."
"Mr. Yunzhong, do you know that Gu recently learned a new word in the world, called retirement."
After Taiyi finished speaking, Yun Zhongzi spewed out a sip of tea. He realized that he had lost his composure, and hurriedly bowed his hands to Taiyi to express his apology, but Taiyi just shook his head and laughed: "Mr. Yunzhong, who do you think will take the lonely Is the location better?"
"I don't know."
"In terms of seniority, Di Jun, Haotian, and Lu Ya are all qualified. But Di Jun is soft-tempered, ruthless and unscrupulous. He is not a hero. If he succeeds, it will definitely attract blood and blood, and there will be a shocking match with the inner sect." War, 33 days may be gone by then. Haotian is suitable, but he is more than brave, lacks strategy, the courage of a common man often does bad things, and he ignores them when he is hot-headed. 33 days are no longer the 33 days of the year. It will only ruin our lineage. As for Lu Ya, it would be great if you, a senior brother, are willing to take over. It's a pity... It's a pity that I did a wrong thing alone back then. Ya has stopped meddling in common matters now, he is just as unwilling to forgive the Gu Wang as you are." Tai Yi shook his head silently and said: "Mr. Gu can't give the throne to your junior, right?"
"Your Majesty, he doesn't have that ability."
"Whether he has that ability or not, you know better than Gu. Gu knew who he was the first day he saw him." Taiyi chuckled lightly: "Can you fool Phoenix more than Gu? Even if you cover up your breath, cover up He has lost his vitality, but who can be fooled by the appearance of the emperor and the high hanging Ziwei emperor star? He can only fool the Phoenix. On the day of the 33rd day, when the solitary face to face with him, the solitary Beichen star was actually suppressed by him One end, a counterfeit can also overwhelm Gu? Sigh... Yun Zhongjun, Yun Zhongjun, you forgot who Gu is."
Yun Zhongzi's eyes widened suddenly, Donghuang Taiyi Donghuang Taiyi... Donghuang is a human emperor!
A human emperor who is in charge of the demon sect, everyone thinks he is a demon, and he is indeed a demon, but he is the human emperor Taiyi.
"Your Majesty, please advise."
"Gu is just pretending to be stupid to see what kind of person this person is. If he is smart and capable, after several trainings, what if I give him these 33 days? Don't forget, Yun Zhongjun, Gu Helu I and you are the brothers, and the inner sect is established in my hands. If I can combine 33 days and the inner sect into one in Gu's hands, what great achievement do you think it is? It's just that although Gu intended it, Di Jun , Haotian will definitely not allow it, do you have any plans?"
Yun Zhongzi shook his head lightly: "The 33 days are divided into three parts."
"How confident is Yun Zhongjun?"
"I dare not say anything."
"Then it seems that Gu still needs to pretend to be stupid for a while. By the way, where has that kid been these past few days?"
"Going to a foreign country to protect the demon spirit being chased by the dust python."
"Dust Mang is so courageous, do you really think that Gu can't deal with him?"
"But at His Majesty's orders." Yun Zhongzi clasped his hands together.
And Taiyi looked Yun Zhongzi up and down, and then pointed at him with a smile: "You, you, you who don't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles, you started to volunteer when you heard Gu's idea?
Yun Zhongzi smiled without saying a word.
"Okay, let's let Dust Python be a whetstone. I don't want to get involved. And judging from the current situation, 33 days may really depend on him to get up. He arranged fifty qualifications before. The best children for Fenghuang, right?"
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Taiyi thought for a while, then stroked his chin and pondered for a moment: "Isn't it a waste to give it to Fenghuang? I can't wait for the next 3000 years, so go and order Fenghuang to send those children here, and you, Yun Zhongjun, will teach them yourself. "
Yun Zhongzi was stunned for a moment, then knelt down in front of Tai Yi with his hands clasped in fists, "Thank you, Your Majesty."
"Do you understand what Gu means? Yun Zhongjun?"
"Minister, I understand."
"Hahahahaha..." Taiyi stood up, with his hands behind his back: "I'm tired of being lonely, and I plan to go to this world to play for a few days. You can take care of the affairs here on behalf of the lonely."
Looking at Tai Yi's back, Yun Zhongzi frowned slightly. He suddenly couldn't understand what Tai Yi was thinking. This man who has been the Emperor of Heaven for thousands of years is really incomprehensible.
But no matter what, he directly ordered Yun Zhongzi to teach those people, which has conveyed a very clear message. This is a secret method completion plan. Because there was no Heavenly Emperor ordering him not to teach the secret technique, and now...
Suddenly there are fifty more apprentices, and these fifty apprentices are all from the inner sect. This meaning is really too obvious. It is to let Yun Zhongzi complete the missing secret method for the inner sect. Taiyi The idea is also very straightforward, that is, you can't stop it, but no matter what, you all practice the authentic exercises for me for 33 days, such as the tattered Kunlun, the tattered Shushan, and the improvement of shit, and then you can have authentic ones good?
Although this is a bit suspected of forcibly joining the incense, it is undoubtedly the best choice. Taiyi is Taiyi after all...
"By the way, go warn Dust Python and ask him to restrain Gu. After you see him, give this to him." Taiyi handed Yun Zhongzi a bookmark: "Don't force Gu to do it himself."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
"By the way, that kid from the Zhuxian Sword Formation that day, you give him the decent Zhuxian Sword Formation, don't make any crooked things, shame on you."
"His Majesty……"
Even Yun Zhongzi was shocked this time. The Zhuxian Sword Formation is a secret that has not been passed on for 33 days. If it is really passed on to Xin Chen, once he has any evil intentions...
"Three volumes combined into one is the real immortal." Taiyi laughed, with an intriguing hint of laughter.
Yun Zhongzi's heart beat heavily, and he raised his head: "Your Majesty... you want to start a war?"
"For the affairs of the world, if they are divided for a long time, they must be united, and if they are united for a long time, they will be divided. 33 days have been too long to be united and too long to be divided."
Two hours later, Fenghuang smashed everything in the house to pieces, and then sat on the sofa crying. Just at this time, Zhengfeng came back from work. When he opened the door, he was shocked by the scene in the house. After looking around, he asked, "Have you been stolen?"
"Taiyi old man! My mother and him are at odds!!!"
Zhengfeng: "???"
"What did he do?"
"That old bastard took away all the people my son-in-law gave me, and left none of them to me!!! Not a single one!" Fenghuang held Zhengfeng's shoulders with both hands and shook them vigorously: "That old bastard, I'm going to kill him."
Zhengfeng foamed at the mouth after about 30 seconds.
After finally waking up, Zhengfeng sat on the sofa and stroked his chin in silence for a while, then suddenly raised his head: "I have a showdown, I don't pretend anymore. In fact, I always thought he was my son-in-law."
"You want to snatch your son-in-law from my mother?"
"Then what do you want me to do?"
"That's a counterfeit!"
"I don't care if he's fake or not, as long as my daughter likes it."
"My daughter likes it too!"
Zhengfeng rolled up his sleeves: "So there is nothing to talk about? Let's make a move."
Zhengfeng fell unconscious about 30 seconds later.
After finally waking up, Zhengfeng sat on the sofa and stroked his chin in silence for a while, then suddenly started: "It seems that you are really killing me."
After finishing speaking, he grabbed a lock of hair on the sofa: "I don't have much hair in the first place, so you still grab a lock of hair for me."
"I'll take care of you." Fenghuang stood at the window with his arms folded: "Your family is smart and smart, so it's not easy to find a man? Look at my family, she's so stupid."
"Hey, hey, you've changed so fast. Before, you treated her like a dog. What's going on now? How about you act like a loving mother and a filial son? What about the dislike you had before?"
"Hey, why do you talk so much bullshit?"
"No need to talk?" Zhengfeng took out the mountain seal of Lingyu Town: "Then don't blame me for being serious."
After 10 minutes, the ambulance drove into the community, and then Zhengfeng was carried up like this. He was already in shock, and Fenghuang personally signed the organ transplant consent form.
(End of this chapter)
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