Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 616 Dealing with smart people is annoying.

Smart man... Gu Tao really thinks this guy is really smart. Thinking of the not-so-smart sub in the Phoenix series, Gu Tao really thinks that the Red Devils are very difficult to deal with.

"There are 140 demon spirits here, and one died this morning." Xin Chen whispered, "Now there are 140, who cares about this?"

"I'll take care of it." Xiaohong raised her chin: "Within three days, I will give 33 days an explanation."

"The 33 days have nothing to do with me. You have to give me an explanation." Xin Chen refused to take a step back: "No, don't blame me for being rude."

"Of course, it's just that you need to communicate with 33 days? About the Yaomen..."

At this time, Gu Tao couldn't bear it anymore, and he quietly told Xin Chen, "Show him off and let him go."

Xin Chen nodded, then stood up, and came in front of the Red Devil. Suddenly, a huge sword energy surged out from behind him. The momentum of the spirit is even greater.

The face of the spider next to him changed suddenly, but the red devil stood there with a changed face, watching the thousands of troops formed by Xuantian sword energy rumbling away from him, quite calm.

"roll."

"Then I'll take my leave." The red devil smiled and cupped his hands towards Xin Chen: "I won't disturb Xin Dixian's elegant mood."

Xin Chen returned to the chair and sat down, while the Red Devil also turned his head and got into the helicopter, and then flew into the sky with a chug.

"Sir, weren't you afraid just now? I was scared to death, that person is so scary..." The calves of the girl next to the Red Devil were trembling: "How could there be such a scary person."

"I'm afraid... how can I not be afraid." Hong Mo took a long breath: "But I know I will be fine."

After finishing speaking, Hong Mo leaned on the seat and wiped the cold sweat off his neck: "In just a few years, this monster has grown to this point..."

Watching the Red Devil leave, even if Gu Tao hadn't told Xin Chen, he actually knew that these demon spirits would be fine. The Red Devil's brain was there, and knowing that Xin Chen was ordered to come to this place, he would never let him go again. The younger brother under him came out to give away the head. Xin Dixian's ability is well-known in the circle. Since he is here, he will give some face no matter what, there is no doubt about it.

So, this matter has come to an end, but Gu Tao said that the task is over, but Xin Chen still doesn't want to leave, saying that he will wait until the person who picks them up arrives. After telling him the reason...

"Xin Chen, how dare you say you're not a lolicon?"

Although Xin Chen strongly opposed it, he was quite helpless in the face of such an unreasonable person as Gu Tao. Fight him, he has hundreds of ways to make you realize that you are really a lolicon.But let's not argue with him, and the fact that he is actually a pervert has been confirmed, so Xin Chen is very distressed.

But that little vampire loli is really cute. Apart from being pretty, that kind of innocent kindness is very beautiful. She has already been burned, so she shouldn't be hurt by anything. If it wasn't for Gu Tao's repeated emphasis on not being able to take the little girl home, Xin Chen would definitely take this little thing back.

"Junior brother, why can you take the little girl home casually, but I can't?"

"Do you insist on calling Xiaofeng a little girl?"

"Oh..." Xin Chen glanced back at the little vampire not far away: "But she is really cute."

"Cute is cute, but you can't take her away just because she is cute. Don't you know that vampires are social creatures? If you take her away by force, she will always be a little girl."

"why?"

"Let you be ignorant!"

Vampires are actually a very special group. They are standard cluster creatures. Movies and TV shows are full of nonsense, because vampires grow up relying on the inheritance of family elders, and the time for them to accept inheritance is very short. If there is no time to obtain the inheritance without warning, then this vampire will only be a juvenile body, so weak that it is not even as good as a teenager who has exercised a little.

And if Xin Chen delays that little vampire's inheritance time, then her lifespan will not only be greatly shortened, but she will also age rapidly.If Xin Chen really likes it, it's not impossible to get it back after she receives the inheritance. After all, the hybrids of humans and vampires are very beautiful.

This is why even in the black market, no one sells juvenile vampires, because they are not worth the price and cannot be sold, and generally they will be bought by perverts at a low price and used as toys when they appear rarely.

Therefore, according to the "White Paper on the Existence of Vampires" provided by the base, vampires have been recognized as endangered species, ranking fourth on the protection list, and the top three are water monkeys/kappas, mermaids, and forest goddesses.

The Forest Goddess ranks first in rarity, so far there are only three living ones, and one of them is the long-famous Nine-Colored Deer Big Sister.The remaining two, one in Sweden, are married and have children, and the other is in Japan, with grandchildren.

In other words, after the death of these three forest goddesses, such beautiful and holy demon spirits will no longer exist in this world, so they are listed as No. 1 in the "Rare Demon Spirit Protection List", a special protection.The nickname is the demon who sits and wears at the bottom of the prison.

Want to artificially reproduce... This is almost impossible, because it is called a goddess, how to reproduce?The only way for the pure-blooded forest goddess to be born is for nature to conceive this clever and lovable child to help humans. But now as humans are getting more and more gnawing at the old age, nature can't wait for humans to die, how is it possible? Then give dogs to force humans to give birth to a forest goddess.

Vampires are actually similar. People say that the ancestor of vampires is Cain, which is wrong. Strictly speaking, their branch is called contagious vampires, and this little vampire girl is a demon spirit vampire. She does not drink blood. Her main food is fruit and various fermented products. She is as rare as a mermaid. Several of the most famous wine estates in Europe are run by this kind of vampire. This little vampire is going to join relatives in Europe.

If this caused trouble to Xin Chen, Gu Tao would really have a hard time explaining it.

But since Xin Chen wants to stay, let him stay. It is good deeds to let him chat with people more. A person like him who has no friends in his life is actually quite pitiful. Now let him make friends in the fish pond It's a good thing, my friend, really.

Xin Chen makes friends... Gu Tao thinks that this is much more worth celebrating than when he has practiced a certain magic skill.

Sure enough, when Xin Chen returned to the caravan, the children in the demon spirit immediately surrounded him, and the little vampire whom Xin Chen liked so much happily raised his hands and begged for a hug.

The priest even came up to bless Xin Chen. Everyone said that they had never seen such a powerful and low-key person like him, and they saw that their protector lived in a tent for the past two days, and they immediately felt ashamed. Let him live in the RV.

At this moment, the Red Devils were returning in a helicopter, but suddenly saw a missile brushing against their helicopter and heading straight to the rear, the Red Devils and Spider were stunned for a moment, then the Red Devils opened the door and pointed in the direction of the RV: "Quick!! !!"

The spider didn't even have time to think, she jumped off the plane and rushed out. She glanced at the missiles around her and accelerated again!
When she got to the RV, Xin Chen looked at her sideways, and the spider pointed to the sky: "There are missiles!"

Xin Chen looked up, and sure enough a missile was coming towards them. Just as he was about to intercept it, the missile turned around and went back, and then Gu Tao's voice came: "What's the rush? Can you let it go?"

"Why not sooner?"

"I have to see the Red Devil's reaction." Gu Tao lowered his voice and said, "If he did it, then his ashes may be able to go home for the New Year."

Really, the moment the Red Devil saw the missile passing by, his heart was half cold. If he really just left, something happened over there, and the monster Earth Immortal was about to kill him in less than 20 seconds. The thing is, don't say that he is still valuable. Even if he can lay golden eggs every day, he will still have to die.

But fortunately, when he saw the missile returning the same way, he felt relieved.

"It seems that the expansion of the Red Devils has offended others." Gu Tao said with a smile: "Okay, you'd better stay there, it's not that simple."

"Yeah." Xin Chen responded, then looked at the spider next to him: "Thank you very much."

The spider just nodded, turned around and left quickly, while the startled little vampire hugged Xin Chen's neck and looked at the sky, tears pattering.

As for why Gu Tao didn't investigate, it was because he didn't think it was necessary, because this was Xiaohong's headache, and he wanted to put him to death. Why did Gu Tao interfere?The greatest rule for adults is to mind your own business.Who doesn’t have a mess to deal with?Right.

And here, Xin Chen finally stabilized the demon spirit, and Gu Tao was relieved. He just had to wait a few days for the smuggling boat to arrive. Demon spirits are all wanted criminals, and it won't be that easy to get out of customs.

"Finally I can rest for two days."

Gu Tao stretched his waist, and when he was about to find something to do, Liu Zi suddenly called.

"The big fish took the bait."

"How big is the fish?"

"Seven and half."

"I'm going to get the copy net."

This is a coded dialogue between the couple. I am afraid that no one can understand it, but in fact this is really a very simple coded language. The big fish means that the part that sinks under the water is very huge, and it is very heavy. Two and a half refers to the terminology of the ancient execution ground. A person's head weighs half and half, which means that this is a business to kill people. It is very easy to understand, really...

The vacation that he had prepared for was gone again, but Gu Tao had no complaints. The cult was really worthy of death and no one could be left behind.

"Why are you so fast?"

"It's too simple. I'll tell you later. Let's copy the guy first. It's your call or mine."

"You are amazing." Gu Tao said, "The anti-evil team is under your command."

"Come on, 05:30 pm, ready for action."

"receive."

(End of this chapter)