Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 6
"The thing is like this, you listen to my explanation."

"I don't listen I don't listen!"

"Stop messing around, dear."

"Then tell me, what is that!"

Xin Chen pointed at Gu Tao with an angry look on his face. Although the two had only known each other for two days, this guy lost his temper just like that. He looked a little stupid and didn't have the emotional intelligence of a normal person at all.

But if he is stupid, he must be stupid, Gu Tao actually explained to him patiently there, even he himself couldn't figure out why, could it be that he met true love?Or doomed?

No!Gu Tao believes that this is just to avoid silencing him, and it is definitely not because of special fate, nor because he thinks that this person is not good enough and needs the care of the society.

"You don't have any friends, do you?"

After Gu Tao asked this question, he felt a little regretful, Xin Chen... According to the social survey on him yesterday, it is not that this person has no friends, but has no friends at all.

"Okay, pretend I didn't ask. You have to promise not to tell my secret."

"Okay!" Xin Chen gritted his teeth and nodded.

In fact, this request is superfluous. Imagine a lone star with no friends going out and telling others that I have hired a new Iron Man. Guess if others will believe it?Normal people probably wouldn't believe it, right? If Gu Tao went out and said to others, "I have a guy who can fly swords", I'm afraid the effect would be the same.It's like he never lied about his alien identity, but no one ever believed him.

"Actually, I'm an alien."

"My God! Are there really aliens?" Xin Chen stared and circled Gu Tao three times: "Is your main body sitting in your current body, controlling your body like driving a car?" ?”

Gu Tao pushed his finger away from his face: "Stop watching movies, if it is a non-human race, the earth would have been destroyed long ago, and there is no non-human race in the entire galaxy."

"How do you know? Maybe there are other aliens hiding here like you?"

So a layman is a layman. Gu Tao’s home planet belongs to a second-class civilization. The radiation range of a second-class civilization is [-] light years. The reason why they are so fascinated by the discovery of the earth is because it is within their radiation range , the earth is the only civilization that has the possibility of evolving into a higher civilization. Other planets are either still in the state of primitive single-cell life or have just emerged with an atmosphere.

As for whether there are other aliens here, Gu Tao can categorically tell him "impossible", because entering the radiation range of advanced civilizations without authorization to perform any actions is tantamount to declaring war. Looking at the entire galaxy, no civilization would be stupid. When it comes to starting a war with a second-class civilization, as for the more advanced first-class civilization, it only exists in theory. There is a saying in academic circles that the second-class civilization is already the civilization with the highest evolutionary process, and can carry out long-distance interstellar travel and launch interstellar wars. , the first-class civilizations are those guys who created human beings in the literature.

There is a theory on the earth that humans evolved naturally, but this inference has long been overturned on the parent star, because the evolution of a human civilization can be said to be a coincidence, but a total of 32 human civilizations are known in the entire galaxy. Is this also a coincidence?
"I suddenly feel a little scary." Xin Chen gasped, "I really didn't expect that you are not human."

"You are not human. I went to donate blood last month." Gu Tao took out a blood donation certificate from his pocket and threw it in front of Xin Chen: "And speaking of it, don't you think there is something wrong with you? If you say I am a giant panda, and you are a golden monkey."

"But I'm not an alien!"

"What's the difference!" Gu Tao pouted: "According to my investigation, no one on earth can suspend 570 grams of metal in the air without using any equipment."

Xin Chen picked up the flying sword that had been wrapped in cloth again on the table and looked at it: "Is it really not there?"

"Sure and sure."

"Hahahaha, this sentence pattern is outdated, you are too outdated."

Gu Tao can be sure that Xin Chen's brain circuit is not normal, his focus is easily attracted by some strange places, and then he says some strange words.

"You..." Gu Tao looked at him heavily: "Do you seldom communicate with people?"

"It's okay, I usually go out to buy some things, and I also collect rent." Xin Chen said seriously, "Isn't this all about communicating with people?"

"Then let's simulate your usual communication, for example, I am a vegetable seller, what would you say."

Xin Chen thought for a while, pointed to the space in front of Gu Tao and said, "Boss, how much is the cucumber?"

"Three dollars and five."

"It's three catties."

Gu Tao was stunned: "No more?"

"It's gone, what else can I say?"

Understood, this is probably a senior-level nerd, he never went to school, all the knowledge he learned from the old man who took over his family property, and he has spent most of his life so far just learning how to Let the 570 grams of metal fly, so even though he is a native of the earth, his understanding of this world is not even as good as Gu Tao, an outsider who has only been here for six years.

However, this guy's ability to learn and accept new things is one of the most powerful. He can quickly accept the fact that Gu Tao is an alien, and he can even understand Gu Tao's purpose of coming here after a simple description.

In other words, this guy is very smart. Although there is a problem with the brain circuit, this is not the same as IQ.

"Did you tell people everywhere that you will use your... what kind of sword?"

"Feijian, its name is Mengxiong, and the allusion comes from Feixiong's entry into Wenwangmeng."

"Yes, Feijian. It's quite a fantasy setting."

"No, the old man said you can't say it casually, it will lead to death." Xin Chen spread his hands and said innocently: "But I don't think anyone will believe me if I say it."

Gu Tao patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, no one believes it is the best. I tell people everywhere that I am an alien, and no one will investigate me. They will only think that there is something wrong with my brain. Just like your subduing demons."

"But I really know how to subdue demons."

"I'm really an alien too."

The tone of the two people was unremarkable, but if someone saw the scene just now, I am afraid that they would not think that the brains of these two people are not working well. At least Feijian can use magic to cover it up, but Gu Tao's set is obviously not Earth. Technological armor doesn't make sense at all.

"Why did you show it to me? We've only known each other for a day."

"The old man said that we have three unique skills in our lineage, namely, observing qi, observing color, and observing face. The face of a person, your face is not a bad person."

Hmm... Although Gu Tao didn't quite understand, as an investigator, he was naturally curious about things that he didn't understand, so after listening, he lay down on the counter and whispered to Xin Chen: "Well, how about you teach me? It's useless anyway. I'm particularly curious about how this theological theory is applied in real life."

Xin Chen hesitated for a while, then nodded lightly: "But you promise me, you can't pass it on to others casually, and you can't use it to do bad things. I will clean up the door. And there is a teacher apprenticeship ceremony, and I can accept apprentices on behalf of the teacher. , and more..."

"What else, hurry up and say."

"Can you not go? I think I have a special affinity with you, the kind that hits you right away. I... I don't have any friends. "

Gu Tao patted him on the shoulder: "I won't leave if you take care of food and shelter."

"Okay!" After Xin Chen finished speaking, he took out the bag of dog food from the counter: "You eat first, then give me the five yuan, I'll go buy cakes, we each have half of it."

(End of this chapter)