Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 5 5. Come and kill me if you are a brother

Gu Tao didn’t know how to explain to this guy that normal people’s eyeballs cannot receive anything other than a small amount of colored light. Spiritual bodies belong to pure energy, just like electric energy. What people can see is only arc discharge, that is, The electric energy in the ionic state still depends on the electric pen most of the time.

Although there is no clear scientific research on things like ghosts and ghosts on Earth, there is already a complete technology tree on the home planet. Although it is not very useful to study this thing, most of it is because scientists are really boring. , but in the words of the late leader of the parent planet's academia, "Science is used to analyze everything. There are no unexplainable phenomena, only underdeveloped technology." Let's be more serious, in order to show that my technology is advanced enough.

"Your little Lulu may have gone to find a girlfriend."

"Little Lulu has no gender." Xin Chen looked at Gu Tao with the expression that if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense: "It's pure Yin Qi, it has no memory and no entity, where does it get its gender from?"

Although this sentence is slightly metaphysical, it is actually similar to the knowledge Gu Tao has learned, so when the mentally handicapped said such a sentence, Gu Tao's expression at that time was very exciting.

"brush teeth."

After Xin Chen saw Gu Tao's expression, he seemed to have immediately forgotten about his little green. He turned and walked into the bathroom, and then the sound of washing and Xin Chen's unpleasant alarm sounded.

"Is there something you are hiding from me? Honestly, are you a cult?"

Gu Tao seemed to have caught Xin Chen's unnaturalness, standing at the door of the bathroom, looking at Xin Chen who was sitting on the toilet with a mobile phone, their eyes met but there was no embarrassment at all.

"No, haha... right, haha..."

"Look how dead you are." Gu Tao turned around and walked downstairs, but he had already quietly activated the security procedures, and the spider robot in the room came within two meters of him in an instant.

The attack range of the spider robot is about five meters, and within five meters, their speed is faster than any bullet. If Xin Chen is a member of a cult organization who runs a black shop, as long as he wants to do any harm to Gu Tao, the spider robot can kill him. Torn to shreds.

"I just found five yuan in the pocket of the change of clothes in the bathroom. You can buy a pancake with it, half of it for each of us."

When Xin Chen came down from upstairs, Gu Tao was squatting at the door of the store and brushing his teeth. After hearing his voice, Gu Tao immediately became vigilant, like a frightened cat that almost blew its fur.

"What are you doing in a daze? Start work." Xin Chen came to the counter with a ration bag, turned on the computer and sat down: "I'm starting to play games, you go buy pancakes, and then we'll have breakfast."

Gu Tao glanced back at him, and found that he didn't seem to be attacking him because he saw through his true intention: "Are you really not from a cult?"

"I don't know if I'm a cult." Xin Chen said mysteriously as he leaned on the counter with his ass pouted, "When I was six years old, an old man passed by my house. He told my parents that I was the reincarnation of a demon star. People who are too close to me will be unlucky, and I can see ghosts since I was a child. So my parents believed it, so they stayed away from home all day, and then they eloped."

"Why does it sound so miserable to me?" Gu Tao touched his beardless chin: "Then how do you live so long?"

"The old man said that as long as anyone related to me can't be taken away, so they left everything behind, and the old man lived in my house, drinking and eating meat all day with my rent, and beat me."

This plot, emmmm... is a bit mysterious.

Gu Tao stared at Xin Chen, and said seriously, "You may have encountered a liar."

"Actually, I think so too, but the old man did teach me some things when he was free, but they were all nonsense, such as subduing demons and conquering demons, and using power to slay the universe. It's useless to learn these things. No, when people ask me what my academic qualifications are when I’m looking for a job, I can only say that I dropped out of elementary school and what my specialties are… I usually say that I can conquer demons.”

Subduing demons... Gu Tao tried not to laugh, after all, his experience was already miserable enough, although he felt happy no matter what he heard, but it would be really bad if he laughed out loud at this time.

"What happened later?" Gu Tao took out his ancestral little black book: "Go on."

"After he died, I still don't know anything, so I can only guard these few houses to earn money. And it seems that people who are really too close to me will be unlucky. I have invited several people before you The last one walked well and was crushed to death by a flower pot, the previous one ate fish and was scratched by a fishbone and bleeding to death, and the previous one fell into the sewer without a manhole cover."

"died?"

"No, it's a vegetable."

Gu Tao's expression was as if he saw someone drinking a large bowl of boy's urine in front of him and burping. He thought to himself that this grandson must have really opened a black shop, and no one of the waiters could survive here?Then he still recruits people?

Correct!
Gu Tao raised his head and asked angrily: "Then you still recruit me?"

"I'm not superstitious. The police have also come to investigate. They all said that it has nothing to do with me, nothing to do with it! I am innocent." Xin Chen said with a stubborn expression, "Do you think you are all right?"

Yes, yes, I'm fine, but if I didn't have a defense system and couldn't see your little Lulu last night, I guess I'd have a handsome ghost, and it was the kind that turned into a ghost.

Gu Tao sat on the stool with his arms crossed: "I quit."

"Don't, you will really be fine. I can see that your Yuan Yang Fire is very, very strong!"

"What is Yuanyanghuo?" Gu Tao tilted his head and took out a small notebook: "What does this term mean?"

"The reason why I thought you could see Xiaolulu was because your Yuanyang fire was too strong. I thought you were also a celestial master."

Gu Tao rubbed his face: "First explain what Yuanyanghuo is."

"Humans have three fires. The Yuanyang fire is the lump on the top of the head. The old man said that the stronger the Yuanyang fire, the stronger the vitality of a person, the kind that can survive even if the sky collapses." Xin Chen said with a serious and sincere face: "Your fire is up to the roof, I found out yesterday."

Well... Everyone likes to hear good things, and Gu Tao is no exception. He was immediately happy when he heard Xin Chen say that.Although I still don't understand things like Yuanyanghuo, some people say that their fate is good, so they are very happy.

"Then do you really know how to cast down demons?" Gu Tao looked at Xin Chen suspiciously: "Show me a show?"

Xin Chen was silent for a while, then silently raised his head and looked at Gu Tao: "Do you really want to see it?"

"It's really nice."

"Then you promise me not to leave after reading it, okay? I haven't had anyone to talk to me for a long time."

It's really pitiful, it's so lonely to say such a thing, but he also looks good-looking, if only a girl, Gu Tao really thinks the girls on the earth are very cute, those girls from the mother planet The IQ is too high, just telling a joke on the earth can amuse the girls, but telling a joke on the home planet, those girls have to make a logical argument, which is tiring to watch.

"All right, all right, I promise you."

Despite Xin Chen's pitiful appearance, Gu Tao was actually not afraid that he could affect him. When he was training, he survived for more than a hundred days in the worst environment. His equipment was the same or even worse than it is now, but The surface temperature in that place can reach 220 degrees during the day and only minus 75 degrees at night. There are also oversized arthropods and highly corrosive liquids that gush out from underground cracks at midnight.

Arthropods, it’s not an exaggeration to say that if those creatures had a slightly higher IQ, there would really be nothing wrong with humans. Their combat power is definitely twenty times that of humans of the same size, or even higher. Thinking of it can still make Gu Tao shudder.

He has faced that situation before, so what can such a suspected disaster star do to him?
After getting Gu Tao's reply, Xin Chen happily went to the door and pulled down the shutter door. After turning on the light, he took out a long strip wrapped in gray cloth from the bottom of the counter.

"Warning! Warning!"

As soon as this thing was taken out, Gu Tao's watch began to vibrate crazily, and then his individual exoskeleton rushed down from upstairs, hung on his wrist, ready to deploy at any time.

Gu Tao also did not cancel the warning, and then retreated to the other side of the house on full alert, watching Xin Chen take out a particularly beautiful long sword from the bag.

Xin Chen held the sword: "The old man told me that this sword cuts down demon gods on the top and fierce ghosts on the bottom, and cleans up the world and the jade universe."

bass……

A long-sounding crisp sound echoed in the room, and Gu Tao's warning level had reached the highest level. Before he could stop him, his exoskeleton had already been worn on his body automatically.

The whole body is matte black, and the joints are an integrated structure full of sense of technology. The four pairs of compound eyes like spiders on the fully enclosed helmet are shining with red light. The particle blade extended from the left arm exudes a dangerous light, and the right arm appears The photon shield was activated, and the pulse cannon that popped up from his shoulder was already aimed at Xin Chen.

And Xin Chen, who was holding the sword, looked at Gu Tao, and then dropped the sword on the ground with a clang. Although the sword automatically returned to his side, he didn't react at all, just stared at the distance not far away in a daze. Gu Tao.

"This is embarrassing." Gu Tao clapped his hands on his helmet, making a dull sound.

(End of this chapter)