Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 585 Surprise is too big to be surprised

"It's no different from ours here."

"Of course." Gu Tao pointed to a stone on the side of the road: "Someone go and move that stone."

The elder sister laughed and pointed at the stone, "I don't even need to touch it."

But no matter how hard she exerted herself, the stone would not move at all. If it was in the original place, not only would the stone fly up, but she could even carve flowers out of it in the air.

"Oh!" My sister exclaimed excitedly, "Why can't I fly!"

Xiao Hei seemed to have forgotten about the beating just now, she laughed and ran over, holding the stone in both hands: "You can't, second sister."

But after finishing speaking, even if she resorted to breastfeeding... She lays eggs and doesn't nurse.Even with all his meat-eating strength, he couldn't move the big rock. In the end, he let go of his hands, squatted down and sat on the ground, screaming in pain.

"This is..." The younger brother raised his head and looked at Gu Tao: "Is it a low-level martial arts world without a super power system at all?"

"Yes, I'll take you to see your grandparents first."

Gu Tao believes that the six sons of Weiwei can see their parents for a while, but the child still has to see him. Although this incident explains that he may be characterized as a scumbag, no matter what, his parents are definitely on his side , even if he is a murderer.

I brought four little bastards to the old house, and my father was sitting in the yard playing with a motorcycle. Although the old man was old, he was still very fashionable. He bought a motorcycle worth more than 2 yuan and didn’t ride it. , thinking about refitting at home every day. A few days ago, someone wanted to spend [-] yuan to buy this car, but he didn't sell it.

"dad."

Gu Tao yelled, the old man looked up at him and nodded: "Why are you back today?"

While talking, four heads emerged from behind Gu Tao one by one. The old man was stunned for a long time when he saw it.

"Call someone." Gu Tao turned around and yelled, "You have to call me Grandpa."

All of a sudden, there was a lot of chirping and chirping, but the old man was still in the immediate state.

"This is?"

Gu Tao smiled and dragged his elder sister and younger brother to the front: "These two... are twins. This is the elder sister, named Yunping and Xin Yunping. This is the younger brother, named Gu Chuanming. The elder sister has the same surname as her mother."

Then Gu Tao pulled the two little dragons behind him forward again: "These two are daughter-in-law, your granddaughter-in-law."

The old man stared at his elder sister and younger brother for a long time. The appearance of these two people was really carved out of the same mold as Gu Tao, and they were exactly the same even if there was a small horn missing from the ears inherited from the family. He touched his ears, touched them Gu Tao's ear touched his younger brother's ear again, and then his face suddenly flushed red.

"Old woman! Old woman!!! Something big happened!!!"

Gu Tao's mother walked out of the house and frowned when he saw the situation in front of him: "Why are you arguing?"

"Hi!" The old man slapped his thigh, so excited that he couldn't even speak clearly, he just pointed at his younger brother: "Look for yourself."

Seeing this, she almost passed out... Mothers are the most sensitive about this aspect. The two children are in the same line as her son in terms of appearance and temperament. For nothing.

"Get in the house quickly. Get in the house quickly."

When they came into the house, the two old people were overjoyed. There were fruits and candies. When the little black dragon said that they were hungry, the old man immediately went to the kitchen and started cooking glutinous rice balls. The old lady even went to buy a lot of vegetables.

In fact, at this time, there is no need to ask where the child came from. This is a grandson and a granddaughter. This is much more precious than a son, and this is not only twins but also twins. They are well raised. It looks like a child raised by a wealthy family , polite, fair, and extremely beautiful, just like the one in the ad... No, it's even more beautiful than those beautiful dolls in the ad, the more you look at it, the more pleasing to the eye.

What could be more joyful than not being greedy for someone else's grandson?
When the old man asked the little bastards to eat, Gu Tao's mother quietly pulled Gu Tao out.

"Mom, what's the matter?"

"Tingting...knows about this?"

Gu Tao scratched his head: "I really know, and Tingting is also pregnant, why don't I show you these two first?"

"When did you... who the hell is the child? Why didn't you bring it to us to see."

"Next time next time..."

"I don't care about anything else, you can't let Tingting down, you can do whatever you want outside, you still have to discuss this matter with her."

Gu Tao sat on his father's precious motorcycle and thought for a moment: "After dinner, I will take them to meet Tingting."

"Don't you live here?"

"I can't live!" Gu Tao rubbed his temples: "You don't know how noisy these little bastards are."

"I think it's quite obedient." Gu Tao's mother slapped him: "Besides, do you ever say that about your own child? You are a little brat."

Gu Tao frowned: "???"

"If you really have a grandson, then don't want me."

"I haven't been serious all day. I'm going to cook. You go and watch some children."

Gu Tao followed his mother into the room. As soon as he entered the room, he saw the old man asking his sister where she went to kindergarten, and her sister opened her mouth to say Kunlun Mountain.The younger brother next to me can't stand it anymore...

"Kunlun Mountains……"

"Grandpa, she was talking nonsense." The younger brother quickly smoothed things over: "Their kindergarten is in Kunlun Street."

But Gu Tao was helpless standing next to him, because his younger brother's performance was even more terrifying, okay? My sister and the others said that Kunlun Mountain would at most be treated as a child's nonsense, but my younger brother would be treated as a monster.

"Yo, you still know so much?" The old man didn't seem to realize this: "How many words do you know?"

The younger brother fell silent... He seemed to realize something too.

"Dad, stop asking. Mom told you to peel the shrimp."

"Come here, come here."

The old man happily went to the kitchen, and when Gu Tao sat down on the sofa, the little black dragon climbed up on him, still chewing on the sweet glutinous rice balls: "I don't want to go back, I want to live here."

"You're dreaming." Gu Tao rolled his eyes: "It's fine to bring you here to play."

"Then I don't want to go back, can't I?" Xiao Hei tilted his head and looked at Gu Tao: "You are so stingy."

"Stingy fart, I haven't developed a consciousness coexistence system yet, so you can't stay here for a long time. If it exceeds ten hours, your body will have problems." Gu Tao explained in a low voice: "So don't mess with me , but there is no super power, can you get used to it?"

"I'm not used to it." My sister rested her chin on her little hand, with a sad expression on her face: "I don't know what to do."

The younger brother frowned at this time: "It seems that I have no attenuation now, and now you bully me again!"

The elder sister narrowed her eyes and looked at her younger brother, then raised her hand: "Sisters, hit him!"

The little black dragon flew over with a whoosh, and his younger brother was immediately pushed down on the sofa.

Gu Tao looked at his younger brother who was struggling constantly, touched his chin and said, "Brother, you little idiot... Forget it. Let the cruel reality teach you a lesson now. What is the difference between minors fighting? Compared with developmental Well, but before the age of 15, girls develop significantly faster than boys, you are cold."

"Save..." The younger brother stretched out a hand from the gap for help.

Gu Tao stretched out his hand and gave him a high five: "Yeah!"

Ten minutes later, Gu Tao was picked up by his father and scolded by his ears. The younger brother next to him also burst into tears in a show-like manner. Soon his mother also joined the battle group. Not being a father at all, just stinking shit.

"It's normal for children to be awkward, you adults are giggling next to you? What the hell are you!" The old man hugged his younger brother distressedly, and then scolded Gu Tao furiously: "I figured it out, you are just irresponsible You are not qualified to be a parent."

Of course, this is only part of it. My mother has more to say, and the nagging is endless. What can Gu Tao say?Of course, there is no way to say anything, he can't tell the elders that his standard for raising children is to live.I'm afraid we will have to add more vegetables at home today, and my grandparents can eat him raw.

And even the elder sister is actually the first time to see this unreliable father so deflated, sitting next to him wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, and quietly gave the younger brother a thumbs up, while the younger brother cried and pointed at the older sister: " Grandpa and grandma, she wants to hit me..."

My sister's face suddenly changed.

While the elder sister was being educated by his grandparents, the younger brother secretly exchanged glances with Gu Tao and secretly stretched out his little fist.The father and son boxed to celebrate and shouted in a low voice: "Yeah!"

"Resist the tyranny of women, and fate belongs to men." Gu Tao whispered in his son's ear.

The younger brother nodded heavily: "We must resist."

After dinner, Gu Tao sent them back to the real world in the name of taking them back. When they were being led to dinner, Gu Tao came to Tingting's side and wanted to tell him what happened today. After a while, as soon as I passed by, I found that Liu Zi was sitting there chatting with Tingting.

Seeing Gu Tao coming, Tingting frowned and waved to him: "Come, come, what's the matter with you?"

"I... what happened to me?" Gu Tao scratched his head: "Did I do something?"

"How could you do this?" Tingting said aggressively, "Brother, I'm going to criticize you, how can you not take good care of your child, if something happens to you, you won't regret it for the rest of your life?"

Gu Tao thought it was something... The six sons of He Zhe found that they couldn't handle Gu Tao anymore, so they came here to find help.

Not to mention, Gu Tao really likes this trick, he is extremely docile in front of Tingting.

"Nothing will happen to them... By the way, I told your parents about your pregnancy, and they asked you to move back home tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."

Tingting thought for a while: "Brother...I want to go over there to have a look, and sister Liu Zi said that she wants to take me to play around."

"Okay!" Gu Tao nodded vigorously: "I'll prepare it for you!"

The six sons looked him up and down: "Why do you care so much about Tingting?"

This is a dead question, Gu Tao thought about it for a while, and waved his hand: "Don't set me up, I won't care about you anymore? Alright, I'll go and prepare Tingting's equipment for going out."

(End of this chapter)