Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 584 Skin!Let you skin!

Four people knelt in a row in the living room, Xiu Ling was so angry that his hair was split, and the whip was whistling in his hands. Tifa was also sitting there with his legs crossed, his arms intertwined, while Gu Tao was sitting there. He chattered about eating fans beside him, not serious at all.

"Honestly, who picked the head."

Xiao Hei and his elder sister pointed at his younger brother at the same time, and the whip of spiritual cultivation hit Xiao Heilong's buttocks with a whoosh, and then turned around and gave his elder sister another whip: "I'll give you another chance."

The elder sister wiped away her tears, lowered her head and refused to speak, while Xiao Hei put her hands on the ground, crying miserably.

"Don't hit them both." Gu Tao finished his meal, wiped his mouth neatly, and pointed at his younger brother: "Slap him and it's over."

"I knew it..." The younger brother knelt there and muttered in a low voice: "Anyway, it's my fault whether it's right or not."

"You still talk back!" Tifa slapped hard on the sofa, like a tigress: "Stole my identification card, cracked the related system, shut down the communication, who did it!"

"I……"

"Pilot a Titan, will they?"

"Won't……"

"Then what else do you have to say?"

"No……"

The younger brother was brought up by Tifa since he was a child. He is smart, so how can he not know about Tifa's temper. Her losing her temper is much more terrifying than her father's losing his temper. The beatings are probably light.

"You!" Xiu Ling pointed at Xiaobai, and when he walked up, he was whipped three times: "As the boss, not only did you not stop him, but he also messed around with you, you will be more guilty!"

Xiao Bailong was beaten, hurt and wronged, but because of his personality, he couldn't explain it, so he could only kneel there and cry, while his younger brother slowly moved in front of her, blocking the spiritual whip: " Why are you beating her? What can she do? What are my sister and Heilong going to do, can she stop it? Why are you so unreasonable?"

"You!" Xiu Ling frowned: "I'm teaching my apprentice, what does it have to do with you?"

"First of all." The younger brother stood up: "You have to know the relationship between your apprentice and me. One of them is my own sister, and the other two will most likely be my future... right. Then I, as the only male, I must stand up, and as the only eldest son of the empire, I need to take more responsibility. The matter itself was caused by my sister, and at most I can be regarded as an accomplice. What does the whole process have to do with my sister Bai?"

Xiu Ling looked back at Gu Tao, Gu Tao was playing with his mobile phone and didn't pay attention at all.Xiu Ling has no way to deal with this dead pig, so he can only think of Tifa, if this little bastard is his apprentice, she will definitely beat him up too, but he is Tifa's student, so he can't be moved, after all Gu Tao has repeatedly warned that no one can provoke this eldest sister, she is not as easy to get along with as she seems.

"Then do you still speak righteously? Do you know that even if you are the crown prince, I can abolish you, right Your Majesty?"

Gu Tao was taken aback, raised his head, and blinked his eyes: "If you abolish him, where are you going to find the prince? Will you give birth to him?"

"Then I don't mind." The younger brother nodded and said, "You are born."

"Doesn't he have a sister!"

"Are you crazy?" Gu Tao waved his hand: "The empire can only have one emperor, and Emperor Wu does not rule. This is a tradition."

"What kind of politics do you have!"

"That's right." Gu Tao thought for a while: "Then scrap it."

Tifa stood up and picked up Gu Tao's ears.

"You want to kill the king..."

"Hehe." Tifa dragged Gu Tao away with a livid face, "I have something to talk to you about."

The younger brother looked at Gu Tao who was being dragged away, and suddenly turned his head and said to his elder sister with emotion: "This is my real father."

They left, but Xiu Ling was still there. She stood there with her arms folded and looked at her younger brother with a sneer, while the rebellious younger brother who stood there now had cold palms and looked unscrupulous, but in fact he was panicked. .He knew that he was trying to be brave. The woman in front of him was not clear with his father. If he was really going to be beaten by her, he would be beaten. A broken root can make a rough-skinned and thick-skinned black dragon roll on the ground. If it hits itself, it will probably be beaten to death...

"Boy, you can do it. Such a big fart can learn your father's tricks clearly."

"I didn't learn it." The younger brother said very righteously: "It's the boundary of blood succession."

But before I finished talking here, she saw Liu Zi rushing back from the outside in a hurry. When she saw her younger brother without saying a word, she just mentioned it and beat her up. She thought that she could save herself from death with her own wisdom and eloquence. But he didn't expect Cheng Yaojin to come out halfway, and a relative who didn't recognize him.

"Run! Let you run!!!"

The six sons beat the younger brother's buttocks, and changed the chopsticks when the hands hurt. The younger brother's face turned pale from the pain, but he didn't cry like his sister, but gritted his teeth.

"If something happens to you, what should I do! What should I do!!!" Liuzi broke his chopsticks angrily, and then even took out his waistband: "I don't dare to tell Wei about this yet. Wei, she is not in good health to begin with! You two bastards!"

At this time, Tifa reprimanded Gu Tao and came out to see Liu Zi roaring and beating her younger brother. She immediately became displeased, but when she was about to speak, Gu Tao stopped her, and Gu Tao stood beside her with his hands behind his back: "Where is the earth?" , There is an old saying that good people come out of Huang Jingtiao, this time they really deserve to be beaten up, not one less, the pirates, including women and children who were too late to escape, killed or injured more than 300 people."

"But then pirates are bad people."

"Can you decide whether it's good or bad? Are you a Codex?" Gu Tao frowned: "Maybe those people really deserve to die, just do it if they do it, it doesn't matter, but you can't leave them with any ability to face the weak. The concept of unscrupulousness. In the future, they will all be the ones who have mastered the artifact. This concept is very dangerous. Do you understand? As a law enforcer, since I ask others not to take action against the weak, I must strictly implement it myself and cannot be too double-standard. .”

Tifa was silent, and the only sounds left in the room were the sound of Liuzi hitting the child and the low cries of other children.

When the wind stopped and the rain subsided, Gu Tao came to the sofa and sat down: "Okay, you have all been punished now, tell me what you have learned."

The younger brother knelt there with his head bowed, and when he heard Gu Tao's words, he raised his head silently and said in a sad tone: "Monogamy is the supreme law to protect men."

This sentence almost made Gu Tao spit out, he rubbed his forehead: "Speak well."

"That's how I feel." The younger brother said with some embarrassment: "Who can stand up to the big one after beating the little one?"

Gu Tao thought that he was thinking too much, they didn't think deeply at all, his younger brother is indeed smart, but after all, he has only been in contact with the world for a short time, plus Sister Tifa...a giant in science and engineering, taught him It is already very good to think that monogamy is a welfare policy.

"Okay, let's all stand up."

Gu Tao waved his hand, and then said to the six children beside him, "Go out first."

"Why."

"Because it's father's time now." Gu Tao said with a smile, "Okay, let's go."

Although Liu Zi still wanted to say something, he was dragged out by Xiu Ling.

There were only four little things and Gu Tao left in the room. At this time, Gu Tao took out a bottle of Coke from the crack of the sofa, and then took out five bottles in a row...

"Normally I'm not allowed to drink." Gu Tao rubbed his nose, "So I took advantage of my position and hid a box in the sofa."

"Your job is to clean up." The younger brother mercilessly exposed Gu Tao: "Then do this kind of thing that only children can do."

"Do you want to drink it? If you don't drink it, let me stuff it back."

"drink!"

"Heh." Gu Tao chuckled lightly, "It's really solid."

The younger brother rolled his eyes, but he didn't dare to Bai Gutao. He knew that this father was more difficult to deal with than 47 mothers, because dealing with women was nothing more than pretending to be miserable, but the younger brother hadn't thought of any good way to deal with this person so far. He's immune...he's not good at it, he can be worse than you if he's miserable, and he can beat people if he's cold, so it's annoying.

"To punish you today, it's actually not about you running away." Sitting on the sofa, Gu Tao said suddenly, "It's because you have no respect for life."

"Sit down." Gu Tao took out his cup and poured a glass of Coke for each of them, as if pouring wine.

"Reverence for life is something everyone needs, no matter you are a human, a dragon or anything else." Gu Tao began to talk: "You are all relatively abnormal children. You are not very old but your mind has exceeded There are too many people of the same age. So it is time to tell you what your attitude towards life should be."

After speaking, he took out four sets of portable devices from his backpack: "Come on, you all put them on."

"Huh?" The younger brother looked down and said, "Why did you let us enter the virtual arena."

"No, it's not virtual." Gu Tao laughed: "It's another world."

Although the younger brother talks a lot more nonsense, he is the most sensible one among the four little things. Although the core of their team is the elder sister, the younger brother is the one who acts as the brain, so he is the key education object. His responsibility in the future will be heavier than anyone else's.

"Are you ready?" Gu Tao smiled: "Don't make a fuss."

Gu Tao was actually a little flustered when he brought his children to meet the family there for the first time, but he thought it was necessary, because they couldn’t feel their humbleness here, but they were no longer The young master and the little princess are no longer the eldest lady and the eldest prince. They have never experienced the life of ordinary people. This is the difference between His Royal Highness the Prince and His Majesty the Emperor.

And if they don't go through this training, they will probably always be pets trapped in high-rise buildings, and they don't understand what the real mortal beings are like, so of course they won't be able to feel awe of life.

(End of this chapter)