Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 557 Hit the Bamboo Bar on the Dragon King's Head
But don't let this bastard hit the Dragon King.

Cthulhu No. [-] is actually whispering in his heart, his brain is buzzing now, you must know that he was wanted by the Shanhai community, and later in order to sell Gu Tao's batteries, he didn't know how many relationships he entrusted, how many gifts he gave, and took photos. It took a lot of flattery to cancel the charge, and also promised not to sell contraband in the future.But today, if this guy ruined his status as a legal traveler again, who would he turn to for reasoning?

But whether it is him or not, Cthulhu No. [-] actually already has the answer in his heart. He is probably the only one who can do such a thing, really.So since you don't need to think about those messy things, now it's time to think about how to appease the Dragon King's anger.

Now Cthulhu No. 100 knows that if there are dangers in life, this bastard must be that danger.If fate has ups and downs, he is that ups and downs.If there is a wave in the plot, he is [-]% that wave.

How many catastrophes in the lives of people are caused by him, it's better if this person... is dead.

"Okay." The little fox clapped his hands: "When he wakes up, let him come to the medicine house and settle the consultation fee."

"Okay, see you later."

"By the way, is the lipstick you took last time still in stock?"

"You are about to go out, so go buy it yourself, I have a guide here for you." Cthulhu No. [-] took out a book: "The new version of the ship that you have never seen before, the location and prices in it have been updated. .This one is for you."

"Thank you." The little fox hugged the guide: "Oh, what if I go out and don't want to come back?"

"Then don't come back. The environment in this world has improved a lot in the past few years, and I am very tolerant of demon spirits."

"Really?" The little fox's eyes lit up: "Can I become the pretty girl in the magazine you brought?"

Cthulhu No. [-] smiled and nodded: "Of course, you are so good at medicine, you must have no problem making money, and you can do whatever you want with money."

"I accept your good words."

Doctor Fox left, while Cthulhu No. [-] looked worried at Gu Tao lying on the ground, and needed to verify the reason for going in and out.What did Gu Tao say about the reason? "I bumped into an idiot and then came in, and that was a fucking idiot".With his style, if he didn't say that, Xie Shen No. [-] would eat thirty Xiangfei bamboos over ten meters in live broadcast on the whole network.But if you want such a mouth, how can you bear the anger of the Dragon King...

To be honest, the Cthulhu No. [-] is not afraid of dragon kings or not, what does the ancient Cthulhu care about with a little white dragon, but the key is money!Bad luck for money!Once a ban comes down, the loss of Cthulhu No. [-] is immeasurable in one day!

At this time, Gu Tao's strong adaptability showed where it should appear. A few minutes after the bloodletting, he woke up unexpectedly.

He slowly sat up from the ground and looked at Evil God No. [-] who was squatting not far away from him and looking at him in a daze. He then looked at his clothes that had been taken off, and he still felt pain all over his body.At that moment, Gu Tao seemed to understand everything. He squinted at Evil God No. [-], put one hand behind his back, and started to cut the gun.

"I know what you're thinking, you're in big trouble."

"You're the one who caused big trouble!" Gu Tao suddenly pulled out the black hole generator and pointed it at Cthulhu No. [-]: "What did you do to me!"

Cthulhu No. [-] didn't even bother to look at him: "I have three questions, you answer me first, otherwise it will be too difficult for you to get out."

"Fuck!" Gu Tao suddenly felt sad and his eyes turned red: "I'm not clean anymore..."

"When have you ever been clean?" Cthulhu No. [-] sat on the ground: "Does the person who bumped you in have two horns?"

Gu Tao thought for a while, turned on the holographic projection to show the photo, and found that the man had no horns, but wings.

"You know this?"

Cthulhu No. [-] took a closer look and let out a sigh of relief: "It's okay...it's not the Dragon King."

"Who is it not the Dragon King?"

"King Asura." Cthulhu No. [-] nodded: "It's better than the Dragon King."

"What do you mean by that expression?"

"I don't have time to explain to you. The second question is, where did you eat the vermilion fruit? It is very precious. It can only be born on a mother tree in the forbidden area of ​​Shenshan Mountain, but as long as you enter the forbidden area, you will suffer nine heavenly calamities. No one can withstand the test of the Nine Heavens Tribulation, so it is hard to find vermilion fruit. In addition, the mother tree vermilion fruit blooms every 3000 years and bears fruit every 3000 years. Only a few pieces are produced at a time. Usually only the mountain and sea world has the most noble status. It can only be eaten after eating, and it is only when the injury is almost unhealed or the tribulation is about to fail."

Gu Tao thought for a while, and then projected in front of him the few red berries he ate before: "This one? It tastes good."

Cthulhu No. [-] has a look!His eyes were bloodshot. This guy said that the fruit that tastes good is not only vermilion fruit, but also the vermilion fruit of the mother tree, because only the fruit of the mother tree will have a golden thread that seems to be absent.

Not only did he eat it, but he also ate it all at once!Why not eat him to death! ! !
"You, you... where did you come from?"

"Those mountains floating in the sky, I was a little hungry at the time, so I picked them and ate them. I was thinking about wild fruits, so I ate them if I didn't. What? Is there a owner? Let me ask you a price. I'll transfer the money to you after I go out." Gu Tao put his hands on his chest: "It's only a few hundred dollars."

Evil God No. [-]'s expression was distorted, but he knew that there was no way to explain it to the bastard in front of him, so he suppressed his rage and asked the third question: "Why did King Asura come to this world?"

"You ask me, how the hell do I know. He violated the speeding rules, let me catch him and revoke his flight permit!" Gu Tao spat: "Bump me into this shitty place, I almost got caught by that bird Eat the white tiger!"

"White tiger?" Little Evil God No. [-] thought for a while, "You said the white tiger wanted to eat you?"

"hold head high!"

Cthulhu's No. [-] dad sticks his head out of the window: "Maomao! Maomao!!"

As soon as the words fell, a sudden burst of smoke and dust hit in the distance, and then the white tiger appeared outside his house, and Cthulhu No. [-] clapped his hands at it: "Are you going to eat people just now?"

The white tiger tilted its head, and then turned into a human form. A girl about five years old, with a pigtail, came in bouncingly, sat on a small stool and looked at Cthulhu No. [-], with a confused expression in her eyes.

"He said you were going to eat him."

The little boy Baihu looked at Gu Tao and then at the traveling merchant, and frowned: "Bah!"

Gu Tao squinted at the little tiger: "What's the matter? I don't like your taste or what? What's your attitude? I have thin skin and tender flesh, what are you talking about!"

The tiger was stunned for a moment, then his mouth shrunk, tears fell down, and then he burst into tears.

"Why are you bullying her?" Cthulhu No. [-] quickly took out a handful of Dove chocolates from the small box and stuffed it to the little tiger: "Don't cry, don't cry...he is a bad person, let's ignore him."

"Good boy, go out and play, go home early."

"Hmm...thank you." The little girl leaned over and kissed Cthulhu No. [-], bouncing away with the chocolate in her hand.

He walked back, folded his arms and looked at Gu Tao: "That's it, eating you?"

"I didn't know it was a little loli..." Gu Tao scratched his head: "That spider! That poisonous spider wants to eat me!"

"I don't. Don't accuse me falsely. I eat fruit." A boy in black hung upside down from the window. He had an angry look on his face: "My scientific name is Kipling Bagheera Spider, and I am a vegetarian!"

After finishing speaking, he jumped down and stood at the window: "Uncle Cthulhu, bring me a five-liter bucket of Coke, and credit it to my father."

"Oh." Cthulhu No. [-] opened a small cabinet, took out a large bottle of Coke and handed it to him: "Hurry up and find Maomao, tell her not to eat too much sugar, she will lose all her teeth."

"Know it."

Gu Tao watched the spider go away with the Coke in his arms, and looked back at Cthulhu No. [-]: "Are you still a canteen?"

"It's not easy to make money." Cthulhu No. [-] sighed: "I used to sell soy sauce and vinegar, and occasionally brought in KFC to sell. Well, the third question doesn't count. Was it you who just crossed the tribulation?"

"I really didn't know that it was a catastrophe. My armor has energy drainage characteristics, and the energy of the overload level will be transmitted directly from the surface of my armor, so the catastrophe is completely useless to me." Gu Tao scratched his head: "No any improvement."

"It's really..." Cthulhu No. [-] sat down on the ground: "You are really a disaster, but since you didn't bump into the Dragon King, it's easy to handle, let's go to the Dragon King and explain the matter clearly. "

"what's up?"

"It was Asura King who hit you, and then he hit the Dragon King when he fell here, breaking the Dragon King's horn."

Gu Tao was taken aback for a moment, and laughed out of his mouth: "No wonder I can't recognize it... It turned out that the horn was broken... Hahahahaha..."

Traveling merchants are so convenient. For example, others may have to wait for several days to see the Dragon King, but it is not difficult for him to see the Dragon King. A message came from inside saying let them go.

Gu Tao always thought that these dragons either lived in the water or lived in the well, but after seeing it with his own eyes, he found that these dragons actually lived in residential areas... Although they don't build houses like humans, but They have opened up a mountain, and each dragon has its own dragon lair, the higher the level, the higher the status, and Gu Tao and the others are now heading straight to the top level.

"This Dragon Palace is too frustrating." Gu Tao said disdainfully: "Are you a contractor?"

"Huh?" Cthulhu No. [-] was stunned: "Contractor? Where do you start?"

"I'll tell you later when I come out, everyone earns the money!" Gu Tao's heart clicked and clicked: "I have a good project, do you follow the investment?"

"Follow, follow!" Evil God No. [-] nodded hurriedly: "I'll follow!"

"I'll tell you about it later." Gu Tao stretched his waist: "The most important thing today is to send me out."
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I'm going to change my work and rest time, and I will change it during the day in the future. The doctor won't let me stay up late, saying that staying up late will ruin my metabolic rate...

(End of this chapter)