Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 556 Dragon King's Wrath

The world of mountains and seas is a vast world. Say it is the earth, but in fact it is not, but it has a dependent relationship with the earth. There is no universe in this world, only such a space, like 33 layers The second level of heaven is like a single existence space independent of the earth space.

"No, I'll stay here for one night. I've been out for hundreds of years, right?"

"That's the East Mountain of Overseas, this is the West Mountain of the Great Wilderness, the flow of time is different. If you go in there, you will probably have left the Milky Way in one night." Sitting at the low table, the Cthulhu No. [-] was holding a cup of tea, sipping She pursed her lips, and there was a stack of ledgers in front of her: "This place is very evil, just don't run around and you'll be fine."

"Oh."

Gu Tao took a bite of the fungus in front of him. This kind of fungus whose name he had never heard of was so damn delicious, but after eating it, there was a small white paper man rowing a boat in front of Gu Tao. He couldn't even use the toxin immunity. The villain Just rowing and racing!

"Are you poisoned?"

"How could I be poisoned." Gu Tao's eyes followed the little man rowing the boat all the way to the distance: "Damn, you row! You are behind! Cubs!!!"

Cthulhu No. [-] stared at him straight for a while, then lowered his head and continued to settle the score. As more and more villains participated in the rowing competition on Gu Tao's side, the competition gradually heated up. Gu Tao poured himself a glass of wine, After eating another mouthful of mushrooms, he slapped the table abruptly: "Unbelievable stuff!!!"

This slap startled Cthulhu No. [-], and he stopped writing: "Don't eat it, although it tastes good, it is also very poisonous, I put it here to refresh you, you have eaten so much... ..."

Gu Tao couldn't hear him anymore, his ears were full of cheers, and his fleet was now No.5, he was no longer a quiet audience, and even started to stand up and dance to cheer.

"Quick! Come on!!! Come on!!!"

Cthulhu No. [-] silently hid the can of dried fungus, then took the account book and hid in his room, and gave all the space outside to Gu Tao to play with, and Gu Tao no longer knew the current state outside , from the beginning when it was just a hallucination in front of his eyes to now that he is on the field, Gu Tao is completely addicted.

Although this illusion is full of errors and omissions, but now he can't tell the difference at all, and the logic of his whole mind is chaotic. He cheers for his boat with the ups and downs of people in it, excited and happy.

And if you look at him from the perspective of God, he is standing alone in the living room of Cthulhu No. [-] and squatting up, making strange noises, like an orangutan courting, even if Satania discharges electricity He has no effect, and is completely intoxicated in his own world.

After a rowing competition was over, Gu Tao slowly collapsed on the ground, spitting out bubbles like a goldfish, and shouted loudly: "Brothers, run! Someone is fishing!"

After finishing speaking, he suddenly started bouncing back and forth on the ground, really like a fish caught by someone: "Don't kill me! A strong man don't kill me! I can transform into a human form, and I can be your cow, horse, and child. ah……"

With a scream, the outside fell into silence, but within a few seconds, I saw Gu Tao standing up slowly from the ground, with his feet on his feet and his hands stretched out solemnly, as if holding something, chanting words He said, "Young woodcutter, did you drop this golden axe, or this silver axe, or this rusty iron axe?"

At this moment, Cthulhu No. [-] walked out of the house and glanced at him. He still maintained that posture. After waiting for half an hour, Cthulhu No. [-] came back, and he still maintained that posture. Cthulhu No. [-] was silent for a while: "Iron axe. "

"Young woodcutter, you are honest enough, then I will give you both this golden ax and this silver ax."

After saying that, Gu Tao passed his hands forward, and then he slowly lowered his body, as if he was sinking into the water again. But after a while, he suddenly jumped up, pointed forward, and began to dance violently. , with a stirring movement, he jumped onto the table, pointed to the front and shouted: "Dragon King! Eat my invincible Hot Wheels!"

Cthulhu No. [-] leaned to the side and watched, wondering what kind of world he had entered again, but if he went up to ask now, he might be cramp and skinned.

When Gu Tao got tired of tossing and tossing, he sat on the ground, stared blankly at the front, clasped his hands together and whispered softly: "As a teacher, just stay in the circle, you and Ba Jie quickly pick some fruits to satisfy your hunger, you must not Frighten the people, Amitabha."

Cthulhu No. [-] came out of the house again, and threw a huge cherry to Gu Tao: "Master, the fruit is here."

"Naughty animal, who told you to hurt that old man's life! You go, go back to Huaguo Mountain, and be your Monkey King."

Cthulhu No. [-]: "???"

I thought Gu Tao was tired and fell asleep, but I didn’t expect this guy to be more motivated after eating something. After the dragon boat race audience, the caught fish, the river god, Nezha, and Tang Seng, he also played the Hulk , the toad who was dying of thirst on the side of the road, and the roaring dog, Cthulhu No. [-] thought that if he didn't find someone to rescue him, he might die, so he put on his clothes and walked out overnight.

And when he went out, Gu Tao had already started to play two roles.

"Does he want it or not?" Gu Tao asked with his voice squeezed.

Then he suddenly changed his voice again: "Then let me ask you, if he comes back and asks you for it, will you give it or not?"

"If he wants it, of course I will give it." He changed his voice back to the previous one: "How can...Xiaoqing, what are you talking about! I'm talking about this umbrella."

After changing his voice, he covered his mouth in a particularly charming way: "I also mean this umbrella!"

But before the dialogue was finished, he suddenly jumped up, stepped forward, with his armor on his upper body, and pointed to the sky at the window: "I swear to win the wind and cloud, to win the world! My fate is up to me!!!"

At this moment, Satania has madly given him sedatives and antidotes, but these medicines are all immune to this bastard's physique. The detoxification is immune, and poisonous mushrooms are not immune...

"Genius doctor, hurry up."

The Cthulhu No. [-] came to a thatched cottage not far away, inside a fox with a strong sense of style was sitting in front of the alchemy furnace, the fur on this fox's face was all white, and he was sitting there with his clothes on, looking like an expert .

"I can't go away, my elixir is on fire, what's wrong?"

"Eat fungi." Cthulhu No. [-] sighed: "It's serious, his body is useless for medicine, you have to do it."

"I really can't go away." The old fox spread his hands helplessly: "It's better to let my apprentice go."

"It's all right! He's dying."

"Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu! Xiaoyuer!"

At this time, a little fox ran in from behind, and after seeing the Cthulhu No. [-], it turned into a human form, a slim woman, clad in clean clothes, and bowed to the Cthulhu No. [-] with her face facing the sky: "Pedestrian businessman, welcome!" , There is a long way to go."

"Stop dragging words. Come with me, or you will be gone."

"Wait a minute, I'll take the medical kit."

The little fox followed Cthulhu No. [-] all the way to Gu Tao. At this moment, Gu Tao had turned over and was lying on the ground foaming.The little fox dipped some white foam from the corner of Gu Tao's mouth with his hands and put it under his nose to sniff: "The vermilion fruit is yang, and the king mushroom is yin and cold. This is in conflict."

"When did he eat vermilion fruit! Where did he get that thing!!!" Cthulhu No. [-] clutched his forehead: "The treasure under heaven was ruined by this scum."

"Never mind when he ate, take off his shirt and put him face down."

After struggling for a long time, Gu Tao was finally turned over. The little fox took out 42 silver needles and began to stab Gu Tao's back. Every time he stabbed, hot blood gushed out. The blood was not as red as ordinary plasma. It's more like food coloring, and it evaporates immediately when it drops on the ground.

"Look, he doesn't know how to refining after eating Zhu Guo. If it weren't for his extraordinary talent, he would have exploded and died." The little fox kept bleeding Gu Tao until the blood returned to its normal color, and then she gave it to Gu Tao. Tao's back was covered with a layer of thick, black ointment that smelled of oil. He turned Gu Tao over, letting his head rest on his knees, and then pricked his head and face with silver needles for 20 seconds. Many roots.

Immediately, a black air gushed out from the silver needle, followed by bursts of cold air, and when the cold air dissipated, Gu Tao's condition finally stabilized, and the little fox pressed one hand on the junction of Gu Tao's chest: "It's strange. "

"what happened?"

"He should have been a dead man a long time ago, strange...strange..." The little fox pursed his lips and shook his head: "Well, there are all kinds of wonders in the world, I don't care if he lives or dies, anyway he can't die in my hands."

After finishing speaking, the little fox took out a knife as thin as a cicada's wing from the box, and gently cut a little skin above Gu Tao's collarbone, accelerating the gushing of cold air, and the temperature of the whole room was much lower .

"Well... really talented, if it wasn't for Zhu Guo and Pleurotus pleurotus, he would be unstoppable by any one of them in a single round." The little fox looked at Gu Tao with bright eyes: "Why don't you put He sold it to me and asked him to test the medicine for me."

"No no no no..." Cthulhu No. [-] shook his head frantically: "This is a big money maker."

"Oh?" The little fox raised his eyebrows: "Then I'll ask for more for the consultation fee. I'm going to experience this world soon, so I need to have more things to wear with me."

"Go to the present world?" Cthulhu No. [-] chuckled, "What are you going to do? I'll give you a strategy, and then you can buy everything from me, ranging from mobile phones and ID cards to houses and land. It's all done for you."

"I was going to leave today, but the Dragon King was furious. No one is allowed to enter the mountain and sea world. I am so annoying."

"The Dragon King is furious? Why?" Cthulhu No. [-] blinked and glanced at Gu Tao: "Did someone cut the dragon's beard?"

"That's all trivial..." The little fox said in a low voice, "Isn't the flower fox working as a maid at the Dragon King's house? She told me that the Dragon King went to the world to do business, and he came back not long after he left. The dragon's horns are all broken... you Anyone who knows how beautiful the Dragon King is, the dragon horn is broken!"

"Hahahahaha...the dragon horn is broken?"

"That's right, I'm furious now, saying that it seems to have been hit by someone, and that I know that the person who hit it is in this mountain and sea realm, and I want to arrest that person and sacrifice to heaven."

Cthulhu No. [-] looked down at Gu Tao silently, and felt a little bit in his heart...

(End of this chapter)