Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 508 This world is too magical

"I'm neutral."

There was no expression on Jin's face all the time, and everything he said seemed to be talking about other people's affairs. That kind of calmness and indifference is really worth learning from Gu Tao.

"I can see it." Gu Tao adjusted his posture: "So you saw that I was actually me at the first glance?"

"How should I put it? I have been in charge of the world's magic for five thousand three hundred and thirty seven years. I have witnessed divisions and reunions, and experienced ups and downs. You can't lie to me." Jin slowly took out a fried onion ring from the kitchen and placed it on the table. In front of Gu Tao: "And you are my orthodox junior, I still understand the difference between closeness and closeness."

"Just... all the stupid things Xiaofeng has done these years are because you are behind her helping her clean up the mess."

"You also found her stupid?"

After saying this, the two looked at each other inexplicably and smiled...

"Hey, I'm just wondering why you don't organize your own strength? Logically speaking, your reputation as Lord Yunzhong is no less than that of Phoenix. And in terms of strength, you shouldn't be inferior."

"Drink water like a human being." Jin showed a slight smile, and then decisively stopped the smile: "I'm so ugly when I smile."

This time it was Gu Tao's turn to laugh out loud... He Zhe didn't laugh because he didn't like to laugh, but because he was afraid of being ugly. Are all the gods this year so strange?
"I am a 33-day person, and I am also a person from the inner sect." Jin looked at Gu Tao: "The only thing I can do is to remain neutral, do you understand what I mean? My home is 33 days, but the inner sect He is the one who inherits my will. To me, the only way is not to help each other."

"Understand."

Gu Tao understands this dilemma, and it is very cruel for him to choose which side to choose. The inner sect itself comes from 33 days, and all the exercises of the inner sect come from 33 days, and he is exactly The person in charge of the exercises, it can be said that the ancestors are all disciples taught by him.

Gu Tao, who is also a teacher, understands that feeling. It is impossible to tear up his own students with his own hands. Assuming that one day Gu Tao Siyuan and his group are going to hate each other with the base because of ideological issues, then as long as they don’t If it breaks the law, Gu Tao must not help each other, because both sides are people trained by himself, and it is inappropriate to help anyone.

"Why do you take care of Xiaofeng?"

"Because she is quite pitiful." Jin said: "She is just a tool for Fenghuang, but she thinks Fenghuang is her mother. I am soft-hearted."

Gu Tao nodded: "Actually, I think she is really stupid."

"If you're not stupid, you don't have the confidence to deal with Red Devil, Huofeng and Shao Siming at the same time."

"Young Commander? Is that the one playing with leaves?"

Jin nodded lightly: "Actually, Phoenix's power is mainly concentrated on his son, but her son was crippled by you and can't appear for the time being. Moreover, because of the Jindan Yulu incident, the Phoenix line and the Dust Python line are basically broken. , that's why that silly girl wants to use you to go black and red."

"Hey... the enemy who is really the enemy is the best comrade in arms." Gu Tao picked up his cup and took a sip: "I decided to just lurk down like this, and we will see the situation later."

Jin lowered his head and said nothing, while Gu Tao looked up at him: "Tell me, can I be the boss?"

"It's not impossible." Jin really smiled this time: "But do you want to fight against yourself?"

"It's too simple. They just divide the task and let me carry it out. What's so difficult about it?"

"Whatever you want, you should go, Xiaofeng is coming soon."

"I'm afraid she won't be able to come today."

"Huh?" Jin was stunned for a moment: "Why?"

"She is being picked up by my wife." Gu Tao sighed: "My wife has never failed to flirt with a younger sister. She may be cold."

Jin shook his head: "I really don't understand about you young people. But I still advise you to go."

"Huh? Why?"

"This is gay."

Gu Tao left as if fleeing. It's not that he discriminates against gays. It's just that if someone finds out and takes a picture, the headline on the front page of the practice world will become "Sovereign Gu hanging around gay late at night, suspected of being in a closet." "This kind of thing, his character design should be after the scumbag, the scumbag, and the big carrot, plus a dog who cheats marriage in the closet. He doesn't want to be discussed whether he is attacking or receiving...

Walking alone in the street, it happened that a car whizzed by beside her, the driver was Liu Zi, and the co-pilot was Xiaofeng, she obviously saw Gu Tao, and even poked her head out to look back a few times, then He gestured towards him, not knowing what it meant.

Gu Tao shook his head silently, suddenly a little afraid that Liuzi would sell her to some dark corner to be a surrogate mother... The price of her surrogacy should be very high, after all, she is good-looking.

However, when Gu Tao had just finished taking a shower in Liuzi's temporary residence, she came back alone. When she saw Gu Tao coming out of the bathroom with a towel around her ears, Liuzi curled her lips and said, "It's a pity I didn't bring him here. , otherwise it depends on how you explain it."

"You live in such a luxurious place, you have violated the regulations like this, okay?"

"My own money!" Liu Zi squinted: "This villa is mine! Do you really not know or fake?"

"When did you buy a house behind my back?"

"It's been more than ten years. At that time, I graduated from the third year of junior high school and said that I wanted to visit the pandas. My uncle told me not to stay in a hotel, because it was not clean, so he bought me a villa."

"It's awesome, it's nice to have money." Gu Tao jumped on the bed: "This bed...is really cool. When I first came to Earth, I slept in a bridge hole. It was hard and cold."

"That's your own hypocrisy, who is to blame?" Liu Zi walked into the bathroom with his pajamas in his arms, and then stuck out his head: "I will tell you about that little Phoenix later, she almost killed me laughing."

When Liu Zi came out of the shower, she said while blowing her hair: "From the very beginning, she was talking to me about replacing you, asking me to work with her, and then came up with several plans, saying that I would give You poison, poison you, and guess what?"

"Ang?" Gu Tao thought for a while: "I don't know, I really can't guess her brain circuit."

"She actually took out a bottle of paraquat and handed it to me." Liu Zi took out the paraquat from the bag: "It's still solid... I wondered if she didn't buy the liquid."

"The sale of liquids is banned." Gu Tao covered his face with one hand: "This is really a talent, and then..."

"What else? Then, she asked me to go back and try." The six sons turned to look at Gu Tao: "Da Lang, for the sake of her cuteness, you can just eat it and fulfill her."

"The key point is that I'm fine after eating it." Gu Tao opened the bottle of paraquat and smelled it: "I've tried it a long time ago. I'm really immune to the toxin. God bless my sister, she really gave me a miracle." Ability."

This is really something that Xiaofeng can do. If you want to poison him, just poison him well. What is the meaning of buying a bottle of pesticide?Not to mention anything else, just the smell of paraquat, is Gu Zongzhu a pig?What do you feed?How did she come up with it? It's not that her brain is hard to use, it's just that she is so stupid and cute.

"What else did you talk about?"

"I didn't actually say anything, but she was saying that she imagined what to do after poisoning you. First, let me destroy the body, say throw you into the catfish pond, let the catfish eat the body, and then let me Her younger brother, that is, you impersonate yourself, and then you follow her arrangement, and slowly transfer the assets and personnel of the inner sect to her, and finally the base also slowly transfers to her, when you are done. , she will let you retire."

"Did you tell her that there are only three people in the inner sect?"

"Why did I say that." Liu Zi shook his head and said, "I just asked her if she didn't plan to destroy the double as well?"

"What did she say?" Gu Tao continued to ask.

Liuzi Heheyile said: "She said no, she said you were very loyal and she was reluctant to give it up, so she planned to give you 10 yuan to go to Australia to feed kangaroos and keep your name anonymous. When the limelight is over, come over and help her."

"It's okay." Gu Tao nodded with a smile: "I didn't say to throw the body double into the catfish pond. It's not... use catfish to destroy corpses and traces. How did you come up with this?"

"You don't even know her brain circuit, how can I know?" Liu Zi dried her hair, and jumped into the quilt: "Then she asked me, do I have a boyfriend, and I said yes, I don't know." get married."

"Is she going to kill your husband and throw him into the catfish pond?"

"Oh, it's true. She said that my husband is not famous at all. Don't forget it. She said that she can introduce me to a good one. She is a water friend who is quite rich. Yesterday, she bought a yacht for her."

"Oh." Gu Tao scratched his head: "That's me too."

The six sons looked Gu Tao up and down: "Tell me, why don't we find a way to trick her to come here for fun?"

"Do you hear this is human talk?" Gu Tao shook his head and said, "I still have to rely on her to break into the enemy's interior, so don't mess around."

"You said she was so stupid, how could she live to such an old age?" Liu Zi was very curious about this question: "Really, when we had dinner with her at night, she was acting stupid all the time."

"Actually, it can be regarded as a chance. Her ostensible backer is Phoenix, but in fact, her real backer is the divine horse, Lord Yunzhong." Gu Tao curled his lips: "Ordinary people would not dare to touch her."

"Oh?" Liu Zi sat up straight: "You know all this news?"

"It's more than knowing." Gu Tao crawled into bed and hugged Liu Zi's waist: "I drank with him just now, and he said that he is our great ancestor uncle."

In order to verify this problem, Liu Zi really got serious. She put on her clothes and started to video with Xin Chen. After Xin Chen got the news, she seemed very excited, and then appeared in Liu Zi and Gu in less than 10 minutes. In front of Tao, he was still holding barbecue and beer.

"Let's go and visit Uncle Taizu."

"No, I have to go tomorrow. I can't beat you to death at night." Gu Tao wrapped around a bath towel and began to eat skewers: "I can give you the address."

"why are you not going?"

Gu Tao smiled, but did not answer...

(End of this chapter)