Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 507

Gu Tao felt that he was really worthless, and he had an inexplicable sense of guilt. This little Phoenix... is really so stupid that it makes people feel distressed. A high school student who has experienced society may not be as good as an old monster who has wandered around the world for hundreds of years.

Those old monsters, refer to Luo Yun and refer to the principal, they are all first-class human beings. Although Luo Yun looks like an ordinary person, just looking at her cunning appearance, she is not a good thing, the principal? It's a ghost-level existence, it's too powerful.

But it happened to come to Xiaofeng, why is she so stupid?
While waiting in line to buy milk tea after picking up the number, Gu Tao called Luo Yun.

"Didn't I tell you, don't contact me if you have nothing to do."

"I really don't want to contact you yet." Gu Tao laughed: "I joined for 33 days."

There was a sound of things collapsing, and then Luo Yun's voice was full of surprise: "Are you crazy or are you lying to me?"

"I'm not crazy and I'm not lying to you." Gu Tao sighed: "Based on my status, I am probably a middle-level cadre now, and I am sure that I will be at a high-level position in a short time."

Luo Yun was silent for a while before speaking again: "Did you become an undercover agent yourself?"

Look, this is the logical way of a smart person. She can sort out the possibility of the whole thing in a short time, and then find the path with the least resistance like a high-voltage discharge.But if the same problem was put on Xiaofeng, she might hold her head and think about it all night, and then lose her temper because she couldn't figure it out.

Gu Tao simply told her the whole thing, Luo Yun laughed instead: "Little Phoenix, it's interesting. She really was born in 1994. She is reborn, not immortal. She will continue to die, She is constantly reborn, but she will not keep it except her bloodline memory. This is the limitation imposed on her by Phoenix itself. You have to remember that although she claims to be the daughter of Phoenix, she is actually just Phoenix in order to ensure that she can After death, if there is no back door left by the successful rebirth, since she is a phoenix, all abilities and characteristics are the same, the only difference is that she has a long memory, and she will live, grow old, get sick and die, and then start all over again."

"Didn't Fenghuang give her the secret of longevity to preserve memory?"

"Correct." Luo Yun chuckled: "She only remembers that she is the daughter of Phoenix, and she is like this every time she reincarnates. She is not pretending, she is really stupid."

"That's pretty pathetic."

"You pity her?"

"I hate myself." Gu Tao took off a leaf and squeezed it in his hands to play with it: "Why do I act like this?"

"It doesn't matter what you do to the enemy."

Gu Tao didn't want to bring up this topic anymore, so he casually asked how Chengying was. Unexpectedly, Luo Yun asked Chengying to answer the phone directly. His, I have to make a compromise and say a few words to him.

"Can you use dim sum to find me and smell my sister?"

"If she doesn't want anyone to find her, no one will find you, you know?" Gu Tao's attitude towards her was also very irritated: "If you don't know how to chat, get lost, I'm not in the mood to coax you."

Chengying was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect that cheap Gu Tao would suddenly lose his temper: "How dare you talk to me like that?"

"Chengying, let me tell you." Gu Tao sneered and said, "I treat you well because of Sister Wen. If it weren't for her, you would be nothing but scrap metal in my eyes. What qualifications do you have to be coquettish?" Talk to me, do you know why I put you in Luoyun? It's because I don't even bother to use you, you don't deserve me, do you know!"

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Ying looked at Luo Yun blankly, and then actually cried...

"What's the matter, what did he say about you?"

"He said I wasn't good enough for him...and that I was a piece of shit."

"You really are." Luo Yun rubbed the back of his head: "Forgive me...Although you are Chengying, you are really nothing to him. Your attitude towards him is too bad. No matter what, he Now he is your master, you know why Sister Wen gave him the Sword Summoning Song Jue."

Chengying cried and stomped her feet, but Luo Yun didn't have so much time to comfort her, so he shrugged and carried his things and went to work.

And Gu Tao also started to order milk tea, one cup with no sugar and no pearls, one cup with double sugar and double pearls, this loss is unacceptable, and the milk tea shop must not let him earn a penny more.

After scolding Chengying for a while, Gu Tao was very happy, a lot of rubbish emotions drifted away with the wind, it felt really good, and he also suddenly found the reason why he likes being a teacher, there is no other reason , It's because... a teacher doesn't have to bear it, as long as he has a little rubbish emotion, he can physically punish those little bastards.

After buying milk tea, pastries, and fruit, Xiaofeng was still lying on the sofa and fell asleep, her clothes were rolled up above her stomach due to her bad posture, her entire waist was exposed, her hair was messed up and covered her face, It seems that it is really a very simple sand sculpture.

Gu Tao put the milk tea aside, then sat on the balcony and carried the dog named Doudou: "Let me tell you, you were wise yesterday, otherwise you would have disappeared without reason today, do you know?"

Gouzi nodded vigorously, for fear that if he slowed down, he would be murdered.

"Go, get me the blanket."

After a while, the dog really brought him the blanket, and Gu Tao fell asleep on the bench on the balcony covered with the blanket. When he was woken up, Xiaofeng was already standing beside him, watching Looking at the distance while sipping milk tea, no matter how you look at it, how silly.

"Can you fly?" Xiaofeng asked suddenly when he saw that he had woken up.

Gu Tao shook his head.

"Trash, can't even fly."

Isn't this normal? A bird asking a person if he can fly is bullying him...

"You said, one day we are going to kill that guy named Gu, and if you pretend to be him, wouldn't I be the best in the world?"

"Why?" Gu Tao really couldn't understand her brain circuit, so he had to ask.

But after he asked, Xiaofeng actually looked at him like he was mentally handicapped: "Why are you so stupid, my dog ​​controls the inner door, isn't that mine? Then I will be number one in the world? You will listen to me for 33 days, and the inner sect will also listen to me, wow...it's amazing to think about it! By then, even my mother will not dare to kill me."

"Does she always attack you?"

"Yes! She is eccentric, so she knows to take care of my younger brother. She will scold me if I have something to do, and ignore me."

These words sounded really sad, Gu Tao even wanted to give her a hug to comfort her.But when he heard his brother, he frowned slightly: "Then where are your mother and your brother now?"

"I don't know, my mother won't tell me at all, they are hiding very tightly. I heard that my younger brother was seriously injured by the surname Gu, and he is still paralyzed in bed. Even my mother dare not go To be fair, think about it... If I can kill him, am I really good? My mother won't be impressed by me by then?"

"Yes, yes, it is very powerful, and it must be impressive."

"Hehe..." Xiaofeng nodded and giggled.

From this point of view, Fenghuang didn't treat her as a family member at all, but kept her here as a container. After each reincarnation, it would be enough to issue a birth certificate. In terms of feelings, it would be better to have a relationship with her wholeheartedly. But Xiaofeng has always had deep feelings for Fenghuang. Isn't this the beginning of a tragedy?Gu Tao can already imagine the following plot, that is, one day when Phoenix really has an accident and wants to occupy Xiaofeng's body and obliterate her consciousness, Xiaofeng's unwilling and wronged eyes slowly disappear into the world .

Oops, it's a bit cruel.

But these few words also explain why Xiaohongmo and Xiaofeng are equal existences, and the same is true for the woman who plays with leaves, but they have a lot of experts and abundant resources, and Xiaofeng only has one tall one. A man, and that man doesn't seem to be her subordinate, Xiaofeng is even a little afraid of him.

"Is Mr. Jin also your subordinate?"

"No..." Xiaofeng shook her head and said, "I don't know who he is, but he is a 33-day person, and every time he tells me not to do this or that, you know, it's very annoying..."

"Is he alone?"

"Well, yes, I also asked others, but no one knew him."

Gu Tao felt that this gold was not easy, so he decided...tonight to find out the truth.

"Okay, I'm going to have dinner with that woman, are you going?"

"I'm not going, I'm going back too, I'm going to work tomorrow."

"Come and cook for me that weekend."

"Got it, got it." Gu Tao got up: "Then I'll go first."

"Hmm... WeChat contact."

Leaving from Xiaofeng's house, Gu Tao found the unremarkable bar based on the last location. At this time, the bar hadn't officially opened yet. As soon as he entered, the man like a tower nodded at him: "Sect Master Gu, sit."

really……

Gu Tao found a seat to sit down, and Jin began to skillfully mix the wine, turning the ice cubes, and after a while, a glass of good-looking wine was placed in front of Gu Tao.

"I just tuned it, try it."

Gu Tao took a sip: "Well, not bad."

"Thank you." Jin immediately began to make a second cup: "Then try this again."

After three glasses of wine, Gu Tao felt a little tipsy. At this time, Jin handed over a glass of cold and refreshing aloe vera juice: "You must be curious about my identity?"

"Otherwise what am I going to do?"

"Dust python, magic horse, phoenix and scarab, do you know these four?"

"Which side are you on?"

Jin laughed: "I'm not on either side. I'm the only horse that doesn't have power under my hand. But a horse is not a horse, I'm Yun Zhongzi, oh... you all call me Yun Zhongjun."

Gu Tao shot out a mouthful of aloe vera juice from his nose, and he quickly wiped his mouth: "Brother, are you kidding me?"

"How did you come from the inner sect? According to your seniority, you should call me Uncle Taizu."

Gu Tao sucked in a breath of cold air, tortoise... This plot is too much to bear.

(End of this chapter)