Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 503 It is really impossible to enter the leadership without connections.

Looking at Xiaofeng's domineering look, she still seems to be full of confidence, but in Gu Tao's eyes, she is clearly saying, "You will be my little brother after eating my Wuji Baifeng Wan. It's the next one."

But even so, Gu Tao can only put on a state of extreme pain, remorse and panic.

"Take it." Xiaofeng hung all the things she bought on Gu Tao: "You are my dog ​​now, do you know?"

According to Gu Tao's style, he would say "do you need to lick?" at this time, but it was obviously not suitable to speak in this tone at this time, so he could only follow her with a bunch of things dejectedly.

"Aren't you happy?"

"Happy...happy..."

"Good dog."

Lao Tzu... Gu Tao couldn't laugh or cry, he experienced the pain of being an undercover agent for the first time, what was he trying to do.Oh...yes, phoenix eggs.Now it is for the phoenix egg that I am enduring this silly little fairy, and when the time comes, I will fry, stew, steam, roast and stew all over again.

After buying a lot of things, Xiaofeng really took Gu Tao home, then tied his hands with a rope, and then took a group of photos and posted them on their forum with the topic "Your Guess who I caught.

All of a sudden, her post became the hottest post in that strange forum, and it was added as a refinement by the administrator. Many people commented on it below. Of course, some people questioned that it was fake. Xiaofeng also He didn't pretend at all, and just said that he was a very similar-looking trash.

Only one person silently cut off all connections with this forum after seeing these photos.

"She's finished." Hong Mo leaned on the sofa dumbfounded: "Asu, erase all my browsing traces from there, nothing can be left, and the account will also be canceled by me, and nothing can be left, you understand? "

"Yes, sir." Asu asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

"There is a stupid woman who messed with dirty things that shouldn't be messed with." Hong Mo shook her head and sighed: "She will implicate hundreds of people."

"But how do you know . . . that he is real and not fake?"

The Red Devil raised his head and looked at Asu: "Asu, let me teach you one more thing. You should never look at strength when looking at people. The fact that he is not much better than ordinary people is definitely a unique advantage rather than a disadvantage. We will confront him head-on. , I’ve had side-to-side confrontations no less than ten times, have you ever won?”

Really not... The last time it was a draw, although it hadn't reached the point of full-scale conflict, but the few times they fought, they didn't say that they could win like they did against others. up.Not only was that guy unaffected, but he also took advantage of the momentum they made to go further and bigger every time. He was an evenly matched opponent before, but now the Red Devils can no longer keep up with his size.

What is this concept?This is lost!

"Look here." Red Devil pointed to Gu Tao's wrist in the photo: "Is the shape of this watch familiar?"

"Sir... We have observed several high-level bases, and they all wear similar things."

"Well, there's more." The Red Devil turned to Gu Tao's frontal photo: "Look at his eyes, he is clearly smiling!"

When Asu saw it, it was really...

"Sir, do we need to remind the Phoenix Daughter?"

"Remind her? Do you think this idiot's status is not high enough?" Hong Mo frowned slightly: "Let them suffer, and they will know how difficult it has been for me these few years."

As the backbone force of the 33-day world, the Red Devils have been suppressed a bit miserably in recent years. Many businesses have to go overseas for development, and the size of their staff is constantly shrinking. Moreover, his main task is to establish beliefs. Simply put, they are cults. , but now the base is like crazy, and has even begun to cooperate with the grassroots police and neighborhood committees. As long as there is a little trouble, the lecture said that night, and the next morning people will rush in and lift the stove. There is no room for establishing a religion, and some businesses have also been hit hard. The most notable ones are the reselling of magical artifacts and the drug industry. These two business departments can basically be disbanded.The people at the base have sharper noses than dogs, really...they didn't sell enough for them to be captured, who can afford continuous losses.

So after going back and forth, he became the object of ridicule by his peers. Among them, Xiaofeng was the most ruthless. She relied on being the daughter of the Phoenix, and she had a lot of support when she didn't do anything. Now...hehe Well, the Red Devil is waiting to watch the show, and she may not even have tears when the time comes.

"This guy." The Red Devil said and suddenly laughed: "If it weren't for our different stances, I would definitely become close friends with him."

Asu was stunned for a moment. It was the first time in many years that he heard from his husband that someone could be described as a close friend. This can be said to be a very high evaluation, because it shows that the husband recognized the behavior and brains of that person. You must know that when the Red Devils commented on the three elders of Kunlun, they only described them as ordinary people, and when they commented on the five ghosts back then, they all just used their own cleverness.

"I'm really looking forward to seeing how this little phoenix will end up." The Red Devil glanced at the surrounding environment: "Asu, we logged into the forum just now, right?"

"Yes."

"Get ready to move." Hong Mo sighed: "Alas..."

Just after finishing speaking, a private message suddenly popped up on his computer, and he had obviously logged out, he felt a thud in his heart, and after he opened it quickly, he laughed. It turned out to be a solution for spider hair allergy. The source was a Unknown account.

"Move." Red Devil got up: "Now!!!"

But before moving, he worked hard to copy down the allergy treatment plan, and then went to the pharmacy to buy some of the drugs mentioned above...

On Gu Tao's side, Xiaofeng didn't know that the Red Devil had already started to run away. Instead, she happily started watching TV, while Gu Tao was lying on the sofa with her buttocks pouted.

"This posture is uncomfortable, can you let me go first?"

Xiaofeng glanced at him, raised her legs and didn't even pay attention.

"Oh, I want to go to the toilet." Gu Tao yelled, "I'll pee on the sofa."

Hearing this, Xiaofeng frowned, stepped forward and lifted Gu Tao up, and then let go of his rope: "I'm sorry you can't play tricks."

Gu Tao walked into the bathroom on his own, then quietly took out a small sticky invisible ball from his belt buckle and installed it on the four corners of the bathroom ceiling. Then he injected nanometers into the shower gel and soap. Robot, after everything was done, he washed his hands and went out.

"Do you... have any tasks for me?"

"Yes." Xiaofeng crossed her legs and said, "But I don't want to tell you now. I'll wait for an opportunity."

Gu Tao let out a oh, and sat on the sofa in a precarious manner, while Xiaofeng ignored him as if he didn't exist. After watching TV for a while, the daily live broadcast began. Gu Tao sat there listening to the sound of singing in the room, thinking of This guy is actually a music anchor, and he thought the world was amazing, but speaking of it, she is really a top-notch anchor, even without the filter, she is already perfect, adding a little filter, no wonder There are many licking dogs.

After a while, Xiaofeng came out: "Go and buy milk tea."

"Oh……"

"Wait." Xiaofeng stopped Gu Tao: "I won't tell you what flavor I like, but if you buy the wrong one, I'll beat you up."

Gu Tao let out a cry: "This..."

"Go!"

Going downstairs, Gu Tao turned on the communicator: "Satania, have you locked the Red Devil?"

"The drone has reached the location, but it is one step behind."

"What a genius, if the guy upstairs is like him, he will be difficult to deal with." Gu Tao sighed: "That guy can really run."

After going down, he went straight to Xiaofeng's favorite milk tea shop: "Boss, original milk tea, more tea, half sugar, no pearls, and a little lemon juice."

The boss looked at Gu Tao in surprise, but without saying anything, he skillfully made him a cup of Xiaofeng’s exclusive milk tea, while Gu Tao himself ordered a double portion of super sweet milk tea with many sugar pearls and drank it while walking. I bought some fruit and ice cream. Because Xiaofeng is hot, she eats a lot of cold things every day. These are all the information Gu Tao has. Anyway, to Gu Tao, this little Phoenix is ​​a little secret in front of him. None of them, and it was miserable... Gu Tao watched her live broadcast last night and bought her a yacht, and she happily thanked the boss.

When she handed the things to her, she was actually a little surprised. She wanted to find an excuse to beat Gu Tao up, but now...

"How do you know I have this taste."

"I..." Gu Tao touched his head and smiled silly: "Because I like to drink this way, I will try it with my taste."

"Then what about these?" Xiaofeng was carrying pears and popsicles: "How do you know I like these?"

"When I saw it was on sale, I suddenly wanted to buy some."

But as soon as the words fell, Xiaofeng kicked Gu Tao: "Sit down obediently!"

Gu Tao was rough-skinned and thick-bodied, so she didn't use much strength. It didn't hurt at all, but she was curious as to why she still got beaten even though she made the right choice...

The live broadcast lasted about two hours. When Xiaofeng came out of the room, Gu Tao had already leaned on the sofa and fell asleep, sleeping like a shrimp. Xiaofeng looked him up and down, and sneered: "The heart is really big!" .”

After finishing speaking, she kicked Gu Tao's ass on the sofa a few times, Gu Tao woke up rubbing his eyes, and stared at her bewilderedly: "Huh?"

Xiaofeng bent down, pinched Gu Tao's chin and looked back and forth: "Little girl looks pretty good. Go, wash your face and follow me!"

Gu Tao scratched his head: "Where are you going?"

"I asked you to ask? I told you to leave!" Xiaofeng frowned: "What are you talking about!"

(End of this chapter)