Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 502 What kind of experience is it to be a scum?
"Why do you want to be a doctor?"

Xiu Ling squatted beside the bed of the three little things, holding Xiaoxue's hand and asked with a smile.

Xiaoxue looked at her sideways and said, "My father is a bad man. He killed many people, but I don't want him to die, so I want to save more people."

"Okay! Being a doctor is also very good, and the doctors I know are all super powerful."

At this time, the little black dragon next to him suddenly crawled over: "I want to be an anchor!"

Xiu Ling narrowed her eyes and looked at her: "I warn you, you'd better not mess with me."

"I didn't mess around! I bitch...that's what my mother said." Little Black Dragon said seriously: "They all said that my mother said this before."

As soon as Xiu Ling heard it, he exploded!She called Xiuchen directly without asking what time it was, and after finally explaining clearly, she realized that although Xiao Heilong was very obscene and liked to swear, she was still a child who didn't understand anything after all. I actually believed the words of such a little brat...

Back in the room, the little black dragon was crawling around under the quilt, making her sister and Xiaoxue laugh loudly, but as soon as she came in, the two little girls immediately covered their mouths, and then heard the little black dragon shouting from the side Said: "Why don't you shout now?"

When she got out of the quilt and took a look and found Xiu Ling standing by the bed with her hands in her hands, she rolled directly to the corner and pointed at the wall: "I'm autistic."

Xiu Ling shook his head and sighed, then covered the three of them with quilts: "What about sister? What does sister want to be in the future?"

"I want to be a big hero like my father!"

"He? What kind of hero is he?"

"No, he's a great hero!" My sister stared at Xiu Ling, with tears welling up in her eyes, looking very sad: "He's a great hero!"

"Okay, big hero, big hero, he is a big hero, okay?" Xiu Ling couldn't deal with these emotional children anymore, so he had to admit defeat: "You guys sleep well, and I will make buns for you when you get up tomorrow, mushroom chicken Oh."

The little black dragon's sudden turn of the head ignited the cultivation of spirits. She picked up the little black dragon and patted his ass a few times: "Tomorrow, I have nothing to eat for breakfast!"

After turning off the lights and closing the door, the little black dragon got up sneakily: "Let's play for a while, I'll be the host, and you guys will be the water friends."

"Ah? You are going to die." My sister whispered in the dark.

And Xiaoxue was also silent for a while, and then asked in a soft voice: "If you are found out, you will be scolded."

"What are you afraid of?"

The little black dragon climbed down from the bed with short legs, and the dark red dragon flames lit up on its fingers.But as soon as the light came on, she sat down on the ground, because through Long Yan's fire, she saw Xiu Ling standing at the door with a murderous look on her arms, that look would definitely give people nightmares.

She turned on the light and slowly pulled out the magic whip from behind her back: "It seems that the whip has some meat tonight."

After a burst of howling, Xiu Ling really left this time, and the little black dragon was lying on the bed hugging his buttocks, biting the pillow and screaming, Xiaoxue and his sister beside him were trembling...
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The next day was a rest day, and Gu Tao also arrived in Chengdu early. The first thing he did was to go to the park to remove earwax, spend some money, and feel so good.Because he wore a communicator for a long time, his ears were very oily, so after cleaning them, he felt much refreshed.

But seeing that it was still early, he stood in the park and watched the old men play chess. Later, because of a trick, one old man ran away, but was held down by another old man, saying that he would leave before the next player came. I have to play chess with you, but Gu Tao is always willing to come, he turned on the chess master nightmare difficulty in the eyepiece, and then asked for a back player...

"What kind of trick..."

"Weird..."

"Hey! This young man is amazing."

"Ouch……"

As the battle became more and more fierce, all the old men around came to watch. After a while, more than a dozen old men gathered around. Talking about Gu Tao's evil way, never seen it and so on.

Gu Tao beat him to death in the two sets he played, and he had no chance of winning.Then the old man was unconvinced and challenged with substitutions. Gu Tao even waved his hand in order to show off: "Come together."

Playing chess with seven or eight old men at the same time suddenly became a wonderful sight in the park, and the picture in Gu Tao's eyepiece was also changing rapidly, which caught these old men by surprise. The people are still making moves, such as flying cannons, flying cars and soldiers, it's so lively.

After almost killing all the old men at the same time, Gu Tao laughed, stood up and cupped his hands around: "Acceptance, arrogance, hahahaha."

And just when he was about to withdraw, when he turned his head and saw Xiaofeng leaning against a tree and staring at him, Gu Tao was suddenly excited, as expected, he had waited!According to her behavior pattern, she would come to this park on weekend mornings to buy soba noodles sold by an old woman here. It seems that this behavior pattern is effective.

"It's so fun to bully the old man." Xiaofeng tilted her head and looked at Gu Tao: "Why are you here?"

Gu Tao took two steps back, then ran away.Xiaofeng froze for a moment, blinked her eyes but couldn't react, and instinctively wanted to chase after her, but seeing that there were too many people around, so she just frowned, snorted and left.

And it was noon in a blink of an eye, Gu Tao looked at his watch, and came to a shop that specializes in sesame oil chicken, ordered a sesame oil chicken and a boiled fish, and sat in the corner to count the time.

"Three...two...one..."

"Boss, the old rules, two servings of sesame oil chicken, eat here, plus one serving of Kung Pao chicken, no rice, I will lose weight."

Damn it, people who eat two portions of sesame oil chicken and only add one portion of kung pao chicken are talking about losing weight?Rely on thoughts?
After Xiaofeng finished ordering, she turned around and saw Gu Tao who was eating boiled fish in the corner and looking at her mobile phone. Her smile gradually changed, she walked over slowly, and sat down in front of Gu Tao: "Hey, really There is a way to heaven that you don’t go, but there is no way to hell that you break in.”

Gu Tao was startled, and the phone fell into the dish without holding it steady. He looked up and saw it was Xiaofeng, and immediately got up to leave, but Xiaofeng looked at his back and sneered, "Come back if you don't want to die!"

"This is what you said..." Gu Tao smiled and muttered in a low voice.

But when he turned his head, his face had turned into a look of horror, and he sat in his seat with his head lowered and silent.

"The phone is still soaked in it, why don't you take it out?"

At this time, Gu Tao quickly picked up the phone and began to wipe it with paper.

"When you were in Kunlun, didn't you have sharp teeth and a sharp mouth? Ang?" Xiaofeng laughed: "Oh, you are still bragging that you are the suzerain of the inner sect? With your entry-level ability, are you still the suzerain of the inner sect? I have to ask." Uncle Zhengfeng, you are just an ordinary disciple of a small sect, and there are only three people in the sect."

What Zhengfeng said is correct, there are only three people in the inner sect.

"What do you want?" Gu Tao frowned and said, "I didn't know who you were that day... I just wanted to flirt with you because I saw you were pretty, and then I found out that you are..."

"Shut up!" Xiaofeng frowned and crossed her arms: "If you dare to say it, I will tear your mouth apart!"

As a high-level executive in the last 33 days, if Xiaofeng's secular identity is discovered, she will not be able to act in the human world. The guy surnamed Gu in the inner sect will definitely arrest her. Although she has Fenghuang as a backer, Fenghuang has already As I said, tell her not to touch the inner door unless she has to, otherwise something will happen.

And the kid in front of him, although he is somewhat similar to Gu Zongzhu, but with Xiaofeng's cultivation level, he can be seen at a glance as a super weak chicken, the kind of entry-level player who can't even use normal spells, and he I'm afraid it's just relying on the similarity with Gu Zongzhu to deceive people everywhere.

"Boy, do you still remember what I told you on Kunlun? Tell me how you want to die."

"Is it okay to not die?" Gu Tao said with a mournful face, "I'm still young...the days are still long."

"That can't be done." Xiaofeng sneered: "I'm afraid you don't know who I am."

"I got it now……"

"Tell me, what are you doing here?"

Gu Tao rubbed his head: "Don't laugh when you say it..."

"Say!"

"I'm here to meet netizens..." Gu Tao coughed: "I met her in the game, and I recharged her a lot of money, and she kept calling me husband. Later, I wanted to meet her, but when I got here She just told me that his wife is about to give birth, and he can't leave..."

"Huh?" Xiaofeng was also stunned: "What?"

"I was cheated." Gu Tao said with a little embarrassment: "I was cheated for three years by a man pretending to be a ladyboy in a game."

"Pfft...hahahaha..." Xiaofeng covered her mouth and laughed: "You are really stupid."

At this time, Xiaofeng's food also came, she put the food on Gu Tao's table, and ate it leisurely: "What's your name?"

"Lu Xingchen."

"Well, the name is good, but I'm a bit silly." Xiaofeng said with a high-handed look: "Hurry up and eat, you can go on the road after eating."

Of course Gu Tao couldn't eat it, he said with a mournful face, "Why do you follow such an unknown person like me..."

"I'm following you? What are you?" Xiaofeng curled her lips: "It's just that you have such a calamity in your life, but I won't do anything here, and you'll know later."

"What do you want to let me go..." Gu Tao said with a pitiful face, "You can do whatever you want... I just offended me a few words, so I won't die."

Xiaofeng narrowed her eyes: "The following offense is death!"

"do not do that……"

"It's okay if you don't want to die, as long as I complete the task I gave you."

"Ah?" Gu Tao raised his head: "What... what?"

"You really look a bit like Sect Master Gu from the inner sect, but at your level, no one will believe you." Xiaofeng took out a pill: "Swallow it."

Gu Tao had no choice but to follow suit.

"Captain, component analysis, Wuji Baifeng Wan."

Satania's reminder almost made Gu Tao laugh...

"This poison, if you don't continue to take it within three days, your meridians will be shattered and you will die, so you should be obedient."

Gu Tao was half-crazed with a smile on his face when he first came into contact with this stupid method. He didn’t expect that some people would already use Wuji Baifeng Pills to deceive people. Is this the cunning daughter of the phoenix that Xiuling talked about?It's obvious that Nima is a silly and cute girl in middle school... The gap between her and her mother is really too big!
(End of this chapter)