Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 49: How can you, two pieces of trash, fight with a five-dog boss like me?

Although Gu Tao has no serious time, he still has a good sense of time. He arrived at the bottom of the teahouse on time at 27:[-], leaning against the stone lion at the door and wearing those glasses to watch the people coming and going. It's fun.

Most of the people on the road are between two and five dogs, and it is rare to see people with six dogs, but the armed police on the patrol car can have as many as seven or eight dogs, which is already twice the combat effectiveness of most adults. Coupled with the addition of emotion and willpower, it is no joke that three or five big men can't get close.

After watching passers-by for 10 minutes, Weiwei still hadn’t come down. Gu Tao glanced up, then took out his wallet and went to a milk tea shop not far away to order a drink, and then squatted under the teahouse while drinking wait.

There is no impatience and no complaints, anyway, it is the same state for him everywhere, waiting is not a very boring thing, waiting too much is not a problem.

Around six o'clock, Weiwei in casual clothes ran out of the house in a hurry, looked around nervously and finally found Gu Tao who was squatting there, she walked up quickly, and said with guilt on her face: " Sorry, have you been waiting for a long time? There is no way, the guests have not left."

"Ah, it's all right." Gu Tao pointed to the three empty glasses beside him: "You've bought me three drinks already."

Weiwei smiled apologetically: "Don't drink these next time, it's not healthy, I'll make it for you when I get home."

"You know all this? That watermelon milk cap is delicious."

Seeing Gu Tao's silly look, Weiwei was both funny and heartbroken. You must know that at this point in the afternoon when the sun sets, the outdoor temperature can reach 36 degrees, and the ground is even hotter. Ten minutes is a kind of torture, and he just squatted there for more than half an hour, which made Weiwei feel very uncomfortable.

"I'll make it for you when I get back, and you can eat as much as you want."

"Just now I saw fried chicken over there, do you want to eat it? I love it so much."

"Don't go shopping outside, let's go! Let's go shopping." Weiwei took Gu Tao's arm naturally: "I'll make you a honey grilled chicken when I get home."

At this moment, Teacher He and his nephew, who were entertained by Weiwei, also came out of the teahouse. Teacher He said to Weiwei with a smile, "Weiwei, let me ask Yuanchang to take you back?"

"No need, Mr. He. My boyfriend and I still have to go shopping." Weiwei smiled and waved her hands: "Go and do your work."

"It's such a hot day, you still have to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables yourself?" He Yuanchang asked in confusion: "It's very hard."

Weiwei smiled and said nothing, just bowed slightly to them: "Farewell."

Before leaving, Gu Tao turned his head and smiled at He Yuanchang. He thought the smile was sincere, but in the eyes of the other party, it was all mocking. Anyway, it was just a very annoying kind of smile.

"Is this a love rival?"

In the end, Gu Tao couldn't help but bought some snacks and ate them while walking. Although Weiwei didn't like to eat outside food, Gu Tao loved it. She couldn't say anything, but silently wrote down his taste.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Weiwei picked out relatively good vegetables, and didn't even raise her head after hearing Gu Tao's words: "It's just a customer of the teahouse."

"It's not like that." Gu Tao poked a fish beside him with his hand: "That little brother's eyes are very hot."

"Then let Liuliu beat him up when Liuliu comes back." Weiwei covered her mouth and smiled badly: "Are you satisfied?"

When it came to the topic of beating people, Gu Tao suddenly remembered something. He pointed the meter at Wei Wei, and then saw her value - 0-3, which means that Wei Wei's combat power is only three goose.

This is a real weak chicken...

I have seen a lot of people, Weiwei is the one with the lowest combat power among adults, the value of 3 geese is like giving it for nothing, taking a male as a reference, a slightly stronger nine-year-old boy already has 3 geese It's worth it, and Weiwei is an adult woman.

"Weiwei, you need to pay more attention to your body in the future, you are too weak." Gu Tao squeezed Weiwei's shoulder, as if he had pinched some kind of stick in his diaphragm, he picked it up and flicked it, feeling in a daze so right...

Weiwei looked back at him, blushing, dumbfounded.

After buying a lot of things, Weiwei seemed to be afraid that Gu Tao would not be able to eat enough, just like doing New Year's shopping, she bought [-] catties of beef alone, and there were so many other things that were scary, if Gu Tao's body hadn't been super-evolved Once, it was estimated that they would have to call a car to transport things back.

"In the evening, I will make you fried chicken, curry beef, sweet and sour pork ribs and stewed vegetables, what else do you want to eat, can you tell me?"

"Maybe...you can't finish it?"

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I'd like to have a smaller portion, and I can make the excess into dehydrated vegetables and jerky meat." Weiwei's eyes sparkled when she smiled, and her eyes were locked on Gu Tao's face: "No would be wasted."

Gu Tao was actually somewhat worried about Weiwei's physical condition. Although she looked good, her steps were getting heavier and heavier, and her breathing was getting heavier and heavier.

"You're tired, aren't you?"

"No." Weiwei shook her head, smiled and raised her head to look at Gu Tao: "I'm super happy."

"No matter how happy you are, your body must be able to hold it." Gu Tao sighed: "I'll get a car."

"Ah?" Weiwei was taken aback, "I don't have a driver's license."

"That's a trivial matter. I've delivered couriers before, and the driver's license is a trivial matter." Gu Tao said with a smile: "There will be no more high-end cars."

"It's up to you."

Back home, Gu Tao really couldn't bear to let Weiwei cook again, he pressed the stubborn girl on the sofa, and then wrapped her bear apron on himself: "I'll cook this meal for you."

"I'm really okay." Weiwei was a little dissatisfied: "I'm really okay."

"I'm good at cooking, don't worry."

"That……"

Gu Tao patted her on the head, then turned around and walked into the kitchen, but when he saw the huge pile of dishes, his head was too big at that time, how could he cook... Theoretically, he can cook the best The dish is scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and the others are probably inedible.

"Satania, find me a recipe." Gu Tao rubbed his hands and connected: "Chicken first."

"Captain, I am a military-grade smart assistant. I can help you lock 3000 million targets at the same time and also help you control all weapons."

"What do you want fried chicken for?"

"Chicken thigh with skin, flour, starch, garlic, eggs, ginger slices, salt, light soy sauce, olive oil, sugar, cumin powder, bread crumbs, black pepper. First marinate the chicken, then burn the oil, wait for the oil Wenda..."

Gu Tao operates exactly as Satania said. How to control the temperature is actually very simple. Although there is a special detection device, the easiest way is to wrap your fingers with an exoskeleton and put them in the oil pan, and wait until the temperature meets the requirements. From time to time, the sensor will prompt Gu Tao to put the food in the pan, and the extent to which it should be fried is also controlled by Satania.

Although one dish was made like a war, the fried chicken was finally made, and it looked good.

Next, the remaining few dishes were made by Gu Tao in this way.At first, Weiwei stood in the kitchen and watched him operate cautiously. Later, after finding out that he actually cooked in this way, Weiwei simply hid, because cooking like Gu Tao has no soul. It made Weiwei, who has a special affection for the kitchen, very uncomfortable.

"Come, come, let's eat."

Weiwei was amused by Gu Tao's silly appearance wearing an apron and serving the dishes, but when she looked at this fool's face, tears suddenly flowed out.

"Ah..." Gu Tao looked at Wei Wei innocently: "It can't be so unpalatable, can it?"

"No, no." Weiwei quickly wiped away her tears: "It's just... this is the life I only dreamed of before."

"I'm really embarrassed." Gu Tao patted her on the head: "The hot water is on too, so take a bath and rest early."

Weiwei looked at him, hesitated to speak a few times, and then blushed for no reason, but in the end she still didn't say anything.

"Just say what you want to say."

"That...that." Weiwei looked very nervous: "You... after you finish eating, will you... still eat me?"

"Wow..." Gu Tao pinched her nose: "You are too anxious."

"No...I didn't!" Weiwei quickly waved her hand: "I didn't mean that... Really didn't..."

"Okay, you can eat quickly."

And when Gu Tao took off his apron, a sharp alarm suddenly sounded in his ears. He was caught off guard and almost fell off the stool. Seeing his painful expression, Weiwei thought something happened thing, stood up quickly.

"It's all right." Gu Tao waved his hand and walked quickly to the door.

"Captain, an en route fusion strike has been detected, the distance is 1.7 light years, and the estimated arrival time to Earth is three hours and 22 minutes."

"Fuck!" Gu Tao was taken aback for a moment, then became anxious: "Stop it!"
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There will be another chapter later

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