Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 48 Five geese equal one dog.

"Fatty!"

Gu Tao raised his head and called Fatty downstairs. After he shouted for a long time, a huge head finally appeared at the window. His arms were bare, and he seemed to be fatter than before.

When he saw Gu Tao, he was stunned for a moment, and then waved to him almost ecstatically: "Small, get up here."

"Unfilial son!" Gu Tao raised his head and scolded with a smile: "You are not afraid of thunder if you call me daddy like that!"

Anyway, I have lived in this place for half a year, so I am familiar with the way up, the fat man at the door has already opened the door and waited for him, Gu Tao put on his slippers and walked in, then lay down on the sofa naturally: "Go and pour water for Dad. "

"Get out, pour it yourself." The fat man walked into the room, and after a while, he took out a small thing that was only as long as his arm: "Look, my daughter!"

"Hold the grass!" Gu Tao stretched his neck to look over: "I haven't seen you for a few days, the cubs are all down?"

Sure enough, if you look carefully, you can indeed see the changes in the room. The place where the game posters used to be pasted has become a wall calendar. All kinds of baby rice noodles, diapers and other things. The room where Gu Tao lived before has become a nursery room, with soft cushions and a small rocker inside. Although it is messy everywhere, it is more and more like What a home looks like.

"Okay." Gu Tao took out a pack of fresh milk from the refrigerator, bit it open and drank it: "Wow, has your milk gone bad? It tastes weird."

"That's...." Fatty said with a strange expression, "Drink, it's fine."

He was fine, but Gu Tao felt uncomfortable. He stuffed the milk into the fat man's mouth, rushed into the bathroom and began to rinse his mouth, then turned his head and opened his mouth and cursed: "You bastard, you didn't even say a word?"

The fat man sucked up the milk in one gulp, and then said helplessly: "The refrigerator will be full in a few days, and what I can't finish is that this stuff is too nourishing."

After all, he looked Gu Tao up and down, and then sighed: "You... you're not doing well, are you? In fact, it's all my fault. I'm useless. Why can't I get in touch with you when I call you later?"

"Don't mention it, I lost my phone." Gu Tao sighed: "I'll buy one later."

Fatty doesn't know what happened to Gu Tao, but just by looking at his clothes, as long as he is a person, he knows that his condition is not very good. As a friend, I gave him up when he was in the most difficult time , This guilt makes him feel very uncomfortable until now.

"Wait a minute." The fat man put the little thing back into the room, and then took down a thick dictionary from the shelf. He sat down next to Gu Tao, and when he opened the dictionary, it was actually emptied , and the hole was filled with money, there were one hundred, fifty, twenty, and steel coins. He grabbed it and put it on Gu Tao's lap regardless of the three sevens and twenty ones: "Now my money is controlled by the tigress." Yes, this is what I usually secretly saved, you take it first, and I will get you some in a few days."

Gu Tao threw the money aside: "You can save it and buy your game, just get me a watermelon."

"You don't have to be embarrassed, really." The fat man rubbed his nose: "Aliens also have to eat."

"Don't worry, a rich woman will take care of me."

The fat man was taken aback, then looked at Gu Tao in horror: "Really? Is the rich woman particularly perverted?"

"You fucking..." Gu Tao kicked him dumbfounded: "I just came back to see you, I'm fine now."

"Don't be fooled by me, look at your virtue, what can you do?" The fat man sighed: "You listen to me, take the money and buy something yourself, if you are usually hungry, come to me during the day , at night...the tigress is very annoying when she comes back from get off work."

"Don't worry, I won't bother to care if you have a wife or not on the day when I can't get along anymore, I will definitely come back to eat and drink."

As soon as he finished speaking, the little baby inside cried out. The fat man hurried in and picked up his daughter, then began to bottle-feed his daughter while coaxing him. Gu Tao looked at him with a smile on his side.

"This little thing sleeps when she's full. She doesn't bother people at all, but she's a good boy." When the fat man spoke, his face was full of happiness: "Now I want her to grow up safely."

Gu Tao stepped forward, took out a small metal piece from his backpack, then pressed the little thing's finger on the metal piece, and then the metal piece climbed up her finger as if it was alive. , and did not stop until he reached a very hidden place above the little guy's arm.

"What is this?" The fat man froze for a moment, looking curiously at the metal ring-like thing on his daughter's arm.

Gu Tao coughed: "I'm an alien, of course I'm a bit high-tech, didn't I tell you?"

"What's the use of this?"

Gu Tao smiled, didn't say anything, just picked up the cup next to him and poured a glass of water on the fat man, the fat man didn't have time to dodge, his whole body was completely wet, but he was surprised to find that the little thing in his arms wasn't wet at all. Signs of cold water splashing.

"This……"

"Don't worry, I'll still take the bath the same way. There will be no problem. But it can effectively isolate accidents. We call them worker ant drones. Micron-level products. As long as she doesn't go to Afghanistan to fight in the future, she will basically grow up safely and have no problem." Gu Tao picked up a spoon from the table next to him and threw it at the fat man. The spoon bounced aside in mid-air and was nailed to the wall, leaving only the head of the spoon: "See?"

The fat man scratched his head: "You...are you really an alien?"

"Keep it a secret from me." Gu Tao hammered him on the shoulder: "Come back to play with you when you have time. By the way, if you want to beat the child in the future, you can weigh it yourself."

"I just don't want to fight." The fat man kissed his daughter, then looked at Gu Tao hesitantly.

"Let's go, I'm happy to see you living well." Gu Tao stretched his waist: "No need to send it off."

After finishing speaking, he went straight out of the door, and the fat man was standing at the window with his daughter in his arms, watching him. When he turned his head, he saw the fat man waving goodbye to him, while Gu Tao laughed and shouted: "Son, son!" , take care of my granddaughter."

"Don't worry, I will make your sister fat for nothing."

In fact, Gu Tao wanted to come to play with Fatty, but seeing that he already had his own life and his own home, he couldn't bother him. As for giving a formation of worker ants drones out, that's okay. Unexpectedly, this has already violated the contract in a certain sense, but so what, this is at most a crazy test on the edge of violation, who made him eat and live for free for half a year, and that little thing looks quite Gu Tao likes the ones with aura. This can be regarded as a small gift for the people on earth. If it is not serious, it is not a big problem.

Leaving Fatty's house, Gu Tao took a deep breath, knowing that he has not been forgotten, his mood is very good.

Walking under the scorching sun, Gu Tao suddenly received a communication request from Satania.

"Captain, when you were asleep, I have already divided the Earth's biological power levels, and now I need you to formulate units."

"Use the goose."

"..." Satania was silent in Gu Tao's ear for a while: "I don't understand."

"How many dogs is one goose?"

"On average combat effectiveness, five geese are equal to one dog. This is the average data excluding extreme combat effectiveness."

"How many dogs are equal to a person?"

"..." Sanania fell silent again: "Are you sure you want to use this outrageous method?"

"That's it, let's use the goose as the basic unit. You haven't answered my question yet."

"The average male is equal to three dogs and female is two dogs."

"Modular."

"Yes."

This day is probably one of the most memorable days on earth, because a brand-new power statistics system was born, which was later called the goose-style unit of measurement. The average combat power of an adult male is fifteen geese equal to three dogs, The average female fight is ten geese or two dogs.

Although this model is a bit funny, it has become one of the greatest units, just like cattle, coke, grams, and meters, and goose has become a unit noun that divides the era.

Now that it is modularized, Satania can make the measurement tool, but because Gu Tao does not have quantum transmission equipment on him, he can only go back to the spaceship to get it, but because of time constraints, he did not take it this time. Instead of taking a bus, he took a taxi. Although the driver was curious as to why he was going to a smelly abandoned air-raid shelter, for the sake of money, he took Gu Tao there in 15 minutes.

Back in the spaceship, a glasses-like thing had already been placed on the printing platform. Gu Tao picked it up to look at it, and said with satisfaction: "It's very low-key, okay."

"Captain, I don't recommend you to use such a ridiculous unit."

"You must apologize to the geese all over the world." Gu Tao put on his glasses and found that there was nothing special: "How do you activate this thing?"

"In automatic mode, as long as you focus your sight on the target, the data will be displayed on it. For example, for a male, his data display may be 5-3, which means that his combat power is five dogs plus three geese. The larger the value It means the stronger the fighting power, but it is just pure fighting potential, this value is only the physical value, and the emotional impact is not included."

"I understand." Gu Tao nodded: "This is a good thing."

"The value is in quinary."

"Understood." Gu Tao nodded, isn't it just adding five to the back, then returning to zero and adding one to the front, it's very simple.

In order to test the effect of this measuring instrument, Gu Tao hurried back to the place where there were people. After he put on the glasses, a data network suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. He aimed his eyes at a big man selling watermelons on the street, and it really appeared in the upper left corner of the glasses. A 5-2 numerical identification.In other words, the combat effectiveness of this strong man who sells watermelons is five dogs and two geese.

And when he aimed his eyes at an old man with a cane, the data changed to 0-1, and the crutch would also display 0-1, which meant that the old man's combat power was that of a goose, and the crutch's combat power was also that of a goose. A goose, the two sides do not stack.

"Very good, very good... tools are included." Gu Tao looked at a truck with satisfaction: "3000-3"

"Hahahaha..." He suddenly laughed out loud: "One truck, three thousand dogs and three geese, it's okay...66666"

(End of this chapter)