Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 388 Childish Ghost

"Iron Security!!!"

Early in the morning, An Ruxue's roar sounded outside. Gu Tao walked out wearing a vest, big pants and slippers, and looked at her with messy hair: "What are you doing?"

"I am going to kill you!"

"What's wrong..."

"What did you give me? It's swollen!"

"Swollen?" Gu Tao suddenly smiled, "Let me see."

"Today you must die!"

An Ruxue rushed up to beat Gu Tao, but how could Gu Tao be touched by her, the two chased for a long time on the small playground, Gu Tao found that although this guy was very capable, he didn't seem to have the ability to move. The two short legs were flapping, and Gu Tao felt that he could run faster than her even if his legs were cut off.

"I can't do it anymore..." An Ruxue held on to the basketball stand and gasped: "Don't run! Death is very easy, very fast."

"Are you stupid or am I stupid." Gu Tao is in good health and is not panting, standing not far away: "It is said to be folk remedies, you have to stick to folk remedies, don't you feel hot? Is it painful?"

Having said that... An Ruxue thought about it carefully: "It seems so, but it must be Fengyoujing!"

"Have you ever seen Fengyoujing that looks like a plaster? It's really a good thing that was ruined in your hands." Gu Tao looked disdainful: "Dr. Huan, I really don't know much, what do you study?"

"physics."

Ph.D. in physics, as a science student, is he so stupid?Gu Tao felt a little strange, none of the science students he knew was like this, the previous science student was named Tifa, she was not like this.Or... She has decided to give up thinking so that she can grow up a little bit?

"It's pointless for me to lie to you." Gu Tao spread his hands with an innocent face: "If you don't believe me, return the things to me."

"No!"

In the next few days, An Ruxue appeared every day with a strong smell of cooling oil. Sometimes she accidentally touched something on her chest, and she would squat on the ground with a grin on her face and rub it for a long time. She looked a little desolate, but the key point was She refused to listen to the question, and Gu Tao couldn't stand it anymore. He said that this thing varies from person to person, and if it was too uncomfortable, forget it, but she insisted on using it with disdain, even if it hurt so much that she secretly wiped her tears while taking a shower at night. Don't give up on treatment.

"Miss Tifa, let me ask you... is there anything that can quickly enlarge breasts?"

When Gu Tao quietly contacted the base, he asked a casual question, while Tifa said with contempt: "Do you like big ones?"

"That's not the problem." Gu Tao sighed: "Don't worry about it, what you did..."

It's really a crime. Seeing An Ruxue's appearance, Gu Tao felt that he had committed a serious crime. Like a bastard who tricked children into eating chili, Gu Tao looked at An Ruxue's grinning face all day long. .

"There is, but the effect is not very good. At most, it will increase the bust by a few centimeters, but the effect is fast, and the real effect can be seen in one round."

"enough!!!"

"Then I will send it to you."

Soon, five capsules appeared on Gu Tao's table, and there was a handwritten instruction on it, saying that one capsule per day, but it could not be taken directly, as it would irritate the stomach...

"It's strange, sister Tifa is researching this." Gu Tao rubbed his chin: "Her is big enough."

But this is not the point. Early the next morning, Gu Tao heated up the milk, poured the contents of the capsule into it and stirred it with his fingers. After that, he smacked his fingers twice, and then woke An with the milk. After a while, the sleepy An Ruxue opened the door in children's pajamas. When she saw Gu Tao at the door, she asked with an expression of extreme distrust: "What are you doing?"

"Bring you milk."

"why?"

"Drink more milk...it will make you bigger."

An Ruxue took the milk, looking at Gu Tao's expression was like looking at a worm: "I warn you, if you want to chase me, you will give up your heart, I will not like a garbage smelly fish and rotten shrimp. "

"I know, I know."

Gu Tao didn't care about what she said at all, he was only thinking of ending this matter, and if the essential oil was wiped off, it might be marinated...

From then on, Gu Tao boiled milk for An Ruxue every morning for five days.On the morning of the sixth day, An Ruxue got up early and waited for Gu Tao to deliver milk, but she couldn't wait any longer. She frowned and took off her pajamas to put on her underwear. Suddenly she found that her loose underwear had become She had to sew them together tightly. Her first thought was that the clothes had shrunk, but when she took out a ruler to check, she realized that...it was really big!It’s really big! ! !
She put on her clothes, rushed to Gu Tao's door crazily, and banged on the door desperately: "Dog security guard! Come out!"

After a while, Gu Tao came out with dark circles under his eyes because he watched a movie late yesterday: "What are you doing?"

"It's really big!!! Big!"

"Huh?" Gu Tao lowered his head and took a look: "This is a good thing."

"No, it seems that you didn't lie to me, and today's milk!?"

Seeing her excited look, Gu Tao couldn't bear to expose her.When Gu Tao checked her profile before, she found a dark history about her. Five years ago, she participated in a flat-chested competition on Weibo. People with flat chests were wearing underwear anyway. She, a fool, just didn’t wear them. The photos of the underwear were posted. According to common sense, such missing photos would be deleted in seconds, but... her photos were consistently posted on her Weibo for a week before they were deleted by her after she realized it. , This is Shengsheng being judged as a male by the system, and Gu Tao thinks that this is probably the greatest malice the world has towards her. .

Moreover, the underwear photos and breast photos are all about good people who have a safe life, bloggers are good, and have masturbated, but when it comes to her, they are all about you being so pitiful, sympathizing with you, brother, your sheets are so beautiful, the big brother is worshiped by the little brother... …

In short... Her current madness is somewhat understandable, after all, she is a girl.

"It's not good if it's too big, really." When Gu Tao was cooking breakfast, he looked at An Ruxue who was pinching his nose and pouring milk: "Why do you have to?"

"You know what a fart!" An Ruxue was furious: "You know that people are starting to develop, and when I am still like this, what do people think of me? Do you know how it feels to be treated as a child by the senior you have a crush on? Do you feel like being treated as a man by a robot when you post it online?"

Gu Tao could hardly hold back his laughter...

In fact, An Ruxue is a really pretty girl, with delicate face and delicate facial features. Although she wears glasses, she not only does not lose points, but also adds a lot of points, but she has this body shape, how can I describe it... Anyway, her The clothes are all children's clothes, and the shoes are all children's styles. Even the underwear that is drying out is the style of little strawberries, little lions, and red pandas. What about underwear...don't even think about bras, and the vest is barely, According to her, it doesn't make any sense whether she wears underwear or not. Wear it in summer to prevent bulging, and it doesn't matter at other times!none!Place!Said!

"How miserable."

"Stop talking. Dog security guard, do you have any other remedies?"

"No more." Gu Tao shook his head: "Remedies must have a good foundation, you..."

"Alas..." She probably knew her state, so she could only sigh helplessly: "Remember to tell me next time. I don't expect to grow taller, but at least it can make me look like a woman." !"

Really, if she sat shirtless with Gu Tao on the playground to enjoy the shade in the summer, Gu Tao would lose if he looked at her more often. It's over.

Soon, the first month passed like this, and there was still no movement in this mountain village school. In addition to fishing, cooking, drinking and sleeping every day, Gu Tao would run back to take care of the children every now and then. If he had not gone back, he would have been alone. People are bored in the room to deal with some matters of the base, and hold a conference call with Jingyuan and them, which is no different from the outside.

But An Ruxue has completely turned into a savage. She has changed from a lady's attire to a boy's attire. She hunts, fishes and tosses Gu Tao all day long. Is Lao Zheng... still the same, cooking is his hobby And fun, drinking too.Now there is an added pleasure, drinking wine and watching Gu Tao tease An Ruxue, and then being chased by An Ruxue all over the playground.

Gu Tao's mouth is really owed, not only owed but also hurt a lot, he especially likes to annoy An Ruxue, and then make her run around.And An Ruxue also has brain problems, she always loses her temper with Gu Tao, but when she turns her head, she will go to his side again to chat with him, but before chatting for a few words, the volcano will erupt again.

Time has entered June, and the new World No. [-] Martial Arts Conference has started to sign up again. Gu Tao did not participate this time, and Xin Chen operated according to Gu Tao's arrangement. The most obvious difference between this time and the last time is that it is no longer a The five major camps jointly held the event, but one camp in the Northeast Central Plains, one camp in Shushan and the South, and Kunlun did not participate because they were very busy and had to farm.

But in fact, a group of people from Kunlun have already entered the base and started formal training in the virtual arena. Every day, together with Liuchun and his gang, they are beaten by the Blue Army and run away.The blue army, which has been strengthened for another round, is no longer the combat power of the world. Although the red army will get all kinds of magical buffs at the beginning of the game, but every time without exception, they are pressed on the ground and rubbed, until they cry .

"Draft it!" The deputy commander-in-chief of the Red Army hiding in the cave cursed, "Who can tell me why the Blue Army dropped a nuclear bomb!"

"You fucking ask me, who the fuck am I asking!" Liu Chun hugged his knees, "I'm going crazy! I'm fucking hanged and beaten again."

"Aren't you coming yet?"

"Come on! I don't believe it anymore, regroup! Prepare to behead!"

Although I don't know what kind of mood they are fighting against, it is probably the same mentality as the group of people who played wolf.Of course, this confrontation is still different from that of a wolf. The wolf has hints of tricks and weaknesses.But this kind of confrontation training, the opponent doesn't beep at you at all. They start with a tactical nuclear strike followed by a spell bombardment, then the entire mechanical army plows the ground to search, and finally the sword fairy rides on the face.

That is to say, while the blue army has nuclear weapons, it also has fully mechanized troops, forbidden curse mages, sword immortal troops, and top bosses of various sects with an average ability of 200 spirits.Geese, dogs, Xiuling and Xinchen are combat units, one spirit is equal to [-] million dogs, and one Xin is equal to three spirits.And the combat power of a sword fairy army is about three thousand Xin, is this a confrontation match?Can this break through the fairyland?

Hit your mother!
Liu Chun got up and spat viciously on the ground with black ashes: "Director, I celebrate the eighteenth generation of your ancestors! The last remaining personnel, follow me, and the beheading begins!"

(End of this chapter)