Earth Survival Guide
Chapter 387 A third person finally appeared.
Chapter 387 The third person finally appears.
Gu Tao was startled.Old Zheng was right when he said that Eucalyptus had no smell.But logically speaking, Eucalyptus's mana is so strong that ordinary people can't see that she is a monster. From this point of view... this old Zheng's spiritual sense is extremely high.
"Alas...but it doesn't matter if you are human or not. Sometimes human beings are not as good as ghosts and beasts." Lao Zheng seemed to be talking to himself, "It's just as long as you two are happy."
"I said." Gu Tao drank the wine in his glass: "Are you some kind of hermit or something?"
"Tall fart, I'm just a mushroom grower, but I've been living in the mountains for many years and I've seen a lot of weird things. It seems like you know about your wife." Old Zheng narrowed his eyes and looked at Gu Tao: "I'll just say You don't look like an ordinary person."
Gu Tao smiled and waved his hands: "I know, I know, but I'm just a poor teacher. All right, let's expose this topic."
Old Zheng is not a person who asks the bottom line. After Gu Tao said so, naturally this topic ended. The two chatted about other things before entering the nap session.
In this place, the sun is not seen in the mountains, except for sleeping, basically eating, so nap is an important part of life, but Gu Tao usually can’t sleep, he usually wears the goggles to watch a movie for a while, and by the way, Lao Zheng’s snoring is flying all over the sky. When I am here, I will make a guest appearance as the doorman.
But today, when he was lying on the doorman as an uncle, the glass window outside was suddenly knocked awake. He got up from the recliner and saw a forehead appearing in the window...
Forehead... Gu Tao stuck out his head, and found a girl outside, wearing a pair of glasses, carrying a box bigger than her, and she was pretty.After seeing Gu Tao, she bowed politely, and then asked, "Excuse me, is this Xiaoman Town Central Primary School?"
Gu Tao looked at the handwritten address book on the drawer, and looked up the Xiaoman Town Central Primary School written by Lao Zheng.He nodded: "Are you... a student?"
"No no no no..." The girl shook her head again and again: "I am a teacher."
teacher?Gu Tao looked her up and down. The height of the window from the ground was about 1.3 meters, and she only showed her forehead, which means that her height is only a little over 1.4 meters. This height, hahahahaha...
When Gu Tao was holding back his laughter, the girl also raised her head and looked at Gu Tao stubbornly, her eyes seemed to breathe fire.
"I think you'd better respect it. I didn't mean to be so short. I'm born like this. Is it funny?" The girl said angrily, "If you can't even do respect, then I'll teach you how to be a Adults!"
Hey... It's still a small pepper. Sure enough, the ancients did not deceive me. Chaotian pepper is small and has a high degree of spiciness.
"Sorry, sorry, I'm just surprised how you came to such a place where the birds don't shit."
"It's nothing to be embarrassed about, but I'm not obliged to tell you."
But at this time, the eyepiece showed the girl's identity, and his identity had already been recorded. She was No.11 in the finals of the last martial arts competition! ! !
He was recruited by the Central Plains sect, but later seemed to offend him because of his explosive temper and was assigned to this place where no one can shit. But looking at it now... this place seems to be really a place of exile. Gu Tao is like this, So is this little girl.
"Take me to the principal! Tie Baoan."
Pfft... The young lady has such a fierce temper, and her civilized appearance is really just a disguise.
But as the eleventh in the martial arts competition, they don't know the famous Gu Zongzhu in front of him?Oh... Gu Tao remembered, he participated in one game, and then he was absent because Wei Wei was pregnant, so it is normal that the players behind him don't know him.
"There is no principal here." Gu Tao spread out his hands: "Here is the guard, Old Zheng, and me."
"Oh? Are you not a security guard?"
"I'm a teacher just like you."
The little girl showed a disgusted expression, and said in her mouth, "What kind of place is this? It's full of rotten fish and shrimp."
Gu Tao is not angry, he just thinks her logic is very problematic, because if you put it this way, she is also the smallest among the rotten fish...
Because Lao Zheng was still sleeping, the girl had no choice but to sit in Gu Tao's small room and wait. While sitting there, the two of them chatted. During the chat, Gu Tao learned that her name was An Ru. Xue, from Zhengzhou, although she looks very young, is actually 26 years old, and she is a legal one.
Of course, her ability is also quite powerful, it's called crystal.She can produce a crystallization effect on all organic and inorganic substances, which means that she can make powders absorb water and turn into crystals, and she can also directly crystallize things that contain water in themselves. The shortcoming is that it requires physical contact, but once it is touched, as long as it is more powerful than her, Things with low ability levels will be instantly penetrated by crystals. The ability to attack completely is very terrifying and very powerful.
More importantly, she is also a Ph.D., the most educated among all the contestants. Under the influence of knowledge, she can control the degree of crystallization to the micron level, which is the legendary surgical level. If you want to penetrate your penis, it will never penetrate to the extent of the egg, and even if she touches the hair, the penis will explode.
"What about you? What ability do you have?"
Gu Tao is a weak chicken... He is an anti-drug and can breathe underwater. Simply put, he is a mermaid with full anti-drug points. Can he say that all he can teach is swimming lessons?Of course not, face matters...
"I am more versatile, and I can do anything."
"Bragging." An Ruxue looked unbelieving: "Where did you place in the last competition? I didn't even see you in the finals."
"I……"
How to compile this?Gu Tao is the initiator and planner, he can't say that he is the leader of Gu Sect.
"Forget it, stinky fish and rotten shrimp are stinky fish and rotten shrimp." An Ruxue shook her head: "Speaking of which, your surname is also Gu, what relationship do you have with Sect Master Gu?"
"Let's go to my family."
"That's okay? Look at others, look at you." An Ruxue sighed: "It's really a difference between clouds and mud, what is your name Gu?"
"Valley ginseng."
Gu Tao feels that he really misses this ginseng, his son can't use it anymore, he uses it himself...
"Huh? This name? I feel like a pseudonym anyway."
"My dad is a medicine farmer."
well?Speaking of this, Gu Tao suddenly found that he seemed to have become a dead teacher just like the dead teacher father, whether it was temporary or not, but it was the same goal after all.But thinking of his father's astonishing fighting power, Gu Tao felt that he really seemed to be the shame of the family.Grandpa is amazing, dad is even better than grandpa, but when it comes to me... Could it be that my real father is not him?
No, the black corundum mark will not lie, and if the old man knew that he was a wild species, he would probably throw Gu Tao into the incinerator within three hours of his birth. That old thing is inhuman, and he can do it.
"Okay." An Ruxue sat on the chair and shook her feet back and forth because they were too short to touch the ground: "What do you do here every day?"
Fishing, hunting, drinking, grilling, sleeping...
Oh, and tell ghost stories.
"What the hell kind of place is this!" An Ruxue was furious, "I'm a dignified Ph. D., and you arrange me here as a village teacher?"
Gu Tao spread out his hands and said to himself, "With your temper, you are worthy of your 1.4-meter height for not sending you to the Ural Mountains to herd sheep."
After Lao Zheng got up in the afternoon, he brought the small girl to her bedroom. She was not afraid at all, she stuffed her luggage under the bed and ran out to play. At night, she actually brought a wild boar back. It was really a wild boar, the adult one, at least three times her weight.
"This is... a wild boar?"
"Yes." An Ruxue nodded: "Wild boar, Tie Baoan go get it and eat it."
Gu Tao dragged the wild boar strangely and began to disembowel it. Before dissecting the wild boar, Gu Tao found that the cause of death of the pig was myocardial infarction. When he cut it open, although there was no scar on the outside, the whole heart was completely useless. It was blown into a mess, blood vessels and muscles were riddled with holes, it was almost an instant death, Gu Tao unconsciously looked back at the very cute An Ruxue who was sitting there dangling his legs, feeling that this mother Their cute and petite appearance hides a bloodthirsty heart.
"Ah, yes. Tie Baoan." An Ruxue called out to Gu Tao, "If you dare to do something to me at night, if you see the pig in your hand, it will be your fate."
"I know, I know." Gu Tao waved his hand: "I'm not a pervert, and I have no interest in sexy girls."
At some point, Gu Tao felt a chill on his neck, and An Ruxue stood behind him at some point, scanning his neck with gloomy eyes: "What are you talking about? Who are you not interested in?"
"Ah? Interested, interested."
"Then you try, this pig is your fate."
Gu Tao felt that there was something wrong with her designation, so he was silent for a while: "I think..."
"I can't even think about it! It's a crime to think about it!"
"I think you misunderstood." Gu Tao coughed: "Your figure..."
As soon as the words fell, An Ruxue ran in from the outside, and An Ruxue's eyes were fixed on the flesh in front of her chest. She didn't recover until she pounced on Gu Tao's back, and stretched out her hand to pat her chest. Li muttered silently: "I feel like I've been hurt so badly all of a sudden..."
She's going to stay here tonight, and An Ruxue keeps a cold expression all the time, she even takes a bite and stares at her chest when she's eating, she looks like she's eating her, and she doesn't even bother to talk to children of this level, I was just chatting with Gu Tao about some weird topics.
"Tie security guard, come here."
When Eucalyptus went to wash up, An Ruxue stood in the distance and called Gu Tao, who was sitting on the recliner reading a book, and said with all her teeth and claws, "Tell your girlfriend to stay away from me in the future!"
"Why?" Gu Tao looked confused.
An Ruxue looked down at her flat figure, stomped her feet and gritted her teeth: "What does it have to do with you?"
Gu Tao noticed the look in her eyes, and burst into laughter: "I know... I know..."
"Why are you laughing!" An Ruxue chased after Gu Tao's buttocks: "I ask you why are you laughing! What's so funny!"
"Okay." Gu Tao turned around and patted her head: "You can still grow again."
"Really?" An Ruxue's eyes widened immediately: "I'm already 26, and I've used all kinds of folk remedies..."
Gu Tao suddenly became mysterious, and took out a can of unmarked ointment from his pocket: "My girlfriend uses this, you take it, a course of treatment every three days, just apply it evenly after bathing The smell is very irritating, a bit like essential oil, and it will hurt when you put it on, but you have to bear it."
"You didn't lie to me?" An Ruxue lowered her voice with a mysterious face: "Is it useful?"
Gu Tao didn't answer, just pointing to Eucalyptus dangling outside in his shirt.
An Ruxue immediately felt as if she had found a treasure, and quietly walked into her room.
"What did you give her?" Eucalyptus leaned over and asked.
Gu Tao whistled: "It's just essential oil."
(End of this chapter)
Gu Tao was startled.Old Zheng was right when he said that Eucalyptus had no smell.But logically speaking, Eucalyptus's mana is so strong that ordinary people can't see that she is a monster. From this point of view... this old Zheng's spiritual sense is extremely high.
"Alas...but it doesn't matter if you are human or not. Sometimes human beings are not as good as ghosts and beasts." Lao Zheng seemed to be talking to himself, "It's just as long as you two are happy."
"I said." Gu Tao drank the wine in his glass: "Are you some kind of hermit or something?"
"Tall fart, I'm just a mushroom grower, but I've been living in the mountains for many years and I've seen a lot of weird things. It seems like you know about your wife." Old Zheng narrowed his eyes and looked at Gu Tao: "I'll just say You don't look like an ordinary person."
Gu Tao smiled and waved his hands: "I know, I know, but I'm just a poor teacher. All right, let's expose this topic."
Old Zheng is not a person who asks the bottom line. After Gu Tao said so, naturally this topic ended. The two chatted about other things before entering the nap session.
In this place, the sun is not seen in the mountains, except for sleeping, basically eating, so nap is an important part of life, but Gu Tao usually can’t sleep, he usually wears the goggles to watch a movie for a while, and by the way, Lao Zheng’s snoring is flying all over the sky. When I am here, I will make a guest appearance as the doorman.
But today, when he was lying on the doorman as an uncle, the glass window outside was suddenly knocked awake. He got up from the recliner and saw a forehead appearing in the window...
Forehead... Gu Tao stuck out his head, and found a girl outside, wearing a pair of glasses, carrying a box bigger than her, and she was pretty.After seeing Gu Tao, she bowed politely, and then asked, "Excuse me, is this Xiaoman Town Central Primary School?"
Gu Tao looked at the handwritten address book on the drawer, and looked up the Xiaoman Town Central Primary School written by Lao Zheng.He nodded: "Are you... a student?"
"No no no no..." The girl shook her head again and again: "I am a teacher."
teacher?Gu Tao looked her up and down. The height of the window from the ground was about 1.3 meters, and she only showed her forehead, which means that her height is only a little over 1.4 meters. This height, hahahahaha...
When Gu Tao was holding back his laughter, the girl also raised her head and looked at Gu Tao stubbornly, her eyes seemed to breathe fire.
"I think you'd better respect it. I didn't mean to be so short. I'm born like this. Is it funny?" The girl said angrily, "If you can't even do respect, then I'll teach you how to be a Adults!"
Hey... It's still a small pepper. Sure enough, the ancients did not deceive me. Chaotian pepper is small and has a high degree of spiciness.
"Sorry, sorry, I'm just surprised how you came to such a place where the birds don't shit."
"It's nothing to be embarrassed about, but I'm not obliged to tell you."
But at this time, the eyepiece showed the girl's identity, and his identity had already been recorded. She was No.11 in the finals of the last martial arts competition! ! !
He was recruited by the Central Plains sect, but later seemed to offend him because of his explosive temper and was assigned to this place where no one can shit. But looking at it now... this place seems to be really a place of exile. Gu Tao is like this, So is this little girl.
"Take me to the principal! Tie Baoan."
Pfft... The young lady has such a fierce temper, and her civilized appearance is really just a disguise.
But as the eleventh in the martial arts competition, they don't know the famous Gu Zongzhu in front of him?Oh... Gu Tao remembered, he participated in one game, and then he was absent because Wei Wei was pregnant, so it is normal that the players behind him don't know him.
"There is no principal here." Gu Tao spread out his hands: "Here is the guard, Old Zheng, and me."
"Oh? Are you not a security guard?"
"I'm a teacher just like you."
The little girl showed a disgusted expression, and said in her mouth, "What kind of place is this? It's full of rotten fish and shrimp."
Gu Tao is not angry, he just thinks her logic is very problematic, because if you put it this way, she is also the smallest among the rotten fish...
Because Lao Zheng was still sleeping, the girl had no choice but to sit in Gu Tao's small room and wait. While sitting there, the two of them chatted. During the chat, Gu Tao learned that her name was An Ru. Xue, from Zhengzhou, although she looks very young, is actually 26 years old, and she is a legal one.
Of course, her ability is also quite powerful, it's called crystal.She can produce a crystallization effect on all organic and inorganic substances, which means that she can make powders absorb water and turn into crystals, and she can also directly crystallize things that contain water in themselves. The shortcoming is that it requires physical contact, but once it is touched, as long as it is more powerful than her, Things with low ability levels will be instantly penetrated by crystals. The ability to attack completely is very terrifying and very powerful.
More importantly, she is also a Ph.D., the most educated among all the contestants. Under the influence of knowledge, she can control the degree of crystallization to the micron level, which is the legendary surgical level. If you want to penetrate your penis, it will never penetrate to the extent of the egg, and even if she touches the hair, the penis will explode.
"What about you? What ability do you have?"
Gu Tao is a weak chicken... He is an anti-drug and can breathe underwater. Simply put, he is a mermaid with full anti-drug points. Can he say that all he can teach is swimming lessons?Of course not, face matters...
"I am more versatile, and I can do anything."
"Bragging." An Ruxue looked unbelieving: "Where did you place in the last competition? I didn't even see you in the finals."
"I……"
How to compile this?Gu Tao is the initiator and planner, he can't say that he is the leader of Gu Sect.
"Forget it, stinky fish and rotten shrimp are stinky fish and rotten shrimp." An Ruxue shook her head: "Speaking of which, your surname is also Gu, what relationship do you have with Sect Master Gu?"
"Let's go to my family."
"That's okay? Look at others, look at you." An Ruxue sighed: "It's really a difference between clouds and mud, what is your name Gu?"
"Valley ginseng."
Gu Tao feels that he really misses this ginseng, his son can't use it anymore, he uses it himself...
"Huh? This name? I feel like a pseudonym anyway."
"My dad is a medicine farmer."
well?Speaking of this, Gu Tao suddenly found that he seemed to have become a dead teacher just like the dead teacher father, whether it was temporary or not, but it was the same goal after all.But thinking of his father's astonishing fighting power, Gu Tao felt that he really seemed to be the shame of the family.Grandpa is amazing, dad is even better than grandpa, but when it comes to me... Could it be that my real father is not him?
No, the black corundum mark will not lie, and if the old man knew that he was a wild species, he would probably throw Gu Tao into the incinerator within three hours of his birth. That old thing is inhuman, and he can do it.
"Okay." An Ruxue sat on the chair and shook her feet back and forth because they were too short to touch the ground: "What do you do here every day?"
Fishing, hunting, drinking, grilling, sleeping...
Oh, and tell ghost stories.
"What the hell kind of place is this!" An Ruxue was furious, "I'm a dignified Ph. D., and you arrange me here as a village teacher?"
Gu Tao spread out his hands and said to himself, "With your temper, you are worthy of your 1.4-meter height for not sending you to the Ural Mountains to herd sheep."
After Lao Zheng got up in the afternoon, he brought the small girl to her bedroom. She was not afraid at all, she stuffed her luggage under the bed and ran out to play. At night, she actually brought a wild boar back. It was really a wild boar, the adult one, at least three times her weight.
"This is... a wild boar?"
"Yes." An Ruxue nodded: "Wild boar, Tie Baoan go get it and eat it."
Gu Tao dragged the wild boar strangely and began to disembowel it. Before dissecting the wild boar, Gu Tao found that the cause of death of the pig was myocardial infarction. When he cut it open, although there was no scar on the outside, the whole heart was completely useless. It was blown into a mess, blood vessels and muscles were riddled with holes, it was almost an instant death, Gu Tao unconsciously looked back at the very cute An Ruxue who was sitting there dangling his legs, feeling that this mother Their cute and petite appearance hides a bloodthirsty heart.
"Ah, yes. Tie Baoan." An Ruxue called out to Gu Tao, "If you dare to do something to me at night, if you see the pig in your hand, it will be your fate."
"I know, I know." Gu Tao waved his hand: "I'm not a pervert, and I have no interest in sexy girls."
At some point, Gu Tao felt a chill on his neck, and An Ruxue stood behind him at some point, scanning his neck with gloomy eyes: "What are you talking about? Who are you not interested in?"
"Ah? Interested, interested."
"Then you try, this pig is your fate."
Gu Tao felt that there was something wrong with her designation, so he was silent for a while: "I think..."
"I can't even think about it! It's a crime to think about it!"
"I think you misunderstood." Gu Tao coughed: "Your figure..."
As soon as the words fell, An Ruxue ran in from the outside, and An Ruxue's eyes were fixed on the flesh in front of her chest. She didn't recover until she pounced on Gu Tao's back, and stretched out her hand to pat her chest. Li muttered silently: "I feel like I've been hurt so badly all of a sudden..."
She's going to stay here tonight, and An Ruxue keeps a cold expression all the time, she even takes a bite and stares at her chest when she's eating, she looks like she's eating her, and she doesn't even bother to talk to children of this level, I was just chatting with Gu Tao about some weird topics.
"Tie security guard, come here."
When Eucalyptus went to wash up, An Ruxue stood in the distance and called Gu Tao, who was sitting on the recliner reading a book, and said with all her teeth and claws, "Tell your girlfriend to stay away from me in the future!"
"Why?" Gu Tao looked confused.
An Ruxue looked down at her flat figure, stomped her feet and gritted her teeth: "What does it have to do with you?"
Gu Tao noticed the look in her eyes, and burst into laughter: "I know... I know..."
"Why are you laughing!" An Ruxue chased after Gu Tao's buttocks: "I ask you why are you laughing! What's so funny!"
"Okay." Gu Tao turned around and patted her head: "You can still grow again."
"Really?" An Ruxue's eyes widened immediately: "I'm already 26, and I've used all kinds of folk remedies..."
Gu Tao suddenly became mysterious, and took out a can of unmarked ointment from his pocket: "My girlfriend uses this, you take it, a course of treatment every three days, just apply it evenly after bathing The smell is very irritating, a bit like essential oil, and it will hurt when you put it on, but you have to bear it."
"You didn't lie to me?" An Ruxue lowered her voice with a mysterious face: "Is it useful?"
Gu Tao didn't answer, just pointing to Eucalyptus dangling outside in his shirt.
An Ruxue immediately felt as if she had found a treasure, and quietly walked into her room.
"What did you give her?" Eucalyptus leaned over and asked.
Gu Tao whistled: "It's just essential oil."
(End of this chapter)
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