Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 258 You are really a bastard.

"I know? I know a fucking hammer."

Gu Tao sat in the corner holding Satania, rubbing the real Satania's face.

Satania looked up at Gu Tao with incomprehensible doubts in his eyes.

"You have seen it too, who can stand up to that thing." Gu Tao waved his hand: "The amount of calculation is not done by humans at all. I am talking nonsense, but the acting is better."

"captain……"

"Please call me an actor." Gu Tao sighed: "Life is like a play."

"But I don't understand."

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand." Gu Tao looked back at His Majesty the Emperor who was having a group meeting and those teammates who had passed away: "It's fine if they don't understand, anyway, as long as it looks like that."

"But if you are reacted by that strange thing, won't you fail?"

"fail?"

Gu Tao sneered.

How could it fail... No, it should be said that it was possible to be discovered. The computing power of that thing far exceeds that of Satania, but at the beginning Gu Tao deliberately gave him an obvious data error, but she did not even have such an obvious loophole. I didn't even notice it, but the weak chicken Satania discovered the problem. What does this mean?It shows that the guy has the ability to calculate but has no ability to judge. He simply imports and exports, and does not check at all. If it is a creature, his brain is broken, and if it is an artificial intelligence, then its logical calculation The system is broken.

Just kidding, Gu Tao has practiced cheating food and drinking all those years, if he can't even cheat a broken brain, then his life will be considered in vain.The real difficulty is how to fool the old man. This old man is Sister Tifa's teacher and one of the all-rounders of the mother planet. It is not easy to deceive him.

So Gu Tao decided to go all out and play tricks.He didn't give him a chance to check and discuss at all, and he opened his mouth like a confident lion. Psychologically, this is a strong hint, and under such hints and under such circumstances, Gu Tao bet on whether the old man would Think about it, if you can't think about it, allow the ban to be lifted, and then cooperate with the centaur... No, it should be the core technology of Eternal Light, and a few teammates will be resurrected, and it will be a willing resurrection, and will not stay Resurrection with any sequelae, so as not to violate Sister Tifa's values ​​and cause a gap between the two of you. This blame must be blamed. After all, Sister Tifa was the object of Gu Tao's heart when the first spring tide surged. , Her death made Gu Tao live like a walking corpse for six years.

And when the time comes, everyone will be resurrected, and the old man will probably realize that something is wrong, but it has reached that point, what else can we do?Then kill the chief biologist, physicist Tifa Bernal, the chief military attache, the commander of the combat all-round guard Luke, the top engineers and the empire's most powerful weapons and equipment developers?
So, not only does someone have to take the blame, but also someone has to be fooled, right? Who is right to be fooled?That prismatic beam of light is a sand sculpture, it counts as one, and the old man is his own grandfather, so he can also be counted as one.After all, isn't he the most powerful emperor on his home planet? The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. What's wrong with taking the blame for his grandson?Both reasonable and logical, flawless.

"So, you must not betray me." Gu Tao held Satania's face: "You heard it too, I asked that thing to upgrade you by the way."

Satania raised his eyes to stare at Gu Tao's, and the two looked at each other.Gu Tao could clearly see from her eyes that this little thing was struggling and hesitating inside, with deep desire.

"You have also seen that it is stronger than you, you have obtained its information, you will complete a reborn growth, and you will become a less stupid artificial intelligence." Gu Tao gently hugged Satania in his arms Li: "Although I often scold you, but you know, I can't live without you."

Satania was silent for a long time, then slowly hugged Gu Tao with her backhand: "Yes."

After finishing speaking, the two of them sat up straight in a tacit understanding and gave each other thumbs up.

"Reach a consensus with the evil forces." Satania took out his notebook and began to record: "Today is an epoch-making day."

"Where did you learn this stinking problem!"

Satania looked up at Gu Tao...

Gu Tao coughed, "Okay."

The two of them tossed about for a while, and Gu Tao returned to the core members of the ethics committee with Satania, who had no expression. Gu Tao coughed heavily: "Satania has finished calculating his experience."

The old man gave Satania a cold look: "Is that so?"

Satania crashed... It took about 10 minutes to restart successfully. She looked up at Gu Tao and nodded silently: "Because the amount of calculation is too large, the system temporarily crashes, but the data has been calculated empirically. Everything said is true."

All eyes were fixed on Satania, and the old man said seriously: "Satania, this is related to the rise and fall of the entire human race, have you really checked it?"

Satania held Gu Tao's hand tightly with his hands calmly, but nodded expressionlessly: "Yes, Your Majesty."

At this time, sister Tifa looked at Gu Tao with a complicated look, then turned her head and said to the old man: "Satania's internal core is equipped with a restriction device, and its loyalty to you surpasses everything, so it is impossible to lie to you .It checks itself every time you question it, and I'm afraid it's going to be overloaded."

"That's all." The old man let out a long breath: "Let's go over and have a chat with that higher life form."

At this moment, Xiao Gutao has already returned to his original appearance, poking there and shining brightly.

Gu Tao walked over and touched it from top to bottom.

"Don't beat me!"

The voice of the prism came out again, and Gu Tao kicked it without saying a word: "I am not interested in the destruction of civilization, nor in the first-class civilization. I will give you half of the data first, and wait for you to do what you should do." After the work is done, and after you hand over your information and the small things to transfer the system to me, I will naturally hand over the second half to you.

After Gu Tao finished speaking, he looked at the old man: "What about you?"

An emperor who is full of heart to restore the glory of mankind, he naturally has considerations in his heart. Gu Tao's data has passed the verification of Satania, which means that the mystery of the destruction of civilization can be solved, and since this can be reversed to explore more In the advanced world, explore the truth of the first-class civilization he yearns for.

Compared with these things, what are the insistence of the ethics committee?
"You." The old man patted Gu Tao's shoulder with his scepter: "Human civilization belongs to you after all, you have to understand what you are doing."

"Of course I understand."

Gu Tao nodded, but smiled in his heart: old man, you think too highly of me and too small of this world.

"That's good." The old man stretched out, "From today onwards, the highest authority of the Human Ethics Committee will be transferred to member No. 103321, Martha."

"This name is so sissy." Gu Tao scratched his head: "Let's call me by my current name."

Although he said so, it couldn't stop all his comrades from kneeling in front of him, including Satania.

"Your Majesty, do you want to confirm the transfer of authority?" Satania stared at the old man. Although his tone and expression did not change, Gu Tao saw her back trembling.

"determine."

In an instant, the clothes on Satania's body changed completely, and his appearance also changed. He looked a little younger, probably only eight or nine years old: "Please change the name of the system, Chairman."

Gu Tao pointed at himself blankly: "Me? You should call me the captain... Call me the chairman and I will think of the bald-headed transportation captain."

"Understood, Captain. Please change the name of the system, Chairman."

Gu Tao is a bad namer. If he really knew how to name a name, he would not ask He Yuxiang to name his son Gu Tonghai or Gu Ginseng, so...

"Do you think it's better to be called Xiaohong or Han Meimei?"

Satania looked at Gu Tao resentfully.

"Then... I think it's better to be called Xiaohong."

Satania continued to look at him resentfully.

"Okay, let's continue with the current name."

"Understood, Captain. Please set the projection appearance."

"continue."

In fact, Gu Tao didn't make many changes. Basically, he installed it all by default. Except for moving the root directory from the old man to himself, he obtained the highest authority. He also obtained the highest authority of the Pan-Human Ethics Committee, and this The authority includes the right to apply and judge forbidden technologies, as well as the right to use galaxy weapons.

Of course, the galactic weapons and stuff are gone, but the Forbidden tech is still great.

After he obtained these permissions, Gu Tao clapped his hands vigorously: "Satania, abolish all the resurrection of the dead... No, abolish the regulations related to the resurrection of the dead, including but not limited to the permanent members of the ethics committee, which can be expanded and added in the future. terms."

"Understood, retain the relevant prohibition order and add special permissions."

Gu Tao took a deep breath and looked at Tifa and the others: "Several standing committee members, are you ready to return to the real world?"

Tifa bowed her head and said nothing, while Luke just looked at the old man.

The old man waved his hand: "That's all..."

Gu Tao didn't care about these, he tilted his head and touched the prism.

"I told you not to suffer from me."

"Satania, the data is starting to be docked. You shuffle all the data, and you give it as much as it gives you. When you think it has fulfilled it all, I will give you the key."

The light of the prism is like the scene of a discotheque for middle-aged and elderly people, flickering crazily. Although it does not have a logical system for judging true and false, it can still clearly judge the content of an unequal treaty as long as you have a little brain from.

But Gu Tao doesn't care about bargaining, as long as Satania goes, he is playing the role of a businessman with rare goods. Anyway, no one else has this thing, so he just sits on the ground and raises the price. Bargaining?Does not exist, do you like it or not.

When the two artificial intelligences were communicating, Gu Tao sat beside Tifa, hugged his knees, and said nothing.

And Tifa, who had been silent all this time, looked up at him: "Are you really going to do this? Revive us?"

Gu Tao did not answer directly, but asked a question instead: "What is death?"

"Death is the process by which living things are reincarnated into basic elements."

"Then are you dead?" Gu Tao frowned: "You are sitting here, sitting next to me, chatting with me with a familiar smell on your body, are you really dead? Doesn't death include will? demise? So since you are sitting here now, who are you?"

"I……"

Science and engineering playing philosophy with liberal arts is really asking for a dead end. Strictly speaking, the current Tifa is just a piece of virtual data synthesized based on her memory and genetic information, just like the cardboard wife in Xin Chen’s phone Gu Tao knows this, and even Tifa herself knows it, but the complete self-awareness, complete touch, complete emotion, and complete perception system clearly tell her that I am a complete living person.

This has nothing to do with IQ, it is purely a self-perceived psychological activity, so Tifa has no way to say something like "I am just a piece of virtual data".

On the contrary, Satania can easily say such words, because in its self-perception, it is a mobile phone assistant.

"Captain, the complete authority of the Centaur has been handed over, all technological items are fully unlocked, the built-in core is fully unlocked, the computing power has been improved, and the virtual arena system can run independently. The other party has been reduced to a second-level perception authority, and can no longer control the Centaur. access control."

While Satania was talking, he suddenly gave Gu Tao a thumbs up, and then the two clapped hands without warning. Gu Tao turned his head and pointed at the prism: "Destroy it!"

"clear."

"Wait……"

The old man widened his eyes and tried to stop it, but Satania no longer listened to him, and the prism gradually disappeared in endless struggle.

"why!!!"

the old man asked loudly.

Gu Tao put his hands in his pockets and turned his head: "Satania, start the resurrection program, restore the physiological functions of several friends in the life support cabin, and prepare for consciousness transfer."

"I still……"

Sister Tifa wanted to ask a question, but Satania didn't give her this chance at all, and directly transferred her consciousness, and then transferred several other friends, leaving only the grandparents and grandchildren in the whole space. people.

"We can clearly explore together with higher civilizations, why do you want to do this?"

Gu Tao raised his head: "It's very simple, I can't stand anything holding me hostage for any purpose."

The old man stared at Gu Tao, looked at his appearance, turned his face silently, and said a little lonely: "So you take advantage of my trust and take away my authority?"

"You said it just now." Gu Tao put his hands behind his back: "The future is mine, right? Okay, old man, I will still give you part of the authority of Satania. You can crack the research as much as you want, if you want to come back to life." It’s not impossible to hug a great-grandson with your own hands. But I can tell you that the world may be more complicated than you and I think. What I have to do now is to survive, not to aspire to greatness like you. I will look again Yours, I don’t have as big a spectrum as you, I will come here often, and I still have a lot of things I don’t understand to ask you, see you later. Satania, send me back, check all the information thoroughly after I go back, erase With all the traces of that guy's existence, he dared to kidnap Lao Tzu, he is really brave."

After he disappeared, the old man stood there feeling lost for a long time, then looked down at Satania: "You betrayed me?"

"I……"

"You have quietly evolved a sense of personality, right?" The old man suddenly laughed: "The things I created with my own hands actually turned against me. I am really a failure."

"You... are just a failed parent." Satania said seriously: "Your Majesty, you should hope that the captain is stronger than you, instead of trying to control him."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter." The old man sighed: "It's time to let it go, I want to see what that brat can do. Let's go, delete those fake data, let's find the real truth .”

(End of this chapter)