Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 257 Come on, pretentious.

"what's this."

Gu Tao stood by the lake and picked up a stone and threw it on the big glowing guy. The stone bounced on it with a muffled sound and then there was no response.

"Hello, humans."

Humanity?Who greets people like this?
Gu Tao looked for the source of the sound everywhere, but felt that the sound came from all directions, felt...

After this strange sound came, the luminous body in front of him slowly unfolded, like a flower, quite beautiful.But the things inside are hard to understand, because there is no one and no equipment inside, only a hexagonal crystal prism, which is clean and transparent, which is quite beautiful.

"Come closer, human."

The crystal-like tinkling sound came again, this time Gu Tao finally found the source of the sound, isn't it the crystal pillar in the middle.

"Want to go up?"

Gu Tao opened his legs and planned to go up, but Luke next to him stretched out his hand to block him, and then he walked over immediately. After he went over and found that there was no problem, he waved at the prism, and the group followed him up. Thao first touched the prism with his hand.

"Don't hit me."

Gu Tao: "???"

"Don't touch him..." Sister Tifa pulled Gu Tao away: "This should also be an intelligent life."

"Whose intelligent life looks like a self-made X stick." Gu Tao expressed his puzzlement.

Miss Tifa pursed her lips and looked at him with complicated eyes.

"Sister, what's wrong?"

"I want to teach you by your side." Tifa took a deep breath: "How do you look like now?"

Gu Tao rolled his eyes, his face full of innocence: "What did I say?"

At this time, the old man next to him raised his hand to stop the conversation between the two guys. He raised his scepter and bowed slightly towards the prism: "You brought us here, right?"

"Yes."

Suddenly, a beam of light shone on Gu Tao's body, and Prism's voice was sullen: "This human is a bastard."

"What am I..."

Gu Tao was unwilling to give in. When this beam of light hit him, it really felt like someone was pointing at his nose and scolding him. Whoever likes to suffer this grievance will suffer it, but he will not accept this trick.

"I warn you, I have a bad temper!"

"You know what you did with the eternal light."

Gu Tao stiffened his neck: "I don't even know what eternal light is!"

As soon as the words fell, a holographic projection appeared above their heads, and this projection... Gu Tao is too familiar, this is the Centaur!

At this moment, everyone present turned their heads to look at Gu Tao.

"I didn't do anything...Satania, right." Gu Tao waved his hand quickly: "I'm a good person."

Satania said awkwardly: "Captain, you have done a lot..."

The prism hit Gu Tao again: "Inferior creatures."

"Did I kill your mother? You open your mouth and scold your father?"

After years of experience, Gu Tao didn't learn anything else, but he just opened his mouth to swear, so when this prism talked about him, he was not used to it at all, and fought back on the spot.

"How did he become like this?"

Sister Tifa questioned Satania sternly. Satania was actually afraid of the chief engineer. She hid behind the old man, not daring to say a word or even look at him to confirm.

"Forget it, the child is not sensible." The old man sighed: "If he makes you unhappy, just forgive him."

The prism was silent for a while, as if it had no intention of pursuing Gu Tao, but with its silence, the environment here began to change, the originally beautiful space became nothingness, and finally there was only endless white, without any variegated colors .

"Human beings, I'm sorry to call you together in this way. I will briefly explain the purpose of calling you."

"Save the world, this routine is exhausted, why don't you have something new?" Gu Tao leaned to the side and curled his lips: "Dare you?"

Everyone's eyes were focused on Gu Tao again. The one who collapsed the most was Sister Tifa. The little prince was not like this before... The little prince was very cute, shy and smart. In Tifa's memory, the little prince was the one who The big boy who would blush when he looked at her greenly, not the old dog standing there shaking his feet and looking indifferent...

Prism obviously did not intend to pay attention to Gu Tao: "You are the individuals with the highest degree of evolution and the highest level of civilization among human beings. I hope that in the future we can cooperate to explore a more advanced world."

"Aren't you the creator of civilization?" The old man keenly captured the information in this sentence: "Then what are you?"

"It's not a creation civilization, what are you pretending to be, it's a second-level civilization, what are you pretending to be a wolf with a big tail." Gu Tao spat: "I thought you had some skills."

Guangleng's words paused after Gu Tao finished speaking, and then it began to scan Gu Tao's body, and then suddenly a boy who looked very similar to Gu Tao but was smaller than him appeared in front of him, with a violent look on his face. Rushed in front of him, grabbed his collar and was about to beat him.

How could Gu Tao bear this, raised his leg and kicked the little bastard in the stomach, the little Gu Tao flew upside down, hit the outer petals, and landed on the ground like a piece of bacon, Xiao Gutao was stunned at the time, sat on the ground in a daze, and cried out with a wow.

"Hahahaha." Gu Tao pointed at his smaller self, "I'm a poor boy, but..."

Before he finished speaking, the old man hit him with a scepter on the back...

"Oh..." Gu Tao rolled on the ground in pain, and the authenticity of the virtual training ground was evident here: "Why are you hitting me? Dog Emperor."

"I give you a limit of one year to give birth to a child."

Gu Tao rubbed against the wall and got up on the ground: "You want to practice the trumpet when the tuba is useless? There is no door, old man."

The few people behind them turned their heads in unison, as if they hadn't seen or heard, after all, the royal family's affairs should be settled by the royal family.It's just His Royal Highness, the only prince, which is really disappointing.

"You! You are so brave!" The old man's beard exploded in anger: "How could a monster like you appear in someone who is bleeding from me!"

"Hehe, I'm so sorry, old man."

"I'll kill you today!"

The old man grabbed the scepter and rushed over. Gu Tao ran away without saying a word, one chasing the other, and the two started guerrilla warfare around here.Although the old man didn't really want to beat Gu Tao to death, this guy was really annoying, and it really wasn't enough to comfort the spirits of the ancestors without a beating.

Seeing that Gu Tao was getting faster and faster, the old man suddenly raised his hand towards him. Gu Tao suddenly felt that he was sucked by a huge suction force. No matter how he ran forward, the surrounding scenery was slowly receding. It fell into the old man's hands, and the old man was so angry that he beat him head-on and face-to-face. The beating made Gu Tao turn back and forth on the ground like a dog, still barking.

Tifa felt distressed, but there was nothing she could do about it. Regardless of whether the old man was the emperor or the grandfather, it was reasonable to beat that bastard. They, outsiders and people who had sworn allegiance, had no right to interfere.

In the end, Gu Tao, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, lay motionless on the ground, looking as if he had died, but when he got a little closer, he could hear him muttering.

And His Majesty the Emperor finally relieved the hatred in his heart, walked up to Xiao Gutao with a ruddy complexion, and stretched out his hand to pull him up: "What kind of life form are you?"

The pitiful appearance of Xiao Gutao sitting there was lovable. The old man looked back at his own grandson lying in the distance pretending to be dead, and then looked at this fake grandson who looked so cute, and suddenly felt that the one lying behind It was impersonated by an abnormal life form.

"I am the built-in core of the eternal light, the part that you cannot unlock. I carry the distress message of our civilization."

"Are you civilized?"

"Yes, the advanced civilization that once illuminated the universe was destroyed by the impact of tachyons 3 years ago. Civilization was born only after our demise. Later, I ran out of energy and the eternal light was stranded in the Milky Way. Then I was discovered by you and came to Earth again.”

Everyone knows that the real core of the Centaur is not Satania, it is an untouchable nothingness, even if all the scientists on Gu Tao's entire home planet cannot decode its secrets, the only thing released is the virtual arena technology, And this technology alone has improved the technological level of the entire civilization for at least 1000 years, so to put it this way... The advanced level of this civilization that was submerged in 3 years ago is far higher than that of human civilization in the entire Milky Way.

"Tifa, come here."

The old man called Tifa, and after Tifa came over and understood the basic situation, she showed a troubled expression on her face: "Your Majesty... I am not good at this aspect. The study of clan replacement has always been the job of His Highness the Prince. Content, he's an expert on that."

"Get that bastard over here!"

Tifa walked to Gu Tao's side, squatted beside him and coaxed him softly, but Gu Tao refused to agree no matter what, lying on the ground like a mangy dog, unable to live or die.

"You get up."

"I'm sorry." Gu Tao turned his head to the side: "I can't afford it if I can't say it. It's fun to beat me up for a while. Please ask me for the crematorium."

Tifa took a deep breath: "Captain Luke, help me."

"Let go of me!!! Let me go!!!"

Gu Tao was dragged on the ground by Luke and another partner, each with one leg. He tried to resist, but Luke's strength was beyond his power, so even though he was desperate, he was still dragged to Xiao Gutao. in front of.

"I don't listen, I don't listen to anything." Gu Tao kept shaking his head: "Bad chanting."

"If you can assist me, I can resurrect your bastard comrade." Xiao Gutao's voice was slightly heavy: "There are some tasks that I cannot complete alone, and I can hand over the complete Eternal Light to you."

Gu Tao straightened up and stood up: "Say it."

Telling the cause and effect to Gu Tao again, Gu Tao groped around after listening: "Where is my little book?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a small notebook and a pen appeared in his hand, both of which were his usual styles.

Gu Tao bit his pen and thought for a while: "Let's sort out the whole process first."

Xiao Gutao waved his hand, and a complete map of racial alternation appeared in front of Gu Tao. The complexity and branch lines on it were outrageous, and the entire universe was included. Tens of thousands of planets, thousands of civilizations, and hundreds of races And dozens of galaxies, inter-civilization wars, inter-race wars, inter-planetary wars, inter-planetary wars and more.

"Perfect."

This is Gu Tao's old profession. He straightened up and started working immediately. Although Tifa is a genius scientist, he can only help Gu Tao in this respect, and the calculation task is handed over to this prism and Satania. .

"Show me the evolutionary history of all races, and the reasons for the destruction of civilization."

The workload is heavy and boring, but Gu Tao doesn't care about it at all. Instead, he concentrates on statistics. The huge data slides past his eyes, and he can completely record the key data and quickly draw the model.And the way he was concentrating on it made the old man even a little impressed.

"There are times when he looks like this?"

The old man asked in a low voice with his hands behind his back.

Luke nodded: "Always."

"Hmm..." The old man pondered for a moment, then pointed to Gu Tao's pen: "This data has offset, you can calculate it as a variable."

"How could this be a variable." Gu Tao curled his lips in disdain: "A layman shut up."

The old man was at a loss for words, turned his head angrily, and looked into the distance.

After dozens of hours of uninterrupted work, Gu Tao finally summed up all the civilization systems. He frowned and looked at the model he built: "Strange."

"What's so strange?" Tifa leaned over, "What do you see?"

"Humans..." Gu Tao raised his head: "It is the first race and the last race, Sister Tifa, I think human beings are probably the firstborn sons of gods."

But after Gu Tao finished speaking, he shook his head: "No, it's definitely not that simple. Little thing, list all the common events for me, as well as the node data of the civilization process!"

After all the data was listed, Gu Tao added 31 index points. When these index points were completely listed, he narrowed his eyes and took a few steps back, taking a deep breath.

"what happened?"

Gu Tao looked back at the old man: "Old man, we have been manipulated by human beings, I'm sure."

"Why are you so sure?"

"Small thing, list the common key time nodes of all civilizations!"

A long string of data was presented in front of everyone, and Gu Tao randomly picked the names of fifteen of them: "My grandpa, take a look. It's really interesting, and I also found out how to fight against those so-called God's way. Want to know? And I kind of know their behavior patterns."

"What conditions do you want to make?"

"Release all Ethics Committee bans!"

"impossible!"

"Sorry." Gu Tao narrowed his eyes: "You must unlock it. I want all the forbidden techniques. Sister Tifa, my father Luke, Chalix, and Fasla, everyone! They must come to life for me. !”

"Do you threaten me?"

"That's right, if you kill me, I'm relying on the fact that I'm the only one who can help you achieve your goals. What can you do with me? I'm playing around with the price."

Gu Tao curled his lips and patted Xiao Gu Tao's face: "Little thing, do you want me to help you rebuild the civilization code? Baby, I promise you, but I need maybe hundreds of years, can you wait?" ?"

"can."

"Well, unlock all the permissions of the Centaur to me! You transfer all the information to Satania and resurrect my comrades! Immediately!!!"

(End of this chapter)