Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 249 Hope You Will Not Dislike It

"First of all, we need to understand the relationship between you." He tapped Gu Tao's notebook with his hand: "The main premise is that you are male and female friends. It is a relationship that is beyond friends and lower than relatives. It is between the two. There are three mistakes in total. The most serious one is that he is self-centered."

"Why am I so self-centered." Gu Tao scratched his head: "I didn't do anything, and even apologized."

"Your attitude is also called an apology?" Jing Yuan gave Gu Tao a blank look, it seems that because of her bad situation just now, the tone of her talking to Gu Tao now can be said to be quite resentful: "You are looking for a fight."

"I'm very sincere."

"Are you really sure you know what sincerity is?"

"Why don't I know, I'm not happy when you say that, and I'm also very wronged."

"Stop!" Jing Yun covered her ears: "You two are really made for each other, and this matter can cause trouble. I think it's a pity that you met a little late, otherwise nothing would happen to others. "

"Him?" Jing Yuan glanced at Gu Tao: "Heh."

Gu Tao also rolled his eyes, patted Jingyun on the head and said, "You really underestimate my vision. I have very high vision."

"Huh!" Jing Yuan snorted hard and stopped talking.

Jing Yun sighed, grabbed a piece of fried chicken and ate it and said: "Let's analyze the problem just now, you all stop making trouble. Why did I say that uncle is self-centered? First of all, you are late, regardless of objective factors What is it, you are late. As I said just now, girls are creatures of the moment. You must not have imagined that during the time she was waiting for you and unable to contact you, how many kinds of questions about Uncle’s way of death. Every time this idea comes up, the senior sister will be anxious, restless, and fearful. Where are these negative emotions brought? Of course it was brought to you. Well, I will lose my temper with you. Then at this time, you come up and tell him that you are only late because of a traffic jam, but lovely uncle, traffic jams can't relieve my senior sister's emotions. "

"What should I do?"

"Let's talk about the problem first, and come up with a solution later. When the negative emotions of the senior sister are vented, uncle, do you feel particularly wronged?" Jing Yun sat next to Gu Tao, tilted her head and looked at him: "I'm very wronged It’s kind of uncomfortable and depressing.”

Gu Tao nodded: "Sure, the explanation has been explained, the apology has been apologized, what else can I do."

"So, you still don't understand us girls well enough." Jing Yun patted Gu Tao on the shoulder: "All your explanations are based on your point of view, which will not only not alleviate the negative emotions of senior sister, but also It's because of her that your emotions are aroused, it would be strange if two people full of negative emotions don't quarrel."

"Then what should I do?" Gu Tao stroked his chin: "Tell me about it."

"Simple, so simple. As I said before, girls are all creatures of the moment. What we care about is really not your explanation, but now... now!" Jing Yun chuckled: "The solution is so simple that you can I think it's ridiculous, as long as you buy anything on the way here, and then rush over and tell the senior sister, I saw something on the road and thought you would like it, so I stopped and bought it, but I didn't expect that There’s a queue for something, it’s out of stock, the clerk is stupid, etc. It can be any reason, but in the end you still buy the thing, even if it’s a roujiamo.”

"Rougamo?" Gu Tao blinked: "Is this okay?"

"Of course." Jing Yun looked at Gu Tao as if she were an idiot: "Uncle, this thing is used to divert senior sister's attention. She will break away from the state of your death dozens of times. Start paying attention to the roujiamo in your hand. Even if she was losing weight and couldn't eat it, she would never be able to remember why she was angry with you."

Jing Yuan pouted and said angrily: "Don't eat, I will lose weight."

"If you don't eat it, you'll throw it away." Gu Tao curled his lips: "If you don't eat it, I'll throw it away."

"Stuck! Uncle, you are determined to get rid of my senior sister." Jing Yun sighed: "You can change your approach. Even if you say you will bite, just bite. This way, any normal girl will not care. I will embarrass you again. Even if I say it’s not delicious, I will never care about your lateness anymore. Of course, I’m just making an analogy. Anyway, whether it’s a hat, a piece of cake or a cup of milk tea, these things are all worth it. It's a prop, do you understand a prop? Just like the towel on a magician's hand, it's just a prop to divert attention. Even if she complains that you have problems with your aesthetics, vision, and taste, she will never lose her temper again."

"Just avoid the sharp edges." Xin Chen asked after taking notes, "What happens next?"

"Of course, is there a problem here, senior sister? Of course there is. Her problem is that she vented all the grievances she has suffered from other people for a long time on the uncle. This is very difficult, because the girl's thinking system is very chaotic. Yes, we are too lazy to tell you the facts and reason. We just pick out what comes to mind. You say I am unreasonable? Well, I am unreasonable and I am wronged. Why don’t you coax me? Why are you talking so loudly? I'm so wronged, you still yell at me?"

Gu Tao and Xin Chen scratched their heads together, while Jing Yuan silently nodded in agreement.

"Of course, it doesn't rule out the real thing, such as my senior sister. Her personality is so distorted, and she is generally soft-tempered, such as me. As long as the uncle hugs me and buys me a grilled sausage, I will do anything. Forgot. But because my senior sister is distorted, she must argue for right and wrong. Do you think she doesn't know that she is making trouble for no reason? Of course she knows, not only knows, but also knows that she is wrong, but she is wronged, angry, and people You can say anything when you are angry, such as breaking up."

"Yes, yes." Gu Tao glanced at Jing Yuan: "It's inexplicable."

"Hmph..." Jing Yuan turned his head sideways.

"But the moment I really said it, apart from really wanting to dump you, otherwise I regret it 100%? At this time, uncle, you must not ask questions such as 'Are you serious?' or 'Are you sure?' It’s cool to ask. Girls also need to save face. When encountering this situation, you should calm down first, take three deep breaths, and then return to the first method to stagger her attention. It’s okay to be tough. Really. Even if you drag my senior sister to the bathroom and fuck her for a while."

"Rolling, rolling!" Jing Yuan blushed, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Xin Chen's face was very ugly: "Where did you learn such a mess when you were young?"

Jing Yun pouted: "It's in the pornographic novels that senior sister reads."

"Erotic novels..."

Gu Tao glanced at Jing Yuan strangely.

"I don't... Really, don't listen to her nonsense." Jing Yuan shook his head frantically: "It's just a romance novel... a romance novel."

"Hehe, I understand. I understand." Gu Tao grinned.

You know what a fart! ! !Jing Yuan stared at her and gritted his teeth.

"What's the boy's problem? It's self-centered. What's the girl's problem? It's logical confusion. Staggering these two needle points is guaranteed to be no disadvantage. Of course, this is only suitable for quarreling. When it comes to breaking up, it's all fake. Yes, let nature take its course and it will end here. Just like my senior sister and senior brother, the fate is over and it is impossible."

"Jing Yun, don't push yourself too hard."

"Senior Sister." Jing Yun has almost hid in Gu Tao's arms: "Think about it for yourself, if the big brother really shows up again, would you still have a crush on him? After so many years of grievances, what do you call liking him?" Ah, in the final analysis, it’s a kind of stubbornness that you can’t get what you want. It’s bullshit when you see it through. Even if there is such a day, I conclude that you and the senior brother will not exceed three days, because three days is enough time for you to vent your emotions and calm down. Come down, senior brother... Hehe, with all due respect, in my eyes, she is shit! Smelly shit! Don’t say she’s worse than my Daddy Xin, even worse than Uncle Gu.”

Jing Yuan took out a fan and prepared to deal with it, but Jing Yun screamed, got into Gu Tao's coat, wrapped her head with the clothes, stuck out her butt and remained motionless.

"No, if you want to hit her, you have to step over my body." Gu Tao protected Jing Yun with a smile: "The little girl is quite sensible."

"I'm leaving." Jing Yuan stood up and left with a cold face, his back bleak.

After she left, Mao Mao got out of Gu Tao's clothes and snorted with disdain: "Let me tell you, my senior brother is trash. At that time in Kunlun, because he couldn't compare with a handsome guy from the big sect, He went crazy and ran away, not like a man. Senior sister still protected him everywhere, she was really blind."

"Did he ever bully you?" Gu Tao pinched her face: "You seem to hate it very much."

The kitten paused, then nodded with a grin: "I wish I could kill him!"

Gu Tao and Xin Chen looked at each other, and then Xin Chen asked in a low voice: "He won't... not even let a little thing like you go, right?"

Jing Yun let out a cry: "Bah, bah, bah, it makes me sick just thinking about it. That person...how should I put it, has a kind of elegance and elegance, which can't be fake. Of course, the whole Kunlun is fake, bah! I thought I didn't know them. Calling me little bastard behind my back?"

"You're not a little bastard." Gu Tao rubbed her face like kneading dough: "You're a dirty, lazy cat."

"Ahhhh." Jing Yun didn't resist, just being rubbed by Gu Tao casually: "I won't go back to Kunlun anyway, even if my senior sister goes back, I won't go back. I won't go back even if I die."

"Then I won't go back." Xin Chen spread his hands: "My junior brother is capable, and raising you is just a matter of a pair of chopsticks."

After Xin Chen finished speaking, he stood up and said, "Okay, I'm going to try to coax Qianqian. You two can chat slowly."

"Get out!" Gu Tao grabbed her ears: "Go back and take a shower, you stink."

(End of this chapter)