Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 248 Why Are You Roaring So Loudly!
"It's unreasonable! It's unreasonable!!!"

The Kunlun Mountains are always cloudy and misty, and in the valley among the vast snow mountains, there is actually a paradise hidden in the spring. From the outside, it is just a snow-covered mountain depression all the year round, but through the mountain guard array, you can see a The dense peach blossom forest is dotted in the white snow, like a beautiful picture of peach blossoms with water spots. Pavilions and pavilions are dotted in the deep valley of Taoyuan. A towering pagoda stands in the center, and other buildings are arranged around it. , faintly forming a pair of graceful Tai Chi fish.

And in one of the wing rooms, a white-headed young man was holding a piece of paper, his beard and hair were unkempt, and he looked very angry.

"What a bastard! A bastard!"

Opposite him was a young man sitting on a chair, quietly watching the person in front of him lose his temper, until the irritable old man calmed down, he slowly said: "Junior Sister Jing Yuan is probably bewitched by a demon."

"Fart your mother!" The strange man slapped the seal in front of him: "It's this time, and you are still protecting your Jingyuan junior sister? You are really going to die of anger as a teacher. This seal, look at this seal Can this be done after being confused by others? I have seen that little thing for a long time. She is born to be rebellious. If it weren’t for the fact that their sect has some relationship with me, I would have exposed the matter of her disguised as a man. .”

"Master, calm down."

"Quiet your anger, calm your anger, you know how to calm me down, how do you tell me to calm down? Look at what is written on it? This is digging our ancestors' graves, digging up our ancestors' graves! Immortal family's skills flow out, that is Disrespect to the ancestors! There are also those wild cultivators, how can He De practice our Kunlun exercises? He dares to spread our Kunlun exercises even if he is a spiritual realm sect? What a joke in the world! Let Jingmeng Come and meet me."

"Yes."

The young man curled his lips and walked out, but he didn't go far when he saw the senior brother whom Jing Yuan hated so much, he was sitting anxiously in the living room, holding tea in his hand, his eyes staring blankly, His expression was solemn and he looked extremely nervous.

"Little Mengmeng? Hey, Xiaomengmeng."

"Senior Brother Xiuling... please stop laughing at me. My junior sister got into big trouble, and you can still laugh?"

"Why can't I laugh?" The young man who was called to practice spirituality looked like he had nothing to do with himself: "Why can't I laugh about the trouble you caused?"

"What did the leader say?" Jing Meng sighed: "My junior sister...killed someone."

"Master asked you to see him."

"Then go." Jing Meng shook his head helplessly: "You have to put in a good word for me. Don't forget that Jing Yuan has already been betrothed to you."

Xiu Ling spread his hands: "What I say doesn't count."

Soon, Jingmeng followed Xiuling to the front of his master Xuanyin, who is also the leader of the Kunlun Immortal League. After seeing this legend of Kunlun Mountain, Jingmeng lowered his head and did not dare to breathe aloud.

"Tell me, what happened to your head seal."

Master Xuanyin slapped Jing Yuan's seal on Jing Meng's face, Jing Meng picked up the seal from the ground with his head down and looked at it twice, then stopped talking, looking like a third grandson standing in Xuan Yin In front of Yin, even the thought of farting was cut into three parts.

"say."

Master Xuanyin has a bad temper. As soon as Jingmeng was silent, his temper came up again. At this time, the spirit cultivator next to him poked Jingmeng. Only then did he wake up from the dream, lowered his head and said in a trembling voice: "Old Ancestor, this matter really has nothing to do with our sect, it's all about that girl Jingyuan making her own claims."

"Hmph." Master Xuan Yin snorted coldly: "When did she go down the mountain?"

"It's been a while..." Jing Meng was covered in cold sweat: "I think she is quite happy in the world, so... just... just let it go."

"I think you want to take power alone? Did she go alone?"

"And...and..."

"Who else, say!"

Master Xuanyin yelled, Jingmeng almost fainted from fright, after a few times of pulling himself together, he said slowly: "That little bastard with the Jade Lion."

"You bastard, there are bastards all over the door!" Master Xuanyin blushed with anger, "You actually let that half-demon out? You! You!!!"

"Master, don't be angry." Xiuling next to him finally spoke: "Although the little bastard is precious, he is still the child of the Jade Lion. The Jade Lion escaped from the net of heaven and earth. Although his vitality was severely injured, no one knew that he was gone. Where, if we really messed with that little bastard and provoked the jade lion, I'm afraid even if we can win, it will cause a turmoil, it's not worth it."

"Okay." Master Xuanyin took a deep breath, and forced himself to suppress his anger: "I remember that little thing Jingyuan has already betrothed to you?"

"There is such a thing, but I don't care about it. It's just an object to pass on from generation to generation. One more is not more than one, and I am so obsessed with cultivation that I have no time to care about those love affairs."

Master Xuanyin was very satisfied with the apprentice's answer, but he still stroked the armrest of the chair and said, "But since it is betrothed to you, it will be the daughter-in-law of the sect. This will not work after all, so you can go down the mountain with Jingmeng and others." Come and bring that crazy girl and that little bastard back to me. After they are brought back, you can get married as soon as possible, and you will be able to settle your worries as a teacher."

"Everything is strictly in accordance with Master's will." Xiu Ling knelt down respectfully, kowtowed and said, "I have stepped back."

"Wait." Master Xuanyin raised his hand: "That little thing is quite capable. If she refuses to obey, it doesn't matter whether she lives or dies. You are welcome to be polite to her. It is not impossible to kill chickens to make an example to monkeys. I will find another home for you at that time." Don't worry."

Jing Meng froze for a moment, moved her mouth but never spoke.

"Follow your teacher's orders."
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"You can't guess what a little girl is thinking." Jing Yun sat in the cafeteria, with one leg resting on a chair, eloquently said: "Girls who are thirty...no, before the age of 35, they are all creatures of the moment. What is the feeling of the moment? Biology? It means she doesn’t care what you say about the future at all, even if you tell her that you will be the president of the United States in the future, it’s definitely not as good as you say to her, ‘Baby, your shoes are so beautiful today’, this is called living in the moment.”

Gu Tao and Xin Chen formed a row, with a large serving of fried chicken in front of them, and Xin Chen listened attentively.

"You guys are all typical straight men. In fact, you all have a misunderstanding that straight men are idiots. In fact, most straight men are definitely smart, but they just have no experience. How did this experience come about? Of course it is too much. Make a girlfriend. Daddy Xin, look at you. You play games all day long or torment us. Can you improve? What do you talk about when you chat with other girls? Are you full enough? There are actually two ways to deal with a girl with you, one is to take out a sword and put it on her aorta, grab her hair and say to her, "What are you, you are fighting with me?" In a word, you get out of here.'."

Xin Chen quickly shook his head: "No, no, this is too much of a thing."

"Then we can only coax." Jing Yun sighed: "Coaxing a girl requires discipline. You know how to treat a girl to dinner and give gifts. This is really not good. You have to use honey with your mouth. Let's practice it. In this way, let the uncle and senior sister be a demonstration, these two people are very typical."

"Me?" Gu Tao pointed at himself: "What does it have to do with me?"

"Just cooperate, uncle."

Jing Yuan rolled his eyes: "What do you want to do?"

"Practical operation drill." Jingyuan didn't care so much, and began to ramble: "You two play a couple. The current scene is in a movie theater. The uncle is 10 minutes late, and the senior sister is very angry. Aike News."

Gu Tao was taken aback: "Huh?"

"Ah what, get into the state." Jing Yun urged: "Hurry up."

Gu Tao snorted, picked up a biscuit, stuffed it into his mouth, and said perfunctorily, "Sorry, I'm late."

"Oh, it's okay, I just arrived." Jing Yuan glanced at the little lion, and said dissatisfied and perfunctory: "Then watch a movie."

"Ok."

"Hey!!!!" Jing Yun jumped up: "Don't be so careless, be serious, don't you want to help Daddy Xin solve the problem?"

"That's right." Xin Chen nodded hastily, "Junior Brother, please feel wronged..."

"Crack!!!" Jing Yun pointed at Xin Chen: "Wrong demonstration, Dad Xin! How can you say this? What do you mean by being wronged? Is my senior sister very bad? A man with a gentleman's demeanor can speak quickly Be slow, all the words have to go through the brain three times before they are exported! Do you know that you have to go through the brain three times?"

Jing Yuan frowned inadvertently, looking a little angry. After all, putting "grievance" on any girl would cause disgust.

"Okay, Daddy Xin, stop talking and watch their scene demonstrations. Senior sister and uncle, you have to get into the drama and be serious. You are now a couple! Do couples know?"

"Oh..." Gu Tao touched his head: "Then...try?"

"Okay, let's start." Jing Yun patted the table, and acted as a narrator beside her: "It's at the entrance of the movie theater now, the movie has started for 10 minutes, and the uncle rushed over."

Gu Tao coughed, with an embarrassed look on his face: "I'm sorry, I'm late."

"You still know how to come?" With the dissatisfaction just now, Jingyuan also quickly joined the drama: "You might as well not come."

"Traffic jam……"

"Traffic jam? Then you won't come out earlier? Could it be that you will die 10 minutes earlier?"

As soon as Gu Tao heard it, he activated the automatic response mode: "I have left half an hour earlier, but there is a traffic jam, what can I do?"

"Okay, you're right, you're right about everything, okay?" Jing Yuan's temper also came up, and she said with a straight face, "I'm not feeling well, so I'll go back first."

"Please don't do it well? It's not enough."

"Yes, I did it! I did it, okay!!!" Jing Yuan suddenly shouted for no reason: "I want to go now, can I?"

Gu Tao was stunned for a moment: "Why are you losing your temper? Can you stop being so unreasonable, it's only 10 minutes. I'll make an apology to you at the worst."

"No need, you are right, you could have done anything wrong. It was me who did it, and I was the one who made the trouble unreasonably, okay? Goodbye."

Jing Yuan suddenly got up and was about to leave, but Gu Tao grabbed her and said, "Don't go. Come, come, let's talk about who it is today."

"I don't want to talk to you!!!" Jing Yuan shook off his hand, and his voice was even crying: "You are a big shot, I won't waste your precious time."

"What the hell are you doing!"

"Why are you yelling so loudly!"

"I didn't yell at you!" Gu Tao frowned impatiently: "Do you know how tired I am from get off work every day?"

"Yes, yes, it's because you're tired. I've been idle all day long. I can't do anything. I just deserve to be a vase." Jingyuan said, tears came out: "Yeah, I'm useless People like you can’t even have a temper, so they can only put a smile on your face and make you happy.”

"Okay, whatever you say is what it is."

"Okay, let's break up."

"Let's divide it."

Jing Yun and Xin Chen stared dumbfounded at these two bosses who suddenly became fully involved in the drama. Judging from their expressions and tone, it didn't look like they were rehearsing at all. What the hell...it's a true story!

Their quarrel also attracted the attention of the people around them, and many people in the cafeteria began to whisper. Judging from Jing Yuan's tears and Gu Tao's eyes, there was an affair between them... There was probably no need to be blind. Guessed.

"Kakaka!" Jing Yun hurriedly called to stop: "You two, you are too involved in the drama, adjust your emotions!"

Gu Tao and Jing Yun, who were suddenly interrupted, were also stunned, and then suddenly realized that they seemed to be a little too into the drama. Jing Yuan even wiped his tears while sitting back at the table and took a big sip of water, but still couldn't bear it. He was sobbing uncontrollably and looked pitiful.

And Gu Tao scratched his head, puzzled, until he saw the little evil god who was sitting next to him secretly looking towards this side, he finally realized what...

"Sorry..." Jing Yuan wiped away tears, dumbfounded, "I don't know why I suddenly got excited."

Gu Tao gave the little evil god a vicious look, and the little evil god turned his head quickly, pretending not to see it.

"Me too..." Gu Tao sighed: "The mood suddenly came up."

Jingyuan looked at Gu Tao's face, stared at Gu Tao's face for a while, and then let out a sigh of relief: "Just now when you said you would divide it... I really felt so distressed, my heart was about to break, why?"

"Because there is one..." Gu Tao turned his head and found that the little evil god was no longer there: "Forget it, it's nothing, maybe it's too much drama."

Jingyuan took a deep breath and sobbed twice, which was very cute.

"Although the two of you are in a weird state, it was really classic just now." Jing Yun looked like an adult, and knocked on the table hard: "Come on, let me analyze the mistakes made by the uncle just now, and summarize it for you. Senior sister’s mistake, this is the key point, write it down, and test it.”

(End of this chapter)