Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 17 Junior Sister Wait For Me, I'm Going To The Provincial City

"Boss, two servings of tofu nao, five deep-fried dough sticks and ten steamed buns."

Sitting at a small stall on the side of the road, the morning sun shone thinly on his body, and the air was icy cold. Finally, Gu Tao couldn't stand it anymore and put on long johns in his jacket, but he still felt cold .

Xin Chen was fine, he was carrying a box with a dream bear on his back, he looked like a poor dick who played folk songs, of course... this was because he was good-looking, if he was ugly, he should be a dick who played rock and roll.

"I have an appointment with Junior Sister for lunch, you can go back and tidy up."

"I only have two sets of clothes, one for the jacket I used to deliver, and one for summer. What do you want me to wear?" Gu Tao said vaguely with a deep-fried dough stick in his mouth, "It's not a blind date, what should I pack. "

"Oh, it's not a blind date for me, but it's hard to say for you." Xin Chen picked up the phone, and once again turned out the photo of the little junior sister and put it in front of Gu Tao: "Look at the teeth, look at the waist leg."

"I think your description is very fresh and refined."

Although the atmosphere became strange because of Xin Chen's description, Gu Tao had to admit that the girl in the photo is a beauty. She is sitting on a chair and reading a book with her head down. She has an elegant temperament, shiny skin full of collagen, and long hair tied in her There was a sense of youth unique to her age in the back of her head and between her eyebrows and eyes. Although she was not the kind of person who looked dazzling, the quiet and peaceful atmosphere was very comfortable.

And all of these were taken by Xin Chen. This kind of straight steel man can't even edit the picture, he can't even compose the picture, because judging from his composition, he probably wanted to take a picture of the paw licking sitting on the left of the little junior sister The cat, the junior sister is completely an accessory.

"Then I'll take you to buy clothes later, my junior sister is very particular and has a high degree of education."

"Tch...a degree."

Gu Tao's disdain made Xin Chen a little at a loss. After all, he just came out of the same place as the set of a sci-fi movie and saw the power of technology. stuffed.

"But you give money to buy clothes, I don't have money."

Gu Tao doesn't mind dressing himself up a bit, after all, he used to be an elite class when he was studying at the Pan-Humanity University, so although he didn't dress luxuriously, at least he was decent.

But now, during the six years of wandering on the earth, he had already thrown away those unnecessary things. Once a person puts survival as the first goal, many things are actually not important anymore.

"Does your junior sister pay much attention to appearance?"

"There is no one who doesn't pay attention to appearance, at least the first impression is good, right, she is also a girl." Xin Chen pushed his glasses: "And you can't call you sister, you have to call me sister."

"Don't shout."

"I'm not happy if I don't call my brother."

"If you are not happy, hang yourself, it has something to do with me." Gu Tao turned his head and saw that more than half of the buns on the table were gone. ?”

Xin Chen happened to stuff another bun into his mouth at this moment, so he said vaguely, "No, I'm just hungry."

"Don't talk nonsense with you."

The next two people ate like a vicious dog. The original plan of ten buns was not enough. The two guys ate a total of 37 buns. In the end, Gu Tao ate one more bun.

"I won." Gu Tao leaned on the pillar and rubbed his belly: "I can't walk anymore..."

"Junior brother, don't be so aggressive." Xin Chen's condition wasn't much better, he hiccupped when he was speaking, and it felt like he was about to pop out, probably stuck in his throat.

"How can you stand against me? You were not slow just now, a professional player."

The sword fairy who couldn't move for more than an hour because of eating too much, and the alien scientific examiner who couldn't move because of eating too much, this is probably the strangest combination in the world.

In the end, Gu Tao went to buy clothes with hesitation, and Xin Chen hadn't bought new clothes for a long time, so he just took this opportunity to buy them together.But don't expect what kind of clothes the two straight men can choose. In the end, Gu Tao chose a long down jacket, which was thick and solid.On the other hand, Xin Chen chose a coat, the kind of bloated but warm coat.

How should I put it, if it weren't for the good looks of these two people, otherwise a security guard and an early-rising fishing identity would not be able to escape, but Gu Tao and Xin Chen were not aware of this, and even praised each other for their good eyesight , the clothes I picked were great.

In fact, they can’t be blamed for this. You must know that women can choose a piece of clothing for three months, and start to choose winter clothes before summer is over. Men, especially straight men, generally buy clothes with three criteria: wearable, durable Dirty and black, not to mention straight steel men like these two, the standard is even simpler: dirt-resistant and wearable.

The place Xin Chen agreed with his junior sister is in the Prince Building. As for why it is here, it is because this is the store owned by Xin Chen's tenants, who are relatively familiar, and from Gu Tao's point of view, the proprietress of this hotel must have coveted Xin Chen. Seeing his enthusiasm after he came, it really made people feel a little numb, and wished that the whole body could stick to Xin Chen's body.

"Ah Chen, I haven't come to my sister's place for dinner for a long time. What are you eating today? My sister treats you."

"Today I invited my junior sister."

As soon as the junior sister was mentioned, the landlady's face suddenly collapsed, and she lost the enthusiasm just now. After seeing her change, Gu Tao asked with a smile: "Madam, what is the origin of that junior sister? Are you so scared?" ?"

"Afraid? I'm afraid of that little girl who hasn't grown any hair yet?"

The hair hasn't even grown yet... Gu Tao thought about the word for a while, and then asked solemnly, "Do you mean the hair is young or it really hasn't grown?"

The proprietress was stunned for a moment, covered her mouth and giggled, then patted Gu Tao coquettishly: "You are so interesting."

Gu Tao: "???"

But because it was almost the busiest time, the proprietress couldn't talk more with these two cute little brothers, so after they ordered the food, they teased a few words and went out.

After Gu Tao saw this interesting proprietress going out, he went straight to the window of the box, opened the window and lay on top of it to watch the noisy traffic on the road outside: "I said, invite a girl to dinner, order a pile of pig intestines, Niu Baiye is not good, and you can still eat it?"

"Eat well." Xin Chen played with his mobile phone and said without turning his head: "Junior Sister doesn't mind, I know her well, I even tricked her into licking cow dung when I was young."

When he was talking about licking cow dung, a girl with a frosty face suddenly stood outside the door. Her long hair reached her waist, her eyes were big, and her skin was also very good. The corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, and her thin lips looked pink. Yes, he should not be very old, but he has a good temperament.It's just that her complexion is quite bad, and she looks like she is going to eat people.

"You don't know, she has been beautiful since she was a child, and she was liked by many boys in junior high and high school. Then I secretly observed and felt that she had a crush on which boy, and I would pretend to be her to beat him up. , so when she was in high school, she had a nickname called Miejue Shitai, and she didn't know why, hahahaha..."

Xin Chen was so happy there, he didn't know that the girl at the door not far from him had a knife in her hand at some point, and Gu Tao didn't say anything, just stood there with her arms crossed: "And Is it?"

"Yes, after she went to college, it was too far away to monitor her, so I followed him with a talisman paper crane, and as long as she was outside past ten o'clock, I would call her mother, that is, me Mistress, if it’s useless to call Mistress, I’ll try to make the man next to her see hallucinations, that kind of hallucinations that look particularly terrifying. She’s famous in school because of this, and it’s rumored that she’s haunted by a spirit of vengeance. Men can’t Get closer. So I guarantee that Junior Sister has never been in a relationship until now."

"I killed you!"

All of a sudden, the little junior sister rushed in with a knife, and chopped off at the back of Xin Chen's head without saying a word, but Xin Chen just let out an ah, and when he turned around, the fruit knife happened to hit him. The ceramic knife shattered against the door, and Xin Chen remained unscathed.

"Ah..." Xin Chen raised his head and looked at the little junior sister who was flushed with anger, "Sixth son, when did you come?"

The little junior sister was so angry that her seven orifices were filled with smoke, her hands kept shaking, and she was gnashing her teeth in a coquettish manner...

"Come, come, let me introduce you. This is the younger brother. I mentioned it in a message with you before. Get to know each other, Taotao, Taotao, this is the little junior sister, your future daughter-in-law."

To be honest, Gu Tao's face turned red, he had never seen such a brazen person, just now he was talking about how he tossed his junior sister, and the next second he started to forcefully arrange CP.

"Go away, I never want to see you again."

The little junior sister turned around and was about to leave, but Xin Chen shook her phone: "I told my mistress, she said let me figure it out, if you're still stubborn, I can beat you up."

Gu Tao's eyes widened, thinking what a strange family this must be for this to happen...

"Tao Tao, come, come, come and sit." Xin Chen patted the chair beside him, then pointed to the one next to Gu Tao: "Six, sit there!"

The difference in tone before and after made Gu Tao a little embarrassed.

The little junior sister's eyes were already steaming, and Gu Tao felt a little pained seeing her aggrieved look, so he turned his body slightly to block Xin Chen's sight, took out a pack of napkins from his pocket, handed it to the little junior sister, and motioned she go.

"Junior brother, don't spoil her, you don't know her situation!" Xin Chen's tone gradually became severe: "I asked you to sit down, didn't you hear me?"

The little junior sister sat down on the seat with grievances, and Gu Tao also sat down, frowning: "Why are you like this? If you speak nicely, you will die? Why are they all girls? You made it as interesting as your stepmother?"

Hearing this cheap junior spitting at senior brother, the little junior sister looked up at him in surprise, then quickly lowered her head, wiping her tears secretly.

"Junior brother, you don't understand. The sixth son's situation is special." Xin Chen sighed: "The old man made an agreement with someone back then, saying that the younger junior sister must marry someone from the Taoist sect in the future."

"How long has it been? You don't care about this kind of thing!"

"Forget it, it's not the time for you to find out yet, things are still quite troublesome." Xin Chen waved his hand: "I'll go to the supermarket to buy some instant noodles, you two talk first."

At this time, Xin Chen was still very measured. After he got up slowly, he left a meaningful look at the junior sister...

Seeing the senior brother leave, the little junior sister let out a sigh of relief, then immediately retracted the grievance on her face, clicked her tongue at Gu Tao, and rolled her eyes: "The acting is not bad."

Hold the grass!Who is this family?

"You are the junior brother? You look pretty handsome, but your taste is too bad, just like the senior brother." The junior sister stretched out her hand to Gu Tao while tasting Gu Tao's clothes: "Xin Liuzi, six are one, two, three, four, five." Six, the seeds are the seeds of peaches, plums, apricots, and persimmons."

"This...not next to each other." Gu Tao stretched out his hand lightly, and lightly shook Liu Zi's hand: "You are gay, right?"

"Huh?" Liu Zi was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"You have a tattoo on your left ankle, which is the imprint of the gay circle, and since you were young, you have no way to contact men, so you have always been in contact with women. Plus you have a tattoo on your left foot, you should be a T."

Liu Zi's expression changed rapidly, and Gu Tao could clearly see the fear in her eyes.

"I won't tell Xin Chen." Gu Tao let go of Liu Zi's hand: "I major in sociology, and I have done a very detailed investigation on gay people."

"Strictly speaking, I'm a twin." Liu Zi obviously breathed a sigh of relief: "But because of that bastard, I basically can't get in touch with men, so... you have to keep it a secret, or you will be beaten to death. "

Gu Tao chuckled: "I will definitely be beaten to death."

Although Liuzi has a bit of a manly personality, he is still very cute overall, and Gu Tao is also very good at chatting with people, so after the two of them dismissed the possibility that the other party is their spouse, they became acquainted instantly. Liuzi has a bold personality, Gu Tao’s ideas are interesting, the two of them chatted about interesting things like buddies, sometimes Liuzi bulges the muscles on his arms for Gu Tao to touch like a boy, and sometimes he talks coquettishly like an ordinary young lady, which is very interesting .

Not long after, the dishes came, and Xin Chen came up dragging a box of instant noodles, but as soon as he entered the door, he saw Liu Zi throwing himself on Gu Tao's shoulder and laughing, so he was stunned.

"Are you so close?"

(End of this chapter)