Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 16 Senior Brother, Wait For Me, I'm Going To The Provincial City

It was late at night, and after the initial model was established, the rest of the comparison could be handed over to the computer for execution. Gu Tao was also tired and slumped on the workbench. Although he took some grasshopper-flavored stamina supplements, he still I'm too tired.

"Your body index has dropped below normal levels, please take a rest in time."

"I said don't monitor my body index." Gu Tao raised his head wearily, and leaned on the chair in a different position: "Where's that guy?"

"Has entered a deep sleep state."

"Fortunately, he is still able to sleep, his heart is really big."

Gu Tao helplessly shook his head and smiled. Xin Chen was really big-hearted. He could actually sleep in such a strange place. After all, there was someone next to him who could capture him for experiments.

However, human experimentation is prohibited by order, which is also an order of the ethics committee, so even if Gu Tao wants to do this, there is no equipment on board.And just when he was about to pull himself together and sort out the data of Brother Earth Immortal, he suddenly found that his data fluctuated abnormally.

"Retrieve all his data." Gu Tao took a sip of water, and immediately cheered up: "Why is there such a big fluctuation?"

Among the two analyzed data, one is the data of Xin Chen's physical examination when he first boarded the ship, and the second set of data is the data of the battle against Gu Tao in the virtual arena. When the two sets of data are put together, there is a difference of [-] One thousand tons equivalent.

Although it is unreliable to measure by equivalent, this is probably the most intuitive way of expression before the emergence of unified standards.

"You didn't calculate wrong? The difference is [-]? Are you crazy!"

"The data has been triple-screened, and there is no miscalculation. The change node is here, and I have marked it for you." After Satania finished speaking, the analysis chart in front of Gu Tao showed a gap between peaks and troughs. Difference: "I have also extracted the corresponding time, you can take a look."

Call up the video, and then their appearance in the virtual arena is displayed on the screen, and both of them are covered by various data. Before the battle, Xin Chen's combat power has been suspended above nine thousand, but when The moment he held Mengxiong, the value directly rose to [-] in Lushan Shenglong Domineering style.

"This is unscientific!" Gu Tao fixed the picture there, and asked, "Did you give him a special bonus?"

"No, it's just set according to the normal illogical algorithm. This is his normal value."

No wonder... no wonder.Gu Tao breathed a sigh of relief, no wonder he fought so hard, he was actually wearing a single soldier device and was fighting a monster with a combat power of [-] equivalent, it would be strange if he could win!

But the only thing that confuses him is why the data suddenly changed so much. According to the normal situation, even if it is an explosive seed, the value will never exceed three times, but he has almost doubled it by six times.

"Is it because of holding a sword?"

With this question in mind, Gu Tao excitedly ran to the living area and shook Xin Chen awake from his sleep. The bleary-eyed senior brother raised his head and looked at Gu Tao miserably, hesitating to speak...

"I'm asking you."

"Ah?" Xin Chen sat on the edge of the bed, rubbing his eyes: "Is there anything I can't talk about tomorrow morning..."

"I can't wait." Gu Tao sat down and took out a small notebook and pen from his arms: "Why did your ability value suddenly change from 5.00 to [-], an increase of more than [-]%, which is very strange scientific."

"Junior brother..." Xin Chen looked at him seriously, "I'll give you time to reorganize the language."

"What? Are you going to beat me? I told you that the security here is not kidding, you will die." Gu Tao waved his hand: "Hurry up."

"Why am I beating you up? I asked you to reorganize the language because I can't understand it at all. What ability is worth [-] million."

Hmm...that's a problem, where the information is missing, it's normal to not understand, so Gu Tao didn't care about Xin Chen's reluctance and directly dragged him to the analysis room, and watched the video together with him.

"Here, right here." After pressing pause, Gu Tao pointed to the screen: "At this moment, your value suddenly soared. If it was the previous [-] equivalent, you would definitely not be able to beat my first form."

"Are you still struggling with this? Are you so aggressive?"

"I..." Gu Tao was stunned: "If you don't think about this issue, just tell me why you suddenly soared."

Xin Chen looked at the screen carefully, and after watching it for a while, he realized that this time happened to be the moment when he and Meng Xiong came into contact, which meant that he drew his sword at this point in time.

"This, it's like this." Xin Chen pointed to the position of his hand on the screen: "Look here, I've got a weapon."

"Weapon? This weapon doesn't have such a strong ability!"

"The truth is this. Although I don't know how to explain it to you, next time you meet a sword fairy, don't let him take up a weapon. But generally the sword of a sword fairy will never leave his body."

"Then what about going to the toilet?" Gu Tao gestured: "That sword is more than one meter long, won't you poke your poop if you squat down?"

Xin Chen didn't know how to answer this question at all, really... People used to care about whether the sword fairies were handsome or not, and who cares if they are tired after shitting?Suddenly hearing the warm greeting from the younger brother, Xin Chen's eyes were slightly moist.

"What's wrong with you..." Seeing Xin Chen look at him with wet eyes, goosebumps all over his body, Gu Tao quickly took two steps back and looked at him with terrified eyes.

"Junior brother, you are a warm man..."

"Get out! I think you are sick."

"It's like this." Xin Chen took out Mengxiong from his bag and carried it on his back, then stood up and pointed to the ground: "It's easy to do at home, but if it's outside, let's say it's a urinal."

As he said that, he walked to the position where he was squatting in the urinal just now, and then deliberately slowed down his movements, put the sword on his shoulder first, and then made a gesture of unbuttoning his trouser belt with one hand, and then slowly squatted down, like holding a phone He tilted his neck and held the sword, then took out his mobile phone and squatted there to play: "Here, that's it."

"Ah..." Gu Tao covered his forehead with one hand and leaned on the table with strength: "I see...it seems quite convenient."

"No, some female monks are troublesome. They have long hair. They have to pull up their hair before they can squat down, otherwise the hair will get stained with poop. I think it's even more disgusting. When I was young, I followed the old man Going to an illegal assembly where there's a nun with poop on her hair, it's disgusting."

Speaking of which, Gu Tao has been reading Xiuxian novels for a long time, only seeing those female sword immortals in them, such as fluttering clothes, long hair, white lotus coming out of water, lotus, Tiancheng, etc., now suddenly from Xin Chen's mouth Hearing such disgusting things, the feeling of being shattered, is really too bad...

"I say……"

"Stop talking, I want to vomit." Xin Chen reacted even more than Gu Tao. After bursts of retching, he coughed twice: "It's really disgusting, especially when she wants to hug me... my... I was only nine years old, and since then I have had a hard time seeing women with long hair."

It seems that this materialistic Earth Immortal also has childhood shadows, and the circle of Sword Immortals is far less beautiful than outsiders seem... It is really uncomfortable to think about it.

But he called the Xianmen gathering an illegal gathering, which is probably the reason why this guy is alone. With such a strange personality, I am afraid that no one would like to play with him.

"Also, let me tell you, I have always had a doubt." Xin Chen suddenly became serious: "Can junior brother help me clear up my doubts?"

"You said."

"I often see those girls with long hair and wearing one-piece clothes and pants. I have observed carefully several times but I can't find where they can be opened. There are no buttons or zippers. What should they do when they go to the toilet? Especially in the There are so many people in places like shopping malls, what should I do if I can’t keep up with the line?”

An alien 3000 years beyond Earth's technology and a native Superman sitting in a space destroyer discussing how a girl in a one-piece suit goes to the toilet is really cool.

"Hey... Now that you said it, I really haven't investigated it carefully, after all, I don't detect too intimate behavior." Gu Tao rubbed his chin: "Yes, how did they go to the toilet, take off clean ?”

"But the public toilets are very dirty. What should I do if my clothes are rubbed on the floor when I take them off? The trousers and the like are stained with yellow urine on the ground. Hey... It's so uncomfortable. It's better to pee your pants, at least it's your own." .”

"Um...Satania, print a onesie."

In less than ten seconds, a one-piece suit appeared on Gu Tao's body, not to mention... a boy with crooked brows and eyes wearing this kind of clothes really makes people want to anal.

"Let's break down the movements." Gu Tao pointed to the clothes on his body: "The first thing is to pull down the suspenders, right?"

"Yeah." Xin Chen tilted his head and looked at Gu Tao: "Then, do you take off your upper body?"

Gu Tao really took off his upper body, and then squatted on the ground: "Look, you have to hold it with your hands during the whole process. If you are not careful, you will let go. It is very troublesome."

"That's right, you can't play with your phone while going to the toilet, no wonder those girls love to bring up old scores." Xin Chen looked clear.

Gu Tao was confused: "Why?"

"Have you ever had the experience of going to the bathroom in a hurry, taking off your pants and finding that you didn't bring your phone, and then you will find that your memory suddenly becomes very good, anyway, I remembered the shampoo and laundry in the bathroom liquid formula, and there are 170 six seams on the porcelain plate on the floor. Those girls are not allowed to play with their mobile phones every time they go to the toilet. My friend turned over the old account."

"It makes sense!"

Gu Tao stood up and pulled up the sling again: "As a sociology scholar, I didn't consider this level, what a failure."

"It doesn't matter." Xin Chen looked like someone who had experienced it: "I only started thinking about this problem in the past two years."
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