i really don't want this system

Chapter 42
Ye Mosheng's brain was running fast at this time, the middle-aged man in front of him put a lot of pressure on him, although he didn't make a fool of himself if he couldn't answer, after all, the other party was the king of the couplets of the Dragon Kingdom, and he was just an ordinary person.

But Ye Mosheng just couldn't understand the other party's arrogance, arrogance, and slandering himself for cheating.

Brother cheating is also a bad idea of ​​the system.Brother paid the price.

System: It's none of my business.

First of all, we have to figure out the meaning of this couplet, a string of numbers, at first glance, it does seem a bit spoof.

There was a song in the previous life

儿歌
"Counting Ducks"

There is a flock of ducks passing downstream of the bridge in front of the door, come and count them

two four six seven eight

Children like that their three-year-old niece knows how to sing.

I used to think that songwriting was too reckless, and I could miss a few even one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Only by accident did I understand, nursery rhymes, [-], deliberately omitted a few to show the innocence and loveliness of children.

Think about it this way.

According to the song of counting ducks, there is no eight in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

This guy has been scolding me, I'll go, hide the knife in secret, it's not a good bird at first glance, all the couplets are cursing, so thick-skinned, but how to answer?
Bai Yu, who didn't know that he was on the live broadcast all the time, smiled contemptuously: "Young man, come to the couplet after learning a little superficiality. You don't know how to do such a simple thing. Go learn it for another ten or eight years." After speaking, he looked around with a smile. Professor Zhou said respectfully: "'President Zhou, what do you think?"

"President Bai, you can't match the couplets yourself, to put it simply? Isn't it too much to use it to embarrass a young man?"

"President Zhou, I don't know how to do it, but I did it, that's enough, why don't you try it?"

Professor Zhou took a step back. Damn it, I would have answered whoever this guy caught and bitten.

A few years ago, several masters in Fusang and Goryeo probably avoided being bitten because they were afraid of being bitten.

"This president is really thick-skinned"

"Yeah, at the beginning, it was a bit too much to bully the small with the big."

"What the fuck, I can't match myself, so why not show it off, are you xx old?"

Collectively:

black nest
Ye Mosheng: So he couldn't answer it himself. This old thief is too shameless.

A bolt of lightning flashed across the sky, holy shit, isn't it shameless?

"Who says I can't answer the question?" Ye Mosheng puffed up his chest.

"Oh, then tell me, as long as you can get by, you're right"

"I answered, what's the benefit?"

"Then I won't pursue the fact that you don't have a poet certification."

"President Bai, everyone can compose poems. It's not up to you. Change to another one."

"Then what do you think of this?" Bai Yu took out a piece of jade, which was transparent and glowing blue.

Hiss, even this treasure has been taken out, this is the king of jade.

A piece of jade pendant is worth an unknown amount, not to mention that Ye Mosheng, the predecessor of this life, was not interested in jade.

Ye Mosheng was about to refuse.

A cold voice sounded, "Emperor Lantian Jade, a mortal-level item, has the effect of enhancing physical fitness. The system recycles it, directly gaining some physical fitness, and has a certain probability of gaining some health points." Damn it, this system can also identify treasures, this recycling is A bit outrageous.

Physique and appearance must be taken down. I am a fairy who descended to the mortal world, and my super high appearance was injured. How can I let go of such an opportunity, and I will eventually become a king bit by bit.

But Ye Mosheng suppressed the excitement in his heart and said lightly: "Not enough."

"Do you know what this jade represents? It represents the king of couplets, which is bestowed by the state."

"I beat you, am I not the king of couplets? Take what belongs to me and give it to me, and add another one. Whoever loses will take the gift of disciple."

"Your thing? Shuzi..."

"Why don't you dare?"

"Okay." Er Gan was smothered in his mouth.

"Then please listen, filial piety, loyalty, trust, etiquette, justice and integrity (shameless)"

"Filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness, shamelessness, shameless, good, shameless." Master Zhou applauded.

Hearing Master Zhou's voice, everyone who reacted was full of praise.

"Yo Xi, this young man is not simple." Honda Yasuhiro showed a long-lost smile. As an eight-star poet, he used to be the most aggrieved one.

"Smecta is so amazing, pay attention to him, remember to check if his ancestor is from ours, if not, then fabricate one." An old man's eyes were full of admiration.

"You?" Bai Yu pointed at Ye Mosheng and couldn't believe that this young man was able to talk to him.

Not only is it right, but it is so neat, not only neat, but also abusive.

I call you bastard

You call me shameless.

"you……"

"you……"

"What are you, rude, remember to be a disciple and call me teacher."

"Poof" Bai Yu spurted out a mouthful of old blood and fainted.

Are middle-aged people so imaginary now?Ye Mosheng looked at Bai Yu who was carried away, and shook his head.

"The host is awesome, really powerful, defeating the evil forces, love you, mmmmmu, completed the achievement: so angry that he vomits blood. Reward a first kiss, and reward a perfect pinnacle card." A kawaii voice came to mind.

System: What is the situation? When should I reward him? Who am I?
Ye Mo shuddered: The system must be crazy, what achievement? What card? The voice is so abnormal.

Absolute hallucination, as for that ghost system, I must be dreaming.

Pinch the thigh, Wuchao, it hurts so much, I'm not dreaming.

He picked up the jade pendant on the table and looked at it, Fanpin? Is there any other remarkable level on it.Ye Mosheng thought of the big turntable for the lottery, what is it called a god-level lottery.

Damn, what kind of system did I get? Isn't it an entertainment system?
Is this the rhythm of cultivation!
In my memory, this world is just a mortal world, and there is nothing special about it.

What's more, if the copyright of a work is involved, my brother can take half his life. If you want a low-level magic weapon, even nine lives are not enough for me.

But put it away first.

Ye Mosheng just sat down.

A warm current passed through the body.

"The host adds a little life value and a little physique."

It's really cool, although Ye Mosheng didn't feel anything.But couldn't help sighing.

Open the host interface.

Host: Ye Mosheng
Sex: Male

Age: 18

Status: student
Occupation: Musician, singer, writer
Fans: 325

Fame value: 8785 million

HP: 34/100
Constitution: 28/100
Physical fitness: 68/100
Appearance: 92/100
Body: 68/100
special: gray

Skills: Advanced vocal level. (Advanced Skill Scroll)
Talent: A mortal talent scroll

Three pieces of any work.

Poetry, novel, film and television, song each one, common copyright
Martial arts [-]% off redemption card.

Seeing that his health and physique each increased a little bit, Ye Mosheng felt elated.

It seems to find time to find jade.If it is not done well, it can live a long life.

Why are the advanced skill scrolls and primary talent scrolls still gray, how can they be activated, the system.

"Oh, brother host, it can only be activated under certain circumstances."

"Who are you? Where is the system?"

"Ah, I'm the spirit of the system. As for the system, it's a lump of elm, with no human touch at all."

System: Although I don't know what kind of existence I am, I am intelligent. Do you really think I'm alright?

"Spirit of the system? Why haven't I seen you before?"

"The host can activate me after completing an achievement, so happy, brother host, what's your name?"

"Ye Mosheng."

"Good name, I want one too, please give me a name."

"Little Huihui?" Ye Mosheng probed.In the previous life, I still liked the son of Big Big Wolf.

Big Big Wolf:…

Red Wolf's pan fell to the ground:? ? ?
　The mosquito push started at 2:[-] p.m., but I didn’t find it. Forgive me for my poor eyesight, and I missed the mosquito meat.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)