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Chapter 41: From the King of the Dragon Kingdom's Couplets

No matter how the turmoil on the Internet is, Pang Bai is passionate.

Anyway, Bai Yu was in a hurry. As the youngest six-star master poet in the Dragon Kingdom and the vice president of the Dragon Kingdom Poetry Association, no one admired him, and the emperors of all provinces regarded him as a guest of honor.

Wherever he went, he nodded and bowed, calling him Master Bai.

And the kid in front of him.

"Hmph, the reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow-rooted."

Everyone hissed, and it was only then that they remembered that Bai Yu was not only a seven-star senior writer, but also a six-star poet. In the field of couplets, he was the strongest in the Dragon Country, and because of this, he was the vice president of the Dragon Country Poetry Association.

As the president of an association, it is too much to use your strongest point to suppress a child.

The first couplet of this sentence is obviously satirical, implying that Ye Mosheng is climbing high on the wall at this time but he is not even a poet. His foundation is shallow and he will fall when the wind blows.

"Brother Bai, your father is really terrifying when he comes out. This kid probably doesn't even know what couplets are."

"That's right, if it's about me, I just punched a hole and escaped."

There was a compliment in the player bench.

And the judges gasped even more, Master Bai hadn't slapped his face for a long time, and once this couplet came out, he would have to shed a layer of skin even if he didn't die.

It's a pity for this young man, I'm afraid that he will never recover in the future.

Many people also criticized Bai Yu for suppressing young people and making profits for his own son.

And there was an uproar over the Internet TV.

I have always respected this Bai Yu, but I didn't expect him to be such a person.

Yes, there is no requirement that poets must be poets to compose poetry.

What to do, I don't have a begging certificate, so I can't beg in the future.

I have no Mandarin certification so far, so I can't speak Mandarin anymore.

can i singUndocumented personnel in the supreme luxury private room are waiting online.

I'm firing a cannon right now, I don't have a license, let it go or not, I'm taking off my pants, urgent, urgent, boom

Where is the great god upstairs.

Go away let me come, I have a permit and I will come first
Hold on, I'll get you a certificate.

Haha
Haha
...

After a brief discussion, the scene fell into silence, and they all looked at the boy to see how he would respond.

I saw Ye Mosheng calmly: "The bamboo shoots in the mountains have sharp mouths, thick skin, and hollow bellies."

"Okay!" Someone shouted loudly at the scene, and then they all applauded.

Bai Yu's face was so ugly that he ate a dead fly.Didn't these words mean that there was no ink in his mouth and cheeks?

I don't know if this guy hit by mistake or is really so powerful.

"Young man, don't get too carried away. Since you will meet couplets, I will test you."

"I'm of the highest class, and I'm full of courage." Bai Yu shook her white gown.

As expected of the king of couplets, the words come out as soon as you open your mouth. These words are simple but majestic.

"You're a nasty bitch."Ye Mosheng glanced at Bai Yu lightly.

What's even more cooperating is that at this moment, the camera followed Ye Mosheng's line of sight and stayed there.

Everyone who watched the big screen on the spot, and watched the live broadcast on the Internet and TV outside the venue all had a meal, what the hell, that's okay.

"Niu Pi, from now on I'm Ye Mosheng's fan, I don't want to explain."

"It's so terrifying for literati to tear each other apart."

Mo Yiyi, who was in the auditorium, was biting ears with Ye Ning'er, looking shy.

The men who looked around were about to move.

...

"You, you..." Bai Yu was impatient, it was the first time in decades that someone scolded her so viciously.

"What am I, I'm at this level, I'll test you"

"Hengpi: Marshal Tianpeng, first couplet: Commander-in-Chief, what is the second couplet?"

"I'm a pig!..." As the king of couplets, the reaction is fast.

"It's not the north and the south." Ye Mosheng secretly promised, the reaction was really quick

"Below is not a thing"

Everyone is still thinking about the first question, and the king of couplets has already got two of them right.It is indeed the king of couplets.

It's just that everyone said "I'm a pig?"

"Zhuzi Ergan" Bai Yu finally realized that this should be the first time in decades that he was tricked so badly.

"It has nothing to do with me that you are right." Ye Mosheng said calmly.

"Spiders under the eaves are full of silk"

"The earthworm in front of the court is full of mud."

"Hmph, crooked way, the old man has a favorite couplet that no one can solve so far, how dare you accept it." Bai Yu was really angry, his strongest couplet was slapped in the face by the opponent many times, what's the shame if he didn't come up with a unique trick.

At this time, it was Bai Yu's own business and had nothing to do with his son.

"one two three four five six seven"

Ye Mo gave a pause, what the hell is this?
Netizens immediately became popular

such as
"Doremi has a fever and diarrhea"

And the same is true of the [-] live broadcast room

Someone is right: "8, 9, 10, J, Q"

I rely on great talents, dragons eat dragons.I'm sorry
against three
I fry
two kings
The building is completely crooked

After all, some netizens still asked, "Can anyone explain what one, two, three, four, five, six, seven mean?"

"Yeah, this topic is so difficult to understand, isn't it embarrassing?"

"I heard that five years ago this couplet scared away masters from many countries, including RB's eight-star poet Honda Jiu'an. No one has matched this couplet so far."

"So shameless, is it interesting to bully children with what no one has treated so far?"

At the same time, Fusang Country Shicao Shrine "Teacher, Longguo Baiyu-kun once again showed his absolute."

"Oh, Yoshi, what country's master is going to be in trouble." This person is the only eight-star poet Honda Jiu'an, who is also the highest-ranked poet in Fusang ancient poetry and the entire international ancient poetry.

"There is a live TV broadcast," the middle-aged man said respectfully.

"Yo Xi, tell everyone at Shicao Shrine to watch. We are not the only countries to be slapped in the face."

"President of the Korean Cultural Institute, Bai Yu-kun will come up with another trick."

"Bai Yu-jun? Show me where it is right now."

"There is a live broadcast, I will click to show you"

...

Fusang, Goryeo has many such things happen.

And the Internet is worthy of being the Internet, and relevant gossip can be found in less than 3 minutes.

"The ancient poetry of the Dragon Kingdom now lags behind that of Goryeo and Fusang"

"This couplet was published by Bai Yu 5 years ago. It is said that 5 years ago at the International Ancient Poetry Exchange Conference (it is said to be international, but in fact it is mainly a few Asian countries. After all, apart from Asia, it is very difficult to set Chinese as a second language. Not bad). Longguo was so overwhelmed by Goryeo Fusang that he couldn’t hold his head up. At the critical moment, Bai Yu made an upper couplet halfway to save Longguo’s face. This couplet is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.”

"Then what does this mean?"

"Pay attention to one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, is it missing eight?"

"Yeah, are you still missing nine or ten?"

"It sounds great upstairs, what nonsense are you talking about?"

"Then let me explain. The beauty of this couplet is here. Does the absence of eight mean that it has been forgotten?"

“Forgot?

"It was precisely this bastard couplet that made Fusang and Gao Li speechless. They didn't speak to each other for three days and three nights, and finally returned home in despair, so they managed to retain a little bit of face."

Such a great couplet, no one in the international competition, bullying a child?
I think Master Bai is a great talent. When he was winning glory for the country, this young man didn't know where he was. He didn't respect the old and love the young, thinking that he wrote a poem.

Yes, yes, if all the young people in the world don't respect their teachers, then the morality of the Dragon Kingdom will collapse

Have you gone astray? I don't deny that Bai Yu has made a lot of contributions, but can you rely on the old to sell the old?What does it mean that if you are not a poet, you are not qualified to write poetry.

How did you become a poet when you were not qualified to write poetry? You were born, I will give you a thumbs up.

...

　There is a mosquito tweet this afternoon, why is it a mosquito, because I don’t know where to read the tweet.There is no way to cheer yourself up!

　　Forget about these things, anyway, few of them read my books, to be precise, there are only two, and one of them is myself. It doesn’t matter, just write for that reader.

　　Thank you xhaojiej for your support!
　　
　
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