Demon recovery: I started killing demons from a mental hospital

Chapter 9
Seeing this, Ma Tian hurried over and said:
"Master, you are invisible, they can't see you sleeping!"

As she said that, Ma Tian winked at everyone outside.

Those demon-suppressing masters also came to their senses, talking nonsense with their eyes open.

"Ma group, who are you talking to alone?"

"Yes, horse group, where is Master?"

Only then did Zhang Fan put down his smack: "That's right, with their aptitude, they can't see that I'm invisible!"

Ma Tian breathed a sigh of relief, "Master, I used the talisman you gave me last time. Please give me another one."

Zhang Fan nodded: "This is simple, wait for me to deal with it urgently."

Saying that, a chicken nest head floated to the side and came to the chamber pot at the end of the bed.

"Oh, it's really troublesome to hide my little brother by invisibility." Zhang Fan muttered, and after releasing the invisibility, he loosened his trousers and started pouring water into the chamber pot.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

In the room, Ma Tian's pretty face was so red that she could squeeze out water, and she hurriedly turned her head to look outside.

Those demon-suppressing masters outside tried their best to hold back their laughter.

"I've never seen the horse team blush."

"This Zhang Fan is not simple, he really has the demeanor of a master!"

Ma Tian stared at him, and the group of people fell silent.

"Sweet." Zhang Fan trembled twice.

Seeing that Ma Tian didn't respond, Zhang Fan frowned and shouted again: "Tian'er, come here!"

Ma Tian finally came to his senses and said with black lines on his face: "Master, please stop calling me that, okay?"

"No." Zhang Fan flatly refused, and then he said earnestly while reaching for toilet paper and ketchup from his crotch.

"Sweet, talismans are rare. It takes a lot of effort to make one for the teacher, you can't waste it."

Before he could finish a sentence, Zhang Fan had already drawn a ghostly talisman and handed it over.

The corners of Ma Tian's mouth twitched and he took it, and a voice in his heart crazily complained: You have spent a lot of effort! ?

However, she did not dare to say that. She just carefully put away the ghost-drawing talisman and said at the same time, "Master, in fact, those people outside are also here to ask for talismans."

"They also want the talisman?" Zhang Fan frowned and glanced at it, then shook his head immediately: "No, no, look at their ghostly faces with panda eyes, they must have stayed up all night and did nothing good, so I won't give it!"

There was an explosion outside the house.

"Master, we got panda eyes all because of seeing you!"

"Yeah, we all really want to ask for a talisman."

Ma Tian also persuaded softly: "Master, for the sake of their sincerity, you should help them."

Zhang Fan rolled his eyes: "Sweet, our sect has rules, and the talisman cannot be passed on outside."

What shit rules, it's not all about you alone!
Everyone outside the house couldn't help complaining secretly, but a sick-minded person like Zhang Fan obviously only eats soft things and not hard things, so he has to be coaxed!
"Master, that's easy to handle, we can all join your sect!" Someone proposed a solution.

Zhang Fan was instantly beaming with joy, so many people wanted to be his little brother, he even woke up laughing in his dreams!
But those who achieve great things must be reserved!

"We can't let them notice my great strategy to expand the sect!"

Thinking of this, Zhang Fan coughed lightly, and pressed his flying eyebrows with both hands, pretending to be embarrassed.

"But your aptitude is too poor, you are not worthy of being my disciples... how about this! Tian'er, you accept them for me and become the second generation disciples of our sect!"

"Me!?" Ma Tian was taken aback, and immediately gritted her teeth: "Okay, I am willing to do it for Master!"

The scene suddenly became lively, and the demon master outside the house smiled and worshiped Ma Tian as his teacher.

Zhang Fan pulled up a chair and sat down, with two rolls of toilet paper prepared beside him!

[I won't be soft-hearted all the time, you have to have a limit!I... well, forget it. 】

Zhang Fan acted as if he hadn't heard the system's complaints. He asked for a favor, dipped in ketchup and drew a random sketch on it, and then handed it over to the other party!

Everyone carefully put away the ghost painting talisman like a family heirloom, and the scene was like a large-scale exchange meeting for mental patients!
"Hey, look at my picture, it's better than yours!"

"It's so good. My talisman is bigger than yours!"

Soon it was Zhang Heng's turn, and he rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Finally it's me."

"It's you!?"

Zhang Fan frowned: "How dare you come here! Tian'er! Get this guy out quickly, he is with the monster!"

Zhang Heng suddenly felt like crying without tears: "Master, you have misunderstood me. I am really not a monster."

"Bah!" Zhang Fan said angrily with his hands on his hips, "You still want to confuse me, Tian'er's chest is still swollen!"

Ma Tian's body was shocked, and she turned her head speechlessly: Why did you mention this matter again! ?

Zhang Heng's face wrinkled into a bitter gourd: "Is it okay if I was wrong, I offended you before, and I will compensate you! The horse group's breasts are really not mine..."

boom!
Ma Tian hit Zhang Heng on the head with a bang, forced out a smile and said: "Master, although this guy talks nonsense, he still has a good heart. Just draw a random picture for him."

"No!" Zhang Fan's attitude was very firm: "It's too bad. Unless he can come up with an antidote to help you disinfect and remove the swelling, I won't forgive him!"

Zhang Heng only felt that the world had turned gray, so it would be better to kill him with a single sword!

At this moment, Zhang Fan suddenly heard a 'gurgling' sound from his stomach, and his expression changed suddenly!
"Damn! Such an important thing as eating has been delayed!"

In Zhang Fan's dictionary, nothing can replace sleeping and eating!

"It's all about you! I didn't even have time to eat because of the blah blah blah blah.

"Why is it my fault again!?" Zhang Heng was stunned, turned around and ran away!
When he ran to the door, he had an idea and hurriedly shouted: "Master Zhang, wait a minute!"

Then, he ran away without a trace!
Zhang Fan looked at Zhang Heng's disappearing figure in an instant and shook his hammer angrily. The demon suppressing masters behind him hurriedly dodged away.

"Hmph! Don't let me see you again! Stab you a hundred holes!"

After a while, Zhang Heng came back with a lot of snacks in his hands!

Spicy strips!Spiced eggs!The little raccoon eats dry noodles!

"Master! These are all honoring you!"

Zhang Fan's eyes widened, this thing is a rare commodity!Very rare to see.

"Hmph! Don't use these things to confuse me... Do you have chicken legs?"

"Yes!" Zhang Heng was overjoyed, and took out two five-spice chicken legs and handed them over.

Zhang Fan was not polite, he tore it open and ate it, then nodded with satisfaction.

"That's all, seeing that you are sincere in admitting your mistakes, I'll give you a Zhang Fu."

As he spoke, Zhang Fan casually tore off a piece of toilet paper with the chicken leg in his mouth, and dipped his fingers in ketchup.

(End of this chapter)