Demon recovery: I started killing demons from a mental hospital
Chapter 10 The bullshit sect base, it's obviously a mass grave!
Chapter 10 The bullshit sect base, it's obviously a mass grave!
Zhang Heng's excited eyes were filled with tears. This pile of snacks cost him several days' wages!
He looked at Zhang Fan eagerly, thinking that he could finally get the talisman!
But seeing that Zhang Fan was extremely fast, he brushed two strokes on the piece of toilet paper and drew a cross.
"Well, this is for you."
"Ah!? So small?" Zhang Heng really burst into tears this time: "Is this thing useless at all?"
Zhang Fan tore a mouthful of the chicken leg, and rolled his eyes angrily: "Forget it if you don't want it, so many people are still waiting."
"Yes! How can you not!" Zhang Heng put away the piece of toilet paper with tears in his eyes. If he knew this, he should have coaxed Zhang Fan when he first met him.
More than a hundred town demon masters have received the talisman, and everyone is satisfied.
The several nurses led by Tian Hong were all stunned.
"Principal Tian, how come these demon townspeople are like the aunts who snapped up eggs in the supermarket, isn't it just a piece of toilet paper?" A nurse asked puzzled.
Tian Hong pondered for a moment, then reprimanded lightly: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, I heard Team Leader Ma mention that the toilet paper drawn by Zhang Fan has a miraculous effect, and can kill a zombie at once."
"Wow! You are so amazing. This is too exaggerated, isn't Zhang Fan just a psychopath?"
"Never mind him!" Tian Hong straightened his collar: "There must be a reason why so many demon-suppressing masters agree! I'll ask for one too, maybe it will save my life someday."
After speaking, Tian Hong walked towards Zhang Fan.
"Hey, Zhang Fan, can the horse team also accept me under the door?"
As soon as Zhang Fan embraced Tian Hong, his greasy palm instantly made five fingerprints on the white coat.
"Isn't it strange, we are so familiar, how can I let you be the second-generation disciple! That's good, you can directly worship my disciple and become the first disciple of our sect!"
Tian Hong was overjoyed immediately, but his gaze fell on Ma Tian inadvertently, and he quickly put away his smile.
"Aren't I a big disciple? Why is he a big disciple again!" Ma Tian pointed at Tian Hong and frowned.
"Sweet, because you don't have a younger brother, but he has a younger brother! Do you understand?" Zhang Fan explained seriously.
Ma Tian was a little speechless: "I have taken in so many second-generation disciples, why don't I have a younger brother?"
"Ahem." Tian Hong explained aloud: "Mazu, the younger brother Zhang Fan mentioned here does not mean his subordinates."
"What's that!?" Ma Tian blinked.
"How can I explain this to you? It's just..." Tian Hong smiled wryly, just in time to see Zhang Fan digging out his crotch again, "Men have things that you don't have!"
"Men have things that I don't have, that's..." Ma Tian blushed instantly: "Forget it, whoever loves to be a great disciple should be the one, and I don't want to fight for this."
After speaking, Ma Tian hurriedly ran out of the house.
After everyone dispersed, Zhang Fan found two wooden boards and ran to the secret base on the playground.
Ma Tian followed suspiciously, and then saw Zhang Fan writing his name crookedly on the wooden board with a pen.
Ma Tian was very surprised, and joked with a smile: "Master, you can still write?"
Zhang Fan laughed angrily: "Who do you look down on? I am also a person who has studied!"
"Really?" Ma Tian became interested, maybe Zhang Fan's spells were read from a book: "Master, what book did you read?"
Zhang Fan thought for a while and replied: "It's just a novel, the content is quite exciting, the only shortcoming is that there are too many characters in the scene, I can't remember them all."
"Can you let me see it too?" Ma Tian tentatively asked.
"What's so interesting about that, I'll give it to you." Zhang Fan trusted Ma Tian quite a bit, and took out a thick hardcover book from his crotch.
Ma Tian took it with a face full of shock, thinking to himself why this guy's crotch is like a doraemon's pocket, he can hide everything! ?
Then he looked down at the novel, and when he read it, a mouthful of blood blocked his chest, and he almost fainted.
Phone book! ?
There are not many characters in this scene!
You call this a novel! ?
Of course, Zhang Fan didn't realize how depressed Ma Tian was, so he wrote his name and inserted the board into the edge of the pit.
Then he picked up another piece of wood: "Sweet, write your name on it too, this secret base is where the two of us are now."
Ma Tian is extremely rejected in her heart, it is no different from erecting a tombstone for herself! !
"Can I not write, master? I can't read."
Ma Tian told a helpless lie.
"Look at you, you're such an adult that you don't even know the words!" Zhang Fan was also very helpless, and in the end he could only plug in the wooden board temporarily: "Sweet, I have to remind you, read more books if you have nothing to do. beneficial!"
"Well, I remember." Ma Tian replied weakly.
Standing on the edge of the two pits, Zhang Fan was full of pride: "Tian'er, don't look at our secret base as big as it is for the time being. When it develops in the future, I will develop this entire mountain into our base!"
"At that time, I will let everyone in our sect have a pit and a brand!"
When he said these words, there was light in Zhang Fan's eyes.
Ma Tian listened, and her eyes were full of light, but hers were tears.
There are pits all over the mountain...and there are signs...
What kind of nonsense Zongmen base, just call it Mass Burial Mound!
"Master, your goal is great. But apprentice, I have a headache. You are always busy, and I will go back to rest." Ma Tian staggered away weakly.
She had given up on the idea of following Niang Fan for 24 hours, because if that was the case, she would definitely go crazy with him within three days!
"Sigh, you apprentice, you still have a lot of pride and aspirations for your teacher." Zhang Fan said helplessly.
He turned his head to look at the other patients on the playground. Everyone was very happy.
But Zhang Fan felt extremely lonely for a while.
"Forget it, heroes are always lonely! Seeing everyone so happy makes me content."
After finishing speaking, he sighed, turned around and walked towards the big kitchen of the hospital.
After some consumption, Zhang Fan deeply felt that his ketchup was not enough, so he had to replenish some as soon as possible!
Zhang Fan came to the big kitchen with ease and familiarity. In the past, he often searched for props to subdue demons and demons here. Naturally, he was very familiar with it.
"Stealth!"
He activated the stealth superpower, but this time the superpower randomly concealed 80.00% of his body, leaving one arm outside.
Fortunately, it was past lunch time at this time, and most people were in the playground, so no one was scared on the road.
The hospital's big kitchen is huge, after all, it is a place where hundreds of people can prepare meals.
Zhang Fan's goal was the vegetable preparation area of the kitchen, where there was a freezer, and the tomato sauce he was looking for was inside.
"Huh? Strange, why is there so little ketchup this time?"
Zhang Fan rummaged around, only to find that what he was looking for was only a few vials.
"Forget it, with my magic power, this yellow mango sauce can also be used."
Just when Zhang Fan searched a large pile of mango sauce and several small bottles of tomato sauce, and took away a few cucumbers by the way, two voices came from around the corner.
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Heng's excited eyes were filled with tears. This pile of snacks cost him several days' wages!
He looked at Zhang Fan eagerly, thinking that he could finally get the talisman!
But seeing that Zhang Fan was extremely fast, he brushed two strokes on the piece of toilet paper and drew a cross.
"Well, this is for you."
"Ah!? So small?" Zhang Heng really burst into tears this time: "Is this thing useless at all?"
Zhang Fan tore a mouthful of the chicken leg, and rolled his eyes angrily: "Forget it if you don't want it, so many people are still waiting."
"Yes! How can you not!" Zhang Heng put away the piece of toilet paper with tears in his eyes. If he knew this, he should have coaxed Zhang Fan when he first met him.
More than a hundred town demon masters have received the talisman, and everyone is satisfied.
The several nurses led by Tian Hong were all stunned.
"Principal Tian, how come these demon townspeople are like the aunts who snapped up eggs in the supermarket, isn't it just a piece of toilet paper?" A nurse asked puzzled.
Tian Hong pondered for a moment, then reprimanded lightly: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, I heard Team Leader Ma mention that the toilet paper drawn by Zhang Fan has a miraculous effect, and can kill a zombie at once."
"Wow! You are so amazing. This is too exaggerated, isn't Zhang Fan just a psychopath?"
"Never mind him!" Tian Hong straightened his collar: "There must be a reason why so many demon-suppressing masters agree! I'll ask for one too, maybe it will save my life someday."
After speaking, Tian Hong walked towards Zhang Fan.
"Hey, Zhang Fan, can the horse team also accept me under the door?"
As soon as Zhang Fan embraced Tian Hong, his greasy palm instantly made five fingerprints on the white coat.
"Isn't it strange, we are so familiar, how can I let you be the second-generation disciple! That's good, you can directly worship my disciple and become the first disciple of our sect!"
Tian Hong was overjoyed immediately, but his gaze fell on Ma Tian inadvertently, and he quickly put away his smile.
"Aren't I a big disciple? Why is he a big disciple again!" Ma Tian pointed at Tian Hong and frowned.
"Sweet, because you don't have a younger brother, but he has a younger brother! Do you understand?" Zhang Fan explained seriously.
Ma Tian was a little speechless: "I have taken in so many second-generation disciples, why don't I have a younger brother?"
"Ahem." Tian Hong explained aloud: "Mazu, the younger brother Zhang Fan mentioned here does not mean his subordinates."
"What's that!?" Ma Tian blinked.
"How can I explain this to you? It's just..." Tian Hong smiled wryly, just in time to see Zhang Fan digging out his crotch again, "Men have things that you don't have!"
"Men have things that I don't have, that's..." Ma Tian blushed instantly: "Forget it, whoever loves to be a great disciple should be the one, and I don't want to fight for this."
After speaking, Ma Tian hurriedly ran out of the house.
After everyone dispersed, Zhang Fan found two wooden boards and ran to the secret base on the playground.
Ma Tian followed suspiciously, and then saw Zhang Fan writing his name crookedly on the wooden board with a pen.
Ma Tian was very surprised, and joked with a smile: "Master, you can still write?"
Zhang Fan laughed angrily: "Who do you look down on? I am also a person who has studied!"
"Really?" Ma Tian became interested, maybe Zhang Fan's spells were read from a book: "Master, what book did you read?"
Zhang Fan thought for a while and replied: "It's just a novel, the content is quite exciting, the only shortcoming is that there are too many characters in the scene, I can't remember them all."
"Can you let me see it too?" Ma Tian tentatively asked.
"What's so interesting about that, I'll give it to you." Zhang Fan trusted Ma Tian quite a bit, and took out a thick hardcover book from his crotch.
Ma Tian took it with a face full of shock, thinking to himself why this guy's crotch is like a doraemon's pocket, he can hide everything! ?
Then he looked down at the novel, and when he read it, a mouthful of blood blocked his chest, and he almost fainted.
Phone book! ?
There are not many characters in this scene!
You call this a novel! ?
Of course, Zhang Fan didn't realize how depressed Ma Tian was, so he wrote his name and inserted the board into the edge of the pit.
Then he picked up another piece of wood: "Sweet, write your name on it too, this secret base is where the two of us are now."
Ma Tian is extremely rejected in her heart, it is no different from erecting a tombstone for herself! !
"Can I not write, master? I can't read."
Ma Tian told a helpless lie.
"Look at you, you're such an adult that you don't even know the words!" Zhang Fan was also very helpless, and in the end he could only plug in the wooden board temporarily: "Sweet, I have to remind you, read more books if you have nothing to do. beneficial!"
"Well, I remember." Ma Tian replied weakly.
Standing on the edge of the two pits, Zhang Fan was full of pride: "Tian'er, don't look at our secret base as big as it is for the time being. When it develops in the future, I will develop this entire mountain into our base!"
"At that time, I will let everyone in our sect have a pit and a brand!"
When he said these words, there was light in Zhang Fan's eyes.
Ma Tian listened, and her eyes were full of light, but hers were tears.
There are pits all over the mountain...and there are signs...
What kind of nonsense Zongmen base, just call it Mass Burial Mound!
"Master, your goal is great. But apprentice, I have a headache. You are always busy, and I will go back to rest." Ma Tian staggered away weakly.
She had given up on the idea of following Niang Fan for 24 hours, because if that was the case, she would definitely go crazy with him within three days!
"Sigh, you apprentice, you still have a lot of pride and aspirations for your teacher." Zhang Fan said helplessly.
He turned his head to look at the other patients on the playground. Everyone was very happy.
But Zhang Fan felt extremely lonely for a while.
"Forget it, heroes are always lonely! Seeing everyone so happy makes me content."
After finishing speaking, he sighed, turned around and walked towards the big kitchen of the hospital.
After some consumption, Zhang Fan deeply felt that his ketchup was not enough, so he had to replenish some as soon as possible!
Zhang Fan came to the big kitchen with ease and familiarity. In the past, he often searched for props to subdue demons and demons here. Naturally, he was very familiar with it.
"Stealth!"
He activated the stealth superpower, but this time the superpower randomly concealed 80.00% of his body, leaving one arm outside.
Fortunately, it was past lunch time at this time, and most people were in the playground, so no one was scared on the road.
The hospital's big kitchen is huge, after all, it is a place where hundreds of people can prepare meals.
Zhang Fan's goal was the vegetable preparation area of the kitchen, where there was a freezer, and the tomato sauce he was looking for was inside.
"Huh? Strange, why is there so little ketchup this time?"
Zhang Fan rummaged around, only to find that what he was looking for was only a few vials.
"Forget it, with my magic power, this yellow mango sauce can also be used."
Just when Zhang Fan searched a large pile of mango sauce and several small bottles of tomato sauce, and took away a few cucumbers by the way, two voices came from around the corner.
(End of this chapter)
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