I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 9
Han Yufei shook her head and smiled, "You two are so funny."

Xia Xiaotian stared at Lin Ye with staring eyes, and asked with deep resentment: "Isn't this old lady pretty?"

To be honest, Lin Ye also YYed that he and Xia Xiaotian became boyfriend and girlfriend. After all, with Xia Xiaotian, she can handle any cosplay role, but the reality is that Xia Xiaotian only considers Lin Ye as a friend.

Lin Ye put his hand in front of his mouth and coughed, hiding his embarrassment and saying, "Beautiful is beautiful, but you are such a tiger, I'm afraid only the Northeast gentlemen can stand you."

"Go to hell!"

Xia Xiaotian stretched out her hand and slapped her fiercely.

"I go!"

Get started without saying a word.

Lin Ye reflexively moved his body to the side.

Xia Xiaotian was very powerful, and she threw herself on Lin Ye out of inertia, not knowing the severity of the shot.

"what!"

Han Yufei covered her mouth, she already guessed what would happen next.

"It's over! It's over! I'm going to give away my integrity."

Xia Xiaotian was thinking this way in her mind, but her body threw herself uncontrollably.

"Bridge bean sack."

Lin Ye kicked Xia Xiaotian away almost subconsciously!
"Ah?"

Han Yufei looked at Xia Xiaotian who was kicked on the sofa, she tilted her head with a question mark on her face, the plot is not like this!

"Damn Lin Ye! Smelly man! How dare you kick my mother's face with your feet!!!"

Xia Xiaotian jumped up, and she exploded with the terrifying aura of a tigress like a Saiyan transformed!With teeth and claws flung at Lin Ye.

"Xia Xiaotian, listen to my explanation, it was just a conditioned reflex..."

Lin Ye wanted to explain, but it was too late, Xia Xiaotian was overwhelmed.

"Nima!"

Almost subconsciously, Lin Ye used his strength to slap the ground with his right hand, and his body rose into the air.

"what?"

Lin Ye's body flew into the air, he saved Xia Xiaotian from turning over to become the host, and he pressed Xia Xiaotian under him.

"puff!"

Xia Xiaotian fell on the sofa, especially with Nima on her body, it felt like being hit by a car, her bones were about to fall apart.

"Accident! Accident!"

Lin Ye looked at Xia Xiaotian who was rolling her eyes under the pressure, Lin Ye finally got angry, "Stop acting, I'm not a fat man of two hundred catties, I don't even have the ability to resist pressure, I'm a primary school student! "

Xia Xiaotian took a breath. Seeing Lin Ye pressing on her, it was a great shame. She kicked Lin Ye's back vigorously with both legs, and cursed: "Damn Lin Ye! How dare you take advantage of me?" !"

Lin Ye's back hurts from being kicked, especially Xia Xiaotian's nine-yin white bone claws, my God, there is no way, just scratch fiercely!

"You two are really happy friends, Xiaotian, you are gone... Hahaha..."

When Han Yufei saw the two arguing, instead of persuading the fight, she almost burst out laughing.

"Scratch you to death! Smelly man!"

Xia Xiaotian wrinkled her nose and scratched Lin Ye fiercely and cutely.

"Clap!"

Lin Ye saw the opportunity and grabbed the hands of the group of demons. He cross-locked and pressed down the uniform Xia Xiaotian. He leaned over and said with a sullen expression: "Master, you have been bullying me for half a year! Today I am finally here to take revenge." gone."

"Damn Lin Ye! You're doomed! I'm going to tear you into pieces! Destroy your bones! Ah..."

Xia Xiaotian roared violently, her body was still struggling non-stop, like a female knight who refused to admit defeat in the Central European Century.

"Crack!"

The flash lights up.

Han Yufei unexpectedly photographed the ambiguous moment between the two of them.

"I rely on!"

Xia Xiaotian and Lin Ye turned their heads to look at Han Yufei almost at the same time, and threatened in unison: "Don't delete the photo, you don't want to sleep tonight."

Han Yufei got up after filming and ran back to the door in a hurry, not giving them any chance to snatch.

"Ah..."

Xia Xiaotian's lungs were about to burst with anger. Lin Ye bullied her and was photographed indecently by Han Yufei as evidence. This time the shame was really thrown at her grandma's house.

"36 strategies, go first."

Lin Ye got up and fled to his room. Only the room was his refuge.

"Lin Ye! My old lady tore you apart!"

Xia Xiaotian stood up like a carp. She didn't bother to tidy up her clothes after the fight, and took out a solid high-imitation gold hoop from under the sofa in the living room. She held the gold hoop toward Lin Ye with murderous intent. He walked toward the door of the room domineeringly.

"I played too much this time, that tiger girl Xia Xiaotian will definitely tear down the door, what should I do!"

With his back against the door, Lin Ye's mind was spinning rapidly, thinking of all ways to resolve Xia Xiaotian's anger.

Or, go out and let her beat her up?
No, you don't need to call 120 if you get beaten up by her. You can directly contact the funeral home to pull people.

Or, beg for mercy?
No way, the young master is a man of seven feet, how could he kneel down and beg for mercy.

How about calling Dad?
Nima!Lin Ye, what about your integrity?

At this thrilling moment, Lin Ye's mind flashed countless possible reliable survival scenes, all of which were undoubtedly photoshopped.

"Lin Ye!"

"boom!"

"get out!"

The door was slammed hard, and the creepy call sounded like the note of a ghost threatening his life.

"Xia Xiaotian! I like you!"

Lin Ye opened the door violently, and he threw himself into Xia Xiaotian's arms. He had no choice but to use his trump card in order to survive.

"Bang!"

The solid high imitation golden cudgel fell to the ground.

Xia Xiaotian's eyes flashed with disbelief, anger, fear, and secret joy.

Lin Ye smelled the fragrance, and thought to himself, does Xia Xiaotian really believe that I like her?

"What did you say?"

The voice trembled.

Lin Ye pressed Xia Xiaotian's shoulders with both hands, stared at Xia Xiaotian with a serious face, and repeated with the determination to die: "I said I like..."

Xia Xiaotian took out a frying pan from behind, one was frying, one was frying, and the last pan was pressed on Lin Ye's head, and she said murderously: "You are only seventeen or eighteen years old when you are an old lady! Being beaten, dare to say such unconscionable words, I think you are tired of living."

Drama!

It seems wrong!
Lin Ye thought that the beauty plan could help him survive this catastrophe, but he didn't expect that the other party had piercing eyes, and he had already cultivated the mood of exterminating the master.

Mistake!
"Xiao Linzi! My old lady will loosen your bones and press your shoulders to make you look like a fairy."

"Don't come here! If you come here again, I will shout!"

"Shout, even if you yell out your throat, no one will come to save you! Quack quack!"

"Why does this conversation feel so shameful?"

"Look at the pot!"

Before Lin Ye could complain, the pan had already struck through the air.

Move, move, ruthless!

Lin Ye showed off his magical steps in front of Xia Xiaotian by relying on his free and easy tour.

"Rub, rub, rub on the slippery ground..."

Lin Ye actually hummed two lines of lyrics from my skateboard shoes leisurely.

"Damn Lin Ye! Are you a loach? Stand there for my old lady!"

"Not moving? That's impossible! Not moving is bastard."

"what……"

If she couldn't hit Lin Ye, Xia Xiaotian went berserk, she simply closed her eyes and waved the pan at random, and it was up to fate whether she could hit Lin Ye.

(End of this chapter)