I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 8 Beating is kissing and scolding is love
In class reunions, what really gets together is not friendship, but comparison.

After Lin Ye ate and drank enough, he didn't think much about the class reunion. He mixed up a meal of delicious food and took two takeaways, so he made a lot of money.

Wang Youfu sat by Zhao Youcai's side for a while, and he came to Lin Ye's side with a very bad expression, and reminded him in a low voice: "Xiao Linzi, Zhao Youcai is not happy with you! Be careful."

Lin Ye was not an idiot either, Zhao Youcai was unhappy with him for not a day or two, now that he was doing well, he naturally wanted to move Lin Ye, but Lin Ye was not a persimmon, he quietly handed Wang Youfu a simple and simple ring.

Wang Youfu saw the simple and simple ring in his hand, he asked in surprise: "This ring looks like an antique, where did you get it?"

Lin Ye smiled sinisterly and whispered something in Wang Youfu's ear.

Wang Youfu gave Lin Ye a flirtatious look, and asked, "Is he really that magical?"

Lin Ye couldn't stand Wang Youfu's charming eyes and his body trembled. He promised, "As long as this ring is worn on Zhao Youcai's hand, I'll keep him for three days, from head to toe, to death."

"Don't worry, this ring is guaranteed to be worn on that girl's hand tomorrow, and it will die of decay."

Wang Youfu happened to have a cooperative relationship with Zhao Youcai's company, and every time he was the one to take the blame and almost got fired from the company, he happened to use the Ring of Fading God to take revenge on Zhao Youcai.

Lin Ye warned: "Trust me, this Ring of Declining God is well-deserved, don't be fooled by the appearance of this ring and put it on, I warn you, once you wear it, bad luck will continue, it's no joke .”

Wang Youfu knew it well, and he promised: "Don't worry, brother doesn't like wearing rings."

After chatting for a few words, Lin Ye went to the waiter to pick up the packaged things and was about to slip away.

Yun Tiankuo was surrounded by female and male classmates, and he couldn't get away. While dealing with these old classmates, he followed Lin Ye's movements. When he found out that Lin Ye was going to run away, he was not happy, so he immediately Squeezing out of the encirclement, he smiled apologetically, "Sorry, excuse me."

Lin Ye carried two bags of packed food, and he was ready to retreat in satisfaction.

Yun Tiankuo stepped forward and put his arms around Lin Ye's shoulders, patted Lin Ye's chest and said, "You are not mean enough, boy! After finally getting together, you actually want to sneak away, do you still have brothers in your eyes?"

Lin Ye spread his hands helplessly and said frankly: "Brother, you are the rich second generation, and you are not short of money. Unlike me, the impoverished people are holding back the working people. If there is an income list, I must be the bottom one. People, there are two more in the family waiting for the food in my hand to continue their lives."

If it hadn't been so pitiful, Yun Tiankuo would have believed it to be true. He gave Lin Ye an angry look, and cursed: "Fuck your sister, don't pretend to be pitiful. My brother has changed his mind recently."

Lin Ye asked seriously: "Why did you call Yang Xueying here? She is a third-tier star now, don't cheat her."

Yun Tiankuo thought in his mind: "Isn't this a very difficult gathering? I think your kid will come too, let you meet. Anyway, she is debuting in my sister's packaging company now, and generally no one dares to touch her."

Lin Ye knew that the Yun family had a background, so he wasn't worried about Yun Tiankuo, but as someone who had experienced it, he still had to remind him: "Be careful of those successful people in the upper class! Their tricks are the dirtiest."

Yun Tiankuo patted his chest to express that I understand, tacit understanding, he knew that Lin Ye's mind is not here now, so he simply didn't force Lin Ye to stay, and simply said: "I'll let the driver take you."

"OJ8K!" Lin Ye thought for a while and nodded in agreement. It's good to save a taxi fare, at least I have money for tomorrow's breakfast.

"Foul Demon King." Yun Tiankuo pointed at Lin Ye and stepped back into his halo, continuing to chat and laugh.

Seeing that Lin Ye was leaving, Yang Xueying didn't want to go forward to say goodbye. She continued to chat and laugh with her unfamiliar classmates, but her peripheral vision stayed on Lin Ye, and she made up her mind, "I was the one who let you down six years ago! I will do everything I can to make it up to you until you forgive me, and we will meet again, and soon."

After leaving the box, Lin Ye saw Yun Tiankuo's private driver was already waiting.

Lin Ye got into the car and asked the driver to take him to Jiahua Community.

The driver was very polite along the way, never asking questions that should not be asked, and never talking too much, he was very competent in his duties.

Jiahua Community, at the entrance of Room 8, Unit 808.

Lin Ye knocked on the door. He had the key, but he was too lazy to open the door.

"Da da da."

Xia Xiaotian who opened the door had a dark face and couldn't recognize her at all.

"Ah! Have you been robbed?"

Lin Ye took a step back, obviously surprised.

"Bah bah bah!"

Xia Xiaotian glared and put her hips on her hips and said, "Bastard Lin Ye, go out to have a good time by yourself, do you know how difficult it is for me to clean the kitchen by myself? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." The girl burst into tears.

Lin Ye passed by with his things, completely ignoring Xia Xiaotian's pity.

Xia Xiaotian turned around and closed the door, stretched out her hand pitifully to grab Lin Ye's arm, and said pitifully, "Brother Lin Ye, the kitchen is in a mess, please help me."

Lin Ye turned his head and stared at Xia Xiaotian's oily hands, and he cried out sadly, "My shirt, 998! You ruined it like this."

Xia Xiaotian withdrew her hand in embarrassment, and she patted the handprint on Lin Ye's arm, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, your shirt is black, most people can't see the handprint unless they look carefully."

"My mother!" Lin Ye dropped his things angrily, looking for something everywhere.

"Lin Ye, what are you looking for?" Han Yufei came out from the kitchen and asked.

"I'm looking for a broom." Lin Ye replied without raising his head.

"You don't need a broom in the kitchen, but a mop." Han Yufei patted the dust on her body, her whole clothes were covered in black oil.

"No! I'm looking for a broom to beat this prodigal." Lin Ye stared at Xia Xiaotian who was aside with a look of hatred.

"Lin Ye, did you give me a face!" Xia Xiaotian raised her head fiercely, and she had never lost before, ah!She is more ruthless than imposing, she has never been afraid of anyone.

"For the sake of you paying the rent for me, all grievances and grievances will be wiped out." Lin Ye rolled up his cuffs and prepared to go into the kitchen to help.

"Hmph, you have a conscience." Xia Xiaotian hummed softly like a victorious general, and at the same time she lifted the two bags to the living room table to wash her hands and eat.

"Mom!"

Lin Ye's surprised voice came from the kitchen.

"Xia Xiaotian, why did you blow up the sewer?"

It was an eye-opener for Lin Ye. The kitchen was not only a mess, but there was even a big gap in the sewer. The pungent smell... Nima was so sour that he almost lost his breath.

Han Yufei stood at the door of the kitchen and said feebly: "Let the professionals handle it tomorrow. It's probably going to be a massive hemorrhage."

"Prodigal thing!"

Lin Ye came out of the kitchen cursing, sat down on the sofa, stared at Xia Xiaotian who was having a good meal, and said with a fake smile: "Explain, did the sewer mess with you?"

This girl Xia Xiaotian actually returned the pot to the sewer. She pretended to be beaten to death and refused to admit it, and said confidently: "I just accidentally forgot to turn off the fire... It was the sewer who moved first and scratched my arm. Woolen cloth."

Lin Ye dug out a pile of medical supplies from under the table, and said angrily, "Give me your hand."

Xia Xiaotian didn't have any inhibitions. She extended her hand to Lin Ye and let him play with it. She continued to stuff things into her mouth with the other hand, looking like a starving ghost reincarnated.

Han Yufei changed her clothes and came out. When she saw Lin Ye carefully treating Xia Xiaotian's wounds, she felt envious. After sitting on the chair, she joked: "You two look like a couple now."

Lin Ye raised his head with a don't tease me expression, shook his head and said: "If I had such a fierce girlfriend, I would rather be single."

Xia Xiaotian also responded tit for tat: "I want a boyfriend who is as useless as him! I'll just find a piece of tofu and kill him. It's embarrassing to be alive."

"Pfft."

Han Yufei couldn't help laughing, "Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, flirting is dating."

"Just him?"

"Just her?"

Lin Ye and Xia Xiaotian hummed to each other at the same time: "It's impossible in this lifetime!"

(End of this chapter)