I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 5 Teasing White Collar Han Yufei
"Wronged?" Xia Xiaotian rubbed her fists and stared at Lin Ye, showing her little teeth, "My best friend told me last night, you play big cards and still use the AA system, you have grown up, right?"

"Stop." Lin Ye raised his hand to signal Xia Xiaotian not to be impulsive. He told the truth about the meeting yesterday without any embellishment.

"Shield?" After hearing these three words, Xia Xiaotian's expression became less angry.

"A man who stands upright, how can he be a shield, so I rejected her." Lin Ye looked as if his head could be broken, blood could be shed, but his integrity could not be lost.

"I think it's good for you to be her shield, at least if you get close to the building, you get the moon!" Xia Xiaotian said the fallacy of destroying the three views.

"The door is there, don't send it away, go slowly." Lin Ye issued the order to evict the guest with a dark face.

Your uncle, the shield is the MT that pulls hatred!Also thankless.

"Okay, okay, I apologize to you on behalf of my best friend. I didn't know that she was looking for a boyfriend as a shield. I'm sorry." Xia Xiaotian apologized to Lin Ye sincerely.

Although this beauty is usually very tough and aggressive when angry, she still has a good heart. After all, she paid two months' rent for Lin Ye, and anyone else would have told you Goodbye.

"Okay, just clear up the misunderstanding. You don't need to introduce me to a blind date in the future. Although I am not young, I believe in fate." Lin Ye smiled brightly.

"Okay, what do you want to eat tonight?" Xia Xiaotian still felt very sorry, and wanted to make up for Lin Ye's injured young heart in terms of food.

Lin Ye glanced at the calendar circled on the wall. He turned to Xia Xiaotian and said, "Today is the 8th. I have a class reunion tonight, so I won't eat at home."

Xia Xiaotian was a little disappointed and lost, she nodded and said, "Okay, have fun." After speaking, she turned and left Lin Ye's room.

After Xia Xiaotian left, Lin Ye closed the door and returned to the chair. He waved to the camera and explained, "Guys, I have a class reunion tonight and I won't be live-streaming it. See you at ten o'clock tomorrow morning. "

After closing the live broadcast room, Lin Ye clicked on his own live broadcast background, and he saw that the revenue share was 10086?Isn't this the customer service number of a certain move, fate!

After clicking Withdraw, Lin Ye withdrew from the live broadcast platform.

Leaning back on the chair, Lin Ye was really dazed when he recalled the experience of the past two days.

He was originally a retired coach of a professional gaming team in China. As a professional player, he always ate the food of youth. As he got older, his awareness and hand speed gradually encountered bottlenecks that he could not break through, and then he naturally went downhill.

I remember, on the way home, he was going to cook a delicious meal to reward himself, but he never thought that he would encounter a car accident.

Then, when Lin Ye opened his eyes, it was as if he had changed his world, changed his body, and even added an incredible system.

The owner of this body is also named Lin Ye. He graduated from a technical secondary school and has a rural registered permanent residence. He has been in the big city of Shanghai for three years. He went from being pregnant with 3000 yuan to being in debt of 3000 yuan. His sadness could really write a script. Sold to a certain southern TV station.

Lin Ye was surprised to find that there were no international superstars such as Jay Chou, Liu Tianwang, Liang Tianwang, etc. in this world. The film and television works were completely different from those in China. Even the novels did not include Tian Can Tu Tu, Wang Yu, Tang Jia San Shao, Meng Ru Shen Ji, etc. God.

The diet and inheritance culture are similar to those of China, and it seems that some relatively large episodes have changed the direction of development.

People in this world are the same as China in 2020. They like to watch short videos, watch live broadcasts, read novels, and join in the fun, but copyright and piracy are very strict, and there is almost no piracy. VIP videos, novel chapters, etc. are not authorized. Reprinting is an infringement, and the crackdown is very severe. No one dares to seek benefits by committing personal risks.

After sorting out the memories in his mind, Lin Ye turned off the computer and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

"I love to take a bath for good skin, oh oh oh..."

"the vast horizon is my love……"

"The world of mortals come and go, go and go, it's all a dream..."

In the bathroom, Lin Ye rang and sang, totally out of routine.

After washing, Lin Ye looked at this body in front of the mirror, with six-pack abs and white skin, and was very satisfied. At least it proved that he was in good health. Then he looked at his own face, which was the standard face of a fresh meat star, but unfortunately he was not recognized. Scouts dig, otherwise this club might already be famous.

Put on a black business shirt, the collar button is not buttoned, no tie, it looks a bit bad, the lower body is matched with a pair of black pants and black Martin boots, not to mention, even if it is not very deliberately packaged, it is handsome handsome.

After spraying on some expensive cologne men's perfume, Lin Ye picked up his small iPhone 4S and went out.

The world is also in the era of mobile payment. V Letter and ZFB are currently the two largest mobile payment giants. Coincidentally, their names are homophonic, one is Ma Huateng and the other is Ma Yun.

When I went out, I happened to meet another tenant of this house, who was also a beautiful girl, and she was also a white-collar worker.

"Lin Ye, are you going out?"

When white-collar worker Han Yufei saw Lin Ye, she asked casually in surprise.

"Well, there is a class reunion tonight." Lin Ye replied.

Han Yufei looked at Lin Ye with a "tsk tsk", and she teased, "Obviously you can rely on your appearance for a living, but you want to be an otaku. Why don't you consider being my sister's boyfriend, and my sister will support you."

Lin Ye knew that Han Yufei was teasing him, but since Han Yufei teased him, he might as well let her down the stage, "Okay!"

Han Yufei thought she heard wrong. Usually when she teased Lin Ye like this, she would only see the other person lowering his head in shyness, but now Lin Ye actually stepped forward and "tapped" herself?And he was staring at himself seductively!

Lin Ye licked his lips, tugged at his collar, and teased Han Yufei with an impatient and domineering look: "You warm up the bed first tonight, I'll be back later."

Han Yufei's mind froze at that moment, was she being teased by Lin Ye?No, it was anti-provocation.

Lin Ye didn't dare to go too far, he turned around and walked towards the door with a smile, leaving Han Yufei with a chic back.

"Boom."

The door closed.

"Lin Ye!"

Han Yufei came back to her senses and gritted her teeth. She was actually blushing because of a 24-year-old young man's teasing?

Han Yufei has always been the only one who teases others, when will it be someone else's turn to tease her?
I have to say that just now Han Yufei felt like she was in love for a moment.

Lin Ye was handsome in the first place, and he was still handsome in the sunshine. Just now, the wicked smile on the corner of his mouth made Han Yufei's heart bump like a path, and she couldn't control her blushing.

"This little bastard is getting bolder."

Han Yufei recalled the close contact with Lin Ye just now, and her heart was rippling, and she couldn't calm down.

Back in the room, Han Yufei took off her coat and hung it on the hanger, and threw her bag on the bed. She lay on the soft bed and glanced at the alarm clock beside the bed. It was already 45:[-] in the afternoon.

"Take a 15-minute break to cook."

After muttering something, Han Yufei curled up and lay on the bed.

In the quiet room, apart from a computer, there is a bookshelf filled with various types of books.

With the light of dusk getting darker and darker in the simple room, the rest is loneliness.

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