I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 4 A Woman Like a Tiger Xia Xiaotian

"Bang bang bang!"

The door vibrated violently, as terrifying as an earthquake.

Lin Ye hesitated for three seconds, but he still opened the door, and was about to yell at the other party confidently: "What are you doing?"

A slender white thigh actually pressed on Lin Ye's shoulder, which made his shoulder sink involuntarily.

A burst of fragrance hit, and Lin Ye's mind went blank immediately.

An equally slender and white slender hand actually grabbed Lin Ye's neck. As the protagonist of this hand, she stared at Lin Ye angrily. Just tell my old lady to go out and sleep on the street."

Lin Ye gulped down his saliva with a "gurgle" in his throat, subconsciously looked at Xia Xiaotian and thought to himself, "Hey, if this girl is not so fierce, she will definitely be a goddess. She can rely on her appearance for a living, but she depends on her cosplay. "

That's right, the COS Guilty Crown heroine in front of me, the sturdy beauty, is Lin Ye's roommate who shares the room next door.

"Where are your eyeballs?" Xia Xiaotian shouted angrily.

"No... I didn't look at it. I owe you three months' rent. Brother will definitely pay you back within three days." Lin Ye immediately looked away, and he begged for three days with a guilty conscience.

"Three days?" Xia Xiaotian put her legs down, turned around and pressed the 1.7-meter-five Lin Ye against the door, her right fist slammed into Lin Ye's ear, and she stared fiercely at Lin Ye , said angrily: "Xiao Linzi, you are a handsome seven-foot man, do you want me to be a delicate girl to support you? Wouldn't it be nice to go out and find a job?"

"Are you Jiao Didi?" Lin Ye rolled his eyes. Xia Xiaotian's height is 1.7 meters, especially when she gets angry, she looks like she doesn't recognize her relatives. Be good, few people can bear her anger.

"I hate it." Xia Xiaotian punched Lin Ye's chest shyly.

"Female hero, spare me!" Lin Ye held his chest but couldn't bear Xia Xiaotian's coquettish behavior.

"In the end, I will give you three days. If you don't have 2000 yuan, I will move out immediately. My mother still expects to rent a house to share the expensive rent." Xia Xiaotian finally gave Lin Ye three days. After all, Lin Ye is not bad. At least he's handsome, and it's not bad to be seductive and bully.

"Then please." Lin Ye waved Xia Xiaotian to leave his room.

"Wait a minute, look at your disheveled appearance, the computer is on, you must be watching something..." Before finishing speaking, Xia Xiaotian ran to Lin Ye's computer to find out.

"You can't go in, there is a big cow inside!" Lin Ye turned and chased after it, but it was too late.

On the sofa in the room, the fierce big cow who supervised Lin Ye to complete the daily tasks of the system disappeared?

"You are actually live broadcasting, huh? Are you still eating chicken?"

Xia Xiaotian bent down in front of the 4K screen and saw No.1. She was a little surprised. When he saw the rewards on the secondary screen, she said in surprise: "Wow! You have so many viewers who have tipped you!"

Lin Ye walked over to take a look, and the screen in the live broadcast room was full of tips.

The system thanked: "Thanks to the audience in Ziyi for rewarding the anchor Yuxiang Pork Shredded X100!"

The system thanks: "The viewers in Ziyi don't accept it, so they reward the anchor Chili X250!"

System thanks: "Thank you to the audience in Tsing Yi. I am a Penglai person and reward the anchor Manchu Banquet X10!"

The system prompts: "Congratulations to the audience in Tsing Yi. We are all from Penglai and upgraded to the audience in purple."

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"Wow! This Penglai native of my generation actually rewarded you with ten tables full of Chinese people! 1 RMB! A local tyrant!"

Xia Xiaotian knew that Dashen's live broadcast platform was the best live broadcast platform in China, and the competition was fierce!Man Han Banquet is the most expensive kind of reward, 1000 yuan for a reward, and unsigned anchors and live broadcast platforms get 500-[-] points, that is to say, [-] yuan went into Lin Ye's background income.

5000 yuan into the account!

Lin Ye's rent owed to Xia Xiaotian for two months and six days was finally settled.

Xia Xiaotian checked Lin Ye's anchor information, and she immediately looked at her with admiration, "Your subscription has [-], and your popularity has also reached [-], and the list of unsigned anchors is actually within [-], that's ok. !"

Lin Ye took off his mask to reveal his true face. He leaned over Xia Xiaotian and took a closer look. Sure enough, his anchor level has also been upgraded, and he is currently at Bronze Level [-].

The anchors of the Dashen live broadcast platform are divided into bronze, silver, gold, platinum, diamond, star, master, and star.Each level is divided into five sub-levels, and every promotion to a major level requires a background promotion review, and the certification level can only be upgraded through passing.

Xia Ximenqing: "The real face of the anchor is really handsome! Also, who is the beautiful cosplay girl in front of you? Girlfriend?"

Dongfeng blew through the barrage on Grandma Bridge: "Anchor, it's fine if you're handsome, and your skills are so good! What's more annoying is that your girlfriend is so beautiful! Do you want to let people live?"

Xiaoyu popped up one by one: "Wow, the anchor brother is so handsome, I'll call my little sisters to follow."

We are all from Penglai. Barrage: "I want to see the real face of the anchor, little brother, can I invite you to come to my company as a model? The monthly salary is 50, think about it."

Xia Xiaotian saw the barrage in the live broadcast room, she smiled and turned her head to say something, but when she turned her head, she happened to touch Lin Ye's lips.

That moment!

Lin Ye felt like getting an electric shock.

Xia Xiaotian's mind went blank, this was her first kiss!

"Fuck!"

Lin Ye doesn't want to provoke this tigress!Although he is beautiful, he immediately slaps himself when he thinks that he will be called around without dignity in the future, and he bends down at ninety degrees and sincerely admits his mistake, "I was wrong! I am doing deep self-reflection. I, a toad, shouldn't think about it." I'm not good enough for you if you want to eat swan meat."

Xia Xiaotian originally wanted to explode, but Lin Ye slapped herself and apologized sincerely to herself. It seemed that his fault really wasn't his fault. For the sake of her face, Xia Xiaotian got up and hugged her chest, and I am very satisfied that you admit your mistake. With a generous expression, he said: "Since you are deeply aware of your own humbleness, let's forget about this accident."

"Phew!" Lin Ye breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Xia Xiaotian didn't let him take responsibility, otherwise, facing a tigress every day would make the sun and the moon feel dark.

The live viewers who witnessed the entire car rollover scene barraged "666!", "Funny than the anchor", "The funny comparison of the anchor's real Nima" and so on.

Xia Xiaotian recalled the accident just now. She felt her face was hot and her heart beat faster. Especially Lin Ye was very fragrant and handsome. Except for his "poor" height, appearance, and temper, he seemed really suitable to be a boyfriend. Thinking about it, Xia Xiaotian shook her head fiercely, "Xia Xiaotian, Xia Xiaotian, how can you indulge in the gentleness of this scumbag? He is a scumbag who ruthlessly rejects your girlfriend."

Lin Ye was about to go back to the chair when something happened.

Xia Xiaotian aggressively reached out and grabbed Lin Ye's collar, her eyes were frighteningly cold, and the voice of the devil made people feel chilling, and said: "Xiao Linzi, my old lady kindly introduced you to my beautiful best friend, you The kid actually ruthlessly rejected her confession! How will I face her in the future, you scumbag!"

"Wait!" Lin Ye felt wronged!

Yesterday I met Xia Xiaotian's best friend, Chu Mengxi, at the Encounter Cafe. As soon as they met, she said bluntly that she just wanted to find a shield to deal with those suitors who were like flies, and she didn't really want to find a boyfriend.

Looking for a shield?

Ha ha!

Lin Ye was naturally displeased, AA paid for his coffee and slapped his ass and left.

In this era of ambiguous feelings, Lin Ye vowed not to be one of the three types of people in his life, namely, panxia, ​​shield, and dog licker.

(End of this chapter)