I'm really not a funny host
Chapter 36
Chapter 36
Wake up the next morning.
Lin Ye rolled over and fell to the ground in high spirits, and began counting push-ups silently.
Insisting on exercising is Lin Ye's habit, and it is also one of the things he must do every day.
Fat White woke up from the sofa, and after rubbing his sleepy eyes for a glance, he turned over and continued to sleep.
After finishing the push-ups, Lin Ye felt a little regretful. If he knew how to box, he could do a warm-up.
After washing up in the bathroom, Lin Ye changed into sportswear and went out to start aerobic exercise.
Coincidentally.
At the gate of the community, I met Dai Wenwen, a high school student again.
After Lin Ye and Dai Wenwen walked to the vicinity of the high school, he invited Dai Wenwen to have breakfast.
When I came back, I still packed two breakfasts as usual.
As a professional white-collar worker, Han Yufei needs light makeup, especially lipstick, which makes her look more energetic after a little smear.
Xiaolongbao is a specialty of Shanghai City, and it is also the most common breakfast.
"Lin Ye, I'm off to work."
Han Yufei hurriedly left the door with a small steamed bun in her mouth.
"Oh, slow down on the road."
Lin Ye raised his head and reminded Han Yufei, but he didn't know if she heard.
In Shanghai City, white-collar workers look glamorous on the surface, but in fact, people like Han Yufei have to keep detailed records of their expenses every month.
After Xia Xiaotian woke up, she seemed to be in good spirits, which was evident from the fact that she had eaten eight steamed buns.
Nine in the morning.
Lin Ye started broadcasting.
Today is Friday, and students are in class as usual.
After the broadcast, only a few thousand people entered the live broadcast room.
Lin Ye was not in a hurry to log in to the game. He looked at his computer desktop. There were so many games. Lin Ye used to play games all night for a long time to escape reality.
"CF, Dungeon and Fighter... um, Tetris? And BNB?" Lin Ye was really stunned by his computer games.
The game of Tetris is not let go?
Simply maddening!
In the live broadcast room, a fan barrage asked: "The anchor started broadcasting so early today? Could it be possible to figure it out?"
The barrage of Xiaobailong in the waves: "Anchor, you didn't meet our request last night, you have already lost us."
Daai Stupid Baby's barrage: "Today is the host of Doubi live-streaming the game again?"
Among the many ridicules, Lin Ye clicked on Nangong Xiaoman's private message, typed and asked: "Can you play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds?"
Nangong Xiaoman happened to be online. She saw Lin Ye's private message, and immediately typed back: "I can play, but my skills are so-so."
Lin Ye read the message, and he sent his game ID over, with a domineering tone, "Add me and bring you along."
Nangong Xiaoman unscrupulously opened the stem, and then logged into the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Asia server.
At this time, in the live broadcast room, two thousand fans saw that Nangong Xiaoman was going to live broadcast PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and they rushed to the screen to beg to let him go, because they had seen Nangong Xiaoman's skills before, it was a dish!
Nangong Xiaoman ignored the barrage in the live broadcast room. Since she chose to duo with Lin Ye, it meant she was ready.
After adding Lin Ye's game ID, game invitations came soon.
Agreeing to join the team, Nangong Xiaoman asked in voice: "Little brother, is it just the two of us?"
Lin Ye answered with headphones on, "Well, that's right, two against four."
The matchmaking started, Lin Ye didn't plan to match his teammates.
The audience who had seen Lin Ye’s technology in the live broadcast room swiped their screens excitedly, “The anchor finally trusts me in PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds”, “The Shunni show is about to arrive on the battlefield, please fasten your seat belts”, “The funny anchor has started a really fragrant performance. Recharge, wait for the anchor to show marksmanship"...
After entering the preparation stage, Lin Ye glanced at the number of viewers and found that the number of viewers had exceeded [-]. You must know that it is nine o'clock in the morning, and it is still normal school and work hours.
Punctuation, skydiving, landing, house searching, picking up money, killing players.
"Bang bang!"
With two gunshots, S686 knocked down a player.
Lin Ye manipulated the game characters like a dragon crossing the river, and a troll became a big killer in his hands.
Nangong Xiaoman's skills are so-so, and if he can't fight head-on, he chooses to run away from the dog.
Lin Ye's awareness and operation did not disappoint the audience, he almost single-handedly killed the full four-man team.
"Everyone, the S686 only has two bullets, but as long as you grasp the shooting angle and reload time..."
Lin Ye began to explain and share some tips. After all, he was eating this bowl of rice before. Facing some questions from the audience, he analyzed and answered them from a professional perspective.
Among the countless anchors, there are few talents like Lin Ye who can both show off their skills and explain.
"Ah! Little brother, save me!"
Nangong Xiaoman had just left the house and was about to search the bungalow opposite, but unexpectedly, she was attacked by concentrated fire as soon as she went out, and she turned around and fled back to the house in fright.
"One in the direction of 258, one in the direction of 236, you hide well, I will deal with them."
Lin Ye's voice came from the headset.
"Good, good, I will obediently hide."
Nangong Xiaoman actually hid upstairs obediently.
In the live broadcast room, Nangong Xiaoman's fans barked up laughing and crying emojis.
"Da da da……"
The firefight continued.
Nangong Xiaoman saw Lin Ye's game ID, Lin Duxiu, use S686 to kill Wang Zhong Ba Wang and Qiang Zhong Xiao Qiang, she flattered and shouted excitedly: "Wow! Little brother is so powerful! A troll can go all over the world."
"The anchor's flattering voice reminded me of that year, when the sister next door hugged my arm and praised me."
"Xiao Man anchor, you have changed, and you have started to rank with the little brother, but the voice of the little brother is so nice!"
Renmei's voice is sweet, and Nangong Xiaoman got a wave of small rewards. As for what the barrage says, it doesn't matter, the reward is king.
After Lin Ye killed the two lone players, he made up for the death directly.
"Xiaoman anchor, go lick the bag!"
"The anchor with a sister is a bit strong! He killed six players solo, 666!"
Nangong Xiaoman cheekily went downstairs to lick the enemy's box.
Although AK is floating, it does not affect its important position in every player's heart.
The second-level bag, the second-level A, the second-level head, an AK and an M416, Lin Ye's equipment is not too bad, if he finds all the accessories, Lin Ye can gamble and eat chicken alone.
The role of Nangong Xiaoman in the team is to attract the attention of the enemy, and Lin Ye is responsible for one-on-four.
The game lasted for 15 minutes, and there were still 16 players remaining. Besides Lin Ye and Nangong Xiaoman, there were three four-person teams and one two-person team left.
The safe zone was shrunk to a relatively open place.
Generally, the teams that can enter the finals are relatively strong.
In the dense grass, Voldemort was slowly moving forward, looking for the best hiding place.
Lin Ye went to the only two-story building in the safe zone. He climbed to the roof and began to look down on the enemy.
According to the plot, at this time, when you see the enemy figure, you will shoot immediately.
But real masters will not be so stupid as to expose their position now, they will calm down and determine the approximate position of the enemy first.
Lin Ye saw the creeping enemy in the grass, he switched out the grenade and opened the loop, waiting for the best time to throw the mine and throw the mine.
"Clang!"
The grenade landed in front of Voldemort, who was crawling forward. He saw the grenade immediately got up from the ground and was about to run away.
Unfortunately, it's too late.
"Oh!"
An explosion.
Lin Duxiu used a grenade to blow up Dongfang Eagle No. 13.
(End of this chapter)
Wake up the next morning.
Lin Ye rolled over and fell to the ground in high spirits, and began counting push-ups silently.
Insisting on exercising is Lin Ye's habit, and it is also one of the things he must do every day.
Fat White woke up from the sofa, and after rubbing his sleepy eyes for a glance, he turned over and continued to sleep.
After finishing the push-ups, Lin Ye felt a little regretful. If he knew how to box, he could do a warm-up.
After washing up in the bathroom, Lin Ye changed into sportswear and went out to start aerobic exercise.
Coincidentally.
At the gate of the community, I met Dai Wenwen, a high school student again.
After Lin Ye and Dai Wenwen walked to the vicinity of the high school, he invited Dai Wenwen to have breakfast.
When I came back, I still packed two breakfasts as usual.
As a professional white-collar worker, Han Yufei needs light makeup, especially lipstick, which makes her look more energetic after a little smear.
Xiaolongbao is a specialty of Shanghai City, and it is also the most common breakfast.
"Lin Ye, I'm off to work."
Han Yufei hurriedly left the door with a small steamed bun in her mouth.
"Oh, slow down on the road."
Lin Ye raised his head and reminded Han Yufei, but he didn't know if she heard.
In Shanghai City, white-collar workers look glamorous on the surface, but in fact, people like Han Yufei have to keep detailed records of their expenses every month.
After Xia Xiaotian woke up, she seemed to be in good spirits, which was evident from the fact that she had eaten eight steamed buns.
Nine in the morning.
Lin Ye started broadcasting.
Today is Friday, and students are in class as usual.
After the broadcast, only a few thousand people entered the live broadcast room.
Lin Ye was not in a hurry to log in to the game. He looked at his computer desktop. There were so many games. Lin Ye used to play games all night for a long time to escape reality.
"CF, Dungeon and Fighter... um, Tetris? And BNB?" Lin Ye was really stunned by his computer games.
The game of Tetris is not let go?
Simply maddening!
In the live broadcast room, a fan barrage asked: "The anchor started broadcasting so early today? Could it be possible to figure it out?"
The barrage of Xiaobailong in the waves: "Anchor, you didn't meet our request last night, you have already lost us."
Daai Stupid Baby's barrage: "Today is the host of Doubi live-streaming the game again?"
Among the many ridicules, Lin Ye clicked on Nangong Xiaoman's private message, typed and asked: "Can you play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds?"
Nangong Xiaoman happened to be online. She saw Lin Ye's private message, and immediately typed back: "I can play, but my skills are so-so."
Lin Ye read the message, and he sent his game ID over, with a domineering tone, "Add me and bring you along."
Nangong Xiaoman unscrupulously opened the stem, and then logged into the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Asia server.
At this time, in the live broadcast room, two thousand fans saw that Nangong Xiaoman was going to live broadcast PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and they rushed to the screen to beg to let him go, because they had seen Nangong Xiaoman's skills before, it was a dish!
Nangong Xiaoman ignored the barrage in the live broadcast room. Since she chose to duo with Lin Ye, it meant she was ready.
After adding Lin Ye's game ID, game invitations came soon.
Agreeing to join the team, Nangong Xiaoman asked in voice: "Little brother, is it just the two of us?"
Lin Ye answered with headphones on, "Well, that's right, two against four."
The matchmaking started, Lin Ye didn't plan to match his teammates.
The audience who had seen Lin Ye’s technology in the live broadcast room swiped their screens excitedly, “The anchor finally trusts me in PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds”, “The Shunni show is about to arrive on the battlefield, please fasten your seat belts”, “The funny anchor has started a really fragrant performance. Recharge, wait for the anchor to show marksmanship"...
After entering the preparation stage, Lin Ye glanced at the number of viewers and found that the number of viewers had exceeded [-]. You must know that it is nine o'clock in the morning, and it is still normal school and work hours.
Punctuation, skydiving, landing, house searching, picking up money, killing players.
"Bang bang!"
With two gunshots, S686 knocked down a player.
Lin Ye manipulated the game characters like a dragon crossing the river, and a troll became a big killer in his hands.
Nangong Xiaoman's skills are so-so, and if he can't fight head-on, he chooses to run away from the dog.
Lin Ye's awareness and operation did not disappoint the audience, he almost single-handedly killed the full four-man team.
"Everyone, the S686 only has two bullets, but as long as you grasp the shooting angle and reload time..."
Lin Ye began to explain and share some tips. After all, he was eating this bowl of rice before. Facing some questions from the audience, he analyzed and answered them from a professional perspective.
Among the countless anchors, there are few talents like Lin Ye who can both show off their skills and explain.
"Ah! Little brother, save me!"
Nangong Xiaoman had just left the house and was about to search the bungalow opposite, but unexpectedly, she was attacked by concentrated fire as soon as she went out, and she turned around and fled back to the house in fright.
"One in the direction of 258, one in the direction of 236, you hide well, I will deal with them."
Lin Ye's voice came from the headset.
"Good, good, I will obediently hide."
Nangong Xiaoman actually hid upstairs obediently.
In the live broadcast room, Nangong Xiaoman's fans barked up laughing and crying emojis.
"Da da da……"
The firefight continued.
Nangong Xiaoman saw Lin Ye's game ID, Lin Duxiu, use S686 to kill Wang Zhong Ba Wang and Qiang Zhong Xiao Qiang, she flattered and shouted excitedly: "Wow! Little brother is so powerful! A troll can go all over the world."
"The anchor's flattering voice reminded me of that year, when the sister next door hugged my arm and praised me."
"Xiao Man anchor, you have changed, and you have started to rank with the little brother, but the voice of the little brother is so nice!"
Renmei's voice is sweet, and Nangong Xiaoman got a wave of small rewards. As for what the barrage says, it doesn't matter, the reward is king.
After Lin Ye killed the two lone players, he made up for the death directly.
"Xiaoman anchor, go lick the bag!"
"The anchor with a sister is a bit strong! He killed six players solo, 666!"
Nangong Xiaoman cheekily went downstairs to lick the enemy's box.
Although AK is floating, it does not affect its important position in every player's heart.
The second-level bag, the second-level A, the second-level head, an AK and an M416, Lin Ye's equipment is not too bad, if he finds all the accessories, Lin Ye can gamble and eat chicken alone.
The role of Nangong Xiaoman in the team is to attract the attention of the enemy, and Lin Ye is responsible for one-on-four.
The game lasted for 15 minutes, and there were still 16 players remaining. Besides Lin Ye and Nangong Xiaoman, there were three four-person teams and one two-person team left.
The safe zone was shrunk to a relatively open place.
Generally, the teams that can enter the finals are relatively strong.
In the dense grass, Voldemort was slowly moving forward, looking for the best hiding place.
Lin Ye went to the only two-story building in the safe zone. He climbed to the roof and began to look down on the enemy.
According to the plot, at this time, when you see the enemy figure, you will shoot immediately.
But real masters will not be so stupid as to expose their position now, they will calm down and determine the approximate position of the enemy first.
Lin Ye saw the creeping enemy in the grass, he switched out the grenade and opened the loop, waiting for the best time to throw the mine and throw the mine.
"Clang!"
The grenade landed in front of Voldemort, who was crawling forward. He saw the grenade immediately got up from the ground and was about to run away.
Unfortunately, it's too late.
"Oh!"
An explosion.
Lin Duxiu used a grenade to blow up Dongfang Eagle No. 13.
(End of this chapter)
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