I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 35 Brother Lin's Sister Yun

Lin Ye, who was offline, came to the door of Xia Xiaotian's room, and he knocked on the door.

Xia Xiaotian opened the door, and when she saw that it was Lin Ye, she seemed to be still angry and asked, "What are you doing?"

Lin Ye called into the room: "Fat Bai."

A nimble figure sprang out from inside and sat at Lin Ye's feet.

Xia Xiaotian's eyes widened. In order to occupy Feibai, she tried to please her in every possible way. She even bought dried fish for Feibai, but now Feibai, the white-eyed wolf, ran out after hearing Lin Ye's call. This made her feel that she had lost her wife and lost her army.

"Meow."

Fat Bai raised his head and called out to Lin Ye.

Lin Ye bent down and picked up Fat Bai. He saw that Fat Bai's belly was plump, so it saved him from feeding.

Xia Xiaotian stretched out her hand to pinch the fat cat's face, and asked indignantly, "My old lady provided you with delicious food and drink, so it's possible that you have taken a fancy to this scumbag?"

Fat Bai stretched out two paws and patted Xia Xiaotian's hand away with a look of disgust.

"I'll go! You white-eyed cat." Xia Xiaotian was so mad at Fat White.

"Go to bed early." Lin Ye greeted Xia Xiaotian and went back to the room with Fei Bai in his arms.

"Bah! Sure enough, a scumbag man matches a scumbag cat." Xia Xiaotian slammed the door shut with her backhand.

Back in the room, Lin Ye locked the door behind him. He put Fei Bai in front of the table, then sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and looked at Fei Bai. Seeing that Fei Bai was sitting quietly, he seemed to have spiritual wisdom, so he had a showdown. Said: "I am a supernatural being, what about you?"

Fat White stood up, bowed to Lin Ye, and introduced himself: "Hello, respected Mr. Supernatural Being, I am the prince of the yin-yang cat clan."

"Fuck! Ruthless!"

Lin Ye just lied to Fei Bai, but he didn't expect that Fei Bai was really a mutated cat, and he even said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become spirits?Where's my 40-meter broadsword?
Fei Bai first said gratefully: "Dear supernatural being, thank you for helping the weak prince."

Lin Ye smiled, and said with a look of falling into Qian's eyes: "If you thank me, give me some real money! Verbal thanks are the most insincere."

Fei Bai confessed in embarrassment: "The yin-yang cat clan launched a rebellion, and this prince just escaped by chance. If you, the respected supernatural being, can help this prince regain the throne, this prince will definitely thank you very much."

"How much do you know about this world?" Lin Ye was full of curiosity about Yin Yang cats, as if this world was unusual!

"Not many. The yin-yang cat clan is an ancient demon clan. They are weak, but they can drive the power of yin and yang." Fei Bai told Lin Ye briefly that it belongs to the ancient demon clan.

"Since there are monster races, then there are cultivators in this world?" Lin Ye was almost sure.

"That's right, there are indeed many cultivators until now, but in this age of desolation, foundation-building cultivators are rare, and only martial arts are rampant." Fat Bai stood on the table and said eloquently.

"Since you want to stay with me, let's make three agreements. First, you are not allowed to speak human words in front of anyone other than me. Second, you are not allowed to use the power of yin and yang without authorization. Third, you haven't made up your mind yet."

"No problem. Your Excellency is very grateful for taking in this prince."

"Then rest early."

"Can I sleep in bed?"

"Sleep on the sofa."

Fat Bai still wants to sleep on Lin Ye's soft Simmons, it's just a daydream.

Twelve in the morning.

The system prompt sounded in Lin Ye's mind: "A new day has arrived. Daily task 666. Obtain 24 24 barrages. The time limit is [-] hours. If you fail, you will be wiped out! Daily task [-]. Take any anchor girl to eat chicken. The time limit is [-] hours. , if it fails, it will be obliterated!”

"Wait a minute! Increased daily tasks?"

Lin Ye who was brushing his teeth suddenly froze.

Before, there was only one daily task every day, and the rewards were quite generous, but now there is one more daily task, and failure is also directly obliterated!

There is a saying that MMP does not know whether to say it or not.

Lin Ye asked the system with his mind, "What about the rewards for completing daily tasks? Are they doubled?"

System: "Complete the increased daily tasks, the rewards will be multiplied by 2-10 times, depending on the almanac of the day."

Lin Ye was in a daze for ten seconds. How could he even follow the almanac after doubling his mother?Could it be that the first thing labor and management do when they wake up every day is to read the almanac first?

The two daily tasks are not difficult. He currently has more than 666 fans, and [-] bullet screens of [-] are not difficult. It is not difficult to bring the anchor girl to eat chicken. For professional players from another parallel world, this is simply impossible. It's just the way things are.

Lying on the bed, Lin Ye would not be able to fall asleep for a while, so he picked up his phone and opened the V message.

These few days he seldom plays with his mobile phone. There are only a few friends on V letter, but there are several groups, and he is active every day, with 999+ messages.

Randomly click on a "Graduation Group of Class 16 of Technical Secondary School". There are 74 friends in the group, all of whom are students of technical secondary school.

Most of the group messages are about who bought a house, who picked up a car again, and then some pictures of travel scenery, and finally attracted the envy and jealousy of many people, very ordinary chat records.

After Lin Ye casually looked at some chat records, he found that everyone had changed, from the previous XX game, who was who, what level, what rank to the current car, house, and deposit.It seems that everyone has really grown up.

"Ding dong."

V letter message prompt tone.

Who will message him at this point?
There is a red dot in the address book, and new friends request to be added as friends.

Lin Ye glanced at the profile picture, and he stood up in shock, "How did Yun Yaqing know my V signal? Could it be that Yun Tiankuo fell?"

When hesitating whether to pass the verification or not.

"Ding dong!"

The V letter rang again.

A friend whose online name is Mr. Yun sent a message: "Second brother, Yaqing added you, let's pass it."

Lin Ye typed and asked, "Have you fallen?"

Mr. Yun replied: "No way, Yaqing praised you like crazy in front of my mother, and the queen mother ordered that as a son-in-law, I dare not not give her the V signal!"

After Lin Ye sent a pitiful expression, he passed the verification of Yun Yaqing's friend addition.

Sister Yun, whose online name is Brother Lin, sent a cute emoji, "Brother Lin, can I treat you to dinner tomorrow?"

After reading the news, Lin Ye resolutely refused the meal appointment on the grounds that he had something to do, "Sister Yaqing, I'm going to an orphanage tomorrow, so let's wait until next time I'm free."

How could Yun Yaqing let Lin Ye get away with it so easily, she replied: "The orphanage! I also want to visit those poor orphans, let's go together tomorrow."

Lin Ye instinctively wanted to refuse, but Yun Yaqing didn't give him a chance to refuse, "Brother Lin, good night, I'll wait for you at the gate of the community tomorrow."

"Fuck! Ruthless!"

Lin Ye knew that Yun Yaqing must know her address, otherwise how could she say "I will wait for you at the gate of the community tomorrow".

When I think of being entangled by my good buddy's sister in the future, why do I feel so uneasy?Temiao actually has a guilty conscience.

(End of this chapter)