I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 2 The instant J show of the funny host
"Bang!!"

Almost instantly!
Lin Ye manipulated his male game character into the back seat, then pressed the F key to jump out of the car, and then he moved coquettishly to avoid dense bullets with his first-level bag on his back.

"I lost it! This guy's position is so coquettish! I missed a shot!"

A middle-aged man's exclamation and complaints came from the entire channel.

Judging from the tone and tone, this is a 30-year-old fat man!
Lin Ye's game character was hiding downstairs, and he saw three pairs of footprints on the map, which meant that there were three enemies upstairs.

"Cough cough!"

After clearing his throat, Lin Ye said in a magnetic and gentle voice on the whole channel: "Ani A Sai!"

After the entire channel was silent for three seconds, the fat man asked his teammates, "Who is your name Ani? Who is your name Asai?"

"This is a stick language! Ani A Sai, it's your kindness!"

"Uncle! Is there a surname in China, don't you have a B number in your mind?"

"Little B! Believe it or not, I'll give you a free ride on the next plane with a grenade?"

"Come on! I'm afraid you and I are your grandson!"

"Good grandson!"

"Fuck! You fucking took advantage of me!"

……

The voices of the other two enemies sounded on the entire channel. The tone and tone seemed to be young and young. They should be in their early 20s, predicting the two college students.

Lin Ye took advantage of the time when the three enemies upstairs were fighting each other, he had already figured out the frying pan, a sharp weapon for killing and stealing goods, and quietly went upstairs.

In the living room, three game male characters with different skin colors, black and yellow, and different hairstyles are aiming at each other with guns.

The fat house uncle took aim at the young man who was talking to him, while the young man's companion pointed a gun at the fat house uncle, as if if you dare to open the gun, then he will jump on you.

Lin Ye took a deep breath, and quickly operated with his fingers. The speed of the mouse's shaking determines the switching of the viewing angle.

"Bang bang bang!"

Only three dull sounds were heard.

In the 4K display screen, the three enemy players who are fighting each other have already smoked into boxes.

Lin Duxiu killed the fat little dolphin with a frying pan!

Lin Duxiu used a frying pan to kill the labor and management will not go to work tomorrow!

Lin Duxiu used a frying pan to kill labor and management, no class tomorrow!

Three kills!

Good start!

Lin Ye put away the pan and stepped forward to lick the buns.

In the live broadcast room, countless people were dumbfounded.

What just happened?
Next to Ximen Qing's barrage: "Fuck! Anchor! What kind of movement technique did you just use? The screen is dangling, and I almost spit my girlfriend all over Wahaha."

The east wind blew through the barrage on Grandma Bridge: "Nice! The only martial arts in the world can't be broken fast!"

Tonight Bajiro barrage: "Anchor, ask me weakly? You really didn't turn on G? Are you really a fairy?"

Xiaoyu barked the screen one by one: "The newcomer passed by and saw the incredible and weird scene, and he was scared to pee at this time!"

……

Although Lin Ye didn't want to explain, but while he was licking the bag quickly, he explained to the audience in the live broadcast room, "I just used the wall-mounted perspective to deal with the enemy without perspective, and then a game Longbu waved the pan again to kill the players who were fighting with others, and finally I jumped up and waved the pan to harvest the players who were attacked by others."

In the live broadcast room, the little fish were captured by Lin Ye's voice one by one, and then two small icons of melons appeared in the live broadcast room.

A line of thanks from the system appeared on the screen: "Thank you Xiaoyu, the audience in white, for giving the anchor the first gift one by one! Cucumber X2!"

There are rewards on the live streaming platforms, and the gifts offered by each streaming platform are different, but they are all similar. The prices are cucumber for 100 yuan, pepper for 1000 yuan, fish-flavored shredded pork for [-] yuan, and winter melon for [-] yuan. Cup and [-] yuan Manchu Banquet.

Two cents into the account!
Lin Ye felt that he had been insulted, so meow, showing off a wave of three kills in a frying pan only earned a dime?

Unsigned anchors receive five or five points from viewers, and they can withdraw cash at any time.The premise is that the tipping amount must be at least [-], otherwise it is impossible to apply for cash withdrawal.

Under Ximenqing's barrage: "Little fish one by one, just two cucumbers to send away the anchor's Tianxiu just now? Are you sent by the anchor next door to smash the scene?"

Xiaoyu popped up one by one: "...?"

System thanks: "Thanks to Tsing Yi viewers Hachijiro for rewarding anchor Cucumber X2 tonight!"

Tonight Bajiro barrage: "The anchor's skills are only worth two cucumbers. I really can't have more. If there are more, my mother will say that I am a prodigal."

The east wind blew through the barrage on Grandma Bridge: "Could it be Xiu'er upstairs?"

Bajiro barrage tonight: "To be honest, my name is Long Aotian!" At the end there was a smirk.

Lin Ye looked at the tipping icon and tipping amount displayed on the screen, feeling like he was being trampled and insulted.

Nima!

Another dime is credited!

According to this, one dime a day, 1000 yuan a month, one hundred thousand yuan a year!It's much better than working hard as a wage earner.

Sure enough, being an anchor is the choice of a smart person...

Lin Ye manipulated the game character who had licked the bag to the balcony on the second floor, and he climbed up the roof through the door.

Standing on the roof has a wider view, and it is easier to kill people. Of course, if you don’t have a bunker, you may be shot in the head!

Lin Ye switched to the 98K that he had licked. He saw someone running poison here. The corner of his mouth slightly raised an arc, and he said with a deep smile, "Don't blink, watch it."

"Oh!"

Opening the mirror and closing the gun, the movements are completed in one go, every three to five years of accomplishments cannot play such a confident gun.

Lin Duxiu used 98K to kill his brother and become the king of heaven!

The diving viewers in the live broadcast room were not calm anymore, and they all bubbled up and sent bullet screens, "Anchor! 666!"

System thanks: "Thank you to the audience in white, Xiaoyu, for tipping the host Chili Pepper X2 one by one!"

The system reminded: "Congratulations to Xiaoyu, the audience in white, who has been promoted to Tsing Yi one by one."

Two peppers!

Two dollars, one of which was credited.

Making money doesn't seem to be... that difficult!

Lin Ye's excellent operation is worth two peppers, the corner of his mouth twitched, "Damn! Watch the live broadcast of those game masters in the previous life, and the screen is full of rewards, and then look at yourself, is it because of poor skills? Is it worth it?"

Xiaoyu encouraged like a girl on the barrage: "Come on! Little brother! Although I don't like watching games, I like your voice."

The east wind blew through Grandma Bridge's barrage: "Xiao Yuyi is a sister? How old is it?" followed by a heart-warming expression.

Tonight Bajiro barrage: "The pervert upstairs has been identified! It can be dragged out and castrated." Wiping his sweaty expression.

Lin Ye saw a jeep speeding towards him, so he switched to a 98K "Boom" gun.

The player driving the jeep was knocked to the ground by a headshot.

"Fuck! There's a J!"

Someone in the whole channel immediately exclaimed!
When Lin Ye heard the voice, he was very surprised. People who play this game for Mao like to open all channels?
The jeep stopped, and the three enemy players in the car quickly jumped out of the car, and at the same time threw the smoke bombs in their hands.

The downed player is climbing towards his teammates step by step with difficulty.

Lin Ye switched to 98K, and opened the camera and gun with a "boom".

Lin Duxiu used 98K to kill the Heavenly Child Elder!
"Hidden quickly! It's 98K!"

Killed one person, and the remaining three enemy players quickly lay down on the green grass to hide their bodies, and at the same time began to look for the location of the gun.

The good-for-nothing is my barrage: "Please fasten your seat belts, the show is about to begin."

I am in charge of the world's barrage: "Sure enough, it's very beautiful! This anchor is a bit of a surprise! Instant J!"

The diving audience in the live broadcast room saw Lin Ye's Tianxiu J-shot performance, and they couldn't help brushing up gifts for Lin Ye.

System thanks: "Thanks to the black-clothed viewers for rewarding the host Yuxiang Pork Shredded X1 for their kindness!"

System thanks: "Thanks to the black-clothed viewers for rewarding the host Pepper X25!"

System thanks: "Thanks to the viewers in Tsing Yi, we are all Penglai people for rewarding the anchor Chili X666!"

……

After a small wave of gifts, the popularity of Lin Ye's "Looking Better than Pan An, Q God Possessed in Tianxiu Live Room" increased by 8 points, and the ranking of unsigned anchors also rose, and it is currently ranked 2500th.

(End of this chapter)