I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 1 Special gift of 98K funny anchor
"Hey! Jeep guy! Do you want 98K?"

On the 4K high-definition curved display, a jeep slammed on a drift brake and stopped in front of a small dirt bag.

The picture quality of the game is so delicate that you can see the dust and mist falling slowly, which is simply a "liver-level" conscientious production.

"Bang!"

A male game character got off the jeep. He was fully armed, wearing a big black sunglasses, carrying a third-level bag, wearing third-level armor, wearing a third-level headgear, and holding a fully equipped M416 in his hand. Quickly came to hide in front of Xiaotubao, and shouted to the whole channel: "Brother! Are you a fairy?"

The so-called gods in the game refer to those players who do not follow the rules of the game and do not have the spirit of e-sports.

The silver-haired handsome Lin Ye in front of the 4K display was stunned for three seconds, and he replied to the headset: "NO! NO! NO! I am a game anchor with good looks and strength like a god. Turning on G will destroy the spirit of e-sports. I never do things related to faith, and I don’t bother to do them.”

After the player controlling the male character in the game knew that Lin Ye was not a "fairy", his attitude became very arrogant, and he said very arrogantly: "Since you are not a god, you should obediently give up your blood and let my teammates see what absolute strength is." !"

"Hehe!" Lin Ye picked up the Coke can with a smile. He took a sip of the almost expired Coke gracefully and gracefully, and then said to Mai: "Big Brother! To be honest, I am actually here to give you 98K , Among these 100 players, I have taken a fancy to you with absolute strength, I hope you can take the 98K chicken that I gave you."

"Fancy my strength? Give me 98K? What's the situation!" Listening to this player's voice, it seems that he has begun to doubt his life.

"That's right! As long as you don't kill me! I'm willing to give 98K with both hands." Lin Ye also worked hard to give away the 98K in his hand.

"Okay, then you come out, your brother 98K wants it!" The player believed it half-believingly.

"Okay, brother!" Seeing that the other party agreed, Lin Ye got up from behind the dirt bag, and quietly came behind the enemy player with 98K in his hand. In order to prevent the enemy player from changing his mind, he threw the 98K on the ground and slowly Backed away slowly, silently, and said to Mai when he came back, "Dude! 98K is behind you, please check."

"Really?" The enemy player looked back in doubt, and sure enough, there was a 98K on the ground. Immediately, the enemy player believed Lin Ye's words, and thanked Lin Ye in the everyone channel: "Thanks, buddy, you can't eat it like this!" I was very touched by the fearless spirit of the chicken who gave 98K to others, and told me about the live broadcast platform and live broadcast account, another day my brother will bring someone to your live broadcast room to give you gifts to cheer you up."

"Thank you brother, but my mother won't let me play games with self-righteous fools! Her old man said it will lower my IQ, so, bye!" Lin Ye threw a flash bomb, which rolled onto the enemy player In front of him, there was a "bang" from the flash bomb, and the enemy player uttered a swearing "fuck".

A figure flashed in front of the jeep, opened the door, got in and closed the door, all in one go.

"Woooooo!"

The jeep starts.

Lin Ye smiled treacherously, and said to Mai: "Dude, I will lend you this jeep to deliver the courier. See you soon!"

"Your uncle's! This is outside the drug circle! Brother! I don't want your old 98K, can you take me into the safe zone?"

"Brother! I call you Grandpa! Come back soon!"

In all channels, players who received 98K for free were in tears.

However, Lin Ye ignored him at all, and drove the car at a fast speed, without giving him the slightest chance to shoot and blow out the tire.

The jeep was driving in the barren mountains, and Lin Ye stared at the screen intently. He pressed the M button and looked at the map. The safe zone began to shrink. Judging from his great master's prediction of the overall situation, the safe zone must be shrunk to within Over there at Port G.

"It's over, it's over, I'm going to be poisoned to death!"

A cute girl's voice suddenly sounded on the entire channel.

Lin Ye's slender fingers accelerated with WD plus shift, and the jeep immediately "boomed" to speed up.

Relying on keen intuition and anticipation, the jeep turning right appeared a game female character carrying a first-class bag, wearing a first-class armor, wearing a first-class green helmet, and holding a UZI in her hand.

"Drip!"

Lin Ye honked the horn and said to the whole channel: "Sister, you are on a drug run. Get in the car and let me take you to the safe zone."

Lin Mengmeng heard the voice, and she manipulated the female character in the game to look back, and saw a jeep driving towards her.

Lin Ye pressed the space bar to brake, and he said in the whole channel: "Brother is a good-looking and caring anchor, so if you meet a girl who runs a drug, you can't just let her die."

Lin Mengmeng put away the UZI and hopped onto Lin Ye's jeep. Sitting in the co-pilot, she shyly thanked Lin Ye in the whole channel: "Little brother, thank you, you are so kind."

When Lin Ye heard the cute loli voice, he almost lost his mind. He adjusted the microphone, smiled and said to Mai: "Sister, I saved you. According to the plot routine, should you do something practical?" Thank you?"

"Actual thanks? Does he want my V letter?" When Lin Mengmeng heard it, she seemed to be pouted and asked, "What kind of thanks does little brother want?"

"Equipment!" Lin Ye directly revealed his purpose without any tricks.

"Huh? You're going to rob me with just a UZI? Beast!" The girl got angry decisively, and even adjusted her seat to the back seat.

"No, girl, what I mean is to let you accept my equipment, 98K!" Lin Ye deliberately elongated the word 98K seductively.

"Ah!" Although Lin Mengmeng has only played this game for three days, she still knows about 98K. This gun is very popular in the game that has just launched the server. Many players have only heard of it but never used it. The chances of picking up this gun are too low, too low.

"In a word, do you want it?" Lin Ye pressed directly without ink.

"Can I not?" Lin Mengmeng's voice was about to cry.

"No!" Lin Ye refused in a resolute tone.

"Okay then, I want it!" Lin Mengmeng reluctantly agreed.

"Crench!"

The jeep stopped in the safe area with a gorgeous drift. Lin Ye's game male character quickly got out of the car and came to the co-pilot. He threw the only main weapon on his body on the ground and thanked Lin Mengmeng in a relieved tone. , Said: "Sister paper, I threw the gun on the ground for you. After picking it up, I will cover you. If you don't pick it up, hehe! In the end of the world, I will have your nightmare."

"I'll pick it up, I can't pick it up!" Lin Mengmeng got out of the car and quickly picked up the 98K on the ground.

Lin Ye ran to the driver's seat, and ruthlessly started the jeep, leaving his sister on the spot. As the jeep went away, only four words echoed in Lin Mengmeng's mind: "See you by fate."

"call!"

Sad wind blows.

Lin Mengmeng felt that she was in a place where the snow was fluttering, who am I?where am I?

"There are still 87 players left, and if you send out the last 98K, today's mission will be completed." Lin Ye's soliloquy in the car made the 250 melon eaters watching the live broadcast room feel confused.

Under Ximenqing's barrage: "Anchor, are you sure you are a good-looking anchor? Not a funny anchor?"

Dongfeng blew through the barrage on Grandma Bridge: "Anchor, it's fine if you wear a mask, but you also wear sunglasses, and what's even worse is that black peaked cap on your head. Are you serious? You're ashamed to say that you are a Yan Value anchor? I believe you ghost!"

Tonight Bajiro barrage: "I want to ask the anchor, other people's live broadcast rooms are all show skills! Show operation! Show face value! You should bring a girl double row! Single row 1V4 team, it is Rejoice! Are you confident? The key is that you are still delivering couriers in the game! You are definitely a funny guy!"

Lin Ye ignored all kinds of doubts and barrages. Anyway, when he took over the live broadcast room, the number of viewers was only 250 at the peak time, and he didn't expect the number of viewers to break through 500.

The most important thing is that he doesn't want to die. There is a big cow sitting on the cheap sofa behind his live broadcast. What makes Lin Ye feel Alexander is that the big cow is holding a golden AKM in his hand!

Once the system task fails!Direct and ruthless obliteration!There is no room for negotiation.

Lin Ye didn't want to be "chugged" to death by a big cow with a gold AKM just after he had a second life!

"Look at your sister! The system task cannot be completed after the game is over! Kill!" The big cow raised the muzzle of the golden AKM fiercely and violently in a queen voice.

"Calm down! IQ crushes everything! The more critical the time is, the more people in this world must see the difference between a professional master and a rookie player." Lin Ye took a deep breath, and he quickly adjusted his state and emotions .

"Ding dong! The host's psychological quality +2!"

"Ding dong! Host focus +1!"

"Ding dong, sister! Turn off the notification sound!"

"The system beep has been turned off."

Lin Ye concentrated on controlling the game characters and drove the jeep to the two independent small buildings in front of Port G.

"Crench!"

Just stopped the car!

"Da da da!"

The bullets were shot from upstairs!

(End of this chapter)